This little pub looked nice and Lincoln saw some demons getting drunk at the bar section of this nightclub. Unsurprisingly, some of the demons were looking at Lincoln since they had never seen a a human before.

One muscular hell cat went up to Lincoln with a knife behind him. "Excuse me, kid." said he. "Could you spare a quarter by any chance?"

Lincoln looked intimidated and afraid of this, obviously knowing what was going on. "Ummmm, I'm sorry, I don't have any money on me." He realized that he shouldn't have said those words, especially what happened the last time he was being mugged. The scarier part of this one was; she wasn't really here to save him this time. For the female hellhound was talking with Lincolns' sister Luna about cool albums and music she should listen to. The female hellhound was suggesting some kickass metal bands that Luna should look into when she gets the chance in return. For she was taking a liking to Lincoln's third eldest sister for her style and music taste.

Then he felt the large cat demon pick him up by his orange shirt. "I think you're lying, twerp." he said with his four friends with him. "Now just give me the mullet and I won't have to shove this right up your-"

The cat demon felt his body sliced in half by Millie and her large double-blades axe, immediately loosing grip on the kid. He was impressed

"She's a maniac!" said one of the other four demon thugs that looked like a dragon. "Get her, boys!" It was just then Moxxie jumped in front of his lovely wife and had his two pistols on him.

"not so fast, fuckers." Said Moxxie. "Eat lead and suck my cock!" then he opened fired and in a few seconds of rapid firing, the four demons dropped dead with the smell of blood in the air.

The bar owner looked surprised but then said; "meh, whatever. Happens all the time. I'll get rid of the bodies later."

Lincoln looked a little mortified, but they were demons and they were trying to possibly kill him in a gruesome manner. "Are you ok, Lincoln"? Asked Moxxie

"I'm fine, thanks to you guys."

"Did they hurt you?" Asked Millie.

"No. The leader just grabbed me by the shirt but he didn't hurt me. Thanks to you guys again."

The two imps smiled gratefully at the boys' kindness to them. "Don't mention it, honey." said Millie, gently patting his white hair. "If Loona were here, she would have just tore them apart limb from limb."

"But she is with his sisters right now." said Moxxie. "And besides, we can be just as powerful as she is. Did you see how you gutted that guy with your ax?"

"I am a natural born killer, Mox-Mox." Millie purred before she and Moxxie began making out and even wrestling each other's tongues, making Lincoln look a little disgusted. Despite that, he can see that Moxxie and Millie were meant for each other and that they had every reason to be married. After five seconds of doing tongue, the two imps broke off their kiss.

"Sorry, Lincoln." said Moxxie. "Millie is just an awesome kisser."

"Aw, you're just being nice, baby." his wife pointed while blushing.

"You know," said Lincoln, "for being demons in Hell, you guys have a healthy relationship."

"Thanks." said Moxxie. "A lot of people say that. But, i'll show you how good I am at my guitar." he pulled out his acoustic ax and went on stage. Some demons recognized him did small cheering in the pub. He began playing his guitar and it was a nice melody. "Oh what a thrill when the Crimson starts to spill." he said. "When my Millie goes in for the Kill."

Lincoln liked the sound of it, even though it sounded evil and twisted in a way. He enjoyed it either way, and this was Hell so, he would never be able to think otherwise in this kind of world. He was offered a drink by one of the waiters of the pub, but he said: "Oh, i can't drink Alcohol yet."

"Ah, you're form Earth. Understandable, your loss." then the waiter just walked away as Lincoln enjoyed the song some more as Moxxie twanged and sang on in his nice song about his lovely wife. Millie couldn't help but sing along with her husband in some of the lyrics. Many of the audience was enjoying this song, but there were a few demons that didn't care.

Some of those said demons thought: "Who fucking cares? Get me the fuck out of this literal Hellhole." But that was just a couple of haters, but the imp couple didn't care as they continued singing. When the song was over, there was a usual round of applause from the crowd, and a few whistles were heard.

"Thank you." said Moxxie. "Thank you all very much. Have a good night."

Lincoln himself enjoyed the song and clapped and applauded, despite how disturbing it was. He went up to the imp couple and said: "That was awesome."

"Thanks Lincoln." said Millie.

"So what do you wanna do now?" asked Moxxie

"Maybe get a soda."

"Sure, we can do that." said Moxxie. "I know a convenience store down the street."

"Cool." Lincoln smiled. They exited the pub and Lincoln felt and uneasy feeling go down his stomach since he was out in the open world of Hell. Sure Moxxie and Millie were friends with him, but he still felt more protected if Loona was with him. On the other hand: he witnessed how cool and badass these two lovebirds are during combat. Lincoln followed the Moxxie and Millie to this rather run-down convenience store with the windows with cracks on them.

Despite how run down it looked, Lincoln found some Diet Cola to drink in the place and he promptly took a cup from the drink station to fill it up. "So about this Chandler, does he give you a hard time that much?" asked Millie

"Not all the time, but he can be... what's a good way to put it?"

"Pain in the neck?" Moxxie asked.

"Exactly."

"Well, if you need us to decapitate him, let us know." Millie pointed

"Thanks but I don't want to be evil and stoop to his level. If i do that, i'll be no better than him." Lincoln said. "But there's gotta be another way to make him leave me alone."

"If only you were as scary as Loona." said Moxxie. "She can scare away even the toughest kind of humans... and arouse them at the same time." What the male imp said gave Lincoln an idea and a smile appeared on his face. "You know what, maybe there is a way to get rid of Chandler in a non-violent way."

"What's that?" asked Millie

"I'm just gonna have to scare him off."

"Well, you're a nice kid, Lincoln. You're right, you shouldn't stoop to his level." Moxxie pointed.

"Well I am not the one to be scaring him personally." Lincoln pointed. "I know someone who is though."

At first, Moxxie and Millie didn't know who he was referring to, but they caught on after a few seconds of brainstorming. "Oh. Use Loona to help you." said Millie

"Yep."

Later after school, Lincoln got a text from Loona, and she texted. "I'm ready, kid. Bring him over here and we'll scar him for life."

Lincoln texted him by saying: "Let me get Chandler, and we'll do this thing."

Loona texted "Cool" back to him.

The white-haired boy smiled and sang, "Oh Chandler! I got a bone to pick with you." The snobbish kid looked at Lincoln and had a smug look on his face.

"Well, looks like we're gonna have ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff, eh?" then he made a sadistic look on his face. "It will be my pleasure."

"Not here though." said Lincoln. "Meet me at the abandoned bar alone. Then we can get it over with."

"Meh, that's fine." Chandler said. "As long as i get to make you cry to your mommy, Lincoln Lame."

He followed Lincoln and the place was rather dark, but with a dim-lit red light in the place. "So Chandler, i want you to stop picking on me and my friends or else." Lincoln had his arms crossed.

His enemy made a laugh. "Ooh, look who's talking like a big man. What if I don't?"

"Then you will have to deal with my new friend."

"Who?" then the light went out and there was darkness.

"Oh ha ha, very funny, loser." Chandler said. Then he heard some evil, demonic growling in the background. "This is obviously the work of your stupid Goth sister, isn't it?" at first, Chandler looked unamused and heard the demonic growling get louder. "Who's there?" then he saw a black figure tall and with a cloak and hood over her dog like face. "Who the hell are you?"

She made a menacing short growl and said: "I am Hunger." and slowly turned herself around. "I am Thirst. Where I bite, I hold until I die." her canine nose was showned to Chandler, along with her sharp teeth as she was barring them. She was slowly walking towards him. "Even after death, you must cut out my mouthful from my preys' body, and bury it with me." Chandler can slowly see that this thing looked real. "I can fast for one hundred years and not die. I can lie one hundred nights on ice and not Freeze. I can drink a river of blood and not burst."

She was closer to him now and easily towered over the spoiled kid. "Show... me..." she grabbed hold of her black hood before revealing her hellhound face to him with her eyes closed, but opening them before exclaiming in a thunderous voice "YOUR ORGANS!" Loona looked really angry and ready to maul Chandler to pieces. At last, the kid could see that this was was not a prank and he screamed. Loona looked completely terrifying to him. "Now, which part of you should I eat first?" she asked him

"Gaaaaahhhhhh!" Chandler ran away while screaming out of the abandoned bar and was flailing his arms. "Mommy!" he screamed. In the abandoned pub, Loona smiled and undid her robe, reveaking her naked body.

"That was one of the best things i've seen all day."

Lincoln was laughing and popped out from the bar stool. "Loona, that was amazing."

"Thanks."

"Ever thought about being an actress?"

"Not even a little." Loona said. "And... can you give me a minute to put my clothes back on? Little privacy."

"Oh. Right." he turned away and heard Loona changing back into her regular clothes. "I'm sorry about making you do this."

"Nah, don't worry about it. My fur covers my... areas anyway. Besides, you're not being a creep about it."

"Right."

"Just don't look at me like this again." Loona said in a mildly stern voice before turning back into a human. "So, Blitzo said he wanted to show you something cool."

"What is it?"

"His own weapon collection over the years."