It was just an ordinary day in Hell as Lincoln was watching some TV in Blitzo and Loona's apartment. The boy was looking a little uncomfortable watching and flipping the stations since many of them were not really for kids and had some indecent things. These channels just gave Lincoln a mildly queasy and uncomfortable feeling in him like he had accidentally ate the most rotten of all cheeses he can eat. For that; he turned the TV off. "I'm sorry, I can't really bear this anymore." Lincoln said to Blitzo.
"Nah, i get it, kid." said Blitzo. "Humans probably wouldn't stand this shit anyway." the imp was sitting on a block of ice from Snappy's bite on his ass cheek.
At least his imp ass was healing and the ice was helping soothe his pain. By the looks of it, Blitzo might have to sit liek that for a week. "So are there any normal channels on Hell's TV? Like nothing to do with many boobs or vaginas? There's gotta be stations that kids can love."
"Not that much as the human world, no."
"Ah, that's what I thought." Lincoln sighed.
"Sorry to disappoint you, Linc." Blitzo gently patted the boy's head.
"No, it's fine." he loomed around the room and Moxxie and Millie walked in the room from the kitchen.
"Lincoln, take a look at this," said Moxxie. "I found this pick earlier today." he revealed to the boy that it was a guitar pick with the color or background of a stormy cloud atmosphere. "One of Dimebag Darrell's guitar picks he would use!"
"Who?"
"What?!" said Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie in disbelief. "You've never heard of Dimebag Darrell!?" said Moxxie. "he was one of the greatest guitarists of all time."
"He was the main guitarist for Pantera." said Blitzo.
"Oh yeah." Lincoln realized. "I've heard of Pantera. I've heard Luna listen to them."
"Right, Cowboys From Hell, Walk, Floods, they are the genius masterminds behind those amazing tunes." said Millie.
"nice. Are you sure this was one of his picks, Moxxie?"
"Guaranteed." Moxxie said. "A shady demon in a cloak was more than willing to ask for fifty dollars in exchange for this legendary pick."
"Sounds like it was worth it to me."
"So where's Loona?" Asked Lincoln.
"No idea." Said Millie. "That hellhounds likes to go places without telling anyone where the fuck she is even going." The female imp sounded annoyed.
"Yeah I even wondered why she is even in our receptionist in the first place." Moxxie sounded just as annoyed or even more annoyed than his wife.
"Man, I have to hit the bathroom. Drank a lot of that drink from the convenience store earlier."
"Go for it." said Blitzo.
As the boy looked for the bathroom, he found the door and what he saw next made him froze in place. Loona was in there and she was bare naked. Yes, she wasn't even wearing underwear. Her body was beautiful and she was having her eyes closed and not paying attention to Lincoln, for she was drying herself off with a towel. Her cups were perfectly round and she had to be one of the most beautiful girls Lincoln witnessed
Sure he saw Loona before... but not in her birthday suit.
Her butt looked beautiful too and Lincoln blushed as he was beholding her in her au naturale appearance.
Frozen as a statue, Lincoln didn't know what else to do.
As soon as Loona opened her eyes and looked at Lincoln. She had a blank look on her face and then screamed, and Lincoln screamed thereafter, and then they screamed in unison at the top of their lungs.
Lincoln then ran away in fear, still blushing.
"What the fuck is going on?!" Blitzo said.
"Get me back to my house, now!" Lincoln panicked. "I don't want Loona to gut me like a salmon!"
"What?" Moxxie said.
"Just get me back home!"
Without hesitation, the three imps opened a portal to Earth which Lincoln promptly entered through, and was in the kitchen of his house. Hyperventilating, Lincoln began thinking of a nice place to hide from the possibly angry female hellhound. "Lincoln?" Lori noticed, "What's wrong?"
"What's going on?" asked Leni
"Need to hide from Loona! Angry hellhound trying to kill me!" Lincoln said.
"Hey hey hey, slow down, dude." the rocker girl said, gently grasping her little brothers' shoulders. "Now from the beginning, what happened, Lincoln?"
Taking a few deep breaths, Lincoln closed his eyes and said: "I accidentally saw Loona... in her birthday suit."
"ooh." the other sisters, minus Leni looked like their brother was in big trouble.
"You sly dog!" Lynn commended him before having her arm being bumped by Lana
"Not helping!" said Lana.
"But it was an accident, i didn't see her in the bathroom!" then he was stamping his feet in place like he was about to enter a marathon race. "The bunker!" he realized. "She'll never find me there."
"Come on, no one should ever be able to access my bunker without me-"
"It's your Birthday, Lisa!" Lincoln called out as he was running to the backyard to open the bunker with Lisa's stupid password. For good measure, he went under one of the bunkers as a hiding spot, hoping that Loona wouldn't be able to break open the hatch.
Upstairs, Loona came through the portal, and was greeted by Lincoln's sisters. "If you wanna skin Lincoln alive, you'll have to go through us, bitch!" said Lucy in her monotonous voice.
"What did you just call me?!" Loona said.
"Just leave Lincoln alone!" the rocker girl Luna retorted.
"Whoa whoa whoa, calm down." the female hellhound said. "What are you going on about?"
"He told us that he accidentally saw you naked." Luan said
"Yeah, but i don't wanna kill him." said Loona. "I just wanna talk to him."
"How do we know we can trust you?" said Leni.
"Do i look like I wanna hurt or kill your only brother?" the female hellhound said with her arms crossed. "If i did, i would just finish you girls off and eat your bones." then she caught his scent from inside the house before sniffing him out. Walking outside in the backyard, she found him in Lisa's bunker. "Shit, what was the password again? Nah, screw it." she decided to use her brute strength and open the hatch herself.
"That needs some serious readjustments." Lisa pointed.
"Come on, let's help him!" said Lynn before jumping on the female hellhound, landing on her torso. The other sisters helped the sports sister in holding the female hellhound down, but to their shock, she managed to get them off of her with her arms.
"Get the fuck off me!" Loona said in annoyance before coming in.
Lincoln shuddered as he knew the female hellhound was in the bunker. Using her nose once again, she crouched on all fours and followed her nose to under the bottom bunker.
"Ah, there you are."
"Loona, i'm sorry!" Lincoln exclaimed as he felt his shirt being pulled by the female hellhound. "I didn't know you were in the bathroom! Please don't gouge my eyes out or break my back, or use my spine as a toothbrush!"
"Calm down." Loona said
"I'll gouge my own eyes out if you want, so I'll never look at you again."
"What? Ok, that's just morbid." Loona looked confused as she dropped Lincoln on his feet. "Look, Lincoln-"
"Or can you just kill me quickly and painlessly?"
"Lincoln,"
"Or just blow my head off with a shotgun so it will be the quickest way possible to make you happy-"
"Lincoln!!" Loona shouted at the top of her lungs, scaring him. The sisters were just as frightened as Lincoln was when she shouted like that. "Sorry if I startled you." Loona sounded more calm now. "But I am not going to hurt or kill you."
she gently clasped his shoulders with her hands. "But I accidentally... I don't wanna talk about it."
"Yes, but you didn't know I was in there."
"I'm sorry if I looked at you. I... didn't know what to do when it happened."
"That's because you're slowly growing up." Loona pointed. "Look, I promise I'm not mad. Besides, you wouldn't believe how many sick perverts try to get a good look at my naked body, both in hell and on Earth."
"Yeah, wouldn't surprise me. Sounded like he got a good look at you to be running away." said Lynn before her arm was punched by the rocker sister. "Ow!
"Dude," said Luna: "not helping."
"Never mind Lynn," said Lincoln. "She has the brain of a grasshopper."
"Hey!" Lynn sounded offended.
"Look, Lincoln, it's ok. I'm not mad, I promise."
"Ok." Lincoln sighed. "I'm glad you won't kill me,"
"No. but if you were a demon pervert, then I would. But I wouldn't do that to you because... I... ca-" she was trying to find the right words for this. "I care about you. Ok?"
"Thank you." Lincoln said.
"Just don't push it."