Lincoln was looking on in pure horror and shock. Loona just threw a wild party in his own house, without his parents' consent. It was just then the sisters came back as well, looking as shocked and appalled as Lincoln was.

"Oh... my... god..." said the kids.

Loona noticed them and smirked as she approached them. "Hey guys." She said in a happy voice. "Glad you can make it back home, the party is getting fucking awesome!" she can clearly see that the kids, minus Clyde since he is not a member of the family, were infuriated by all that was going on.

Angry, the Loud siblings pulled Loona aside so they they can give her a real talking down. "How could you literally throw a party in our own house without our parents' permission?!"

"Easy, really." Loona said. "They're not here."

"Loona, when mom and dad see this, they are going to explode!" said Lana

"Come on, it's just a party." Loona said. "What can possibly go fucked?"

"Anything!" Lincoln sounded exasperated. "I mean mom and dad think you are a mean person as it is."

Suddenly, the sound of a shotgun blast was heard from another room, spooking the kids and rushing to the living room to see what the sound was. Vortex was shooting some watermelons with a Remington 870 gun and two of the fruits were obliterated.

"Whoo! How was that, Loona?" Said Tex

"Better the seventh time!" Loona commended her first friend. "Let's see you pull out a mini-gun."

"Please tell me that there are literally no drugs or alcohol in this party!" Lori gritted her teeth

"Wait, i thought you don't like Moxxie so much, Loona." Lincoln noticed.

Loona made a "Hmph" sound and replied: "That's an understatement. I hate him so much."

"But if you hate him so much, then why did you bring him to your party?" Asked Clyde

"Because that fat bitch of his threatened to turn me into a trophy if I didn't." The female hellhound looked irritated. "But hey, a party's a party."

"Well this is out of control!" Leni said.

"We have got to do something about this before mom and dad get back." Lucy said.

"Hey, who's the cute, white-hair here?" said a Hellhound with an afro.

She and a couple of other female hellhounds approached Lincoln, making him a little nervous and blush. "Just look at him, i have never seen a human boy so cute in my entire life." said a white female hellhound with her hair flipped to the left. Another had a black mask with a mouth printed on it, and she wore a black hat and a black coat with a fur collar. Not only them, but there was also a large, burly male husky-like hellhound with a skull shirt. "A boy with white hair?" he said. "that's something you don't see every day on Earth."

"Just look at him," said the masked hellhound. "He is the cutest, I can just eat him up in one bite."

Lincoln got a worried look and hid behind Loona.

"Oh no, no, no, no!" said the other white female hellhound. "Not really. It's just an expression. "We would never eat someone as adorable as you."

"Look, I know you're getting all the girls, Linc." said the rocker sister, "but we need to take care of this party before mom and dad make us homeless on the Highway to Hell."

"Guys, i figured you all were hungry when you all got back from school, so i got us some pizza and Chinese to eat." Loona said. "My treat." The kids' eyes flew open with surprise and they ran to the dining room to find a big buffet of pizza and Chinese food for them to chow down. "I knew you would love it." Loona smiled slyly

"How did you get all of this?" said Lincoln

"Two words, Lincoln," said the female hellhound confidentally. "Blitzo's credit card." she pulled out the card to prove her point to the kids

"Did he say it was ok?" asked Lola

"Meh, he was too drunk to even notice it." Loona smirked again. "He's fine now... well, not exactly fine, but being himself."

Without a second thought, the kids just indulged themselves with as much food as they can get their mouths on. Yes, the food was absolutely yummy and delicious, and what more could these kids ask for in their lives. Every one else in the party also got themselves something to munch on as this badass party continued.

What caught Loona's eye was Lily trying to grab a cupcake that she really wanted to eat, but of course, given how she is a baby, she isn't able to reach it from the counter. The female hellhound picked up Lily before the baby could even start to bawl her eyes out in defeat. "Here you go, Lily." said the female hellhound flatly. "Enjoy."

Lily's demeanor immediately changed from about to cry, to clapping her hands with pure joy as she was giggling. She took no second chance as she grabbed the cupcake and peeled the paper layer, and horked it down her mouth. "Yummy." lifting her head to the female hellhound, she added "thanks, Loona."

"Don't mention it." then the female hellhound placed Lily on floor next to Lisa.

The food was so amazing that the kids immediately forgotten what they were mad at Loona about. "So, how was school, Lincoln?" asked Vortex, wanting to strike up a conversation at the kid. "Was it all good?"

"Yep, it was good, Vortex." then he felt his head being gently patted by the male hellhound with his beefy, massive hand.

"Good. You know, my girlfriend and ex-girlfriend really want to meet you." letting out a blissful sigh, the male hellhound added: "my current girlfriend would love it at this party."

Loona had a look of embarrassment on her adorable, dog-like face, and a hint of shame appeared on it as well.

"Who is your girlfriend?" asked Lori

"Beelzebub. Or Queen Bee."

"What?" said Moxxie in surprise. "Your girlfriend is the Queen of the Gluttony ring?!"

"Yep. That's right, Mox." said Tex with a smile. "And she is the greatest girlfriend any guy can ever ask for."

"I can't believe it." said Millie. "you being the boyfriend of the Queen of Gluttony."

"Ah, it's not a big deal." said Vortex with a blush.

"Wait, your girlfriend is a queen?" asked Lola

"That she is, Lola." Tex smirked. "Well, she is not as high as Lord Lucifer. He rules over everyone. But Bee is just the ruler of the Gluttony ring."

"Ooh, i like her already." said the princess sister.

"She would love all of you." the male hellhound said. "So Lincoln, wanna meet her and my previous girlfriend one of these days?"

"Sure, when the whole EQD thing clears up." Lincoln said. "Is it still bad down there?"

"Oh yeah." said Crystal. "But me and Serena are keeping ourselves protected in Bee's place. Her palace has a special shield against girls with Excessive Queef Disease."

"The sooner this whole thing blows over," said a female Hellhound with a black mask and a black hat named Kressent Rhodes.

"You're a cute boy." said the white Hellhound with hair flipped to the left side from before. She was obviously referring to Lincoln. "Loona told me about you and your white hair."

Lincoln blushed. "Well, i didn't chose to have white hair, It's one of my hereditary things from male members of my family. it just-"

"Oh, there's no need to feel embarrassed." said Kressent. "Take a look at Loona's fur. It's white and we don't have a problem."

"Yeah, it makes you look even cuter." said the white hellhound lady. "And look at my fur. I have white fur and no one is staring."

"Good point." said Lincoln. "But i can dye it black if you want."

"Whoa whoa whoa, you don't have to do that." said Loona. "She said no one's complaining. If she was complaining, she would tell you she doesn't like your white hair."

"I know, i know." Lincoln reassured her.

"Got a name, little buddy?" asked the large, burly, male husky-like Hellhound from before.

"Lincoln. Lincoln Loud, but just call me Lincoln."

"Hmm. like Abraham Lincoln?" asked the Husky. "Name's Johnny DeLune. But just call me Johnny."

"And I'm Vlada Shiianova." the other white Hellhound.

"Call me Kressent Rhodes." said she.

"Nice to meet you all." said Lincoln warmly

"You're quite the ladies' man, aren't you, Lincoln?" Crystal said to him with a smirk on her face.

"Yeah, i can tell you will get a girlfriend in the future." Serena pointed

"Oh boy, Lincoln is feeling lucky today." Lynn said in her head. Suddenly, the front door was open, and everyone heard the sound of two people gasping. it was Lynn Sr and Rita, looking shocked to see that there was a party in their own house without their approval.

"What is going on here?!" said Rita

"And we want the truth!" Lynn Sr added, sounding just as stern as he was.

"This is not what you think." said Lana

"Oh really?" said the father, not looking convinced. "Because we think that there is a party in our house without consulting us first!"

Lincoln was the first one to talk. "We were just as shocked as you are. We tried to stop them but-"

"No, no, no, it's ok, Lincoln." Loona said. "Go easy on the kiddos. I was the one that planned the party. I was the one that called my friends and... people I at least knew here. But Lincoln said that you like parties."

"Yes," said Rita, "but you still threw one without consulting me or Lynn here. It is one of the golden rules of the Loud house: no parties without our approval."

"That's right. And like we mentioned, you need to follow our rules."

"Like i said before," Loona said. "Rules don't mean s- i mean anything to me."

"Would it kill you to be nice for once, Loona?" said Rita. "And... what if some of these Hellhounds have EQD or whatever?"

"Don't worry, we're all good." said Serena.

"Yeah one of the rulers of Hell has a safe haven in their domain so that we don't catch it." Crystal added.

"Well, either way, Loona, can we have a word with you?" said Lynn Sr. "Alone?"

"Sure, whatever." In the kitchen, the parents could finally talk to her in private.

"Look, we really hate to do this, but you are proving to be a bad houseguest." said Rita

"What? What makes you say that?" Loona asked

"The party for one thing."

"So, we are going to have to ask you to leave this house. You do not have to go back to Hell with that disease still going on, but you can't stay here."

"What?" Loona got mad, picking up Lynn Sr by the color of his shirt, terrifying him. She began to growl like a rabid dog. "You're fucking kicking me out?!"

"Please don't hurt me!" the dad whimpered.

"Hey hey hey, Loona, please put him down."

Hearing the comottion, Lincoln and his sisters came in the kitchen. "Loona, what are you doing?!" Lincoln began freaking out.

"Making your shitty parents change their mind about kicking me out, that's what." the female hellhound snarled as she was still looking at the parents with rage, "if they think they are kicking me out, they sure as hell got another thing coming!"

"Stop it!" said Lincoln. "JUST STOP IT!" everyone was silent after the boy shouted. "look, this is my fault. Loona leaving a... mess in the toilet, her inviting her friends and people she hates to a party without asking mom and dad, and... my puppy eyes. Look Loona, I'm sorry. But... I shouldn't have used my puppy eyes in the first place. Please don't rip my throat out or anything, but... you are not being a good houseguest." Then he covered his face with his arms just in case the female hellhound tried to rip him apart.

What happened next was very unexpected. Loona knelt down in front of the boy and said: "look, I know you are trying to stick up for me, but it is my fault."

"Loona,"

"No! It is my fault, Lincoln." Then the female hellhound turned back to the parents. "Look, you can kick me out of your house, but please don't hurt or be infuriated with Lincoln. He... he was just trying to help me out from a contagious and disgusting disease. So I'll just pack up my things and get the hell out of your hair." She walked upstairs to get her things packed.

The whole family stared at the boy in surprise. "I know. I know. I'm grounded for causing all of this in the first place. So I'll just stay up in my room."

"No Lincoln, it's ok." Said Luna. "Really dude."

"Are you kidding me?!" Said Lola. "It's all his fault and his puppy eyes!"

"Lola!" Lana scolded her.

"Yeah, you were just trying to help help Loona out." Said Lucy. "Besides, I like her. She knows how to throw a party."

"I'll say." Said Lynn. "And the food was so yummy."

"they're right honey." Said Rita. "We know you were just trying to help out Loona."

"And, it's not like we were going to force her into prison or jail." Lynn Sr pointed.

"So, she can stay?" Lucy said

Silent again, Lynn Sr finally said: "yes."

"But this is her last warning." Rita added. " so you can all just clean up the mess Loona and her friends made. And Lincoln,"

"Yeah mom?"

"You can tell Loona that she'll not going anywhere."

Smiling with hope, Lincoln said: "you got it, mom."