It was a total blast hanging out with Guns N' Roses, one of the greatest bands in the whole world. Axl Rose was way more mellow than he was in his younger days when he... was not sober.
What was even better was that: everyone loved Lincoln's beautiful singing voice, and the boy even did a few small duets with Axl himself.
there was still half an hour left before show time, and Lincoln, Luna, and their friends were still having a good time with the group. Loona herself was having a blast and she usually has a bad attitude most of the time. But she is a fan of Guns N' Roses too, and she couldn't ask for an even more fun, good time. "How did you get a fucking awesome voice, Lincoln?" Said Slash
"I guess... I was just born with it." Lincoln said
"You know, baby bro?" Said Luna, "maybe we should start a group together. You can even be the new lead singer for the Moon Goats.
"That's not a bad idea." Said Vortex, gently giving Lincoln a few pats on the back. "Your sisters' guitar shredding skills, your angel voice. Come on Lincoln, you two would be like a second Tenacious D."
"Right, Lincoln can be like Jack Black and Luna can be like Kyle Gass." Said Sam
"Well, I don't know if I would compare us to Tenacious D, but it would be more Rocky and metal." said Luna.
"I like the sound of that already." said Crystal
"But wouldn't there be too many members of the Moon Goats?" Asked Lincoln
"Well back in the early 2000s," said Axl, "the band have around three guitarists and two bass players instead of just one lead guitarist and one rhythm guitarist."
"Good point." Said Stella.
"You know, how would you guys like to hang out with us some more one of these days?" Said Richard. "You all seem pretty cool."
"very awesome people we love to hang out with." said Frank."
"And honestly, Lincoln, you look so adorable." Melissa pointed. "I couldn't help saying, but I think you look so cute." Right next to the white-haired boy, Loona smirked, seeing how Lincoln was getting more girls in his life.
"So when's your first date with her?" she couldn't help but joke to her human friend. Everyone laughed at what Loona said, including Melissa.
"Loona! you know i'm too young for her."
"I'm just kidding with you, kid." the disguised hellhound patted his head.
"Maybe if he was older, than i would totally go on a date with him." Melissa remarked, making Lincoln blushed even further on his round face. Still, Lincoln was having a good time as much as everyone else was.
"So here's our phone numbers if you ever want to talk to us." said Duff. "When we're not performing of course."
"And feel free to talk to us any time you wanna talk to us, guys." said Slash as he began writing down his phone number on some sticky notes of paper. Everyone else in the band followed suit after Slash. "Keep them in a safe place, you guys. Do not lose them." said the top-hat wearing guitarist.
"Don't you worry, Slash." said the rocker girl, "we'll keep these babies in a safe place like art in a museum."
"We'll make sure we never lose these." said Lincoln before putting it in his pocket. "So when you guys write songs, what usually comes first: the music or the lyrics?"
"Good question." said Slash. "At many songs, the music comes first, and at some other songs, the lyrics come first."
"I wrote them all." Axl joked, making everyone burst into laughter. "But yeah, it varies sometimes. But most times, it's the music that comes first."
"That makes sense." said Serena. "Most bands have music come first, then the lyrics."
"And Slash, you're touring with Myles Kennedy again next year?" asked Octavia
"Yep. As soon as it hits late January, me and Myles are going back on the road with the Conspirators again. It's going to be a fucking blast touring with them again." Slash smiled before taking a sip of his light beer.
"Me and Frank are going to try and unite our group, the Dead Daisies, once again." said Richard.
"You guys have been bffs long?" asked Loona
"Yep, we've been friends since forming 'Love Split Love' in 1992." said Frank. "Me and Richard are like brothers. Inseparable." he side-hugged Richard to prove his point. "I honestly can't imagine a good duo like us."
"Though we do have lives outside of the music business." said Richard.
"So Dizzy," said Stella, "You've been a little quiet. How long have you been playing piano?"
The pianist of the band finally broke his silence when he said: "Well, when i was a kid, my grandmother taught me to play the organ, that was my first instrument i have ever played, and then that's when i started to play piano ever since. I mean, heh, playing the organ is like playing the piano."
"Only spooky." said Tex, making the pianist laugh.
"Exactly." Dizzy Reed chuckled. "Let me tell you guys, being a pianist for the band is one of the greatest honors a guy can ever ask for."
"But Axl, don't you play piano?" asked Luna. "I've seen you play piano live and music videos."
"Yeah but..." Axl looked a little embarrassed. "Dizzy is a better pianist than me. I know, it's fucking embarrassing, but it's true. Granted, i play piano lot of times, but I am no virtuoso. Dizzy is that kind of guy. But i am a very decent player."
Octavia made a small chuckle before saying: "You can certainly say that again."
And so the laughter and conversations continued on for the next thirty minutes, and when it was showtime, the group said bye to the band, although it wasn't a permanent goodbye. No, they were told to come see the band again after the show. Two security guards escorted the group back to the main venue, and took their seats in the center of the middle seating row of the amphitheater. Everything was dark when the lights went out, and when the concert started, everyone went totally crazy with excitement.
This legendary band still got the magic in them to perform good music or everyone.
Amazing, loud, and awesome, there was so much positive vibes and energy going on in this amphitheater right now. The whole gang couldn't have asked for a much greater time than this right now, and it was even more better since they have got to actually meet and get to know GNR for the first time. Yes, that was definitely something that sounded like a one-time event and might never happen again. Song after song, every moment was like magic for the whole audience, and this will certainly be one to remember for Lincoln and his whole group of friends. It made the white-haired boy happy to see Loona happy, despite her rather grumpy exterior. Perhaps when no one was looking at her, maybe she'll give Lincoln a hug when this is all over.
"Now everyone, i would like to point out a very talented boy with the voice of an angel." Axl called out after finishing another song. "Lincoln Loud, come on up here, buddy!"
Lincoln's heart was pounding like a drum and he rushed on stage, though he was given a lift by Richard. "meet Lincoln." said Slash. "A human boy of pure singing talent."
"And that's not all." said Axl. "He also has a very talented sister who is a badass singer and a guitar player. Luna Loud!" The rocker girl let out a squeal of excitement, and rushed on stage in a great hurry. Her smile on her face did not go away one bit from all the excitement she was showing right now.
"Here is a song you guys will know and love. Lincoln and Luna will be helping us sing the song, so let's give them our best help we can get!" Slash called. He began playing the intro chords to one of the greatest and recognizable Guns N' Roses songs of all time. Lincoln and Luna knew it well and smiled knowing that they were going to sing right behind one of their favorite bands of all time.
"Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls all pretty." Axl and Duff sang.
"Oh won't you please take me home?" Lincoln and Luna sang with them.
It was even more of a blast now. Luna was shredding with Slash and Richard in this fine, classic tune, and Lincoln was singing with Axl in the song, and everyone loved his singing voice like many people in Hell loved his singing voice.
When the encore song was over, there was the biggest round of applause and when everyone was coming home, the gang stayed behind and another security guard escorted them to the GNR tour bus. "Lincoln, you really did it." said Slash.
"And Luna, you are a guitar queen." Axl said.
"Wanna get a picture with us, you guys?" asked Duff.
"Totally!" said Crystal.
"Fuck yeah a picture!" said Loona.
They all huddled together and got in a group picture together, and it was an amazing way to conclude a fucking awesome night. "Have a good night guys." said Frank.
"Stay safe out there." Slash said.
"And keep our numbers somewhere safe." said Duff
"Don't worry, we will." said Tex.
At the house later in the night, Everyone was watching the video of Lincoln and Luna performing with Guns N Roses, including Blitzo, Stolas, Moxxie, and Millie. "That was so awesome!" said Millie
"You must have been the luckiest people in the whole world to meet this band." said Moxxie
"In ways you can't imagine, fatty." said Loona.
That name made the male imp growl. "How many times do i have to say it, meth-addict? I am not fat!"
"Meth addict?!" Loona sounded offended. "Do i look like I take meth?"
"Do i have to be honest with you, bitch?"
"Hey hey hey!" Lynn Sr intervened. "This is a family home for f- i mean, for corn sake! Great, now you've got me doing it."
"At least you caught yourself, dad." Lori pointed
The dad sighed. "true."
"I take it you guys have had so much fun." said Rita
"In ways you can't imagine, Mrs. L." said Johnny, the male husky hellhound. "Shame Katie Mayday was not here. She would have loved every minute of this concert."
"There's always another day, Johnny." Loona pointed.
"True."
"And we even got a group photo with the band!" Luna said in excitement. "I'm sure we made every dude that entered the VIP jealous."
"Did you have fun, Via?" Stolas asked his daughter
"So much fun, dad." the princess said. "I wish you were there, dad."
"I know, but i was taking care of some business with... Blitzy here." he began fondling him like a cat owner. "And it was quite the fun business."
Blitzo was not really amused and growled and tried scratching at the Goetia prince. "Get the f- i mean, get the Hell off me!"
"Ugh, dad, seriously?!" Octavia groaned. "My Satan, do it at home."
"Oh we just did, sweetie." Stolas purred as he looked at Blitzo with a flirty look on his avian face. Blitzo looked even more annoyed and disgusted, like a snake being aggitated from being held too long. "And it was a very fun time."
"For you, not for me, asshole!" Blitzo complained.
Late At Night
The demons had gone home, and the whole Loud family was asleep in their beds for the remainder of the night. Lincoln was soundly asleep in his bed and little did he know that; there were two unwanted visitors in the night. It was none other than Verosika Mayday and Katie Mayday, possibly coming to watch Lincoln in his sleep, thinking how adorable he was in his sleep. Both the succubus sisters smiled warmly at Lincoln in his deep slumber.
It was suddenly interrupted when Katie accidentally sneezed, waking Lincoln up in an instant, startling him
"What? What?" he turned on the light, revealing the succubus sisters, looking a little sheepish at being caught by him. "Verosika? Katie?" he said, sitting up from bed. "What are you both doing here?" then he had a face of realization. "Have you come to watch me in my sleep again?" he looked unamused.
"No!" both of them said in unison. Lincoln was obviously not buying it.
"OK yes, partly, but we heard you went to see and meet Guns N' Roses." Katie said. "I mean that is so awesome."
"What are the odds of seeing one of the greatest rock bands of all time?" said Verosika. She then sat next to him and wrapped her fur coat around him. "Did you have fun, Linky?"
"Yep. It was so awesome." then he felt Katie sit on his other side. "But guys, do you have to come here to watch me in my sleep?"
"We can't help it." said Katie. "You just look so cute when you are sleeping like that. You're like... a puppy sleeping under a blanket at night."
"Well everyone's supposed to be asleep and we have a curfew." said Lincoln. "Besides, i have school tomorrow."
"Look, we just wanted to see some pictures of the concert to see how it was." said Verosika. "Just show them to us and we'll get out of your hair."
Lincoln sighed and said: "Fine, if it will get you to stop watching me in my sleep, then... OK." he pulled out his phone and showed the two sisters the fun time he had earlier in the night with his sister, close friends on Earth, and Close friends in Hell. "Sorry you guys weren't there to see this. You would have loved it."
"Totally." said Katie. "But i had some... personal matters to take care of."
"And i had another run-in with my shitty-exboyfriend." said Verosika bitterly. "Grr, that Blitzo never learns to fucking quit, doesn't he?"
"Like i mentioned," Lincoln said. "the things between you and Blitzo don't involve me, and i prefer to stay out of those fights."
"No, of course, Lincoln. It never has to involve you." Verosika said, giving him a gently kiss on his right cheek. "Yeah, the shit between me and him never has to involve you."
"So when you get out of school," said Katie. "I got a little job for you, Lincoln. I'll pay you good money."
"You're not going to make me kill anyone, are you?" asked Lincoln.
"Yeah, he's not the killing kind of boy." Verosika said
"No, it has no killing involved whatsover." Katie looked annoyed. "Besides, if i was going to hire anyone to kill someone else, i would just ask the greatest mercenary or bounty hunter to do it. Lincoln, it is something very special for you to do. And if you do this, i'll pay you one grand."
Lincoln looked surprised. "One-thousand dollars?"
"Yep. If you are successful at this one job for me, it will be yours."
"Well, ok. As long as I don't get to kill someone, i'll do it."
"Perfect!" Katie said, hugging Lincoln against her warm body, and her leopard unitard still felt soft and a little fluffy on the hairs. "Well, we'll let you go back to bed now.
"I want to tuck him in." said Verosika.
"No, i want to... Look, you know what, sis? Let's just tuck him in together." said the rocker succubus.
"That's... actually not a bad idea." Verosika pointed. Lincoln was about to protest against this, but realized that these demons were persistent in tucking him in bed, and would probably give him the cutest "please" faces he could give them, so there was no other option. he gave Verosika's fur coat back to her and laid on the bed as the two succubi tucked him in, and they both gave him a kiss on the face. "Good night, Linky." said Verosika softly
"Sweet dreams." said Katie before they got back to the demon world with the Asmodean crystals in their hands, leaving Lincoln to snooze off for the rest of the night.
