Loona was starting to be a little unsure about this kind of jacket or if Lincoln will like it or not. Of course, Blitzo spent it with his credit card and not Loona, and he would do anything for his precious adopted daughter. Who can possibly resist Loona's serious "please" face after all? Lincoln and Clyde were scheduled to come spend some time with Loona and Octavia after school today, so it would be the perfect opportunity for the female hellhound to give Lincoln the awesome-looking jacket.

"You wanna come with me, Blitzo?" Loona offered him

"Won't I embarrass you?" Blitzo asked. "I thought you don't like me to come to you and your friends' usual get togethers because you're worried I would embarrass you?"

"Well this is just us, Lincoln, Clyde, Via, and the dumbass couple themselves." Loona said. "And... you are Lincolns' friend too, and I didn't want you to feel so... left out. Plus I thought it would be a nice way to get away from Stolas fawning all over you."

Blitzo let out an annoyed groan. "Tell me about it. Why can't that rich asshole just leave me alone for once? What is it going to take for him to see I do not and I mean not want to be his own living sex toy for fuck sake?"

"Hate to break it to you, Blitzo, but... I don't think he can think of other people besides you."

"I wish that wasn't true." Blitzo narrowed his eyes as he was thinking negatively about Stolas some more. "What Stolas needs is to get a fucking life! Though, he is fun to dominate and he knows how to dominate someone in return. His beak can make a pleasurable fellatio for me admittedly. The way he sucks it dry like a prune,"

"Gah! Don't get descriptive, you fucking moron!" Said Loona in disgust. "Keep it between yourselves!"

"Sorry." Blitzo said in a meek voice.

The female hellhound pulled out the grimwoir and she teleported herself to Lincoln's bedroom, whom was already waiting for her and Clyde with him. "Hey Linc, Cldye." she said

"Hi Loona." both boys said.

"What's in the box?" asked Lincoln

"That... is a surprise. But wanna come to Blood Burger with me?"

"I can go for some dinner." Clyde smiled. "But i don't have to eat any guts or organs, or drink blood do I?"

"No, that's fucking ridiculous." said Loona. "All of those are just optional sides. We demons know as much as the next guy that humans can't really drink blood, or eat raw organs, unless you want to get tapeworms."

Clyde sighed in relief. "And, i am allergic to some foods."

"By the looks of you," the female hellhound said, "it wouldn't surprise me... no offense, Clyde. So come on, burgers are on me." the two boys followed Loona through the portal and they were both in Blitzo' apartment now.

"Hey kiddos. Had a good day at school?" asked Blitzo

"We did." Lincoln smiled. "Haven't seen Chandler recently."

"heh, thanks to me," Loona smirked. "You should have seen the look on that twerps' face when I scared the shit out of him, Blitzo."

"I wish I was there." Said the imp.

While walking down to the restaurant, Lincoln couldn't help but feel being watched from someone without being noticed, he stopped for a second and looked at his surroundings

There was no one in sight.

"Hey Lincoln," Loona called out. "You doing ok?"

"Yeah, I'm fine." Lincoln said, running up to his three friends to catch up. "Thought I was being watched back there. Like someone was stalking me."

"It's a common feeling in Hell, kiddo." Said Blitzo

"That's not very reassuring." said Clyde.

"Blitzo, try to sound more helpful around the kids." Loona sighed. "Look you guys have nothing to worry about, not as long as you are safe with me.

"And me." Blitzo pulled out one of his golden pistols to prove his point.

"Mostly me." Loona rolled her eyes.

"Noted." Lincoln smiled.

"I can't fucking wait to get me some Blood Burger, baby! I even invited Fizz along to eat. Fizz loves his burgers."

"Isn't he busy performing or something?" Asked Lincoln.

"Nope, he's not performing for that piece of shit Mammon anymore. He quit working with that greedy bastard a month ago. So now he is free to perform as he pleased, and not be someone he doesn't want to be." said Blitzo. "Fizz can always count on his boyfriend, Asmodeus to get him out of any crazy shit."

"Great, the clown will join us. Loona sarcastically cheered. "Oh goody. So is Chandler still afraid of you, Lincoln?" she didn't hear a response from the white-haired boy. "Lincoln?" she, Clyde, and Blitzo looked back to see him being held by the torso with two hands by some female demon that looked humanoid with cedar-brown skin, pink and black striped pants, a black tank top with white hearts over her nipples and a sleeveless purple fur coat. She also had skull earrings and large puffy hair tied in two pigtails.

"So you're that adorable human boy i've heard so much about." said the female demon in a British voice, sounding serious and like she didn't think highly of him at all. "You're even more adorable than i thought!" her voiced changed into an excited teenage girl, then she hugged him tightly in her arms like a teddy bear.

"Ok! OK! Please don't squeeze the life out of me." Lincoln gagged.

"Lady Velvette?" Loona recognized her

"Yes, the one and only, love." the female humonaid demon said. "And who might you be? Wait... you two are with the Immediate Murder Professionals, are you?"

"Yep. Name's Blitzo, thw O is-"

"Silent, i know." said the girl.

"Who are you?" asked Lincoln

"Lincoln," said Loona, "this is Velvette, one of the many overlords of Hell. She does fashion and everything she can to follow the latest trends."

"What a smart Hellhound." Velvette smirked before looking back at Lincoln. "Lincoln eh? Pleasure to meet you, sweetie. Though, i am curious about your white hair."

"Well it's natural. I'm still a kid and not an old man."

"I never said you were, dear." Velvette said. "But look at the way you dress. Ugh! Just looking at that orange polo shirt makes me want to shoot myself in the head so i can't even think about it!"

"Hey! This is my signature look." Lincoln sounded offended.

"Why?" Velvette chuckled. "An adorable boy like you needs something more... stylish and have clothes that speak to you. Luckily for me, i am just that girl for the job."

"OK, OK, milady." said Loona, pulling herself closer to Velvette's right ear. "I already got him a badass jacket and i am trying to surprise him, but thanks for the offer."

"Ugh, what did you eat? rotten skunks?"

"Hey hey!" Blitzo intervened, "That's my daughter you're talking to!"

"Adopted!" Loona blurted.

"And FYI, I am friends with Stolas." The imp added

"What? No fucking way." Velvette sounded surprised.

"Yes way!" Blitzo blurted, pulling out his phone. "See? He's one of my contacts."

Looking very shocked, Velvette shook her head to and fro. "Pfft, bitch please. You're bluffing, that's possibly a fake Stolas you're talking to."

"OK, OK! Can't we all just get along?" Clyde intervened.

"Hmm, you must be one of his friends." Velvette got a closer look at Clyde. "And that collared shirt is hideous! It makes me want to throw up! No offense."

"Look, Lady Velvette," said Lincoln before he was interrupted

"Ah, you can just call me Velvette, i'm not lord Lucifer. Everyone knows that he is the highest demon of us all."

"Well I appreciate you trying to make me look cool, but I really don't need any fancy clothes or trending ones."

"Au contraire, mon frere." Velvette said. "Also, smile!" she snuggled next to him and got a selfie with him. "You do need a makeover overhaul, and it is why-" she was interrupted by a phone call. "Hold on. Hello! This is V-Girl?" a frowned appeared on her face. "Again, Vox! For fuck sake, can't you just make up your mind?!" she then facepalmed herself. "Fine, fine, fine, i'll be right there," then she hung up. "Retard." then Velvette looked back at Lincoln. "Sorry to cut this short Lincoln, but Vox, my friend, can't think of which idea he likes more. He needs more backbone for Satans' sake! Anywho, see you seen, sweetie?" then she walked away. "Velvette out, baby!"

"Well, she seems like an interesting person." said Lincoln.

"A little invasive of personal space, but yeah." said Loona. "But come on, i'm starving."