Feeling proud of himself, and happy about how he got off easy in the contest against Adam, Lincoln smiled at his much autographs he had signed in Hell. After all, the very first human man was a liar and a cheater. Lincoln was understanding why a majority hates Adam in the first place. Because Adam is one of the biggest assholes in history, and a narcissistic ego maniac.

"Nice harem, bro." Luna teased him.

"Oh shut up." Lincoln smirked. "Besides, I don't think that mom and dad would want me to go on a date with a demon in the first place."

"Hate to say it, but you're probably right." Lucy pointed.

"And Hell was not like what I literally thought it was." Lori pointed. "But I'm glad we didn't get hurt, killed, or beaten."

"I almost forgot." said Lynn Sr, "LJ, we need to give you the lie detector test about having steroids or not."

The sports sister facepalmed herself with a groan. "Again?" She said. "I'm getting so sick of the stupid tests! This is the fifth one this week!"

"Hey!" Rita snapped. "You brought this on yourself, young lady. After all, you are... prone to act out from the other kids."

"Unless you want us to send you to Quebec, we can send you on a plane to that reform school in a heartbeat." Lynn Sr looked smug.

If there was one thing Lynn did not want, it would be to go to that sports-free reform school. "Fine, just let me know when you are ready."

"We will, but first why not have ourselves a celebration?" Said Rita.

"I say burger time!" Tex pointed. "Nothing like good ole hamburgers to celebrate."

"You read my mind, Tex." Loona pointed.

"Yeah!" Everyone cheered around them. The demons and hellhounds got into their human disguises and went to the Burpin Burger for a nice celebration.

The disguised hellhounds all were eating more than a person can handle, and Loona even gulped down three burgers at the same time. Yes, the burgers were really tasty and juicy. Good thing Stolas was paying for everything since he is filthy, stinking rich.

Suddenly, Tex let out a loud burp from himself. It was a burp so loud and long that it slightly made the whole restaurant. Everyone stared at him, then Lynn said: "Ha! You calm that a burp, Tex?" Then she herself let out a loud burp. "Beat that."

"Oh dear god." Rita sighed, knowing what was bound to happen next. "Not another burping contest."

"Why did you even say that?" said Lynn Sr before facepalming himself. Before the parents knew it, Lynn, Vortex, and even Loona participated in a burping contest.

"Pardon me, my friends," said Stolas, "but Blitzy is quite the champion of belching in his younger days."

"Fuck yeah baby." Blitzo had a devious look on his face. It shortly became a bigger burping contest. Whole Lynn Sr and Rita were annoyed, everyone else was happy and enjoying this little event. Everything almost looked like a party in a bar rather than a restaurant.

It was no problem since Stolas can pay off any damage with his money.

"This is going to be remembered for a long time." Said Lincoln before taking another bite of his burger.

"Heh. I know. But I think we should let them have their fun." Said Moxxie. "You won... by default. So that's what counts. Winners never cheat and cheaters never win."

"That theory's been criticized, honey." said Millie. "There have been people who have cheated and won anyway."

"Sure they have physically won, Millie. But on the inside, they did lose. They just don't know it until it's too late."

Walking home from school with Clyde the next day, Lincoln and Clyde had plans to hang out with Loona and Octavia once more.

What surprised Lincoln was when he got home and opened his front door, there was Loona herself, on the couch on her phone. "Loona, how did you get inside?"

"The book." Loona flatly said.

"Well... can you please knock or wait outside first? You know... to be a little more... nice?"

"Sorry Linc, but I go wherever I want, whenever I want." Loona said. "That's what I am."

"And you don't mind if my mom and dad yell at you for doing that?" Asked Lincoln

"Pfft, I'm so fucking used to being screamed at in my face. Hell, I've seen things scarier than screaming parents." Then she let out a sneeze.

"Like what?" Asked Clyde curiously

"I could tell you, but I don't want to give you nightmares for weeks, Clyde. Some things are not meant for some eyes... and ears. And I don't want you to throw up your own intestines in a bag." Loona have a small smirk.

"Never mind her." said Lincoln. "So Loona, ready to hand out again?"

"Yep. Ready when you are. Though do one of you need to take a piss first?"

"No." both boys said.

"Cool."

Opening the portal to Hell, the boys followed the female hellhound and felt the portal closing behind them as they stepped over the magical threshold.

"so Via is at my apartment this time. She knows you're coming, Clyde."

"Well that's fine." Lincoln's best friend said. "I can't wait to hang out with her again."

"Funny enough," the female hellhound pointed. "Octavia said the same about thing about you." Something caught Lincoln by surprise as Loona was still talking. he felt his face being squished by a bossom on the right, and it was none other than Velvette herself. Looking uncomfortable, Lincoln scooted away from the overlord.

"Now these i gotta put on me profile pic." said the overlord.

"Velvette?" Lincoln recognized her in an instant. "What are you doing here?"

"Just thought i would come congratulate you for standing up to that pompous dick, Adam, at his own game."

"Even if I only won by default."

"Hey, Adam was the one cheating, not you." said Velvette. "I read over the votes and it's said that you won the majority of it."

Lincoln sounded surprise to hear it. "Wow. I... I didn't think i would actually win. You've seen Adam's performance, right?"

"Pfft, of course I have. But it was too fucking flashy if you ask me, kid."

"Will you get out of here?" Loona said. "I know Stolas' phone number and I can sic him on you."

Remembering what happened the last time this kind of event happened, Velvette gulped and said: "Righto. See you later, Lincoln." before running away in a panic. Loona smiled as she saw Velvette running away in a very fast speed. "She's so fucking irritating."

Octavia was happy to see Clyde as usual, and she wanted to go hang out at Zeezi's pub once more, since their time yesterday was interrupted by Adam's message to Lincoln. "That was quite the burping contest, wasn't it, Clyde?"

"I know." Said he in response. "It was no contest Lola would be a winner."

"And i thought she was supposed to be the girly-girl one."

"Yeah, there's a lot of things Lola keeps to herself from the public, like her bed face when she sleeps." Lincoln rolled his eyes. "Don't even get me started on her retainer. Oh! don't tell her i mentioned it. She'll rip my rib cage out of my chest if she finds out."

Loona laughed. "Don't worry, our lips are sealed, Lincoln."

Meanwhile

Within the Greed Ring, Striker was called upon by someone rich to catch someone for him. In the Greed Ring, it was filled with wealthy sleazebags that can self their own parents for even five dollars. The last time Striker was in the Greed Ring, it didn't go very well. But when he arrived at the destination, he was shocked to see who the client was. It was a very large jester with four arms, and he was really fat, and he had a scepter with the green dollar sign on top of it.

"You?" Striker looked surprised. Sure he may not have been scared and intimidated with Goetias, but to go face-to-face with Mammon, the king of the Greed Ring? This was totally different, considering that he is higher than any Goetia in Hell's hierarcy.

"That's right, mate." said Mammon. "Now, you're probably wondering why i have called you here."

"You think?"

"But first, fucking bow to me or i will rip your testicles out!"

Letting out a small gulp, Striker hd no choice but to comply and quickly bowed to the king of Greed without uttering a word.

"Better." Mammon smiled. "Now you may get up again"

Striker wondered what Mammon had to offer him. "So, what do you want from me?"

"I've heard about you, Striker." Mammon got off his throne. "And i heard of your accomplishments over the years of your career. So i would like to make you an offer. I want to have Fizzaroli's head on a silver platter before putting it on the barby."

Striker looked more surprised and than smiled. "What exactly do you need me to do?"

"Find Fizz and bring that traitor to me alive so i can fucking kill that pussy has-been personally."

"What will you give me in return?"

"Does this answer your question, mate?" Mammon pulled down a switch and revealed what was behind the curtains behind his throne. A big wad of cash as big as a small house. "The reward for doing it will be one million dollars. And, i have another assignment for you. There's the human boy-"

"Lincoln Loud?" Striker said.

"Yeah, you know him?"

"Unfortunately."

"Well i think Lincoln would be a good money maker for me. If you can bring him to me personally as well. The extra reward will be five-hundred Gs."

Striker smiled with dollar signs showing on his face, knowing he is going to strike it rich. "What can you do with that scrawny human boy?" the serpentine imp couldn't help but ask

"he has a beautiful singing voice and going up against Adam? fucking awesome! So with him as my personal singer, he can make me big bucks."