Blitzo could hardly believe that his own twin sister, Barbie Wire, was visiting him in the hospital. Sure, he can expect Stolas do it, but Barbie? That caught him by surprise, considering the whole summer camp fiasco that happened.
"Excuse me, ma'am, but Blitzo is not accepting any visitors right now." Said the doctor.
Looking annoyed, Barbie crossed her arms and said: "Doc, maybe this can change your mind." She pulled him to the bathroom and Blitzo looked confused on what was going on in the bathroom, and he began hearing Barbie giggling and slurping noises after.
"Oh! Oh! Oh my Satan! I like it!" The doctor began moaning and shouting in pleasure.
Blitzo realized what was going on in there and he facepalmed himself. "Classic Barbie." He muttered to himself.
It happened for five minutes and then the doctor let out a loud yell of pleasure. Another minute had passed and Barbie came out with one hand on her hip and some white fluid in the right side of her mouth.
The doctor came out after, staggering and rehung to keep his balance and his hair rather messy, but had a happy expression on his face. "On... second... thought... you can stay, Miss Wire." Then he walked out of the room.
"That's what I thought." Barbie said to herself with a bold smile.
"Uhhh, Barb, you... got a little something..." he pointed at where the white juice or fluid was, and Barbie scraped it off, looking a little disgusted by it.
"Thickest amount of semen i tasted in a while." she said to herself before walking up to Blitzo.
"So, what are you doing here?" asked Blitzo. "I thought you never wanted to see me again?"
"I know what I said, dickhead." Barbie narrowed her eyes at him. Her expression turned from hardened to slowly being concerned with a frown. "Look, i heard about what happened in the hospital and..."
She was thinking of the right words to tell her only brother. "You what?"
"I... I thought I lost you. One needs a fucking pancreas to live."
"Like I didn't know that before?" He turned to the left side on his hospital bed. "So I almost died. What the fuck else is new?"
"how did you even end up like this?"
"Look, it's... it's Loona." Blitzo sighed, looking melancholy. "I try to look after her, and she just rebuffs me like I am the most annoying asshole in the world."
"Ok... but how did you end up here?"
"Well I tried to ease up by having some booze, probably up to fifty of them."
"Fifty?" Barbie sounded surprised. "Satan, are you fucking crazy?! That is just poisoning yourself! You're lucky to have survive this, you know?"
"Oh and you were on H-8? Look where that got you, a one-way ticket to rehab."
Barbie got mad. "You think I wanted to be on that shit?" She retorted. "Every day, I think about mom. That... horrible day!"
"I think about her too!" Blitzo broke down into tears at last. "She was my mom too. Look, it was an accident, I promise you. I swear on mom's own grave."
Barbie was silent again. "Blitzo..." she said, "are you ok?"
"What do you think?" Asked her brother. "My pancreas burst, my chest feels like it was kicked by a zebra, and now... Loona is the most ungrateful daughter a father can have."
She began to feel more bad for Blitzo
"What am I doing wrong? I give her a home and she gives me nothing but insults."
"Blitzo, it's... it's ok." She laid a hand on her brother's back.
"I just can't believe she can be so selfish."
"She's still young." Barbie pointed. "Young adults can be moody too."
"But I was just looking out for her about her date with Johnny. I don't like the look of that fucker. He looks handsome but what if she is using Loony for evil purposes."
"No, you're just being a dad." His sister pointed.
"I'm just trying to be a way better one than our shitty dad."
"I know. You're trying."
Blitzo sniveled some more and said: "I can really use mom's advice right now."
"You and me both, Blitzo. You and me both."
"Have you been looking for a job recently?"
"yeah, but it's so fucking hard to find a job nowadays." she crossed her arms once more. "Competition's a bitch."
"Heh. Yeah it is. But... hey, maybe you can work with me at I.M.P. Get pay to kill people from ones they fucked over."
"I told you. I don't kill. And... anyway, I gotta go. And... I hope you get well soon." Barbie got off his bed. "And... I'm sorry."
she walked away, leaving Blitzo alone in his room, until... Loona, Stolas, Moxxie, Millie, Lincoln, Octavia, and Clyde came in the room ten minutes later.
"Blitzo?" Said Loona. "Are you ok?"
"Ok? Ok?!" Said Blitzo angrily. "My pancreas fucking burst! Does it look like I'm Ok?!"
"Look at you, sir." Said Moxxie. "You look terrible."
"Oh thanks a lot, Mox. You're a real friend." Blitzo crossed his arms.
"I'm sorry, I- I didn't mean-"
"No, don't worry about it." The larger imp sighed. "I know I look like shit right now."
"fifty-three drinks like that?" Said Lincoln. "What were you thinking?"
"I don't know, Lincoln." Blitzo admitted. "I couldn't get the words Loona told me out of my head. Her wishing I never adopted her."
"She thought it over and she has something to say to you." Millie pointed, giving Millie a stern look. "Don't you, Loona?"
"Yes." Loona sang. She walked up to Blitzo, who gave her a disappointed look at her. "Blitzo... I..." she began stammering the proper word to her adopted father to the point where she can't even say it properly.
"Say it!" Moxxie barked
"Alright! Alright! I'm sorry!" Loona admitted. "Blitzo, I'm sorry, ok? I never meant to have you here."
"Sorry?" Said Blitzo. "I was only looking out for you on the date with Johnny, and then you just say to me that I wish I never adopted you, treat me like crap all the time and made me drink booze until my pancreas exploded!" He sounded angry at her now. "And you're sorry for it?"
"Yes!" Loona said. "I really am sorry."
"I have tried to help you, but all you do is brush me off like a maggot on your skin, and hurt me in any way possible just to cool off." Then he sat up in the bed. "Well Loona, if you don't want me to be your dad anymore, then fine. Just go out and do whatever you want," he felt like crying tears of pain. "Everything I do is never good enough for you, and I'm a fucking failure."
"Blitzo-" Loona tried to comfort him but was stopped
"Shut up and listen!" Blitzo interrupted her. "I only want to help you, and what do you fucking say to me?! That you wish I never got you out of that shithole pound! Loona, you are mean to me, you insult me, hurt me in any way possible, including the times you needed to cool off from being pissed at Satan-Knows-Who! You never appreciate me, and i give you everything! But it's never enough!"
"Hey, none of this would have happened if you don't fucking baby me! Do you know how much I hate it when you call me 'Loony?' As much as I hate my life! Why do you always have to fucking baby me, shithead?! Why can't you fucking give me some privacy for once?!"
"Because you're the only family I have left!" Blitzo blurted. Tears started to form in his eyes. "My dad is a fucking asswipe cheapskate who never gave ten fucks about me and the family, my mom died in an accident that was all my fault, and Barbie wants nothing to do with me! You have no idea what i've been through!"
Loona was silent and looked more guilty. "Blitzo-"
"No! Just go away! I don't even want to look at you right now, Loona! Get out! All of you!" Then he laid back down, turning his back at his cronies. Ultimately, they all left the room and heard the sound of Blitzo sobbing into his pillow. "I'm a loser."
Stolas then gave Loona an angry eye. "Well, I hope you are happy and satisfied, Loona." He crossed his arms at her. Blitzo was only trying to be a good father and you only push him aside and throw the most hurtful insult you can throw at him." He slowly turned into his full demon form. "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip your eyes out with my talons."
Loona actually got scared, knowing how powerful Goetia demons were. "Ok, ok, let's just talk about this." She tried to call him down. "Look, I apologized like you wanted me to do."
"Apologies don't always work, Loona." Said Moxxie.
"Yeah! I hope you are happy!"
"I hate to say it Loona, but... you did go too far this time." Clyde pointed.
"Come on. You don't know the shit I've been through in my life." Tears began to form in Loona's eyes and she ran off as fast as the speed of light. Stolas let go of his inner demon and remembered how sad and guilty Loona looked.
"I can talk to her." Said Octavia. "She's my friend."
"Me too." Lincoln smiled. "Just need to find her."