A/N I don't own Harry Potter or The Walking Dead
BANG
The Weasley's had breached the walls of Woodbury, and were causing mayhem in the streets. Molly noticed a short haired woman following her family around and help kill the enemies.
"What your name muggle" Molly boomed as she aimed her wand at the ugly bitch.
"I'm Carol, and I know where their hiding Harry Potter" Carol said picking beef out of her corn like teeth with a comb.
"I may have use for you my sweet" Molly simpered like a spider getting a juicy fly.
The survivors had all hidden in the bunker under the city of Woodbury, they had enough food to last weeks. The solid steel walls began to melt as the Weasley's burst through with Carol in tow.
" Well muggles you have been found, now hand over Harry and Rick, and we will leave this continent, never to return." Molly said with a belch.
"What do you want Rick for, he's not one of your kind" the Governor growled.
"Oh he is not for us, but a reward to my new adopted daughter Carol" Molly cackled.
Carol emerged from the shadows with a knife, winking at Rick.
"Come on Rick, if you don't come those two broads are gonna get an ass beating they'll never forget", she teased in a rocky voice, pointing at Andrea and Lori.
Just then, Hagrid lept at the Weasley's, who managed to dodge him, except for Carol.
Hagrid grabbed Carol and launched her into orbit, the onlookers cringing as she exploded in a shower of gore.
Molly activated a portkey grabbing Ginny as Ron grabbed Harry.
"There gone, Harry's gone" Rick yelled.
"And so are you, get out of Woodbury, ever since you people arrived we have been attacked by clowns", the Governor roared.
Rick, Lori, Shane, Andrea, and Hagrid, were escorted to the gates and given some weapons and rations, but told not to return.
"NOW what"? Andrea asked irritably.
"Grab ahold I have a portkey, who's up for Britain?" Hagrid asked his crew with a grin.
The survivors all agreed, they would save Harry !
"Well then grab ahold, Harry here we come" Hagrid roared.
Meanwhile at the Dark Duos headquarters
Dale was screaming as Otis beat him with a copper pipe, while Dumbledore shot a highly illegal charm at Dale.
"He looks dead Al, let's dump him in that dumpster outside the meat plant." Otis thundered.
Dumbledore had received word that Molly had Harry, so the two would be apparating back to Britain. Dumbledore told Otis to get rid of Dale on their way out. They arrived a few hours later.
Six hours later
Dale woke up in the dumpster and wiggled out. As soon as Dale made his way out, a homeless man with a large beard tried robbing him, the nerve! Didn't he realize he was half of the Dark Duo!
Dale threw him off and gutted him, before dusting himself off. Sighing, Dale bent down and skinned his face, and put it on as a mask. Looking through a piece of glass at his new look, Dale felt his confidence return.
Dale looked around the town until he found what he was looking for. Dale reved up his new weed eater and tightened his skin mask, as a hoard of walkers approached.
"Lets dance fuckers" Dale grinned