The Movie
A/N:This was inspired by an actual conversation with my best friend AlexSnape-36.
"This is absurd..." Snape muttered as he gazed down at the bizarre muggle artifact he was now holding in his hands. He then glanced over at Dumbledore who was sitting in the seat next to him. "Albus, are you quite certain I have to wear this ridiculous contraption?"
Dumbledore sat calmly in his seat, picking sweets from a large container of lemon drops. He didn't want the popcorn and soda that they sold at the theater concession stand, so he brought his own snacks instead.
"Yes, my boy. They are called 3D glasses. And according to what the muggles tell me, they greatly enhance the viewing experience. You shall be needing them if you want the full effect, Severus."
"All this just to watch the last of those ridiculous Potter movies," Snape growled, slipping the glasses on.
Beside him Ron began to chuckle. "Blimey Harry, look what Snape's got on."
Both Harry and Hermione turned in their seats and looked over at the Potions Master. Harry grinned and Hermione put her hand over her mouth, trying in vain to stifle a fit of giggles.
Snape glared at them. "Do you find something amusing?"
Unable to take it any longer, Ron doubled over in his seat and started laughing. Snape then stood up, drew his wand, and began firing a series of hexes at the red head.
Harry couldn't help but smile and laugh as he watched Ron ducking between the seats and running from the room as Snape chased after him, still firing hexes as he went.
Snape then spun around, turning on Hermione as she too began to laugh. "Not funny, miss Granger." He then blasted her out of her seat with another hex, and she too went running from the room.
The Potions Master sighed as he took his seat between Harry and Dumbledore.
Dumbledore, ofcourse, sat calmly through the entire thing, muching on his sweets, as though nothing had happened.