Penelope bumps into her Hot Stuff in an adult store. AU.

A collection of drabbles and oneshots involving our favorite crime-fighting duo. I don't take requests, but if you have any ideas you can reach at my tumblr: @teyamarra!

Derek had figured he would be able to keep his secret forever, that playing the womanizer could keep him in the closet. It couldn't. Eventual Moreid

JJ and Emily are married and expecting a little girl in a couple of months. But when Emily's pregnancy combines with a sneezing fit she is left with a very embarrassing problem. Light and fluffy Jemily one-shot.

When a man from Reid's past has a score to settle, he takes the BAU to get his revenge. Team Kidnapped Fic, Reid Centric, Whump. Rated M/MA for violence, language, possible non-con in later chapters. Past slash Reid/OC.

David Rossi can see the unresolved tension between Aaron and Emily. Oblivious or afraid of the vulnerability a confession would warrant, Aaron and Emily ignore their feelings for one another. Untell, Emily finds herself sitting in her best friend's blood. Her goodbye torn from her lungs and his life slipping between her fingers.

Jason Gideon feels as if his list of trustworthy people is shrinking. But, one woman just might change that.

The team is handed a case that forced them to arrest one of their own. How will the team handle the situation?

In this never before seen episode, Someone targets the BAU and trys to clean there consious by reavealing there secrets to the other members. While Hotch and JJ are kidnapped the BAU does whatever they can to save them before its too late. But while trying they have to deal with the hard truth.

"You will never do it again, right Prett… Spencer?" "I will never do it again. Derek, I swear to you. I regret it, and would do anything to take it back." "I'm so sorry… I will try to be better, I will do everything I can so that you don't have to leave me again."

What will Rossi do when Hotch gets an eyeful and Penelope gets an earful?

Resilience. Noun. The ability to recover quickly from hardship; toughness. "I was born in a thunderstorm, I grew up overnight, I played alone, I'm playing on my own, I survived." - Sia Dr. Spencer Reid X OC Status: In Progress Seasons: 1-2 (not all episodes will be shown exactly how they happened and there will be other scenes I come up with.)

From contact comes feeling. From feeling comes reaction. This is what keeps us in the cycle of birth and death. Our reactions to our feelings are our passport to rebirth. - Ayya Khema This story takes place in Season 7 after Emily come back from the dead. It mostly deals with how hard it was for her to adjust.

Penelope Garcia wants to share some time with her new man and one of her ideas is planning double dates with her former co-workers and their couples. This could be fun or a total disaster.

Spencer Reid has never had much expeirence with dating and his coworkers love to make fun of him about it. Little do they know, it's something he's highly insecure about. (Rated T for mild language and light mentions of sex) (not a slash but can be seen as Moried pre-slash if you want to)

A casual call to her friend turned into a weird situation regarding the BAU, and she is going to get to the bottom of it. ONE-SHOT

Aaron finally decides that it's time to come home to Quantico. Who will be there to welcome him?

Spencer Reid has schizophrenia like his mom. However, he is misdiagnosed by a doctor with this having been side effects of his drug abuse. Things are great for a while when he returns to work with just little hiccups here and there. Reid tries to brush these little incidents aside but as he gets worse the incident start to affect his work and his team is concerned.

A case causes Spencer's personal and professional lives to collide.

Spencer Reid: Doctor, Genius, Supervisory Special Agent, Werewolf. Spencer Reid has a secret, one he has been keeping from everyone in his life for years. But what will happen when that secret is threatened to be exposed? - I am really bad at summaries but read inside for more.

Set in the aftermath of JJ's shooting.

Years after Haley's murder, will Aaron finally find himself in a lover's arms once again?

The story begins when Spencer leaves Max to go to the hospital during the birth of Simmons' daughter ("Saturday" episode). It is definitely a #maxcer story. I hope to complete more chapters until the end of season 15 at least. The original text was in spanish so I had to translated it, be kind :) Tell me what do you think.

The BAU is on their Annual Leave for three weeks. Following through on Christmas presents, Aaron and Cait Hotchner, along with their youngest sons, embark on a trip of a lifetime on Amtrak's California Zephyr. Along the way, they meet new and special friends. And then enjoy the rest of their AL with their whole family. Being a family is a journey of love and time spent together.

Sequel to Survivor, prequel to the Wind Beneath My Wings. Short fic about Jess planning her wedding and spending time with her paternal grandmother.