The bestest FMA story ever! Imagine FMA Crack, loads of it. I did my best and I hope you all like it. The title rhymes! REVIEW. (Its based off the manga) The look on your face from all the humor should resemble this picture, I know it's that mine blowing! Tell me how much you love please. Thank You - PS The intro isn't that funny (Skip to chapter 1 please)

AU, happens after CoS. if you can guess which tv-series the plot is loosely based on you get a cookie!

A mission to the frigid north goes terribly wrong, leaving Roy gravely wounded and Edward and Riza without their greatest weapons. Now locked up in the hands of rebels, they have no idea how to escape or what lies in wait for them. And how can they possibly hope to break out when Roy can hardly walk for the pain? Parental!RoyEd, Royai, T for mild violence and swearing.

Roy and Riza are in Resembool and Roy decides to take advantage of the fact that nobody knows who they are and introduces himself and his lieutenant as a married couple. Royai. Oneshot.

Lolly is a girl who needs special care, and by special care you'll have to read to find out. Is Ed up for the job? Follow their mischievous adventures and sit back, laugh and hopefully enjoy.

Roy's bored and stuck with his paperwork again, but where are his gloves?

Stuck in the cabin on a cold night, Winry runs into May and her panda- they have a conversation about pets, broken families, Winry's questionable (according to May) taste in men and find out they have more in common than they thought.

Random Kimbley one-shots, irregular updates. Chapter 1 - "Is this what insanity feels like? He wonders, as the ground buckles and twists beneath his palms, as the screams of the injured and dying fill his ears in a morbid symphony." Title suggestions and prompts welcome.

yeah i got bored

Sharon is an exceptional girl born with the ability to bring out the characters of books or go into the story itself! What happens when she subconsciously goes into the world of FullMetal Alchemist? (Rated T for mild language and violence)

Winry enferma y Edward cuidándola. Oneshot. Obvio EdWin. Regalo súper especial para Midori Mitzuki 2.

Much to his annoyance Envy ends up as a human in the other world and is taken in by an idiot of a rocket scientist. Envy decides to use him to gain revenge on Hohenheim for abandoning him in the past, but along the way he grows more and more attached to Alfons. Of course, Edward is skeptical. Yaoi, NC-17, violence, character death. Co-written with MaybeTommorrow!

My eye's widened, "Ed?" The boy stopped and stared at me in shock before slamming his locker and running away. What type of mess is this? semi-AU Ed/OC-friendship, T to be safe.

As far as Roy was concerned, Ed could cry whenever he wanted.

Roy gets home after a normal day, and who is waiting for him... but the seductive Homunculi herself.

A series of connected/chronological oneshots dealing with Roy and Riza during their lifetime. Royai. Manga-centric.

After Winry confesses her love to Ed and he runs off she meets someone else and gets engaged. What will the older Elric do to get the girl back?

Roy has returned to Master Hawkeye to learn the secrets of Flame Alchemy, but the old man refuses. While he's there, Riza has her senior dance, but has no intention of attending. Well, then someone asked to be her date. RoyAi, fluff, Pre-Manga/Anime, TWOSHOT, T for cursing

Reflections on the season of Fall and pseudo-proposals. RoyEd rated for kissing. No flames please!

Pikachewbites complained about the lack of Lesbian Ed/Winry fics in the world on tumblr, and I decided to work towards helping fill that void. A short, silly fluff thing where Winry Rockbell and Ed (don't call her Edith!) Elric navigate the way puberty disrupts automail maintenance.

Paninya is Winry's safe place...but is she really that safe? Paninya x Winry oneshot, depicts the beginning of a romantic relationship, set between Ed's call to Winry after Fuhrer Bradley's threat and Winry's trip to Briggs, deals with the aftermath of Winry's first confrontation with Scar.

Sequel - Edward made his choice, he said he would do anything for Alphonse and he meant it. He'd given his life and his unnatural love to his own brother and it was the hardest thing he'd ever have to live with. He knows that his love for Alphonse is enough to pull him through anything...but he could never have guessed how much it would hurt. Rating T/Mild M. (Please Read A/Notes)

Edward and Winry learns that true love never really ends, It just finds a way to be reunited no matter how long it would take… Summary suck a bit, sorry about that... ONE-SHOT

Alphonse never forgot mom's old melody

Hello fans! It's me, Colonel Roy Mustang, the one and only flame If you believe me to be having sexual relations with Fullmetal or Lieutenant Hawkeye, you must read this letter to uncover the truth!