What if Penelope Garcia wasn't in the FBI, what if she worked for another alphabet who wanted to know everything there is to know about the BAU and what if she'd already met one of the team?

ONESHOT. Reid needs a pillow. : Pleaz R&R!"

Morgan and Garcia. Scenes from the first year that they knew each other. 2004.

You know who else compartmentalizes well? Batman. It isn't the most conventional of family bonding topics, but they work with what they've got. Post Retaliation 5x11 . Emily, Ambassador Prentiss. Gen.

She can’t be your sanctuary; not now, not ever. Em/JJ femslash story. Sequel for Transient echoes

Sometimes love is... just love" - JJ/Emily, Morgan/Garcia pairings. An unconventional solution to two very large, very present elephants in the room...

It was the cases like these that always gave him a headache.

A spoof of a chase involving all sorts of shenanigans. Features Elle and Gideon. One-shot. *DISCLAIMER* I do not own Criminal Minds.

Garcia makes those photoshop pictures of Morgan in chaps and sends them to him. However, lack of sleep and too much coffee is never a wise idea. Morgan and Garcia don't know why it is saying Morgan and Reid for the characters.

The ever-so-sexy Dr. Spencer Reid finds out why his girlfriend wears his shirts to bed, and that she also has Spiderman abilities?

Time for Hotch to step down and a twist on the conversation with Strauss to make us all hate her just a little more. HP JRo

Emily's face turned a brilliant shade of red as she swiped at the offending object and quickly turned the ringer off.

Jennifer Jareau is a new mother and will soon find herself being tested by the unsub.

Emily realizes that she's really going to miss Agent Todd. No pairings. Post-ep to 4.13.

A very short drabble about Reid at the park as a kid, please R&R!

Is it a real date or a not-date date? That is Penelope's question.

He drew a shaky breath. "You're not real." To show him how to love again, Aaron Hotchner will be visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve ...

The BAU team gives Spencer Reid a gift. And one by one, they all fall in love with it. Just a warm and fluffy feel good fic.

Reid could handle being propositioned by hookers, but gay clubbers are something else entirely. And Morgan certainly isn't helping. Oneshot, not slash.

Written for the cmexchange at Livejournal. Emily is kidnapped and the team rushes to find her. What does Dave do when the Ambassador won't pay the ransom? Set after 5x03 Reckoner slightly spoilerish .

Accept the things to which fate binds you and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. Spencer/OC

It's that time of year again when families get together to share in the Christmas spirit but for Derek Morgan it also means the "talk", the one about gradbabies and settling down. But this year someone has something up their sleeve to get him off the hook

It’s just a routine check, like the one for Tobias Hankle. Wait, that means...JJ and Reid are in trouble again.

What if Reid hadn't shot Tobias in "Revelations?" When Reid is shot down by Tobias, how will the team react? One-shot. *DISCLAIMER* I do not own Criminal Minds.

Instead of Lynch at Garcia's apartment the night that Rossi showed up out the blue, it is Morgan. M/G