Authors note: Time for a new helluvaboss story but this time something from the Bible the story of the dreamer Joseph, but with Blitzo and Barbie sharing the role of Joseph the dreamer sage with the rainbow coat.

Summary: Born a special pair of children from there barren mother womb, Barbie and Blitzo much to the jeliousty of there step siblings are treated as a pair of miracle children and are given special treatment, but when they learn there skill of being able to interpret dreams that are accurate and clear to them, they are betrayed and sold as slaves.

However by the will of the imps god Satan and the humans holy father God himself the two will rise above to help there home of Pride Egypt.

Prologue: a pair of miracle children

A hawk flys across the dawning sky In the country side of wrath where a farmset ran by its matriarch Crash buckzo dressed in robes of red and black paced worriedly as he chucked his staff as he looked at a birthing tent where his favorite wife Tilla was giving birth to his child, which was a surprise as many doctors said she was barren. "What's taking so long? He said worried as Watching him pace was a messy black haired imp with blue eyes studying Crash named Kirito (Sword art online) as he chuckled "Look at your self father, you would think this was your first child *Gently holds his fathers shoulders* tell me were you this nervous when I was born?" He asked "I was, the same with your sister Leafia" said Crash as he looked at the tent "But its diffrent with Tilla, we nearly gave up hope we were told she couldn't have any children…until almost last year" he said recalling how his new wife Tilla a beautiful lust imp was told she couldn't have any implings, but yet now…

Soon the sound of two babies crying were hured as Crash gasped "Its a miracle!" He said as several implings of male and female and mix breeds came to the tent "Father! Father its a boy" said some of the males "And a girl!" Said some of the females in awe as twin cries were heard again as Crash smiled "My dear boy and girl" he said as he entered the tent as his children gathered "Kirito can you believe it? Tilla had two babies" said a blond haired imp/hellhound hybrid named Naruto as Kirito smiled "I guess its a miracle" he said as Crash enters the tent as his children gathered to look, in a bed a black haired imp with kind eyes named Tilla held two bundles in her arms.

"Oh dear Satan our father of all imps and God above who blessed humans with the gift of creativity, blessed me with a gift beyond all measure, within a barren wife amid the twilight skys of my live you placed a treasure" he said as he gently hugged Tilla

Crash: A brightly shinning star where there was one

You have granted me a son and daughter

Tilla: dreams do come true look at you…

Gently the cloth was removed revealing two implings a soft serpent face each with a heart shaped birthmark on there foreheads, around the female were lashes and soft yellow eyes for both of them as they were curious as Crash smiled "My dear little Blitzo and Barbie wire" he said softly

Imps: Our baby brother and sister they are special

They are one of us we'll keep them from harm and we will teach them…

Crash: I will teach them all they need to know

They will stand apart from other imps

Imps: we will stand beside them together we will show them what it means to be a family

Crash not noticing his watching children then closed the tent in front of the siblings before they peeked in with confusion as later the two implings were held gently as they cooed to there parents as they played with them as the other imps Passing by, the males with tools in hand and the females with materials to work with glanced with jealousy and envy

Crash (Voice): you are a miracle child you are both the best

You will shine the brightest

Baby Blitzo and Barbie wire cooed happily as later as they were a little bigger there parents were prepared to teach them to walk "Blitzo, Barbie" said Crash as the two implings were put down as they slowly stood up and with wobbly steps walked to there parents

Your days will be cloudless and mild

Your trails be blessed your trials the lightest you were both made for better things.

Seven years passed as Both Blitzo and Barbie bigger and stronger with bonds as twins as strong as steel dressed in soft desert outfits ran after there father as they jumped into a hug as Crash laughed

You will share the air of kings and queens

You were both born and fortune smiled

Crash smiled as he broke the hug as he lead them both off to show there grand land he worked and cultivated and became great all through the rings as the two seven year olds watched in awe

For you are a miracle child

He soon lead the two to a hill with a tree as Tilla was embroidering something with the loom something special for there miracle children.

Tilla: the sun will rise within your eyes

The moon will light your smiles and heaven and hell grace your gentle faces with power to beguile

Soon night came as she watched her sleeping son and daughter sharing a bed as she gently touched there sleeping cheeks as she put a blanket on them "Good night Blitzo and Barbie wire" she whispered softly kissing there cheeks allowing them to dream soft dreams

Tilla: you will wade through the river of sorrows warm and dry

Time passes and now Blitzo and Barbie wire were both 12, pre-teens entering the cusp of being adults as they watched there older siblings tending a flock of hell sheep "Keep steady now" said Kirito as the daughters gathered water to help there brothers but were struggling

And angels will guide your tomorrows this I prophesies

Both Blitzo and Barbie studied what was going on as Barbie had an idea and whispered it in her brothers ear as they shared a look and nodded as Blitzo grabbed a stick and draw on a dirt

Tilla and Crash: for you are a miracle you are the best

Kirito was surprised as he saw both Blitzo and Barbie drawing deep grooves into the dirt through the fields confusing him "What are you both doing?" Asked Kirito confused "Finding a better solution" said Blitzo as he gave a signal to Barbie as she pulled a rock out of the well as the water spilled into the moat they made together as the water flowed towards the fields surprising the group.

You both shine the brightest *Blitzo and Barbie smiled at there idea though failed to realize the looks they were given*

Your days will be cloudless and mild your trails be blessed

Your trials the lightest you were made for better things *As birds caused problems in the crops Blitzo got an idea and with his twins help made a scarecrow that with a tug of a rope created a nose that scared them off as the others watched annoyed but Crash was proud of the ingenuity of his son and daughter.

You will both share the air of kings and queens you were both born and fortune smiled

Soon Blitzo and Barbie and there siblings were fishing as they joined in catching three on a stick as they used team work as Blitzo guided the fish to his sister as with fast reflexes caught them as two coats were decorated with accomplishments they were doing as Tilla looked at the siblings playing as Crash waved to Barbie and Blitzo to come over

For you are a miracle child

They gave the ball to there siblings before approaching there mom and dad as they covered there eyes as they uncovered there eyes as they gasped in awe seeing a beautiful coat with gold motifs and markings on it, with Blitzo being red and Barbie rose pink and blue "Wow" said Blitzo in awe "Oh mama, papa thank you" said Barbie as they placed it on them as they happily smiled hugging there parents.

Blitzo and Barbie: dearest mother, beloved father

A coat of colors bright as butterfly wings *The twins poised happily together sharing there coats with each other as it shone with rainbow colors*

To remind us the things you've told all our life

We are special we are smart

We are somehow set apart

Petty rules and limitations dont apply

The twin imps ran around laughing playing tag as they ran past the sheep as there brothers and sisters who were heading them watched looking at there shirts with frowns as the daughters who were weaving and preparing to make items watched looking at Barbie and there own outfits with frowns.

Blitzo and Barbie: for we are miracle children, we cant be harmed *Blitzo and Barbie tried to pull water out of the well as Kirito on purpose splashed water on them "Sorry" but his tone showed he wasnt as the two wiped away the water*

We cant be harmed, were wrapped in a rainbow

Later in the day the two approached there siblings who were working as Blitzo wanted to play ball with his brothers as Barbie wanted to do some embroidering with her sisters

Blitzo and Barbie: though fate can be heartless and wild

With Blitzo he showed the ball "Come on now lets play" he said as Barbie wire showed the embroidering "Do you want to sew with me?" She asked but on both sides just only worked ignoring the two imps as they were sad

Blitzo and Barbie: our lifes been charmed *A young imp named Juane (RWBY) come on! As the siblings left as they glared at the twins*

And shall remain so, we were made for something more

Crash approached the twins one by one "Come with me now" said Crash as Blitzo and Barbie followed there father looking longingly at the other imps playing, wishing they can join as well

Barbie and Blitzo: not to struggle but to soar

To our fortune reconciled for we are a miracle child

Later in the tent the board imps were with there father studying and learning how to read and write as there siblings played as some noticed the papers they were writing. Soon after taking a break the two teens danced a bit with the flock as the flock of hell sheep followed loving the gentle imps who cared so much as Blitzo smiled seeing his sister pat and rubbed the back of a sheep smiling.

Blitzo and Barbie: you wont see us bent over double

In darkness and rubble where mountains of trouble are piled

We are destined to fly watch us light up the sky for we are a miracle child!

The two holding hands soon got to the top of the rocks as they spread there arms out as they felt the breeze blow through them as they smiled with bliss, happy for the opportunities to learn from there parents and wonder what the future holds for both of them as Till and Crash watched happy for there miracle children as the others frowned at them with jelious looks.

Authors note: well that is a start I hope people like with Barbie and Blitzo sharing the role of Joseph the sage of dreams

Next chapter Blitzo and Barbie wire have a shared twin dream of the death of a ram as they learn there talent to accuracy interpret dreams much to there siblings ire