By Maricruz
Disclaimer: Hazbin Hotel and Helluvaboss are the copyright properties of Vivziepop and Spindle Horse.
Chapter 16: Sorry, Wrong Number
Back at Stolas's mansion.
Stolas is staring at his phone at the kitchen table, and he is appears to be thinking. Of what happened to Striker when he suddenly screams in fear which causes Stolas lost connection with him.
It all started when Stolas left the store after getting foods and drink throw at him. Again.
All because of this sinner cat-girl who dared to call his Blitzy "Blitzy-kun" end up removing his hoodie which led many costumers and employees to recognized him from the videos and they weren't happy to see him.
But now... he was actually pretty worried about what had happen to Striker... because he had called like 100th times, and he didn't seems to pick up any of his calls.
"If I don't deliver that seraph to Valentino before the day ends, not only I won't get the love potions and get my Blitzy back, but I would end up as one of Valentino's * gulp * workers." Just the thought of working for Valentino sickens him with fear.
Stolas then decide to try and call again Striker... and this time, he actually pick up... except, it wasn't the person that was hopping for.
"Greetings, Your Royal Highness." A voice Stolas doesn't recognized because it sounded like a radio.
"Hello? Who is this?" Stolas demanded.
"Why, I'm just your normal average Radio Demon, Your Majesty. And I am assuming that you are Prince Stolas, is that correct." Alastor answered. "Please do forgive me, I'm not used to using this newfangled portable phones."
Stolas gasped he heard the words Radio Demon. "Alastor, the Radio Demon Overlord?"
"Correct, my prince. The very same." Alastor replied as he twirled his staff a bit. "I guess you are wondering why am I talking to you on your friend's phone. Striker, isn't it?"
"I-I have no idea what are you talking about..." Stolas says angrily, with a bit of hesitation on his voice.
"Has anyone ever told you that it's very rude to lie to someone, even if you're a gentleman and royal?" Alastor taped his staff on the ground, and his voice has slowly got a bit more static.
"What? Who said that I lied?!" Stolas demanded angrily.
"Your ex-wife, your daughter, your ex-lover Blitz and much pretty his friends and his daughter all said that you have lie before." Alastor replied, and the static on his voice has slowly gotten bigger.
"Okay... you also definitely know what are you talking about..." Stolas says, with a bit more of fear.
"Yes, I am." Alastor replied, laughing a little bit.
"Either way, these aren't situation that going on your interest, Radio Demon..." Stolas says as he put a brave face on the phone.
"I know. Prince Stolas...but..." Alastor twirl his staff again, with his huge shit-eating grin.
"You clearly send an assassin on MY domain, and this is just unacceptable, you know?" Alastor says as his radio start to became unstable.
"And I don't let anybody try to attack the hotel or put it in danger..." His mouth not moving as he added the low creepy tone. His red eyes briefly turned to red radio dials as radio static filled the room and he tilted his head slightly, and Stolas have the feel the Alastor's red Voodoo symbols, static, and warped reality has appeared in the hotel. And maybe...a little at his mansion.
"So listen up, your highness, next time... don't do it again...OR I WILL TEAR YOU APPART AND MADE SURE THAT EVERYONE COULD HEAR YOUR SCREAMS!" Alastor roars in anger as he grew in his demon form, and the static grew worse.
"Ok..." Stolas whimpered, his whole body has completely turn pale white and his soul has left his body.
"Great! I am glad we could do some affairs..." Alastor replied while returning to his normal voice.
"And before I go. I will let you know that your daughter is in good hands along with your ex-wife as I would be a very respect gentleman to her and your ex-wife." Alastor spoke with a cheerful voice.
"That's... huhh... Great... yeah..." Stolas says, still scared.
"And don't worry. I will never hurt them, in fact maybe I would be a good father-figure to your daughter, a better father than you." Alastor added with mockery on his static tone. And he is being honest with his words. He would make sure Stolas's daughter would have a better father in her life.
"Hey!" Stolas says while his color returned.
"What? Did I hurt your feelings or something?" Alastor mocking him. "I was just saying I would be a very good father-figure to your daughter, Via."
"Why you little...!" Stolas was about to say before Alastor laughed out loud and hanged up.
Stolas let out an angry screech owl noise as Alastor hang up the phone. But he is more angry at the thought of this Overlord Alastor becoming a father-figure to his daughter, Octavia.
"FUCK EVERYTHING!" He yelled as he capsize his sofa.
First, he got foods and drinks throw at him at the store due to the sinner cat-girl, second, Striker got captured by the Radio demon Alastor, which failed him to capture Emily so he could bring it to Valentino and now he is going to lose his daughter to Alastor!? WHO IS GOING TO BE VIA'S FATHER FIGURE!?
"Jeez Stolas... I see that everything had gone wrong..." His Dark version says while appearing from the mirror.
"YES! EVERYTHING HAS GONE FUCKING WRONG!" Stolas yelled at his dark version. His eyes fulled with so much craziness, and anger. Not to mention jealously.
"Jeez, welp, I am starting to think that this was a bad idea..." His mirror self says while looking at himself with concern and worry.
"I can't believe Striker got caught by Alastor! How!?" Stolas asked himself and his evil version.
"I think that "Alastor" guy did..." his evil version said.
"I know that! But I'm wondering how did Alastor knows where was Striker hiding?" Stolas yells at his evil self. "Alastor must have use his Overlord power to sense or know where was Striker was hiding and now he has captured him!"
"That's probably true... and even with his angelic steel equipment, he got captured somehow..." his evil version says with an unusual worry on his voice.
"I wonder what Alastor is going to do to Striker." There was fear in his eyes. "He is going to broadcast his screams for everybody in Hell to hear."
"OH GOD! I MUST SAVE HIM!" Stolas shouted in panic before standing up and run at the door.
"NO, YOU IDIOT! YOU MUSTN'T GO THERE OR ELSE..." But it was too late. Stolas has left before his evil side ever gotten to finish his warning. "Sometimes I wonder which one of us is the evil one."
Elsewhere
Alastor was inside the elevator to reach upon the Overlord Meeting, an unexpected one, that's for sure.
When the elevator door opens he was greeted by Rosie. "Alastor Darling, good to see you."
"Rosie! Good to see you too!" Alastor says while doing a polite bow: "How the cannibals are doing there, darling?"
"Oh more chipper than ever." Rosie answered with her usual smile. "By the way, I saw that live broadcast your friends had the other day. It was so moving."
"Why thank you, Charlie's idea are so genius sometimes..." Alastor says as he takes a seat.
Then from another elevator, the three Vee exit, except, Vox had his screen shattered with some cracks, Valentino was tired and sweaty with his glasses broken and a missing tooth and Velvette... was still pretty much angry.
"Oh my, what happened to you three?" Rosie asked with some concern.
"Having a bit of trouble in the V Tower I assumed?" Alastor asked with his shit-eating grin and his head tilted to his right.
"Alastor. SHUT UP! I don't want to deal with your bullshit at the moment!" Vox says while also glitching.
Valentino had to bring a leash to drag Velvette inside the office: "Velvette! For fuck's sake, stop being dramatic and get out from the elevator!" Valentino yelled.
"FUCK YOU, VAL!" Velvette is trying so hard not to go into the office. "I AM NOT GOING IN THERE LOOKING LIKE A THREE YEAR OLD WITH THIS THING ON!"
"Maybe if you didn't act like a three year old, I wouldn't have to use this leash on you." Valentino debated as he is using all of his might to pull Velvette into the office.
But Velvette doesn't want to get into the office, so using all her strength, she pull the leash closer that Valentino's hands are holding, and once it very close to her. She bite one of Val's hand, hard.
"Ouch! Why You Little Bitch!" Valentino shook the pain out of his hand.
This give Velvette an opportunity to run away with the leash behind her. "FUCK YOU VAL!"
" HEY HEY! YOU COME BACK RIGHT THIS NOW YOUNG LADY!" Valentino chases after Velvette.
"Oh great now I have to go after them." Vox gets up and follows Valentino and Velvette. "HEY YOU TWO GET BACK THIS INSTANT!"
"Oh my, that is the most entertaining thing I've seen all day." Alastor told Rosie.
"I agree." Rosie smiled and nodded her head.
Over at the Hazbin Hotel~
Charlie has finished taking up everyone's pizza orders. "Okay Frank wants a white pizza and KeeKee wants Tonno e Cipolla."
There is a big grin on Charlie's face as she has everybody what kind of pizza they want. "Now I get to call the restaurant and orders everybody's pizza."
She started to call to dial the number and call the pizzeria, and while that Stolas had reaches the Hazbin Hotel and was now hiding behind some bushes.
"So there is where my bitch ex-wife Stella is staying. With our daughter." Stolas mumbled to himself as he peek through the bushes with his eyes. All of them.
There was Striker, tied on a chair with his belt, and there were also Emberlynn and Niffty that were reading a fanfiction from Emberlynn phone, Striker had an expression that basically told that was already dead from inside.
There was Striker, tied on a chair with his belt, and there were also Emberlynn and Niffty that were reading a fanfiction from Emberlynn phone, Striker had an expression that basically told that was already dead from inside.
"Oh no..." Stolas eyes widened in shocked and horror as he realized what is happening to Striker. "That sinner cat-girl is reading one of her most cringe fanfiction ever! And I know because I actually heard it before!" Stolas could feel his face turning a little bit green because he did throw up after hearing the sinner cat-girl fanfiction and it was very cringe.
"Hey did you heard something?" Niffty says as he look at Emberlynn.
This made Stolas cover his mouth with his hands. He shouldn't have talk out loud.
Emberlynn pauses on her fanfiction, looking at Niffy with a confused expression. "Hear what?"
"Dunno, it was a mix between a bird that was puking and someone that have completely lost his mind..." Niffty says as she look at one of the windows.
Stolas then quickly backward away so the one-eyed sinner won't see his eyes in the bushes.
He doesn't want to die in the hands of the Radio Demon!
"Maybe it was a songbird?" Emberlynn says while passing an hand on her chin.
"We don't really have songbirds here in hell..." Niffty says as she look more closely.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I'm going to get caught! Stolas thought in his head as he close his eyes tight.
But then, there was a sound of breaking and Niffty gets distracted.
"Well, guess someone have broke something, again..." Niffty says as she put her hand on her hips.
"Oh, maybe you could go clean it very quickly and once you are done. I will continue reading my fanfiction of me and Blitzy-kun!" Emberlynn said as she could feel her cheeks turning light pink. She really loves Blitz.
"Yeah, sounds good, even so, it's not like the bad boy will escape since we tied him for good..." Niffty says while giggling maniacally.
She then remove another piece of his hair as she want a bit more for her collection.
And that made Striker scream in pain. Again.
"Christ..." Stolas whispered upon seeing the scene.
"You crazy sinner!" Striker looked at Niffy with a frighted and angry expression. "Why did you rip a piece of my hair again!?"
"Your are the baddest of the bad boys I meet, and so I need Every. Piece. Of your hair..." she says as she till her head window a crazy way. "Including your mustache..." She said creepily with a huge smile on her face as she stares at Striker's mustache.
For the first time in his life, Striker now knows fear, and her name is Niffty. "Shit..." Striker whispered in horror.
"Either way, wait here my baddest boy prize... I'll have to clean now..." Niffty says after do a careless on Striker face before sprinting away
Striker looks up into the ceiling. "Lord, I know that I was never a holy man, with me being a hellborne and all, but if you can find in your heart to spare my life, I promise I'll give up being an assassin and bounty hunter forever and dedicated the rest of my life to you."
After Striker looks down from the ceiling, he gasp in fear and shocked as he saw how close this sinner cat-girl is to her face.
"Since we will be waiting for Niffy to return so I will continue reading my fanfiction, how about I start write a fanfiction of you and someone else?" Emberlynn tilt her head.
"If this means for you to go away, then yes, please..." Striker pleaded.
"Ok!" Emberlynn said in a fangirl way. "I will let you know who I ship you with after I done finished writing my fanfiction."
And with that Emberlynn happily go away while doing some small jumps, leaving Striker alone as he was doing heavy breaths.
There was pure fear on Striker as he was doing heavy breaths. "I need to get the fuck out here!"
While he was struggling then Stolas simply decide to try and save him, so, he sneakily open the window and climb inside the room.
He then checked if anybody else in the room so he won't get caught and get reported to Alastor, the Radio Demon or Lucifer, the King of Hell.
"What the fuck? Sto-" Striker was about to say before Stolas put an hand on his mouth quickly.
"Sshhh... they could hear us..." Stolas whispered while still looking around.
Striker realized what he means and nodded his head.
Stolas then tries to remove the belt that was around Striker torso.
"I can't believe those two sinner girls tied you up with your own belt!" Stolas whispers as he is trying to remove the belt. But it seems the girls did a good job tying the belt around Striker's torso good.
"Even so, after I leave here, I am going to take a long nap... and then put my pistol on the wall..." Striker whisper as he struggle to get out or free his arms.
"But are you really not going to do assassin anymore?" Stolas asked in a whispers and this made Striker look at him with a shocked expression. "I hear you saying that while you were looking at the ceilings."
"Obviously yes, because after the horror that they made me go through, I don't want to have anything to do it anymore! You can also keep the money, because I quit this job for once!" Striker whispered while clearly had lost some sanity because of what Niffty and Emberlynn put him through.
"What?! No, you got to be joking!" Stolas shouted in a whisper, very shocked and angry that Striker is actually quitting his job. For good.
"Stolas, I am not joking, and as a matter of a fact, here, you can take away your money, they are inside my hat!" Striker says as he point at the hat that was on top of the table.
"No! I'm not taking your money!" Stolas shouted again in the whisper.
"Why not? They are yours anyway!" Striker whisper loudly in anger as his eyes start to twitching, ready to snap in every moment.
"I don't want it yet until you captured Emily!" Stolas whisper loudly as well. His eyes filled with anger.
"Are you fucking with me? I already told you no, I am done with this shit, and I am done with my job! I don' want to deal with these kinda of bullshit anymore because I can't fucking take it, if this means being near from that cat-sinner and crazy cyclops!" Striker whisper more loudly almost as he was yelled, already snapped.
"Why you-!" Stolas was about to strangle this cowboy when they suddenly hears footsteps approaching to the room.
"Shit! They're Coming Back!" Striker is in fear of his life. "Help! I don't want to hear them anymore!" Striker pleaded.
Stolas simply decide to try and help him again with more worry, but unfortunately for him, his hands where sweating hard.
"Oh, Mr. bad cowboy~" Niffy called out for Striker, giggle manically.
"Shitshitshitshitshitshit" Stolas continues to say while continues to struggle to free Striker.
"Hurry! They are almost fucking here!" Striker hissed in a whispers. His heart pounding very fast at the thought of hearing the cringe fanfiction story again by two sinner girls.
"I am trying! What the fuck did they do? 5000 knots with your belt?" Stolas questioned as he tries to push it, only to make Striker fall down with also the chair.
"Fuck!" Stolas and Striker both shouted in a whisper.
"Mr bad boy! Are you trying to escape!?" Niffy shouted and the sounds the footsteps starts to quickly approach the room.
"Oh screw this!" Stolas lifted Striker and carried him over his shoulder and teleported themselves out.
By the time, Niffy and Emberlynn arrived to the room, Striker was already gone. Along with the chair. The only thing left of him was his hat that was on the table.
"Huh? Where did Striker-Kun gone?" Emberlynn asked as she and Niffty looked around.
"Don't know but he left his hat." Niffty picked up Striker's hat from the table.
"Do you think we should tell Charlie about this." That was the most sensible thing that Emberlynn has ever said.
"I think it's better, because even so, whoever took the baddest of the baddest boy needs to pay..." Niffty says unusual angry for someone that was so crazy.
And so the two of them look for Charlie and tell her that Striker has escape. "Oh, I hope Charlie won't get mad at us." For once, Emberlynn is afraid.
Back at the meeting
For Alastor and Rosie was a fun day, for Velvette, Vox and Valentino was the worst, now, they were all seated, with Vox that have now more cracks on his screen and was also glitching, Valentino has one of his knee hurt along with the hand for chasing an angry and with her period Velvette, and Velvette... was now tied on her seat and was clearly trying her hardest to not only remove the leash but also to get herself free.
Zeezi and the *Flaming Fire Skull couldn't help but chuckled at the Vee's appearance, especially Velvette's outfits.
"Bad time, huh?" Zeezi asked amused.
"Shut up!" The Vees replied.
"Guess aren't that sharp now, since your TV are destroyed, huh, Voxxy?" Alastor mocked as he leans a bit from his seat.
"S-hut t-he f-uc-k fuck u-p, A-last-or!" Vox shouted at Alastor, but his words came out glitching due to his screen.
"Delightful..." Alastor says with more amusement.
"Why so angry?" Rosie asked, "Did something happened to your tower due to the sudden earthquake that has happened in Hell today?"
"It was the worst part of all..." Valentino says, remembering what happen and the fact that they had to seize several time Velvette for every actions.
"Everything piece of hard and completed works has been destroyed by that stupid fucking earthquake!" Valentino stood up from his seat and slam all except the hand that Velvette bit on the table. "The windows have been shattered, my drinks were shatter on the ground, my best porn films were destroyed as well, Velvette fashion outfits and dress are destroyed as well, along with Vox's TV, security camera and works has been destroyed as well! And half of our fucking tower has been destroyed, including our rooms!" Valentino crossing all his arms, very upset and angry that he, Vox, and Velvette has going to pay so much moneys to have their Tower fixed. "Even some of Vox's secret Alastor collection are been destroyed!"
"O-oh f-f-fuc-c-ck y-yo-u-u" Vox replied.
"Wait, Vox has a secret Alastor's collection?" The Flaming Fire Skull asked, raising one of eyebrows at Vox, and this made Zeezi, Rosie, and Alastor looked at Vox with their eyebrow raised up as well.
"Yea, it's about his obsession and stuff of Alastor and stuff but whatever..." Velvette says while trying to free herself.
"S-sh-ut t-th-e f-f-fuc-c-ck u-up V-vel-ve-t-tte!" Vox shouted at Velvette, very angry and embarrassed that the Overlords in the meeting knows about his secret Alastor collection, including the Alastor.
The only Overlords that hasn't know is Zestial and Carmilla Carmine and her daughters since they haven't appear the meetings yet.
Then the sound of the elevator ding was heard and coming to the meeting was Zestial.
"Zesti! It's nice to see you here, Velvette here is telling a very funny story!" Alastor says enthusiastic.
"D-do-n't y-y-you d-d-da-re, A-ala-st-o-r-r-r!" Vox shouts but it was too late Alastor starts telling the story to Zestial from what Valentino and Velvette has told them.
After Alastor finished telling the story to Zestial, even the Vox's secret collections room of him, which made Zestial looked Vox with his eyebrow raised, causing Vox to slam his face on the table, deeply embarrassed and angry.
"Watch out Voxxy, you might be more broken to before, not that I care..." Alastor says with a laugh.
And this made Rosie, Zeezi, the Flaming Fire Skull, Zestial, and even Valentino and Velvette laugh along with Alastor. They even found Alastor's joke funny.
"I do quite admit thy is quite humorous..." Zestial replied with a small smirk.
Vox was about to yell again when they hear Carmilla approaching, meaning that the meeting is about to start.
"Okay, so first of all, thank you all to come here on this meeting despite the situation we are currently in..." Carmilla began to say.
"You mean the fucking earthquake that sudden happened here in the Pride Ring?" Velvette asked, very rudely and is still trying to get out the leash.
"Indeed, what so mad about Velv? Aren't you the so called "backbone"? Where is this passion now?" Carmilla says while a bit mocking her for the first time.
And this made everybody in the meeting except for Vox, snickers at Velvette, as they remember she was singing and she did say she was the backbone of the Vees during her song.
"OH THAT'S IT, YOU ARE DEAD WOMAN ONCE I WILL FREE MYSELF!" Velvette yelled as she continues to jump from her seat, she is still "emotional" because of her period so... she is still mad and angry for everything.
Carmilla just chuckled, but she also very shocked that not just Velvette came to the meeting, but with Valentine and Vox has come to the meetings. They probably have to come to the meetings due to their Towers being destroyed by the earthquake that has happened in the Pride Ring. She turns to look to see Zestial as always and that made her has a small smile appears on her face.
"Anyway, how is doing on your district everyone... aside from Vox, Valentino and Velvette... there were victims? Damages?" Carmilla asked.
Rosie went first. "Well, some of the town has shattered windows, not a lot of damages, but nobody got injured or hurt, except for some couples of demons and sinners that is somewhat close to my town, which allows my peoples to have some meal to eat." Rosie chuckled darkly.
"Did Susan died?" Alastor asked in excitement.
Rosie stops chuckled and her smile fell down. "No, she didn't."
"What a shame..." Alastor says as his smile faded away with now an annoyed expression.
Rather, having Alastor smile faded away, replaced it with this: "What a shame..." Alastor says, with a huge smile on his face, but with an annoyed expression.
Since he is always smiling even when he is mad or annoyed, but maybe someday in the future season of Hazbin Hotel, we will get to see him without a smile one day.
"Indeed..." Rosie agreeing with Alastor. They are both disappointed she didn't die in the battle with the Exorcists and the earthquake in Pride Ring.
"Anyway, regardless of what this "Susan" did to you guys, Alastor how is doing from there?" Carmilla asked while writing everything on a piece of paper.
"Well, not a lot of damages in the hotel, no window shatter, nothing is destroyed in the hotel, not even the room or everything in the hotel. Everything in the hotel is okay from the earthquake, except the bottles from the bar were shatter on the ground. That's it." Alastor replied with a huge smile on his face.
"O-of c.-c-c-c-our-s-se, it's al-ll-l fi-fi-fine wi-th y-ou-u-u!" Vox replied in anger.
Alastor give his best shit-eating grin at Vox, which made Vox clench his fists before turning his head at Carmilla. "Carmilla, what about you?"
"Mostly the factory is fine, but unfortunately, we had some workers that lost their life there..." Carmilla says with a bit of frustration.
"I'm so sorry. My forgives for your workers." Alastor replied, and Zestial place his hand on Carmilla's shoulder, to calm her anger down and comfort her.
"AH! Serves you right, bitch!" Velvette says in satisfaction, with everyone turning to look at her, including Vox.
"V-v-vel-v-v-v-et-te!" Vox shouted at her, completely anger and shocked. But he should know she will react like this since she doesn't like Carmilla.
"That wasn't necessary, you know, chiquita?" Val says also angry, because, despite being a shitty boss, he knows how much the workers are useful on their own.
"Well, excuse me! YOU GUYS FUCKING FORCED ME TO COME HERE AFTER OUR TOWER IS KINDA DESTROYED AND MADE ME WEAR THIS OUTFIT THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A THREE YEAR OLD AND VAL HAVE ME TIED ME TO THE CHAIR WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING LEASH!" Velvette shouted as she is still struggling to get out of his chair.
"VELVETTE! SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I GAG YOU UP TOO!" Valentino shouted while also pulling out a ball-gag.
"VAL! I SWEAR IF YOU FUCKING PUT THAT BALLGAG ON MY MOUTH! I WON'T HESITATE TO DESTROYED YOUR LOVE POTIONS AND BURN VOX BODY PILLOW OF ALASTOR!" Velvette snarled at Val.
"TRY IT BITCH, I HAVE AN ENTIRE GARAGE FULL OF THEM! AND EVEN SO I WON'T ALSO HESITATE TO BURN YOU DOWN ALL YOUR WORK!" Valentino says before ball-gagging Velvette.
Velvette screams in the ball-gag in her mouth. Oh, she is going to destroyed all of Valentino's love positions and burn Vox body pillow of Alastor. She knows where Vox hide it.
"Wait, did she said that she will burn Vox's body pillow of Alastor?" The Flaming Fire Skull asked and this made everybody turns their heads at Vox.
"I-I-I-Ign-ore he-he-her-r-r.." Vox says already tired of everything.
"It's true. Vox does have a body pillow of Alastor and he would sometimes sleep with it or do dirty thing on it." Valentino confirmed the Flaming Fire Skull Overlord's answer.
"O-o-ohh-h, fu-fu-ck-ck y-ou-ou, V-Val-l!" Vox replied.
"Make me~" Valentino says while leaning.
"That is very weird and disgusting of what Vox do to the body pillow of Alastor." Rosie said, with a displeased expression, and everybody and Velvette nodded their heads in agreement.
"I must say I am both flattered and disgusted Vox..." Alastor says while grinning.
Vox didn't saying anything but sulks in his chair, but inside he is happy that Alastor is flattered that he knows he has a body pillow of him, even though he is disgusted that he do dirty thing of the body pillow.
"*sigh* anyway, what about you, Zestial?" Carmilla asked while sitting again on her chair.
"Not a lot of damaged." Zestial replied.
"Glad to hear about it..." Carmilla says while passing an hand on her forehead.
This made Zestial looked worried for Carmilla.
"Flaming Fire Skull, what about you?" Carmilla asked the Flaming Fire Skull Overlord.
"Nothing bad to report, Ms. Carmilla..." It says.
"That good." Carmilla replied, before looking at Zeezi. "Zeezi, what about you?"
"Oh, nothing wrong to me too!" Zeezi says with her "excitement" methods, like usual.
"That's good, and I'm pretty sure you guys heard what happened to the Vees and their towers." Carmilla looked at everybody.
"If it got destroyed... yeah we did know..." Alastor and Rosie says while everyone nodded, the Vee meanwhile are still angry and they roll their eyes.
"But I'm bet you guys are wondering how the earthquake started in Hell, in the first place?" Alastor asked, rising his eyebrows at the Overlords in the meetings.
"Oh, it's because, guess what? Lord Satan is currently on the Hazbin Hotel" Alastor announced while using his microphone on the cane like a radio host.
"What!?" Everybody shouted, even Carmilla's daughter.
"Indeed, not only that, but the sins are guests (for now) to the Hazbin Hotel!" Alastor says proudly.
"Even the King of Lust!?" Valentino shouted, raising up from his seat, looking very angry and jealous that Angel Dust get to spend with the King of Lust.
"Oh yeah indeed, why though Val? Don't you have Voxxy?" Alastor asked while leaning.
"Asmodeus would always be the more sexy, handsome and hotter than my Voxxy!" Valentino yelled. "And I always want to suck and fuck his giant cock for many years ever since I came to Hell!"
Everyone looked at him with a deadpan expression, except Vox, that was fuming.
Alastor then speaks. "Well, I will have you know that King of Lust won't want anybody to have...sex...with him." There was disgust in Alastor's voice when he said the word 'sex', before continuing. "Since he is already in a relationship with a imp named FizzaRolli."
"OH COME ON! WHAT THAT LITTLE GREMLING HAVE THAT IS BETTER THAN ME?" Valentino shouted in anger and jealousy.
"Hmmm, let see..." Alastor place his finger under his chin. "Well, for starters, he is adorable and charming, he is a jester and former clown so he knows how to make peoples laugh and smile, especially his lover King of Lust, he is a very good friend to Angel Dust, he is not very cruel or ugly like someone in the Vees tower." Alastor glares at Valentino before continuing, "He want to help the hotel and our campaign, he has becoming good friend with Lucifer, the King of Hell, and he loves children's and animals. Everybody at the hotel love him, even Fat Nuggets, Angel's pet."
"That's bullshit! I love animals too!" Valentino replied.
"You litterally killed a spider before leashing me..." Velvette replied after managing to split the ball-gag.
"And I thought I already told you that Asmodeus was already in a relationship with FizzaRolli! I even show you and Vox the photo!" Velvette feeling angry and annoyed that Valentino is still jealous and angry that the King of Lust is in a relationship with a demon.
"Shut up Tik Tok Girl!" Valentino yelled.
"Oh, I forget to mention, Asmodeus even flirted with Angel, calling him the most beautiful man on Hell even though he is already in a relationship with FizzaRolli. He would sometimes to flirt with other demons and sinners, but he would still remains loyal to his lover FizzaRolli and would never cheated on him." Alastor grins in amusement.
Valentino then slowly look at Val with anger his eyes where twitching and he was shaking uncontrollably.
"And Asmodeus and his lover FizzaRolli has told everybody something very important at the hotel..." Alastor has his shit-eating grin, seeing it so funny to see how very angry Valentino is getting. "That they are planning to adopted a child!"
Valentino simply yelled: "THAT FUCKER!" with all his voice, shaking a bit the meeting room.
"Are they really adopting a child, Alastor?" Rosie asked with a happy tone in her voice and Alastor nodded his head.
"Yes, they are but you guys must keep it a secret from the media since they don't want anybody in the Hell knows yet. That including you, Velvette." Alastor narrows his eyes at Velvette.
"Whatever, I will be more concentrate throwing the love potion of Val inside his wc and then burn Vox body pillow anyway, so..." Velvette says with a deadpan expression while Val was having a mental break down .
"That...Son...Of...ASSHOLE!" Valentino shouted and without hesitation, he grab his chair and flung out through the windows, clearly very angry, upset, and jealous that King of Lust and his lover imp are staring a family!
"You pay for all the damage, Val..." Carmilla replied annoyed.
Val is embarrassed by what he did but is still fuming, so he grabbed another chair and sit back down.
Carmilla turned to Alastor. "Yes, this all big news and I for one am happy for them." Carmilla showing her admiration to Asomdeus and FizzaRolli. "But what does all that have to do with the earthquake?"
"Ah yes, I was just getting to that." Alastor poises himself. "You see, Satan was upset because he learned that his most favorite and beloved pop-star was hosting yearly hate parties about a certain imp that dumped her."
Everyone gasped, including the Vees.
"And that's not all." Alastor has more to say. "She invited an Ars Goetia prince to her this year's party and have him sing a song with her and her now former hellhound bodyguard to sing Motherfucker as back-up for the so-called heartbroken prince."
"Indeed..." The Flaming Fire Skull agreeing with Rosie, and so did Zeezi, Carmilla, her daughter, and Zestial and even Velvette.
"Oh dear... that is awful..." Rosie says shocked as she place her hand on her mouth.
"Yes, yes it was, my dear Rosie." Alastor continues telling his story. "Satan was so devastated by this news that he let out a might roar of agony, and that's what caused the earthquake."
"I mean... I would have done the same thing..." Velvette replied.
"S-s-sa-me." Vox agreeing with Velvette while Val nodded his head, still very angry.
"So, Satan was the one who caused the earthquake?" Zeezi asked.
"Indeed... and it was quite spectacular..." Alastor says with his smile. "After all, Satan is called the Sin of Wrath, which is why he caused the earthquake." Alastor said.
"This... complicate things..." Carmilla says now worried.
"Don't worry, I'm pretty sure Satan won't cause any more earthquake since he is also Charlie uncle." Alastor reassure Carmilla.
"Well... actually, the problem now was searching for the cause, and since we know that the cause is Satan... well, do you think he will pay for the damage now?" Carmilla asked a bit nervous.
"Hmm..." Alastor place his fingers under his chin, thinking. "I'm pretty sure he would since Charlie and Lucifer would make him once I tell them at the hotel."
"I hope... because I do fear his rage..." Carmilla says, clearly a bit scared of the thought of facing Satan.
"Don't worry, he has a therapist that would tell him to take calm breath." Alastor reassure Carmilla once again before looking at Valentino. "Maybe you should get a therapist for your anger, Valentino."
"Fuck you, Al!" Valentino replied still angry.
"Val, shut the fuck up!" Velvette shouted at Valentino, still angry at him for putting the ball gag in her mouth.
"For once, I agree with the Tik Tok Girl..." Carmilla says while nodding.
"Shut the fuck you two!" Val gives four middle fingers at Carmilla and Velvette. Still very angry and jealous that King of Lust is in a relationship with FizzaRolli. And is angry at Angel Dust that he get to spend some time with the King of Lust at the hotel.
"I do hope you won't be too upset at Angel Dust when you see him at work, Valentino." Alastor narrowed his eye at Valentino while still keeping his smile. "Otherwise, the King of Lust wouldn't like it that his lover's best friend came to the hotel with bruises and black eyes." Alastor added. "After all, FizzaRolli and Angel Dust are very good friends."
"And also, you know how the king of Lust can be protective with his lover and also his friends..." Alastor says while looking at his cane. "Including his family, Lucifer and Charlie and the Seven Deadly Sins." Alastor tilt his head at Val and his voice has become static.
"Okay Alastor you made your point." Valentino was both annoyed and scared.
"Good." Alastor's voices turn back to normal. He is very happy that he scared Valentino.
"Anyway... I think this meeting is over now..." Carmilla says while leaning back on her chair.
"Wow, good thing the meeting didn't end early after what happened last time." Zeezi said.
"I am still here, ya know..." Velvette responded with a deadpan expression.
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With that, Vox grab the chair of Velvette and began to frag her inside the elevator.
"VOX! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRAG THE CHAIR THAT I'M IN! UNLEASH ME YOU STUPID TV!" Velvette shouted Vox. Oh, she is really going to burn his body-pillow of Alastor when they get back to the tower.
"Sh-Shut u-p..." Vox says while Val angrily stomp inside the elevator.
"I must said that was quite an entertaining show." Alastor chuckled as he watched Val leave the meeting in anger.
"Indeed, it was more fun than seeing Susan slip on on a piece of body once..." Rosie says while holding a chuckle.
"Well, I better get going now." The Flaming Fire Skull said as he stood up from his seat along with Zeezi.
"Yes, I must get back to the Hotel, hopefully Charlie gotten the pizzas already." Alastor gets up and leaves. "See you in the next meeting, Rosie."
"See you next time, Darling." Rosie waved goodbye at Alastor. Rosie leaves as well.
That has to be the most interesting the Overlords ever had. Will Stolas be able to free Striker and get him to kidnap Emily so that he can sell her to Valentino and get those love potions? Will everyone get their pizzas? Find out next time in Forgetting about Stolas Ars Goetia. I want to thank Misaki983 and Roario_04 for helping me write this story.