A/N The next lewd chapter
Alt title: Skip it if you dare
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Bit of a nothing chapter before things start getting back on track. You can skip this one.
Though there is a surprise at the end.
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Joeytrusty: as god of this fic I command you to sleep! It'll be here when you wake up.
Probably.
Funny thing about Watts, nah I won't spoil it.
Remnant of War: Ironwood is the least of Cyril's worries.
Resurrection99: More you shall have!
Thaumarune: in order to make a character real, you need to give them a consistent balance of flaws and virtues. Something RT forgot how to do in later volumes of RWBY. All of the antagonists were cartoonishly one sided evil. In order for someone's choice not to seem dumb or out of character, you need to set up why they did what they did.
I'll stop before I go on a rant.
Samejake: Here is the promised chapter!
GideonBlackthorn: I write every character by putting myself in their shoes. It's how I make them feel human. I first attribute three defining characteristics of their personality, then ask myself, "why are they like this?" And go from there.
Mangouschase: Oh no!
Azaira: Your tribute is accepted!
Clumsyreader: Thanks! Was really uncertain about writing from Jacques's point of view. But it turned out well.
Rodney Refugio: What's not a good idea?
Ultamint me1000: You could have Jesus Christ walk the earth again, Buddha reincarnate, Zeus come down from Mt. Olympus, and their would still be people who simply wouldn't believe for one reason or another.
Genkiwan: She saw the potato light, and just said, nope! Before leaving.
Anyumaaka: Cyril is unaware of the projected shortages. Dust prices are stable because they're not being stolen and Menagerie has a steady supply on its eastern coasts. It's only the one's near Atlas that are starting to run out.
And in this next lewd, people get a happy end!
Riot Bringer: Fine! Here! Take it!
RotcehM: Thank you!
RealOverlord76: By making them relatable. And thank you!
vincent moon: Exactly!
The Dancing Leaf: Is it The, or A?
Anyway, Weiss's family only knows about her ability to sense Grimm. She didn't exactly trust her family after she could see how much they disliked her, so she kept her ability secret. At first thinking it'd only further ostracize her, and then out of a tactical decision to keep certain info concealed.
People's true colors come out, when they believe they have the upper hand after all.
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-SLBR Dorm, 10/16, 7:30pm-
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Cyril Leon POV
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"R-really?" She asks with a growing blush, eyes wide with hope.
"Really." I say with a grin, as I run my hands to her hips and thumb the hem of her pajama pants. "Not, too much time though."
" Yessss!" She hisses with a fist pump. "Score!"
I laugh at her, odd mix of excitement and innocence. Maybe this is just the result of a society that doesn't have strict gender roles built into them. Or maybe it's just a Ruby thing.
I'm focusing on the wrong thing.
Thumbing the hem of her pajama pants, I look her in the eye expectantly. Looking for permission or, refusal.
She just stares at me with a shy smile and soft blush. Her ears splayed back.
"Well?" I ask.
"Well what?" She asks back.
"Can I?" I ask as I begin to slip my left hand into her pants.
Her eyes widen as she nods her head excitedly. Blush deepening as I move to grope her ass.
"Mrmn." She bites her lip as I squeeze her thick cheek, earning a shudder as she squeezes my hand on her breast. "Ah!"
I lean forward and catch her lips with mine. Silencing her as she bucks her hips.
I eventually back up, my hand on her rear and her legs locked around my midsection as I carry her and turn around. Now leaning back on the sink.
Ruby pulls back from the kiss and wiggles her hips, sliding down before dropping herself back onto her feet.
Ruby's eyes meet mine and gleam with excitement before she turns around, facing the door and placing her hands back on the counter. Squishing us together.
She wiggles her hips teasingly before pushing her voluptuous ass back towards me. The warmth and softness of her rear meets my hardening member through the fabric of our pajamas, and she giggles as I gasp into her ear. With a mischievous smile, she starts to grind against me, the friction sending waves of pleasure through my body.
"Ah." She gives a soft gasp as I return my right hand to her chest, snaking up under her shirt and fondling the soft mound.
Her movements are slow and deliberate, building the anticipation as she presses back into me. I can feel her heat, her body moving in a sensual rhythm that makes my heart race and my blood pulse with want for more. My cock nestled between her cheeks and against the fabric of our clothes as she grinds her butt on my length.
I bring my other hand back down, slipping it into her pants and feeling for her soft, moistening lips. It doesn't take long to find her sex with her panties are already damp as is.
"Ah!" She gasps, her back arching as I begin to rub around her lips through her panties. "Hrrmm!"
She bites her lip as I pick up the pace. Moving my hand faster, causing her thighs to quiver. Her body giving the occasional jerk as I go from rubbing circles, to rubbing up and down.
Her hands move from the counter, one cupping my hand through her pants as she guides it. The other reaching back and grabbing my cheek to pull me down for a kiss.
Ruby eventually devolves to using my hand to almost finger herself as she grinds against my cock. Moaning into the kiss as she bucks her hips harder and faster into my hand. Before she gives a final, harsh shudder. One that nearly sends me over the edge as she holds in her voice through our kiss. Her knees and thighs clamping together as her hips push against my hand while she shakes against me. My hand now soaked as she cums.
Before she slowly stops, only trembling every few seconds as she pants heavily through her nose. Slowly coming down from her high.
"Ha!" She gasps as she pulls away from the kiss. Panting heavily as she goes slack in my arms. Her chest heaving from exertion as a slight sheen of sweat begins to drip from her forehead. "Ha, ha, haaaa. That, was great."
She then turns around and hugs me. Looking up with a dopey grin Before shifting and grinding against me. Earning a gasp from me.
"Your turn." She whispers with half lidded eyes as she puts her hand in my pants and grabs my member and begins rubbing it through my underwear. I suck in through my nose as she begins stroking me, occasionally stopping at the head to give an extra squeeze between pumps.
Reaching my hands down, I grab her rear through her pants. Earning a small flinch and squeak from her as I squeeze back.
"H-hey, i-it's y-your turn." She stutters out breathily. "I-I already, f-finished, once. Y-you gott -ah."
'So she likes her butt being groped.' I mentally note. 'Saving that info for the future.'
"Don't, worry." I pant out as she moves her hand faster. "I'm-"
"Yeah?" She says with a grin, taking full control as she gives me a handjob. "You're what?"
"Ruby, I'm." I grit out as my hips buck reflexively. "Close."
"That's it, go on." She says in a husky voice. "Do it."
I bite my lip as I cum. My toes curling as Ruby holds my cock through my boxers. Looking up at me with a wolfish grin before relaxing her grip. Resting her open palm on my twitching length while looking up to me with a mix of satisfaction and mischief as she leans into me.
"That, was awesome." Ruby huffs as she still has her palm pressed against my twitching cock.
I don't get to say anything before she gains a look of confusion and looks down.
Her eyes growing wide in surprise as she looks down to my boxers, and where the head of my cock is. Which is quickly gaining a wet mark from my own jizz seeping through.
"Wait, guy stuff can leak through underwear too?" She asks.
Leave it to Ruby to make things awkward.
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Having changed and showered, we now have to contend with the grumpy cat. Who heard, everything.
As she is now lecturing us while me and Ruby sit on my bed.
"Seriously, I get that you guys want to have your fun." Blake says as she stares us down. "But there are others in the room. You're lucky Weiss is a heavy sleeper."
I, can't look her in the eye. And neither can Ruby for that matter.
"More like unlucky." Ruby mutters, only to get spritzed by Blake. "Hey!"
"Focus!" Blake says. "If you guys want time, I've already told you I'll find somewhere else to be! I just don't want to be here to hear or spirits below see it."
"You could always join." Ruby offers shyly.
"Ruby, we've been through this. I'm not into girls, or humans. And certainly not looking to get into a polyamorous relationship." Blake says before looking to me. "No offense."
"Nah I get it. It's a preference." I say easily.
What? If we compare it to race then it's like a black girl saying they won't date white guys. Just because your sexual preference doesn't include a certain race, doesn't make it racist.
That's like saying a guy not being attracted to a guy is homophobic.
"Rmm." Ruby just grumbles. "That's cause your weird."
Huh, I take issue with that.
"Hey, toss me the bottle." I say, earning a raised brow from Blake. Before she shrugs and tosses it at me, where I proceed to spritz Ruby.
"Hey!" She pouts as she slaps the bottle away. "What was that for!?"
"We do not ostracize others sexuality." I say seriously. "Besides, you have me and Weiss. That should be enough."
Ruby just pouts some more.
"Okay seriously." Blake pipes back up. "Like, an hour heads up is all I ask. Or, if I'm not in the room and you wanna do something. Send me a text!"
"Alright." I shrug, agreeing easily enough. Wanting more than anything to just be done with this awkward as hell conversation.
"Fine." Ruby grumbles and lays down where she is, on my bed. "I'm sleeping here tonight."
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-Beacon, courtyard, 10/17, free period-
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Jaune Arc POV
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"Okay so we all agree we want to attend the tournament." I say as we set our bags down on the table shaded by the tree. "But to do that, we need a plan for everything. First, Team CRDL."
"Not going~" Nora sings before resting her elbows on the table, getting a serious look as she does shifty eyes at everyone. "Word on the street is that one of them didn't sign up. So none of them are going." She says in a grave voice.
"Okay, assuming that's true." I say as I pull out cards with the faces of our classmates drawn on them. "We need to talk tactics. Only three of us are making it to the tournament. We don't really know what the other teams are about so-"
"Who is this supposed to be?" Nora says as she holds up Ruby's card.
"It's Ruby, obviously." I say as I point to the ears. "Duh."
"Then, who's this?" Pyrrha asks as she picks up Blake.
"It's Blake!" I say. "See! Her ears are shorter than Ruby's and she has a scowl. And the white one with the line on its eye is Weiss."
"It's on the wrong side." Ren comments.
"What?" I say as I grab the card. "No it's not! See! Right side!"
"Jaune." Pyrrha says softly as she looks from the card to me. "Weiss's scar is on her left eye."
Thinking on it, I realize I may have messed up. What with, how everyone is saying I did.
"Well, you know it's Weiss and that's the important part." I say as I set the card down. "Can we move on?"
"Where's Cyril?" Ren asks.
"Found him!" Nora holds up a card.
"What, no that's Trifa!" I say as I take the card. "See? Her bangs are longer than Cyril's."
I'm starting to think making visuals was a mistake.
"So the one in the hat is Perry, and the one in the hood is Shay." Pyrrha points out.
"Exactly!" I say with a nod. "Thank you Pyrrha."
"You're welcome!" She says in that sing song voice of hers.
"Where's Adam?" Ren asks.
"I, forgot to make a card for him." I just realize. "Anyway! From what I gather, their dynamic is on another level."
"Whose?" Nora asks.
"Team Amethyst." I say. "They're all great fighters, but they excel at teamwork. Team Coffee is, a jack of all trades. And Team Silver, is, well."
"Terrifying?" Ren offers.
"Disorganized?" Pyrrha suggests.
"Chaos incarnate!?" Nora says as she punches her fist to her palm.
"Um, yeah. Something along those lines." I agree, sort of. "Anyway, Team Silver has little team cohesion, but individually they're each beasts in their own right. Blake is fast and furious, Weiss is cold and calculating, Cyril is an adaptive powerhouse, and Ruby is a highspeed blender up close, and an unseen threat far away."
"Yeah, we haven't really seen Blake fight much, huh?" Nora says as she stacks the cards into a pyramid. "And Cyril always does something different. The only thing he really goes for is disarming."
"His primary semblance is very powerful and versatile." Ren adds. "But it is also very draining. So he only tends to use it when he knows he can afford to."
I can feel Pyrrha's mood sour next to me. She's still sore about her fight with Cyril and how he's lost to people she's beaten. Coupled with the fact he has no training. Not that any of us have told her that.
She thinks he went to a combat school. And, none of us have corrected her, because we're afraid to.
"And on Team Coffee we have Fox, the blind boxer, Coco, the decimating diva, Yatsuhashi the striking swordsman, and Velvet, who's, um. Velvet." I say as I recall everything I know about them. "Does anyone know what Velvet does?"
My teammates all pause to look at each other. Before Nora just shrugs.
"Um, no actually." Pyrrha says. "She's, from the Harse so, she never fights people. Only Grimm."
"So, it's safe to say we won't have to worry about her in the tournament?" I ask.
"I'unno." Nora shrugs helpfully. Hands up as she tilts her head with a smile.
"Okay then." I say with a sigh before continuing. "Team Coffee is, a tough team. But for the most part, they just focus on making openings for each other. Fox is the least skilled of the group, as far as we know. He doesn't have any ranged weapons but he has a mastery of aura control. So it's mostly Coco and Yatsuhashi."
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Perry Magma POV
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'I gotta say. This guy's got good info gathering skills.' I think as I stare down at the first year team from my spot in the trees.
Adam is checking in on Team CVFY, Trifa on Team SLBR. Shay, is not good at recon. His semblance makes it difficult to go unnoticed. In the same way mine makes me hard to see unless you're looking for me. Or if I do something.
They know about Adam's secondary semblance, but not his primary. Interesting. And Cyril's secondary semblance makes him hard to catch slipping.
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-Training room, 5pm-
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Cyril Leon POV
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"Come on Ruby." I encourage the girl I'm spotting. "Just three more, it's only fifty pounds."
"That's half as much as Weiss!" Ruby strains.
"Are you implying I'm heavy?" Weiss asks as she sets down her medicine ball.
"If anything." I say as I grab the stalled bar and lift it, with one hand. Back onto the rack. "It just show's how much Ruby's been slacking."
I can easily lift fifty pounds in one hand. Eighty if I push it, but not more than that.
"Hah, ha, hah." Ruby starts panting, eyes closed as she lets her arms fall slack. "I hate this!"
"And it hates you." I say as I load my weights onto the bar. Though, I'm halfway through setting it before realizing. I have no spotter.
I am, physically, in terms of pure muscle, the strongest on the team by far.
"What's wrong?" Ruby asks as she lays against the wall behind me.
"I, don't have anyone to spot me." I say to the lazing wolf.
"I can spot you." She offers through her panting.
"Ruby you couldn't lift fifty pounds." I point out.
"Yeah, well, you just need help. Right!" She glowers as she crosses her arms.
I can see where this is going.
"Okay, tell you what." I say as I finish putting on a total of two fifty. "If you can just, lift the bar off of the rack, you can spot me."
Stepping aside and crossing my arms. I await her to accept the challenge.
"Deal!" She says as she hops up and grabs the bar. And tries to lift. "Hrrrreugh! Hmmm! Huuooorrrr!"
"See?" I say as I stifle a laugh.
"No!" She grunts out, her face turning red. "I'm your partner! I'm supposed to be, reliable!"
"Ruby, we all have our strengths and weaknesses." I tell her.
"I'm not weak!" She grunts out.
This is going no where.
"Weiss, a little help?" I ask the girl currently doing single leg squats with a twenty pound medicine ball.
"Let her tire herself out." Weiss says coldly. "She'll learn eventually."
Not that she isn't wrong. But-
"Blake?" I ask the girl doing knee up twists on the pull up bar.
Only to be met with silence. And I spot the beanie and wires going down from it to her pocket. She's listening to music.
"Ah!" Ruby suddenly whines as she plops to the ground holding her thigh. "Leg cramp!"
Maybe I should call Velvet. See if Yatsuhashi can spot me. He looks like he'd be a decent choice.
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-Patch Island, 10/18, 10am-
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Stepping off the commercial bullhead, I look around and notice how this place is, a lot greener than, well. Fucking everywhere else I've been to except the forest itself.
It feels like I stepped into one of those Amish societies. Only, not. Everything is made mostly of wood. But there are street lamps and other such things.
"Welcome to my home!" Ruby shouts as she hops off the bullhead and onto the wooden platform. Throwing her arms out. She's dressed in those black pants with the red rose embroidery. And a wavy black blouse with red accents. And with her hooded cloak.
"It's very, green." Weiss says tentatively from under her sun hat. Wearing a white sun dress with blue fading towards the hem. "And bright."
"It's nice." Blake says as she walks out in her usual, thin and wavy, purple dress. "A bit dryer than I'd like."
Right, Weiss comes from the freaking tundra and Blake comes from knock off Hawaii India Australia.
"Dry heats are better than humid ones." I point out.
"Not by the shore." Blake counters.
"Why would there ever be a dry heat by water?" I ask.
"Exactly." Is all she says as she walks past me.
"That, I, what?" I ask before realizing she's fucking with me. "Okay."
The only reason Blake is here, is because Ruby felt bad about excluding her. So she's here as a sort of chaperone. Which basically means she'll tail us until she finds something else that catches her fancy.
"Alright!" Ruby says as she petals in front of me and grabs my hand. "Come on!"
I walk forward calmly as Ruby tries to pull me along. But just succeeds in doing a cartoony run in place as I walk toward the booth.
"I.D.'s please." The lady at the counter says before spotting Ruby. "Oh! Little Ruby, are these your friends?"
Ruby detaches from my hand and runs up to the lady. Crossing her arms as she tries to look cool.
"Heh, even better." She says with a smirk as she leans against the wall next to the booth. "They, are my team."
"Oh, I heard you got into Beacon." The lady says, causing Ruby to preen at her words.
"Was there ever any doubt?" She asks.
"Yes." The lady says with no hesitation, causing me to snort.
"What, why!?" Ruby stumbles and turns to the lady at the booth.
"Hyde." Is all the lady says with a raised brow, causing Ruby to groan and slide down the side of the booth.
'What the fuck happened with Hyde?' I ask myself. 'First Qrow mentions him, now this lady? Should I be worried?'
"Everyone promised not to mention him." Ruby whines.
"Ruby!" Weiss pipes up with a scowl. "Compose yourself! You're making a scene."
"For who?" Blake asks as she gestures to the empty station.
Weiss looks around the empty platform. The only thing in sight, aside from the station itself, being the bullhead in the distance and the lady at the booth in front of us.
"Huh." Is all she says after a few seconds.
"With the Vytal festival so close, everyone is passing Patch and heading straight for Vale." The lady at the booth says helpfully. "So travelers are a bit scarce."
Neat.
"Alright you dork." I say as I step forward and pick Ruby up, throwing her over my shoulder before I reach into my pocket and fish my wallet out.
"Oh no." The lady says with a smile as she reaches to the side and pulls a lever, opening the waist high wooden gate. "Friends of the Rose's are always welcome. We just ask for I.D.'s to stop gate any undesirables."
"And just what counts as, undesirable?" Blake asks dubiously.
'And here I thought she was getting better about her little persecution complex.' I think to myself dryly. 'Guess that's what I get for thinking.'
"Criminals, terrorists, people with bounties on them." The lady answers easily. "You'd be surprised how many criminals on the run don't think twice about handing their I.D.'s at a no name bullhead station."
"I would not." I say as I walk past. "People are dumb."
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She wants us to meet her sister before we head to Buba Buba Boba. And to see her house.
"Are you just going to carry her the whole time?" Blake asks as we walk through the town.
"I'll put her down whenever." I shrug.
"Is that not, demeaning?" Blake steps back to ask Ruby.
"It's actually kinda comfortable." She says. "Besides, I can get down whenever I want."
"You two are so embarrassing." Weiss hisses.
"You're just jealous." Ruby says.
"I-I am most certainly not!" Weiss scoffs as she crosses her arms and takes a few steps forward to walk slightly in front of me.
"Yeah, she's totally jealous." Ruby says.
"Why would I be jealous of being carried around like a sack of dog food?" Weiss counters.
"Because I don't have to walk." Ruby says.
"Arm's tired." I say as I crouch down and set her on her feet.
"Aww." Ruby pouts. "Put me on your other shoulder!"
"No." I answer. "You still need to tell us where to go."
"I said just follow the main road and you'll find a path to the left at the end." Ruby says as she turns around and points forward and slightly to the left.
She's, actually calmed down since our time in the bathroom. Seems indulging her was the right thing to do, because she's been significantly less horny ever since. Must've just been pent up.
"Alright, lead the way." I say.
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-Rose/Xiao Long House, 10:30am-
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"Tada!" Ruby says as she runs in front of all of us and gestures towards her log cabin house. "Welcome, honored guests, to casa de Rose."
"Um, this is, your home?" Weiss says tentatively as she looks around the outside of the building.
"Yep!" Ruby says, oblivious to Weiss's discomfort. "Born and raised here on Patch, in this modest little home of mine. It has two bathrooms and four bedrooms. A living room and a kitchen. An attic to hide in when you don't want to do chores, and a garage for all the mechanical junk you're not allowed to leave around the house!"
"I think it's nice." Blake shrugs.
"It's, a shack." Weiss says with a grimace.
"No the shack is out back behind the garage." Ruby says with a nod. "Come on! My sister should be home!"
"So long as its got AC, I call it a win." I say as I follow Ruby as she runs up to the door.
Ruby goes to open it, only to find it locked. Before she goes over to a little dog statuette near the door and lifts it up. Shaking it as it rattles before a key falls out.
"Ah ha!" She says as she picks it up and unlocks the door. "Hell-"
She doesn't get any further words out as she's knocked back by a punch to the face. Which of course sets us all off as Blake and Weiss ready their weapons while I go to Ruby.
"Owwww!" Ruby cries out.
"Ha!" I hear as I look to see Yang step out of the house, punching her open palm. "Think just cuz my old man's away you, can, oh shit. Hey Rubes, what's up."
She goes from maniacal smirk to casual in an instant. Leaning over onto the doorframe as she crosses her arms.
This Yang is. A tad different. Hair back in a messy pony tail, like her season four style before she got off her ass and followed her sister. But, that's about it.
She's wearing an open vest similar to Taiyang's, but with a bright yellow crop top underneath. And a baggy tan mechanic's jumpsuit. The top being tied around her waist Winry Rockbell style. And she has a yellow dragon tattoo on her left shoulder.
No shotgun gauntlets in site.
"You hit me in the face!" Ruby says, waving to the girl as I help her sit up. "I'm telling dad!"
"How was I suppose to know it was you?" Yang asks as she pushes off the doorframe. "You're supposed to be at Beacon, and it's not like you texted or called."
"I did text you!" Ruby says as she stands up and dusts her pants off. "Twice!"
Yang stares Ruby down before cautiously reaching into her pocket and pulling out her scroll and checking it.
It takes a few seconds, but she goes from annoyed, to oops face as she sees something.
"Oh uh, my bad." She gives an awkward smile as she shrugs her arms. "I uh, had my scroll set to silent and forgot. Oops?"
Ruby crosses her arms and glares at the girl who refuses to look the girl in the eye.
"So who's all this?" She asks, looking to Blake and Weiss, who tentatively put their weapons away.
Weiss takes a step forward and gives a small curtsey. Crossing a leg in front of the other as she gives a bow.
"I am Weiss Schnee, proud member of Team Silver, heir of the Schnee Dust Company." She says before adding. "And, paramour to your younger sister."
Yang raises a brow as she looks to me.
"I thought blue boy over here was Ruby's partner." Yang says. "Unless I really wasn't paying attention."
Weiss's face goes flat into RBF at that. Clearly unimpressed with Yang.
"He is." Ruby says before hers and the other's ears perk up. And a black, grey and white corgi comes barreling out past Yang who sidesteps to avoid the dog. "ZWEI!"
Ruby goes to her knees and catch the dog. But I intercept.
"CORGI!" I say as I get in front of Ruby and catch the dog as it jumps.
"Hey!" Ruby says as she gets up and circles around me. "My dog!"
"Oh you're a good little puppy aren't you!" I ignore Ruby as I scratch the dog's cheeks, earning licks on my hands. "You da bestest boi eva awen't you!"
"Cyril!" Ruby cries as she tugs my arm. "Give me back my Zwei!"
"Nyo!" I say as I hug the puppers. "He's mine now. You can't have him!"
"Cyril put the mutt down." Weiss says as she walks over to us with a tired expression. "Before you get slobber all over you."
"He's not a mutt!" Ruby defends. "He's an Atlesian Corgi. And he's mine."
"Dad's, actually." Yang pipes up.
"I picked him! I named him! He's mine!" Ruby stomps her foot.
"Can we take him back to Beacon with us?" I ask.
"Of course not." Weiss says.
"Abso lutely not." Blake adds.
"Come on Weissy!" I pout as I turn Zwei to face her. "You can't possibly say no to this face."
'Come on Weiss, melt under the gaze of the adorable!' I mentally command.
"Cyril, it already has an owner and besides that you cannot expect me to share a room with this-" She pauses as she actually looks at the dog. "-Slobbering, flea ridden, bundle of cuwtness! Oh you're just a pwecious wittle buddy! Yes you are!"
Weiss then crouches down as she pulls the dog from my grasp and proceeds to give all the head scratches.
"Oh we'll get you a doggy bed and your own wittle food bowl and nice shiny new collar!" She coos in baby talk. "And we'll be the bestest fwiends evwer!"
Ruby just stares at the smiling, cooing girl in astonishment. As does Blake who is baffled by the girl's current behavior.
"Two votes yes." I pipe up.
"No." Blake says, glaring at me.
"What's the matter?" I say as I lean forward and give the dog's back scratches. "Don't you like dogs?"
"What's there to like?" Blake says as she eyes Zwei suspiciously.
I stare at her in disbelief as she says that. Not wanting to believe her words, hoping that this alternate, topsy turvy setting would have that character flaw not present in her.
"I knew there was something fundamentally wrong about you." I sigh.
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"So, partner." Yang says as she points to me, currently on the end of the couch. "And boyfriend?"
"Yes." I say with a nod.
"Girlfriend." She says, pointing to Weiss next to me, who merely nods.
"And-" She points to Blake on the other end of the three seat.
"No." Blake says automatically.
"Huh. Little sis likes'em from the north." Yang says as she puts her hands on her hips. Before holding a fist out to the side for Ruby. " Nice!"
Why does that not surprise me?
And of course, Ruby returns the fist bump. Much to Weiss's chagrin.
"So." Yang says as she turns to Blake with a smirk. "You're single?"
"She's not into girls or humans." I pipe up, hoping to save her the trouble.
"Damn, you sure?" She asks as she winks at Blake. "Because I know how to make a kitty pur~"
"Oh, my god." Weiss says wide eyed and blinking rapidly, scandalized by Yang's words.
"Excuse you!?" Blake says, obviously offended.
"Pahahaha." I laugh softly as I cover my eyes. "Oh, this is gonna be good."
"Yang!" Ruby whines. "Don't be gross!"
"What!?" Yang says as she shrugs with her hands up. "Can't blame a gal for shooting her shot."
I'm starting to understand how Ruby became, Ruby.
"I'll be outside." Blake says as she gets up and heads for the door.
"See what you did!" Ruby says. "You always do this!"
"Hey now!" Yang bites back. "I can't help it if I'm too much to handle."
"You say that like it's a good thing!" Ruby says.
"Keep howling puppers." Yang says as she inspects her nails.
"I'm starting to feel awkward here." I say.
"Ruby!" Weiss says as she stands up. "Yang! You're sisters correct? Should you not-"
"Stay out of this!" Ruby and Yang yell at the same time.
"Yes ma'am." Weiss says immediately before sitting back down.
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"And just because you're watching the house doesn't mean you get to boss me around!" Ruby shouts.
"Um, who's the adult by age and lifestyle?" Yang counters. "And who's the adult only because they got into Beacon early?"
"I earned that spot!" Ruby counters.
It's been about five minutes. They're now arguing over who's more mature. I thought this would be entertaining, turns out it's just awkward as hell.
"I think we should go." I tell Weiss.
"Agreed." She says as she gets up, and I follow her to the door. Where she sees Zwei waiting patiently. "Oh do you wants to come with us?" She starts cooing as we walk past him.
We step outside and Weiss turns around to face Zwei. Who stares at us as we leave.
"Come on." Weiss says as she squats down and pats her knees. "Come on boy! Come to Weiss!"
Zwei just looks back to Ruby and Yang, then back to us and starts panting. But doesn't get up.
"Come on!" Weiss starts pouting. "We can be bestest fwiends and I can get you all the tweats!"
"Weiss leave the dog alone." Blake sighs. "He's not going to follow you."
"He's just shy!" Weiss defends before turning back to the dog. "Isn't dat wight? You're just a shy puppy."
Eventually Ruby and Yang stop arguing and Ruby walks out of the house as Yang tails her.
"Oh well, enjoy your date sis!" Yang says as Ruby walks out.
"I will!" Ruby says cheerfully as she throws her hood back up before waving back to Yang.
"What was that?" Blake asks Ruby as I pull Weiss away from the door and trying to get Zwei to follow us.
"What was what?" Ruby asks as she looks back to us.
"All, that!" Blake says as she gestures to the cabin. "You were just at each other's throats and now you're just, have a nice day?"
"We weren't at each other's throats." Ruby says in confusion as I headpat the pouty Weiss. "We were just arguing, like sisters. Do you not have brothers or sisters?"
"After that?" Blake says, looking between the house and Ruby. "I'm glad I don't."
"We were gonna be bestest friends." Weiss pouts.
"We'll see him again one day." I say as I hug the sad fox.
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-12:20pm-
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Having left Ruby's house, and more importantly Zwei, behind. Ruby now guiding us to the Boba shop as though nothing ever happened.
Her and Yang just kept going at it until they literally got tired of arguing and just, acted like nothing happened. Wishing each other well as Yang waved us goodbye.
Typical sibling stuff.
"So where is this place?" I ask as we walk down the dirt path back into town.
"Not much further." Ruby says as she takes the lead.
"Ruby we're already in the middle of town again." Blake says.
"Yeah, it's just on the other side of the station." She says cheerfully, turning around to face us as she walks backwards.
"If it's that close to the station." Weiss speaks up for the first time since having to leave her bestest fwiend. "Then why did we not go their first?"
"Because they don't open till eleven and I wanted to show you guys my house!" She says with a smile, before muttering. "Not that I got to show you a lot of it."
Yeah, that tends to happen when your sister hits on the only teammate not in your harem. And when said teammate takes it poorly because they take everything poorly.
"Anyway!" She says as she turns around. "Onward! To the boba!"
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"Strawberry and banana popping boba!" Ruby orders excitedly.
"I'll have, the, ummmm." Weiss says as she looks at the board.
"Milk tea tapioca." I say while Weiss figures out what she wants.
"Wild berry." Blake orders.
"Uhhhhhh." Weiss is still deciding. "Umm."
" Weiss." Ruby whispers, causing Weiss to look back to her.
"Don't rush me!" She answers with a whine in her voice at the end. Before turning back to the menu. "Where was I?"
This is going to be a bit.
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-5 minutes later-
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"I'll have a blue raspberry and grape popping boba please." Weiss finally says.
"Alright." The man says with a tired smile. "That'll be four minutes."
"Thank you good sir." Weiss nods before turning around, and noticing the line that's formed behind her.
She gains a slight blush that she quickly schools as she walks out of the way for the next customer as Ruby guides us to our table.
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Raven Branwen POV
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What the hell?
Looking through the Artifact of Secrets, one of the five Artifacts of knowledge. I can't help but gawk at what it reveals.
Ruby Rose
Joined Beacon to become like her mother
Stole her teammate's book
Plans to lose her virginity on her sixteenth birthday
Pathetically mundane considering she's Summer's brat. Though, I guess that just proves Summer was successful at keeping that puppet master's paws off of her.
Weiss Schnee
Knows she's a bastard child
Plans to use her teammate's ideas to convince Jacques Schnee to step down as head of the SDC and assume control herself
Wants to be told what to do by her paramours
Okay now that's a bit juicier. The first two, that last one just shows she has issues.
Blake Belladonna
Ran away from home without her parents knowledge or consent
Hates humanity as a whole, but not humans themselves
Is hoping to get Sun Wukong to date her and either become her new love interest, or make Adam Taurus jealous
A big nothing burger there. Another teen with issues and school drama.
C yr i l L e o n
Has magic
Plans to revolutionize Remnant's energy system and has the means to do so
Made a deal
That's it. There's nothing else. Magic alone is a red flag. He's a guy. At least I'm pretty sure he is. Even then, the only Maiden not accounted for is the Winter Maiden. And that's because she's presumably locked away in Atlas.
But, revolutionizing Remnant's energy? What does that even mean? And, he made a deal, with who? And what a bout? The spyglass never gives half information like that. Not unless it concerns the use of other artifacts.
Is it possible he has an artifact?
The rest of the cult needs to know about this.
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Bonus
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-16 years ago
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"Qrow just talk to me!" Summer Rose begs into the scroll.
"I am, I just, can't do it face to face." He says. "Look, the kid is a blessing. And I want to be there for them. I want to be a father. I just can't."
"We, we can figure something out!" She pleads.
"One trip down the stairs, one untied shoe, one pan that's over to the left a bit too much." Qrow starts listing off. "I can't do it Sum. I just can't."
"So you're abandoning your child!" She starts crying. "Just like your fucking sister!"
"You know I'm not!" Qrow shouts back. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I, didn't mean to yell. I just, I want this child to see a happy future."
"So do I." Summer cries. "One where they knows their father and can be proud of them! Why can't you see that!?"
"I do. But." Qrow struggles to find the words. "If, if anything happened to them, anything. Gods forbid the unthinkable, I, I don't see myself living with that. Living with the knowledge that I might've been responsible just by being there."
"We, we can figure something out." Summer says softly, though even she knows it's fruitless.
"Like what? Constantly beat the shit out of me? Make sure my aura stays broken so my semblance doesn't activate?" Qrow suggests rhetorically. "No, I'll, I'll be there. I promise. I'll just, have to keep my distance until they can better handle themselves, and whatever bullshit I might bring. Alright?"
Summer, hates it. She wants things to be different, but she understands. She's seen what his semblance can do when he's not careful.
As cruel and unfair as it is, she's knows this is for the best.
"Okay." She says, holding back her tears. "Did, did you already talk to Tai?"
"Already did yesterday." Qrow says. "He's waiting on a call from either you, or me."
"Okay." She says before she hangs up. "I love you."
"Love you two puppy." He says before hanging up.
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Qrow sets his scroll down on the counter as he rests his head in his hands. Holding back tears at the knowledge he won't be a father to his future child. And that it's his choice, and that it's for the best.
"Rough call." The bartender says as he begins refilling Qrow's glass.
"Fuck off." Qrow says, not in the mood for anymore talking.
The bartender nods and turns to leave his patron. Before Qrow reaches out and grabs his wrist.
"Leave the bottle."
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A/N
Ruby out here trying to be the Taiyang of Team SLBR but being hardlocked by Blake's sexuality. Poor Ruby.
Also Weiss wasn't asleep. She was pretending.
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Cyril's max one rep is 280lbs. Max. As in, that is the absolute limit he can do. And it takes him a good warmup, and a decent amount of time to do.
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Weiss weighs 110lbs
Ruby weighs 125lbs
Blake weighs 125lbs
Cyril weighs 170lbs
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