Izuku Midoriya has no friends. He has henchmen. He didn't want them but he got them after standing up to Katsuki for one of them. It did turn out as good thing as Izuku finally met another quirkless kid. Gou is an interesting character. He's quirkless but he's also the most confident person Izuku knows. Then you have the other two henchmen, Naka and Rock. Naka AKA Nate Nakamura is the transportation and Rock is the soundtrack. No one knows Rock's actual name considering he can't speak. Izuku doesn't have a friends, he has henchmen. (They are the best friends he could ever want.)

"FUCK YOU KACCHAN!" Gou screamed out running away from the blond bomber. "I got you Broccoli." Naka said as he zoomed past in a go kart, grabbing Izuku as he passed him. "I really should stop making out with Kacchan's sister. He really doesn't like it." The greenette told his speeding savior. "Maybe but counterpoint, it's funny and Katsumi is hot as shit. Besides it looks like you had fun." Naka told his blushing boss, who was covered in red lipstick and bite marks. "I'LL FUCKING SKIN YOU FUCKING SHITNERDS, GET BACK HERE!!" "Please go faster, Kitty didn't have a shirt on. He will kill me." Naka smiled at his leader and stomped on the gas.

At Aldera

"Take a swan dive off the roof and hope for a quirk in your next life." Izuku's face was blank as he was told to commit suicide. "If you jump can I be the leader?" Gou asked as he propped his head on the shorter boy's shoulder. "Sure but it's not gonna happen. Kitty would bring me back then kill me again." "Yes, I would. Don't worry Izu, Mom is gonna hear about this." Katsumi told him as she copied Gou on his other shoulder. A strum was heard from behind and then followed by Rock joining his friends and plopping his head on top of Izuku's.

The group of four left behind the blonde at school and started their journey home. "I'm just saying I'd thank Mt. Lady for stepping on me." Multiple strums of judgment "Izzy back me up," the embarrassed Gou pleaded, "she's hot right?" "She's not as pretty as Kitty." Notes that sounds suspiciously like 'fuckin simp' "No he's right Kat is a smokesho-what the fuck is that," Gou replied until a slimy green figure towered over the three teens.

"Oo three skin suits so many selections." The slime didn't get to choose as three backpacks were launched into his face. 'Fuck him up' was the general consensus between the teens. Rock swung his guitar, Gou started pitching chunks of concrete at his eyes and Izuku grabbed a discarded pipe to fight it. It was a great effort but the trio was unable to fight off the assailant and were quickly surrounded in thick rancid sludge,"FUCK AWAY FROM MY BOYS!""I AM HERE!!",until the sentient slime was hit by a rolling dumpster and All Might bursted from the sewer behind him.

"Oh shit, it's All Might," Naka said, the words falling from his lips in disbelief. "ALL MIGHT?!" The yell of excitement was followed by a green haired fanboy bursting from the dumpster that saved him. He got front row seats for one of All Might's signature "DETROIT SMASH", that caused him to promptly faint at seeing it so close, causing him to fall back into the dumpster. "For fuck's sake Izzy."

All Might proceeded to collect the villain in some discarded bottles and Rock's guitar, Izuku's journal, one of Naka's big wrenches and Gou's face (he didn't want it to get stolen) while waiting for the broccoli boy to wake up. "Are you alright young man?" The number one hero asked the awakening boy who quickly responded, "ALL MIGHT!! You have to sign my journal! You all ready did!?!" Izuku continued to geek out about meeting the Symbol of Peace, much to his friends' amusement, that when was preparing to leap away, no one expected Izuku to latch on to him. "Ok Air Izzy just left. Fuck." Naka deadpanned, "Let's go find our broccoli boy." He then summoned three skateboards and took off.

When the group finally caught up with the fanboy, he was fighting the slime villain again, trying to save his lifelong bully from it. After some struggling the three made it to the front but were held back before they could do something reckless. Amidst the chaos Naka saw that the sludge preparing a sneak attack, so he yelled, "IZ, 8 O'CLOCK!!!" Hearing Naka's warning, he reacted appropriately. He ducked and snatched the pipe wrench Naka tossed him, then almost instinctively, swung it into the villain's face. He used the seconds of clarity to yank Bakugo out and book it away from the slimy assailant. Using the surprise of Izuku getting out, All Might buffed up and bolted in taking care of the villain. In plain view, where Rock saw the entire thing including the emaciated form of him. Well questions for another time, they had to get Izzy away from everyone.

After a talk with All Might

"That was badass. Like seriously who does that?" Gou asked, a little starstruck. "I was just doing what anyone else would do." Izuku responded, his face reddening. "I call bullshit, Gou is incapable of caring for others," Naka cut in. Guitar screech "I know, how rude," Gou replied, acting overly offended. "Also we're just gonna ignore that Izzy is getting a quirk." Naka said being attention to the bizarre concept. "Yes, cuz I'm butthurt that I can't get mad," Gou answered, "Now let's go to tell MILFadoriya about this." "Oh no Mom is going to flood the house after we tell her what happened," said a pale Izuku "and I don't know if Kitty is going to kick my ass or not." "Well UA better be prepared for THE BURNOUTS!" The Burnouts cheered ignoring Izuku's pain.

As assumed the Midoriya home was flooded and Katsumi gave Izzy the most aggressive loving, kissing him with her fists and punching him with her mouth. The Burnouts found this hilarious until the punches and kisses got more intense, clothes started falling, and moans started. The awkward teens took that as a signal to leave.

When All Might showed up to Takoba Beach, he greeted by a group of four, not just the young man he talked to that chaotic day. All Might got extra concerned when the one with the guitar held up a sign welcoming All Might. "Young Midoriya, who are your friends?" Thee number one asked, looking tense. And with the most nonchalant expression, he answered, "Oh these guys overheard you when you stopped me the other day and Rock saw you buff up to go save me and Kacchan." The Symbol of Peace looked mortified so the broccoli head continued,"I probably would have told them anyways, I wouldn't worry about it they haven't disobeyed me since I met them in elementary school." "Yeah we're his henchman!" Gou exclaimed as Naka hid his face in his hoodie. Clearing his throat Naka clarified, "We're here to help Izzy in anyway possible. UA has always been our dream, we are not leaving him behind." Looking less tense but a little cautious, All Might started his speech on getting Izuku ready for the UA entrance exam and after telling him he was going to clean the entire beach for training. "BWAHAHA," the self proclaimed henchmen busted out laughing, "Better start now Iz, it's gonna be awhile." Naka told the stunned green bean. "ROCK MONTAGE TIME" Gou yelled ordering the mute to start playing music. He shrugged and started strumming away, breaking apart into copies, each with a different instrument. All Might although a bit confused accepted the weirdness as Rock played Legend by The Score.

Month 1

"You got this Izzy I believe in you," Naka said from his go kart as he dragged the broccoli from the rope they were using for tug-o-war.

Month 4

"RUN YOUNG MIDORIYA RUN," the Symbol of Peace yelled at his student as he was chased by his friends that were throwing old bottles at him.

Month 5

"Pain is weakness leaving the body" yelled Gou, trying to motivate Izuku to keep going. "I think my nose is bleeding." "No it isn't," Gou lied as he watched the crimson liquid drip from his nose. "Don't listen to him, take a breath," Naka told the mossheaded boy, tossing him a rag. He looked at the three fridges filled with he was dragging. "Making good progress Izzy, just need to go five more feet," said Gou before getting socked in the liver. "Quit lying to him," Naka chastised then he looked back at the tired Izuku, "Now get up, only 20 yards left."

Month 7

"194,195,196,nope, do it again that didn't count, 197,198,do it again,199, and 200." Naka finished counting as the broccoli boy pushed himself out from underneath the muscle car he was bench pressing.

Month 9

Hearing moans and grunts from their friend's room, the two teens wondered something. "Do you think this counts as his daily cardio or do we need to remind him?" Gou asked as he watched the door. Rock shrugged and left to go raid the refrigerator. "HARDER IZU!!" "This is going to piss off Kacchan real good." Gou said as he pocketed his phone after sending the audio recording to Bakugo. "AHH SHIT GIVE ME THAT DICKU!!" "We really should leave." Gou stated as he ate the sandwich Rock made him.

Month 10

"Fuck yeah! Good shit Iz!" Naka cheered as Izuku screamed out in victory from the top of the trash pile. "Done a week early, you fucking overachiever!" Gou laughed as Izuku tumbled onto him. Rock was throwing celebratory confetti and glitter everywhere. All Might walked up to the celebrating friends. His face was in disbelief as he looked as the pristine beach. "I think this is some mentor/mentee type shit, let's go boys. We'll let you guys talk." Naka said grabbed the other Burnouts by the ears to drag them away. "See ya at the Entrance Exam, Izzy." Goodbye screech "Let's go, Ma and Pa need help at the auto shop and I haven't been the most helpful for a while. Give me a call anytime you need a ride."

Gou and Izzy's Analysis

Nate Nakamura/ Nonstop: The Pursuit Hero

Quirk: Summon

Allows user to summon items as long they have been in contact with his bodily fluids i.e blood, sweat, tears. Effect is stronger with prolonged exposure. He uses it mostly for summoning his family's cars and tools. Has a foot fetish.

Naka's Note: last part is a fuckin lie.

Quick note: Bakugo gets a twin sister because I wanted a better reason for hating Izuku besides being quirkless so he's banging his sister.