You know, death isn't ALL that bad...

I mean, yeah. I'm dead, sure, but it could be worse!

I could be burning in some sort of hellish landscape or something... Instead... well, there's nothing.

Like, absolutely nothing at all, just a dark void with nothing in it. I don't know if I'm floating around here, nor if I have some sort of body or the like. I can't speak, I can't feel anything, taste or hear a single thing because… you know it, absolute black void.

At the start it was freaky as hell, now it's just plain boring. There is nothing to DO.

Besides talking and ranting to myself like some sort of crazy person.

PING

Whut?

GAME OVER.

Do you wish to start a new game?

[Yes/No]

You know... I was planning a whole freak-out about all of this. Like, deep inside I knew this situation was oddly familiar, but I didn't know it would be that cliché.

Dying and then having the possibility of reincarnating with some OP power sounds just like the start of some really bad fanfiction.

But I don't care. Fuck it.

Do you wish to start a new game?

[ Yes /No]

Welcome, Gamer.

Do you wish to create a new character, or will you use the previous one?

New, new, new. Now.

Please choose a new world.

[Naruto]

[Dragon Ball]

[Danmachi]

[One Piece]

[Pokemon]

[High School DxD]

Okay, so, Dragon Ball is out. I love the franchise, but I CANNOT deal with planet-busting creatures and the insane power creep that enemies get (looking at you, Freezer).

Naruto is also out 'cause I don't know shit. Like, never seen the anime past episode 10, and while I did get spoiled to hell and back, it's secondhand knowledge at best.

Same with One Piece, actually. Not touching that with a 10-meter stick.

Pokémon is quite interesting. I mean it's almost every child's dream, but I don't know how that will mix with a Gamer System. If I ever get the ability to world jump. That one is easily the top 1.

Danmachi is... problematic. On one side, an actual dungeon where I could essentially gain exp forever and a lot of beautiful girls everywhere. Cons are, you literally cannot LIE to the gods there, and if they ask the right questions I would get exposed. Besides going solo without a Falna to the Dungeon will just raise even more problems.

So that just leaves us with DxD. Let's be real here, it WAS going to be my choice either way: lots of magic, interesting characters, and (my personal favorite) lots of tits... An absurd amount of tits.

I actually liked the plot as well. If it wasn't for the dumbass protagonist, the anime would have been one of my favorites.

Tits world it is!

Please choose a new world.

[Naruto]

[Dragon Ball]

[Danmachi]

[One Piece]

[Pokemon]

[High School DxD]

World selected.

Please choose your starting Race:

[Human]

[Devil]

[Angel]

[Fallen]

[?]

Huh? Wait, why are three of those crossed out? What is the purpose of showing me the races if I can't choose them?!

The starting races and/or abilities available are determined by your progress in the previous life. The more achievements accomplished, the better the starting rewards when starting a new game.

Yeah... That makes sense. I don't see how finishing high school and failing at two university careers can give me good rewards... well, I did get a baker's diploma… does that count for something?

...

Please choose your starting Race.

[Human]

[Devil]

[Angel]

[Fallen]

[?]

[Hybrid]

Alright, beggars can't be choosers, I'll take it. Now, can I get a description of the available races, please?

[Human]

The basic race, they inhabit almost everywhere and anywhere in the multiverse, even if not the strongest, agile, or smartest among all the races, their adaptability and potential are amazing. Since the starting world is High School DxD, you have a chance of being born with a Sacred Gear.

If chosen, you will get most of your stats starting at [F, and your background will be chosen by the System.

This race doesn't come with any inborn advantages or weaknesses.

Wait. Go back for a bit; stats are displayed in letters? Can you elaborate on that?

Stats of every being are divided by letters. The order of these is as follows:

[F]-[E]-[D]-[C]-[B]-[A]-[S]-[EX]

These stats are also categorized in subdivisions of - and

An example would be, that a being with every stat on [F-] would usually be a newborn, and a [S] being would be considered on par with the strongest of beings.

The EX-Stat is reserved for beings that escape the usual power level, a being that can exert its will over the universe itself. For example, Zeno-Sama from Dragon Ball Super.

It should be taken into account that different races would be unequal in strength even if they have the same stats. A human with a Magic stat of [E-] would still be weaker than a Devil with a magic stat of [E-].

Alright, I get the gist of it now. It's much easier to keep up with than everything being displayed in numbers, I guess.

Now, the human race. Seems pretty solid if a bit weak at the start, and it comes with the benefit of being able to have sacred gear too, though that's more up to chance than anything else. Let's see the others for now. Oh, and show me the ones I can't choose from too. I want to see the details.

[Devil ]

Creatures born in the Underworld. These species are known for their sinful nature and powerful bloodline abilities.

This race comes with the chance of being born heir to one of the 72 pillars. For this, a 'Dice' will be rolled. Chances are 25/75.

If you don't succeed on the roll, you will be born either without your house's bloodline power or a newly reincarnated low-class devil. Stats will be chosen accordingly.

This race comes with racial Perks and Weaknesses.

Perks:

Magic is based on desire.

Night-vision.

Understanding of all languages.

Flight.

Enhanced senses and body.

Massive lifespan.

Weaknesses:

Great Holy weakness and Light weakness.

Elements related to the Biblical God cause discomfort and/or pain.

Extremely low fertility.

Hmm... It doesn't appear all that bad, but if you think about it, there is no real benefit to being a devil, for almost all of the perks there is surely a spell, except maybe Magic based on desire. Even still, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have to use calculations to cast magic, so no real advantages.

If this came with the option of being close to the main cast, it would be a lot better.

[Angel]

Holy beings created by the Biblical God himself. Their strength is measured based on the number of wings on their back, going from 2 to 12. They possess a great holy and light affinity.

Because these beings are created of holy and pure elements, if they were to sin, they would no longer be pure and become Fallen.

This race has racial Perks and Weaknesses.

Perks:

Great Holy and light affinities.

Flight.

Understanding of all languages.

Enhanced senses and body.

Massive lifespan.

Weaknesses:

*Sin/Temptation.

If an angel were to indulge in temptations or Sins they would lose part of their holy power and become Fallen.

[Fallen]

The once holy and pure beings have fallen to their deepest desires, rejecting the teachings of their Father. They still retain their light affinities but have lost part of their holy power.

Even if they can still wield holy power, they are just as weak to it as Devils.

This race comes with racial Perks and Weaknesses.

Perks:

Medium Light and Holy affinities.

Flight.

Understanding of all languages.

Enhanced senses and body.

Massive lifespan.

Weaknesses:

Great Holy weakness.

Extremely low fertility.

Okay. So, still nothing impressive. I think that even if could, being an Angel sounds just plain boring, you have to live a virtuous life, if not, heaven and the almighty father shall punish you for your sins! Lots of yapping there.

Fallen would be the middle ground here really, but if I remember correctly, they're also the weakest among the three factions.

Not to mention, all of them come with the most dreaded disadvantage: Politics.

Yeah. Not interested.

What I AM interested in is the little '[?]' there, and I guess [Hybrid] means a combination of races.

[?]

This option will give you a race at random, even if you usually couldn't choose it before.

Beware that races in this pool could vary between things like [God] or [Insect].

While I love gambling just as much as the next person, (looking at you Gacha games) this one is just too risky. But, if I assume correctly...

[Hybrid]

This race is a crossbreed among your available races, perks and weaknesses will be assigned once the two races have been chosen.

Please select two available races.

[Human]

[?]

Yeah, now, see? This type of gambling I can get behind. Yeah, it could suck to get a shitty second race, but at least I would get a decent one in Human, so roll the dice, baby!

Race selected

[Human/? Hybrid]

Selecting second race...

PING

The second race has been successfully selected, you are now a [Human/Mermaid].

Perks and Weaknesses have been assigned.

Rolling for [Sacred Gear]

Roll failed, no Sacred Gear will be granted.

Well, that just sucks, huh. Still, The System is better than any Boosted Gear or Divine Dividing...

Ok, sue me, I wanted the cool dragon powers. Like, 'This being I have sealed in my arm. I must control it before the power controls me...'

Cringe as fuck. We're moving on.

Wait how am I half Mermaid? Am I a woman by default? Or maybe a Merman?

Not necessarily. While Mermaids are always women, the System will still allow you to choose your preferred gender, for example, you could be an Amazon Male, even if it's impossible in the biological sense.

Huh... neat. So, what are my powers exactly? Do I have like, a hypnosis-infused song or something? Or were those Sirens? I don't know if I want to believe Media or Mythology in this case.

Your Perks are as follows.

Perks:

Water magic affinity and manipulation (Major).

Sound magic affinity and manipulation (Minor).

Healing magic affinity and manipulation (Minor).

Water Breathing.

Drinking water gives you energy and recovers stamina.

Healing factor while underwater (Minor).

Beautiful singing voice (No hypnotic effect. Subclass [Siren] not unlocked).

Enhanced body and senses (Minor).

Good looks (Minor).

Longevity.

Huh... Well, that's a lot of perks. I would guess the Mermaid class is quite rare then? Not complaining.

But why are there a lot of perks on the 'Minor' scale, also, why has everything changed? Before it showed the affinities differently, right?

For your first question, most of the Perks are in the Minor category because you are only half a Mermaid, a half-bred if you will, this takes away some of the strongest perks, but it also reduces some of your weaknesses.

For your second question, the System is always updating itself. It will always try to show itself most conveniently for the user. If things change in the interface, it's to bring the most comfort and smooth experience to the User.

Thank you for explaining. Can I see my weaknesses now?

You're welcome.

Weaknesses:

*Dry Body Status (May vary).

Fire weakness (Mayor).

Shallow (You love gifts and offerings, and are more likely to listen to people who give you such)

*Dry Body Status

Even if only half, you're still a creature of the ocean. if you go around half a day without drinking water or your body is wrung dry of liquid you may experience adverse effects.

Dry Body I: you feel dehydrated, and MP and HP regeneration is halved. Stamina is reduced.

Dry Body II: You feel dehydrated, and MP and HP regeneration is halved. Stamina is severely reduced. Stats are reduced by two grades.

Dry Body III: You feel severely dehydrated. MP and HP regeneration deactivated. Stamina is severely reduced and regeneration is deactivated. Stats are reduced by four grades.

Later stages of Dry Body will result in permanent damage or death.

That's some damn serious backlash right there. Well, the Perks are pretty good, so I guess it's alright. Not like I can change it or anything.

Besides it's not exactly a crippling weakness, most of the damn planet is made of water. Maybe there will be problems in the underworld or maybe dungeons? If I have those that is.

If I get an inventory I could just fill that fucker with water bottles tho.

Please select a Gender:

[Male]

[Female]

[Other]

I choose Male, duh.

Would you like to roll a Gacha for extra abilities?

If you fail, the roll will grant [Curses] Instead.

Man, it's not a good day to be a gambler, huh? Fuck it, let's roll.

Rolling...

Ability Unlocked!

[Electrokinesis] Lv1 (0%)

The power to control and create electricity.

Very nice. Nothing OP right off the bat, but it has the potential to be!

A friend once told me 'If you want to win, then just win bro.' Roll another!

Rolling...

Ability Unlocked!

[Fertility Magic] Lv1 (0%)

The power to control all things fertile in the world.

You can accelerate reproduction and growth in simple beings. At higher levels, you will be capable of making even the most infertile of soils into a green wonder, controlling your fertility or that of other people.

There you have it people. If you want to win, just do it!

Should I roll more? Hmm...

Okay, just one more!

Rolling...

Ability Unlocked!

[Starch Generation] Lv MAX

You can generate Starch at will.

Bruh. If I had an expression, it would be the shocked Pikachu face right now.

Maybe I'll find some use for that, enough rolling.

Would you like to change your aspect in any way?

A window with an average-looking male body appeared. I didn't spend much time with it. I turned my hair black but retained its shoulder-length at the back.. I put on my previous hazel eyes too.

I was mostly fine with everything else. Okay, maybe not all. I did make my body leaner than the one I had.

This was almost a hentai world. Surely, an extra inch or two won't hurt, right?

Changes made successfully.

Enjoy your Game.

Good Luck and Have Fun.

Finally, it's time to bend canon over and fuck it in the ass!