[Scene: Neffy's mansion. Neffy is sitting on an arcane Mayan throne as he watches what looks like a star map on the ceiling of the huge dark chamber.]

[Beryl and Jadeite appear]

Neffy: [never taking his eyes off the star map] What now?

Beryl: Mother would like for you to create more trackers this very instant!

Neffy: No need. I've already mapped out every millimeter of the earth that the sun and stars can penetrate. As long as these children are not cloaked, they should appear as two large purple dots the moment they reappear on Earth.

Beryl: And if they are cloaked?

Neffy: Then they will appear as two large black spots that bear greater scrutiny, which I am currently vigilant against and will investigate further. In any event, they can't make a move against Metalia without entering parameter of the arena. Maybe if you tried doing some real work, instead of always barking out orders and tattling to Metalia, you might understand these things a little better.

Beryl: How dare you speak to me in that way!

Neffy: Screech all you want. Because when I catch these Wonder Twins, and dump them at Metalia's feet, I will finally be First Among Kings. And you'll find I'm not as easygoing of an alpha as Kunzite was.

Beryl: Why you portentous popinjay-

Neffy: [turning to Jeddy] I wouldn't touch that, if I were you.

[Jeddy pulls his hand back from what looks like a planetary model with a large black crystal orb for a sun, surrounded by five spheres of varying colors and sizes, and an outer ring of more than a dozen small brightly colored marbles]

Jeddy: What is it?

Neffy: Those are our trackers... I took the added precaution of monitoring the health and wellbeing of those of us within Metalia's inner circle... If these two little punks manage to bypass my surveillance and attack any of us directly, I will know about it immediately and run to the rescue, cementing my place as the rightful leader of the Dark Kingdom.

Beryl: Oh? And as future sovereign of the Dark Kingdom, what do you propose Jadeite and I do in the meantime?

Neffy: I would suggest you stay here and assist me, but seeing as how neither of you have the skills nor the temperament for this sort of work, I can't see how you could be anything more than a hindrance.

Beryl: [livid] We'll see about that! I'll go investigate the attack on the Death Phantom in Seattle! Any one of those witnesses might have spotted a clue that would lead us right to them, and then we'll see which of us leads the pack after that!

Jeddy: Can I come, too?

Beryl: No!

[She teleports away]

Neffy: [shakes his head sadly] I honestly don't know what you see in her.

Jeddy: [glances at the starmap] Anything happening up there.

Neffy: Nope.

[Jeddy looks at the model and notices that the colors are rapidly draining from the marbles in the outer rim.]

Jeddy: Um... Neffy? Should it be doing that?

Neffy: Doing what? [glances over at the model, then does a double-take and the color drains from his face as well]

Jeddy: What going on?

Neffy: [sweating bullets] We've lost the DD Girls, and the Great Youma.

Jeddy: What do you mean, we've LOST them?

Neffy: You're going to have to crack open a dictionary, because that the moment I don't have enough information to answer that question any plainer.

[He frantically waves his hand and the star map changes. A huge purple dot appear on the map, surrounded by a huge cluster of thousands of bright stars.

Jeddy: Is that the two Half Sues?

Neffy: Yes... But right now they've merged into Full Sue mode.

Jeddy: [narrows his eyes] I thought you said you were watching every inch of the earth?

Neffy: I was. They're not on Earth.

Jeddy: Then where-

[They both stop talking as the stars turn purple in a near instantaneous wave of color.]

Jeddy: What's happening?

Neffy: [pie-eyed] Something bad. Something very, very, very bad.