[Scene: Neffy's mansion during a divination with the Celestial Seeress Astraea.]

Neffy: Astraea, Show us all the arcane statistics you know about these Heltry Twins.

Astraea: Here is what I am able to determine.

[The display switches to what looks like a computer monitor. At the tops are the images of Dev and El. First with their pastel tinted hair waist length hair in jeans and t-shirts, then to an image of them with waist-length honey blond hair and wrapped in bathtowel, then morphing to the image of the two of them in their current Hentai High incarnations.]

[Below the images is a printout of stats in Dark Kingdom hieroglyphics.]

NAME: ~~~~~~~(?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(WREN)?

ALIAS: ~~~~~~~ANN, ELEANOR HELTRY, El~~~~~AIL, DEVON HELTRY, DEV

POWER LEVEL: ~~.51769 DIOS~~~~~~~~~~~~~.51769 DIOS

ELEMENT: ~~~~~~PHYSICS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MUSIC

SPECIES: ~~~~~~~PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN RACE OF DARK ENERGY BEING

POWER SOURCE: ~~DARK ENERGY, SORCERY

RELATIONSHIP: ~~~BIOLOGICAL SIBLINGS

[Neffy studies the aliases]

Neffy: Cute. On the moon they were playing at being AliAnns, now they are playing at being DevEls.

Beryl: But they are neither, I assume. What form of being are they most similar to?

Astraea: They are beings comprised of dark energy, and that regard they are extremely similar to the Shitennou in both composition and ability.

Beryl: Except they are not Shitennou?

Astraea: They do not contain soulstones.

Neffy: They don't have souls?

Astraea: They do have souls. They don't have soulstones.

Jeddy: But that's impo- So how did whoever made them keep their souls intact when they were made into energy without using soulstones?

Astraea: It would appear Dark Energy is their native form.

Neffy: Oh, that's just creepy.

Beryl: So the boy's true name is Wren?

Astraea: Unknowable. The girl has called him that more than once, much to his seeming consternation. But a Wren is a species of songbird, unique to this planet, so it is likely this is a nickname.

Jeddy: And we know it is Wren, with a W, and not Ren, short for Renfield?

Astraea: No we do not.

Kunzite: [under his breath] Wren...Wren...Why do I have a vague feeling I have heard that name before? [he studies the images]...Seeress Astraea. Could you stop and focus in the images of them as blonds.

Astraea: Of course, Kunzite Son of Chaos.

[The display zooms in on the two images of them wrapped in towels with long wet honey-blond hair down to their waists.]

[Kunzite stares at it in stony silence]

Beryl: [places a hand on his shoulder] What is it, Kunzite? Do you see a clue to their true natures?

[Kunzite doesn't answer.]

Beryl: Kunzite? [She turns to look at him and sees he is just standing there with a goofy grin on his face.]

Beryl: ACCK! [gasps in outrage, then summons her spectre and uses it to smack him] YOU PERVERT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPILY MARRIED MAN!

Kunzite: I AM...but you must admit they look rather appealing as blonds...especially the girl...when she smiles...

[Beryl gives him some side eye]

Neffy: [laughing] Appears we gave Kunzite too much credit for his motives for wanting to spare this pair. You'd better hope Wifey-Boy never find out about this.

Kunzite: I'll have you know my devotion and loyalty to Zoisite is absolute.

Jeddy: Frankly, I don't see it. They just look weird to me. Like their eyes are all messed up or something.

[He goes back to reading their stats and his brow furrows]

Jeddy: Wait a minute. Their power level is only a .51769?

Astraea: Correct, Jadeite son of Chaos.

Jeddy: But the Death Phantom couldn't take these two down?

Astraea: That has been proven.

Jeddy: That doesn't make any sense. My power level is about a .53, so Kunzite and Beryl must be a .7, at least, and I'm fair sure The Death Phantom could have mopped the floor with the both of them.

Astraea: Kunzite's current power level is .57868. Which is only slightly eclipsed by Beryl's current power level at .57977, while Nephrite's is at .55765

[Jeddy stares in disbelief]

Jeddy: So you are saying the rest of them are only a little more powerful than I am?

Neffy: No. the rest of us are considerably more powerful than you are.

Astraea: Correct. Power levels rise on a logarithmic scale. The Death Phantom was about a 1 in his heyday, more or less. Metalia is about a 1.3. Which makes her probably the most powerful being in the known universe, by far

[Jeddy blinks without comprehension]

Kunzite: earthquakes. A 7.0 earthquake is significantly more powerful than a 6.5, and far more deadly than two 3.5 combined.

[Jeddy shakes his head as if to clear it]

Beryl: Think of raising your power in terms of climbing a mountain that gets a hundred times more steep at the top than at the bottom...That is why we are able to gain power so quickly in the beginning before we master our abilities, but tail off as we reach our potential.

Jeddy: Oh...ok...that almost makes sense...but it just proves my point! How did a pair who are vastly weaker than we are manage to take out a minor god like the Death Phantom?

Astraea: At the time, the Death Phantom's power was insufficient to overcome their defensive magic.

Beryl: [Comprehension dawns] The power of the Silver Crystal...

Astraea: Is an anathema to them. It did not factor into their defenses at all.