[Scene: Neffy's mansion during a divination with the Celestial Seeress Astraea.]

Kunzite: [studies the twins with a grim expression] This is all pure speculation...Can we prove anything definitive?...What are the source and limits of their timebending magic? Why do they want to kill Mother? And what makes them certain they won't survive?

Astraea: I do not have your answers, Kunzite son of Chaos.

Jeddy: The radiation of the Silver Crystal-

Kunzite: Was used to kill the Death Phantom, and yet they are still alive.

Jeddy: So maybe they know it's safe now?

Kunzite: Why veer from their goal of killing Metalia to bring the fight to the Death Phantom if they were certain the weapon would kill them?

Beryl: Because the Death Phantom was trying to kill a room full of people-

Kunzite: -people they seemed utterly indifferent about-

Beryl: -and they were raised by a White Lighter to protect the innocent.

Kunzite: Perhaps.

Beryl: Not perhaps! I know they are supposed to be made of Dark Magic but have we actually seen them commit anything that remotely resembles an evil act?

Jeddy: They destroyed Mamoru Chiba's car.

Kunzite: That wasn't evil. That was glorious.

Astraea: They are scofflaws. Everything they own is stolen. They seen to have little regard for anyone but each other, and have demonstrated blatant disregard for the laws of nature, magic, and society.

Kunzite: They are not human. They should not be judged by the standards of humanity.

Neffy: They told the Death Phantom they wouldn't be able to defeat Metalia if we figure out who or what they are. Astraea, do you have any insight on what they might have meant by that?

Astraea: I have shown you everything of possible significance within this time and place.

Kunzite: What about before that? You glossed over a brief stop they made in the year 1991 to alter their appearances.

Astraea: I glossed over it because I was instructed to find any mention of their mission and they did not speak, not even to each other.

Kunzite: I would like to see this visitation in its entirety. If we study their transition, it might provide a clue to their true natures.

Jeddy: Plus, we might get to watch the girl take a bubble bath!

[Kunzite tries not to smile and Beryl rolls her eyes as the room darkens]

[On the ceiling, the scene shows a clip of a family of four at a dinner table. The mother and daughter have hair teased up with hairspray and the men are wearing flannel. They are passing around a bucket of fried chicken and scooping potatoes and coleslaw onto their plates.]

[Suddenly violet portal appears near the front door, and Dev and El step out. They have florescent pink and blue hair down past their waists and are wearing jeans and t-shirts.]

[The family stares at them in shock, but the twins smile at the family as they pass through the room. El's eyes glow white and she points to the front door with her thumb. The family takes off running while she waves byebye.]

[As the twins pass the table they each grab a drumstick from the bucket without missing a beat, dunking it in mashed potatoes, which drips gravy on the carpet as they eat as they walk. They wipe their hands on their clothes and throw the bones on the floor as they open the door into the master bedroom.]

[El opened the closet door and starts analyzing the wardrobe as Dev sifts through the CD collection. El gives him a stern look as she lays out matching outfits, but he just smiles and holds up a CD with a baby in a swimming pool on the cover. El smiles as he loads it into a boombox and then goes into a lyrical ballet dance as the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" blasts.]

[Dev stands and watches her pirouette with her long pink hair and stained clothes before he comes over to join her and together they launch into a number worthy of Dancing With the Stars.]

Neffy: My God. These two are NUTS.

Kunzite: Agreed. But you have to admit they are somewhat entertaining.

[They dance for a while, then El breaks apart from him to dance solo, pulling off her t-shirt and whipping it over her head as she continues to dance around her bra.]

Jeddy: YES! JACKPOT!

[Dev smiles and follows suit, pulling off his own t-shirt.]

Jeddy: OH, NO, BUDDY! KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON! NOBODY WANT TO SEE THAT!

Kunzite: [grinning] I do.

[Beryl shakes her head in exasperation]

Jeddy: Oh, man, having her brother there stripping down to his unmentionables is just ruining this for me. Neffy? Is there any way to zoom in or crop this so that guy is out of the frame?

Neffy: [deadpan] If I could, don't you think I would have done that by now?

[Jeddy chuckles while Kunzite stands there grinning.]

Beryl: Dogs. You're all dogs. Thousand of years old and getting your kicks watching some little girl dance around in her training bra.

[El shimmies out of her jeans, revealing a thong.]

Neffy: Nice.

Jeddy: Hey wait. What am I thinking? I'm the master of illusion. [A sims styles blur-bar appears completely obscuring Dev from view.]

Beryl: [baring her fangs] YOU TAKE THAT DOWN THIS INSTANT!

Jeddy: [dismisses the blur-bar] Hohoho. The truth is out. You're just as bad as the rest of us, Beryl!

Beryl: At least he's quite strapping and well developed. Unlike his sister, who actually looks like a high school freshman.

Jeddy: I don't know which fourteen year olds you've been hanging around with, but I want that to be our next high school!

Neffy: You raise an interesting point. We don't know they are teenagers. They could be older than us for all we know. [Turns to Astraea] Can you analyze their cell structure to give us their true ages.

Astraea: I can read their isotopes which will give me their ages precisely. They are- [Astraea looks startled] - eleven.

Jeddy: [uneasy] Eleven what?

Astraea: Eleven years old.

[Everyone sobers]

Kunzite: So whatever else they might be...these "children" are quite literally...children.

Beryl: This actually explains a lot...

Neffy: Put the blur-bar back up.

[Jeddy obscures both twins from neck to knee and the others nod in somber approval.]