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Disclaimer: I do not own Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss. I only own the OC Fenrir Morningstar.
At the hotel, Charlie was pacing back and forth in panic mode, while Keekee was walking alongside her until Fenrir's tail distracted the demon cat. He batted at the Hellhound's tail, getting the Prince of Hell's attention before he smiled and moved his tail side to side for KeeKee to catch playfully.
"Okay. So, the Extermination is coming in six months instead of a year! No big deal, just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle, but who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?" Charlie asked as she panicked. "And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!" She asked.
"Charlie!" Fenrir grabbed his sister's shoulders. "We will handle it, okay? We just need to find another way."
"Oh, please, ya had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now…" Angel paused as his phone vibrates with violent threatening messages with "fucking bitch" on it, among other insults and threats. "Ain't no silver lining this time, toots." He told her.
"Sure there is! We just… have to look a little harder for it!" Charlie assured him.
"Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a Hell's goin' nuts." Angel held out his phone, showing blogs and posts of everyone freaking out. "People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District." He pointed out while scrolling down an article with a demon screaming in front of a fire.
Suddenly Charlie notices a pink message appear as she gets a closer look to read it. "Err, what is a… "donkey show"?" She asked him.
Fenrir snapped his gaze to Angel, narrowing his eyes warningly, as Angel panicked and pulled his phone away. "Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit." He told them.
That made Vaggie to think that these desperate times might be a great opportunity to recruit more sinners to be redeemed. "Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the Extermination?"
Charlie gasped before smiling brightly "This is the perfect time to recruit more Sinners for the hotel!"
"I'd wait until things out there calm down a little." Fenrir suggested. "Nobody's going to be in a reasonable mood when they're shitting themselves."
Suddenly, part of the hotel's wall was blown up by a green explosion, creating a big hole close to Husk's bar!
"What the fuck?!" Fenrir growled, drawing his blades.
When they all checked outside, they saw a mechanical steampunk blimp carrying lots of guns and weapons floating in the sky near the hotel.
Seeing it was Sir Pentious' war machine-blimp, Fenrir narrows his eyes in annoyance "Oh, great. It's that guy again."
"Show yourself, Alastor!" Pentious called out dramatically "Come and face-" but as he saw that Alastor wasn't at the wall he'd just blown up, but spotting him a level higher while drinking some tea at his balcony "Oh, there you are…"
Alastor, after taking a sip from his teacup, glanced at the blimp unimpressed.
"Face my wrath!" the cobra-demon shouted.
"Who are you?" Alastor asked with a raised eyebrow while still showing his usual grin.
"Who am I? Who am I?" Pentious asked, first feeling insulted before he evilly smirked "I am the great Sir Pentious! Inventor, architect of destruction, villain extraordinaire!"
Alastor materialized into a cloud before reappearing next to Charlie, Angel, Vaggie, and Fenrir
One of Pentious' Egg boiz nodded "Woo! You tell 'em, boss."
Niffty, after climbing on Fenrir's head, gasped with fascination at Pentious' blimb, making her grin maniacally as she always has a thing for evil people "Ooh, he's a bad boy."
While Fenrir puts Niffty down, Alastor simply chuckles as he shrugs "Huh, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you."
"I attacked you literally last week." Pentious reminded him.
Alastor cocks his head, looking as if he didn't remember or simply didn't care.
"We've done battle, like… 20 times." Pentious added.
"Well, you must have been really bad at this." Alastor said.
"SILENCE!" Pentious yelled, feeling insulted "Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge ME as their equal!"
Niffty smiled bright, liking Pentious' evil bidding "Ooooh!" but then got confused and asked "Wait, who are the Vees?"
"Oh, nobody important." Alastor told her.
Meanwhile at the Vee's Headquarters, a large crowd was in front of a store as they watched an advertisement on the TVs facing the window showing off a spy drone. "New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes. Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. Voxtek! Trust us with your money!" The ad played as the crowd immediately entered the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes.
Elsewhere, people were watching their computer laptops and phones, revealing their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis. "This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!" The ad finished, while the words "trust me" echoed in everyone's minds.
Electricity flowed to Vox as he stood up from his chair, laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism. He unhooked himself as he laughed. "Muhahaha! Now that's good television!" He cheered, till his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette trying to call him with a clown ringtone. He uses his electric abilities to have her on one of his screens "Hell there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?" He asked her.
"Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!" She exclaimed as Vox gets his coffee and drank you.
"Whatever could be the problem, my dear?" He asked her.
"Your little boy toy is wrecking my department, while I'm trying to pull together a show and-" She paused as workers were running and screaming as objects were being tossed.
"THAT FUCKING BITCH!" Valentino yelled off screen.
"Just get your ass here, NOW! Damn it, Valentino!" Velvette yelled before the call ended.
Vox's smile faded when he saw it, he stood up and sighed while fixing his bowtie. "Oh god. Here I go, Valentino. Just another fucking day with Val. Hey-hey-hey. Fuck my life." He muttered as he walked to a platform and it raised him to ground level. Upon reaching it, he stepped out of a giant cutout of him saying "trust me" in a word bubble as he was bombarded by reporters.
"Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?" One reporter asked as the others wondered the same thing.
Vox 'ensured' everyone as he stated, "My dear people, we at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus to your protection." He made a TV appear and showed the newly security device being 'currently developed' in order to 'protect' his costumers from Exorcists-angels "We are pleased to announce… VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us with YOUR safety." When he said those last words with a dark grin, his left eye hypnotizes the crowd the same way as he does to the consumers.
One of Vox's managers then appeared, asking his boss nervously while he holds some files. "Uh… sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?"
"30 seconds ago." Vox said to his worker in an annoyed tone before he instructed him while walking away from the hypnotized paparazzi. "Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs." He then quickly morphs his body into electricity and generates into the security camera on the wall, like quickly going to where he's needed.
Meanwhile, up at the highest floor of Vees' headquarters where the big Vees Penthouse was, where also Velvette's studio is, the staff in there were cleaning up everything after Valentino had wrecked the place.
The Fashion Overlord walked up to four designers holding up dresses to show her.
Velvette looked at each one of them, and wasn't impressed with the dresses she was presented with. "Ugh! No. Unacceptable. You're fired." She said to the first three designers before glaring at the fourth. "What is this? Wrist ruffles?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it!"
As she sends the four designers away, Velvette was rubbing her eyes, trying to keep herself from exploding with anger as she feels none of her fashion employees know how to make true fashion, but her stress and anger was mostly caused by Valentino's recent emotional outburst.
That was when Vox appeared and quickly morphed back when appearing in a small bolt of electricity. "Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?" He asked her.
Velvette annoyingly turned to Vox. "Up in his tower, waiting for a 'flat-faced' prince to calm him down!"
Vox let out a sigh, internally trying to keep himself calm from having to deal with another of Valentino's bullshit outbursts. "And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?" He asked her.
"Who knows? But he tore up my best model!" Velvette took an arm and used it to point at him. "And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together!" She tossed the limb away. "Melissa! Get over here!" She yelled as Melissa nervously ran onto the platform, while Velvette used her Overlord powers to change her outfit by swiping her hand like it were a giant phone. "No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww." Upon reaching the final outfit, she gasped in delight. "Yes! That's the one." She said happily.
"Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here." Vox surmised.
"Of course, I do! Fuck you!" She flipped him off. "Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!" She told him as Vox went upstairs and was greeted by two female moth demons who open the door for him.
As he walks in, he finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices him, he sits up with fury in his eyes. "Fucking FINALLY!" He throws a drink. "Kitty! Another drink!" He ordered as a Robo Fizz next to him nodded and quickly got him a new drink. "Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!" He exclaimed as he tossed the new drink at Val, who casually side stepped as the glass hit the door.
"Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?" Vox asked him.
"Fucking Angel Dust!" Val exclaimed as he approached him. "Who the hell else would I be talking about?!" He asked as he walked past him. "That fucking SLUT walked out on me! ME!" He turns towards Vox with anger. "I fucking made him! Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes." He pointed out.
"Oh! Angel quit?" Vox asked in a surprised tone.
"NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse!" Valentino exclaims as he takes Vox's phone, "He MOVED!" As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half.
"He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?!" Valentino questions as he walks to a nearby closet, "He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer and Lilith's bimbo daughter! And their mutt son!" he complains.
Vox stops in his tracks as he looks to Val with a questioning look, "Angel is... living with the King and Queen's kids?" he asked.
"YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno- Something mannish like that, she's got this hotel and—" As Valentino speaks, he opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol.
"Which of these makes me look sexier?" He asked in a more relaxed tone as he turned away from the closet.
Vox knew what Valentino had in mind and knew this wouldn't turn out good for their organization's image, especially if the Prince of Hell has his way. Everyone knew that, despite being adopted and not related by blood, Fenrir Morningstar was very protective of his sister and wouldn't tolerate any attacks or insults towards her.
Vox chuckles before narrowing his eyes at him "What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there." He says while his left eye changes to show his simmering anger.
But Val was too busy loading his guns to even notice. "That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole. I swear to god!" He exclaimed, only to feel Vox grab him and turn him around.
He shoved his face into Val's as he was literally furious. "VAL!" He yelled distorted, but calmed down immediately. "Hehe. Think about it." He walked with him towards the window as he took away one of his guns and put it in his pocket. "Our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will do for our image?" He asked him.
"Um…..fuck it up?" Val answered with a question.
"Right!" Vox played winning dings from his screen. "Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?" He asked him.
"No!" Val exclaimed.
"Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! Sooo…you should…" He waited for his answer.
"Do nothing?" Val answered.
Casino winning sounds played from Vox. "Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the big bucks." He said while pinching his cheek.
But Val was not feeling pleased as he got a cigarette. "Ugh, but I really wanted to shoot someone!" He complained as Vox lit his cigarette with his electric powers.
"Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month." Vox told him as he walked to the TV's.
"Ohh, you know me too well." Val chuckled as he blew smoke. "Ya know…. Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel with the Devil's kids."
"Oh, who else is there? Someone who owes you money?" Vox asked, not entirely interested.
Valentino chuckles, "Someone who owes us much more than money... The Radio Demon is there." Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appearing on the left side of his lower lip.
A small ominous chuckle came from him as he turned towards Val with two red lines appearing on the left side of his mouth. "What did you just say?" He asked him.
"You heard me." Val replied.
"Alastor… came back…" Vox started walking towards him. "And he is with Lucifer's daughter and son…" He glitched a bit as he rushed up and grabbed him. "And that wasn't the FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!" He asked furiously.
Val freed himself from his grip as he backed up. "Hey! Killing Alastor is your kink." He told him as he walked towards the desk, turning on one of the televisions as Vox teleported to see the center screen.
Back at the hotel, the Hazbin crew watched as Alastor was easily beating Sir Pentious by taking his war machine blimp apart while the snake-demon begged. "Ahhhh! Stop, please!"
Alastor just amusingly chuckles, enjoying humiliating Sir Pentious.
Charlie tried to tell Alastor that he could stop now. "Um, Alastor? I think he's had enough."
"Nah, give it a few more minutes, Charlie." Fenrir said with a small smirk. Pentious really needed to be put in his place, and if he did it... well, it won't be pretty. Then again, he's probably a better option compared to Alastor.
Sir Pentious then fell out his machine's broken window. "AAAHHHH!" And landed in front of Alastor.
"Thanks for another forgettable experience." Alastor said with his usual tone.
But Sir Pentious wasn't done just yet. "Thank… you…for letting your guard down!" He reached with his tail, tearing a piece of Alastor's suit. "Aha! Yah!" He cheered but heard elk sounds coming from Alastor as he looked up and his eyes widened in fear. "Oh, shit…" He muttered as an explosion sent him flying as he screamed and disappeared from sight.
"And he's gone." Fenrir commented, seeing Pentious land somewhere in the city.
Alastor turned around and said with his usual grin. "Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor." Before he began walking away. "Best of luck, chums."
But Vaggie tried to stop him. "Wait. You're leaving? Alastor, we need your help. We need you to do your job."
"We need a wall." Angel said plainly for Vaggie.
That made Alastor to stop and turn. "Of course. Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?" Before he snapped some black-and-white demons into form and left.
Angel was delighted as he pushed Vaggie away and chuckled with seduction as he walks up to them and talked with one. "Hahahaha. Hey, sweet cheeks. What you doing later? I love me a man with a giant… tool."
"Ugh." Fenrir facepalmed. "Note to self; keep Angel away from Blitz or else we'll never hear the end of those two fucking."
The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen, "See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family!" Valentino said as he looked at his partner, " Vox? VOX!" he exclaimed as he slammed his hand on the desk.
Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static.
Vox glitches as he was absolutely furious, "That FUCKER is back!"
Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him, "Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too." Valentino said.
"It's been seven years!" Vox said as Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care.
"You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?" Valentino asked.
"Uh, FUCK YOU." Vox exclaimed.
"Just saying." Valentino said as he walked around him.
"Things have changed a lot since he left town!" Vox said.
"That's for sure." Valentino smirked.
"I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!" Vox said as his face filled the screen as Valentino laughed in the background.
The next shot shows Vox grinning as he marches to his chair in a large room filled with screens.
Welcome home!
I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone!
He approached his seat as electricity coursed around him and he sat in his chair, cables hooking up to his screen-head.
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn.
Turn the TV ON!
He yelled as the director got everyone ready. "Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two…"
(Wel-come to the show!)
Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence.
Did anybody miss him
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program!
Everyone was listening to what he had to say on television.
So, the Radio Demon is back in town!
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well, handily, I've got good news!
He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile.
But the demon is a coward!
He sang with a chorus as the scene around him was literally a church.
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I'm visual, he's barely audible!
Stop giving him the time of day!
Don't listen to a word he'd say!
I hope he had a nice vacay!
But he should have stayed away!
Elsewhere, Alastor stepped out of the tailor shop after getting his coat fixed up. He noticed the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. He smiled and walked away with an idea as Vox continued.
While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video!
Now his medium is getting blood rare!
Vox dashed to a hall where Val and Vel stood.
Hell's been better since he split.
He pulled them close to him as they looked at him surprised.
Where's he been?
Who gives a shit?!
Meanwhile, Alastor prepared to broadcast to interfere with his stream.
Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Everyone heard his voice as they gathered around a radio next store to Vox's TV's, which immediately caught his attention.
Yes I know its been a while since someone with style
Treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners rejoice!
Vox rolled his eyes in annoyance from hearing his voice.
What a dated voice!
Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast.
That got under Vox's skin like a hot coal pressed against his foot. "COME ON!"
Is Vox insecure
Pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that
Is nothing working?
"IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!" Vox tried to interrupt him, but it was not working.
Every day he has a new format!
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE!
HE'S THE SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT!
Much to Alastor's amusement as he can sense Vox getting pissed.
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees!
"Oh, PLEASE!" Vox denied everything that Alastor was implying.
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team!
This made Vox panic upon hearing the revelation he revealed. "HOLD ON!" He exclaimed.
I said no
And now he's pissy!
That's the tea!
This made Vox seethe with anger from everything Alastor was saying.
You oold time PRICK! I'll show y-you suffering!
Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
"I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU-YOU LIT-T-LE–
Vox's screen face and voice overloaded and crashed, this caused a major overload that caused static through the building, Val and Vel's phone shorted out as her hair puffed up, and the entire city blacked out from the overload, with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel which was off their grid.
I'm afraid you've lost your signal.
Alastor grinned in satisfaction of all he managed to accomplish.
Let's begin
His demonic form started to form with every sentence he spoke.
I'm gonna make you wish
That I stayed gone!
Tune on in
His antlers started growing out as he started growing in size.
When I'm done
Your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun!
He makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still as popular and powerful as he was last time. "FUU-UU-UCK!" He complained.
After power had been restored in Pentagram City, Vox decided to call for an emergency meeting with Velvette and Valentino to discuss the matter about Alastor's return.
While a Robo Fizz passes out drinks for each of the Vees, Vox states with a serious look on his face, "We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess and prince Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's BRATS!" he slams at the table "and that smiling freak."
"Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?" Velvette asked him.
"Well, one thing is obvious, we can't attack them directly or we risk the wrath of Lucifer and Lilith being brought onto us." Vox said, unable to help the fearful shiver that went through him at the thought of an angry Lucifer and Lilith before him. The wrath of Hell's rulers was something he did not want aimed at him. Plus attacking the Royal Family is a death sentence for any demon in Hell, be it Sinner, Hellborn or Overlord.
"Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave." Val suggested with a grin on his face.
"Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?" Vox asked him.
"That lanky prick won't even return my calls." Val informed him of his efforts.
Vox got up and walked around them. "We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in." He suggested.
"Someone…pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?" Velvette surmised.
"I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?" Val asked them.
A small scoff came from Vox as he thought of someone they haven't thought about. "I think, I have… JUST the one." He turns around as the sharks in the shark tank swim up to his shoulders, his right-hypnotic eye gleaming with a sinister grin for a plan he has in store.
Back at the hotel, Alastor's black and white demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie, Vaggie and Fenrir return. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted while Fenrir leans against a wall.
"Soooo? How'd it go?" Angel asked as he sat on another couch.
"Not a single new recruit." Vaggie said.
"Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?" Angel asks as he checks his phone before an empty box is thrown on his head again, to which he throws it off and looks to Fenrir who was still leaning on the wall, "What the fuck, man?! Where did you even get that?!"
"Got what?" Fenrir asked with a smirk before he walked over to the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey to drink from.
That was when Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. Curious who it could be, she walks over to it and opens the door, only to find to her surprise the cobra-demon, Sir Pentious behind it, holding his hat while he smiled.
"Why, hello my dear-" Pentious friendly greeted but was cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face before bringing out her spear at him, making him fall on the ground and cower in fear as Vaggie points her spear to his neck "Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace."
Vaggie glared at him, demanding to know, "What are you doing here?"
That was when Charlie appears behind Vaggie, wanting to know who was at the dear. "Vaggie, what's the problem?" she gasps when seeing it was Sir Pentious and smiled "Oh! Hello again!"
As Vaggie puts away her spear, Sir Pentious slowly rose as he explained why he'd come back. "I didn't come looking for a fight. I, uhh… I heard that you're helping people… People who want to be better?" clearly, he was making some kind of excuse in order for Charlie to trust him.
Charlie gasps in excitement and smiles bright as she runs over to grab Pentious' hand. "You heard right!" She then led him to the door of the hotel. "Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-"
Angel appears from the door and cuts her off. "Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?" He asked her.
"Charlie, I'm all for supporting your idea of redemption. But there is an expression I've heard that goes "Never trust a snake by its color". So are you certain you want to bring him in here?" Fenrir asked her.
"Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery… slippery… special little man!" She pointed to Pentious.
Angel turned to Vaggie, asking her opinion as she's technically the hotel's security "Aren't you supposed to protect this place?"
But before Vaggie could say anything, Charlie gives her the puppy-dog eyes, begging Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel.
Vaggie sighs, not being able to resist Charlie's puppy-eye look "I guess… he's not much of a threat without the war machine," Sir Pentious smiled bright while his cobra head lifts up with anticipation "or even with the war machine." Vaggie finished, making Pentious dripping down his head with depression.
Charlie was so happy that she hugs Vaggie and twirls her around "Oh! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!" She then led Pentious into the hotel. "Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!"
"Oh, no darling. Thank you. you won't regret this."
Fenrir and Angel meanwhile followed after them. "Eh, I give him a week, tops." Angel commented.
"I give him a day." Fenrir huffed.
Fenrir kept his eyes on Pentious, smelling something was off. He'll have to keep his eye on the snake Sinner until he at least proves himself to be trustworthy. Charlie meanwhile was giving Pentious the grand tour. "So, this is the bar, and this is the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! This is the-"
Vaggie quickly grabbed her to calm her down, again. "Babe, you don't have to show him every detail." She told her.
"Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!" She cheered.
"Again, uh, what the hell am I then?" Angel asked her.
"Well, you're an important part of our family here Angel, but you uhm, uh…" Charlie paused trying to find the right words.
"Constantly make us look bad." Vaggie said for her. "Sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?" Vaggie listed
"What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once." Charlie said kindly, though honestly.
As Charlie walks back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust looks downtrodden, likely feeling sad about Vaggie's comments and Charlie's unintentional dismissal of him.
Niffty is seen playing with Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approach. Keekee hisses at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns to meet him.
"Over here we have our maid Niffty." Charlie introduced
Niffty Gasps at seeing Sir Pentious,"The bad boy is back!" Niffty then gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious. '"Never leave me again." she said before looking at Fenrir, "Don't worry, I won't forget about you~"
Fenrir backs away a little. There is something seriously wrong with Niffty.
"We're about 80% sure she's harmless." Charlie said as he continues the tour, "And over here we have-" she then nearly bumps into Alastor, "Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious…hehe.." she said with a nervous chuckle.
"Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!" Alastor said as his eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him apart. "I definitely remember you now." He said with a sinister tone.
"Hard to imagine you were pretending to forget him until now." Fenrir commented.
"Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson!" She cleared her throat. "How to apologize! The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?" She suggested.
And Pentious was nervous, given his history with Alastor, even if he chooses not to remember. "Yes..uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. Uhm.. here." He pulled out the small fabric he tore from Alastor's coat.
Alastor took it and inspected the damage. "Ah-ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you." He said, but despite being generous, he spontaneously combusts the fabric tear into green flames, leaving Pentious and Charlie stunned.
"Saw that coming." Fenrir commented as he walked off, heading to his room. As he did, his phone rang and he took it out to see Loona calling. Smiling, he answered. "Hey babe."
"Hey yourself." Loona said, the smile evident in her words. "What are you up to? How's your sister's project coming?"
Fenrir glanced back down the lobby to see Charlie having the others play a simple game that will help introduce themselves to Pentious. "Not too bad. Got a... new recruit. Sir Pentious."
"That snake fucker?" Loona rose a furry brow.
"Well, I don't think he actually fucks snakes... unless he meets a female snake demon." Fenrir joked, causing one of his two girlfriends to huff.
"Hilarious." She said dryly.
"So, what are you wearing?" Fenrir asked with a smirk.
"...Really?" Loona responded in a deadpanned tone.
"Hey, I'm still new to this relationship stuff." Fenrir defended himself. So, he wanted to hear what his sexy girlfriend was wearing, sue him!
"Yeah, same here!" Loona argued before she sighed. "Alright then... I'm laying on my bad in nothing but a bra and thong."
Fenrir blinked several times. "You wear a thong?"
"Shut up." Aww, she was embarrassed! "I got it from Velvette's Secret, okay? Here, here's a pic to jerk off too."
His phone dinged and he pulled it away to see a pic of Loona laying on her bed, a smirk on her face, dressed in a black bra and a black lacy thong that made Fenrir whistle before he sent a positive emoji to to the pic.
"Looking good, babe." He complimented.
"Thanks." Loona chuckled. "You know, when Verosika gets out, these calls are gonna be the weirdest three-way chats, you know that?"
"Knowing Verosika... yeah." Fenrir nodded. He glanced back down the lobby before he shrugged and went into his room. "Anyway, I'll be at work tomorrow, Loon. Always have to brighten your day up when you see my face."
"Dumbass." Loona said, but he heard the obvious amusement. "Alright, I'll see you tomorrow then. Goodnight, babe."
Fenrir smiled softly. "Goodnight Loona." They hung up and Fenrir plopped himself down onto the bed, soon falling asleep.
A couple of hours later, a commotion woke the Hellhound up and he growled before getting out of bed and out of his room, tracing the commotion to Charlie's office where he found Angel and Pentious fighting each other.
"What the fuck is going on here?" He demanded, getting their attention.
"This guy is a fucking spy for the Vees!" Angel said, pointing to where a camera was placed in the bookshelves, and Fenrir narrowed his eyes as he saw VoxTek on the side of it. With a snarl, he slammed into Pentious and slammed him to the floor, his claws an inch from the snake demon's throat.
"Move and I'll rip your throat out." Fenrir threatened.
Right then, Charlie and Vaggie, having both woken up after hearing the commotion downstairs, walked into the office with Charlie wearing her red pajamas and Vaggie a nightgown.
Charlie yawned as she asked with one sleepy eye open, "What's going on?" before she was surprised to see Fenrir holding Pentious down with his claws at his throat.
"Looks like we had a spy in our midst." Fenrir told his sister before growling at Pentious when he tried to move.
"Preposterous!" Pentious tried to deny it, clearly lying before looking to Charlie and Vaggie with a friendly smile "I would never betray you. You… are my best friends."
Fenrir rolled his eyes. "You are literally trying to lie in front of a Hellhound, asshole. I can smell lies."
"And what do you call this?" Angel added, revealing the camera in the bookshelf.
The cobra-demon realizes that his cover is blown and scurries away "AH! AH! Abort! Abort! S.O.S.!" He tried to open the window to escape but it was locked. "Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!" He called into the watch, clearly being a communicator that Vox gave him.
Vox picked up the call, with his face showing on the watch's screen, first confused but then smirked. "Pentious? Wait… you were caught?!" He then laughed his ass out "Bwahahahaha! It hasn't even been a day!"
Sir Pentious begged Vox, "Please! You've got to get me out of here!"
Vox shook his head in the screen, seeing what kind of a moron Pentious truly is. "I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple!" Having had enough of Sir Pentious' continuing failures and stupidity, Vox narrows his eyes at the cobra-demon, seeing he doesn't even deserve an inch of their respect. "Do us a favor, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You MISERABLE FAILURE!"
Vox's words hit deep in Sir Pentious, seeing that they never would ever accept him as their equal and that he's too stupid to even do a small simple task, only to fail again… and again. Tears began to form in Sir Pentious eyes. He turns to them, and said sadly, accepting his fate, "I… I… just make it quick I guess…" he lay on the floor, allowing them to end his existence "…not that I deserve it."
"Gladly." Vaggie said as she took her spear, ready to end Sir Pentious' afterlife.
"Wait!" Charlie stopped her and stepped between them as she looked at the groveling snake. "...Pentious?" She extended her hand towards him, much to his surprise.
It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door.
A sigh came out of Fenrir. "Here we go…" He muttered.
One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core.
The path to forgiveness, is a twisting trail of hearts!
But sorry is where it starts!
Pentious watched her as he got up with her help.
Who could forgive a dirtbag like me?
He asked as Vaggie and Angel walked up with their spear and dual tommy submachine guns.
Can't we kill him?
Shoot him and spill his blood?
They asked in unison as they were on the verge of killing him.
That's an option you could choose.
Charlie replied to them.
Works for us.
They said as they prepared to kill him where he stood, but Charlie stepped between them.
But who hasn't been in his shoes?
It starts with sorry.
Sorry.
Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry!
"I'm so sorry!
And your journey's underway!
It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins.
But sorry is where it begins. It starts with sorry.
They sang in unison as the song ended, Niffty of course stood in the hallway in her bedwear, which strangely looked like lingerie. She was literally disappointed in what she just listened to. "I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!" She asked as she kicked him against the eye on his tail. "Not a bad boy." She stormed off, leaving Pentious in pain.
Charlie let out a happy sigh. "Good first day! Let's get some rest!" She said as she walked off with Vaggie and the others.
As they left, Fenrir looked down to the wrist watch that Pentious left behind. He approached it and picked it up and examined it, with a tap of his thumb, he contacted Vox. Who at this point was still fuming with what happened earlier. "WHAT?!" He yelled only to see Fenrir staring at him in the face. "Ohhh shit."
"Trying to spy on my sister, Vox? That's low, even for you. And here I thought you and the other two would have better things to do than become involved in Royal Family business." Fenrir said, a low, dark growl in his tone.
Vox chuckled nervously. "W-Well, gotta keep an eye on the Radio Demon. I mean, he's more dangerous than you realize, your highness."
Fenrir rolled his eyes. "I'm well aware of how dangerous he is, Vox. So do not insult me because I am giving you only one warning; if you ever try this shit again or anything that involves my sister's project, if I so much as see you, your drones, or the other two near this hotel, I will pay all three of you a visit and you will experience a fate worse than death."
He crushed the watch in his hands before Vox could reply, and let the pieces hit the floor before walking out of the room.
From the shadows of the dark hallway, Alastor appeared with a malevolent smile. "This will be very entertaining indeed." He muttered before he vanished into the shadows again.
And that's it for this chapter, folks.