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Disclaimer: I do not own Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss. I only own the OC Fenrir Morningstar.
Fenrir was bored. Not just him, everyone else around I.M.P was bored. Sure, Fenrir had an amazingly hot girlfriend, two of them actually, but the last thing needed was for his relationship with Loona to be all about makeout sessions on her desk. They already had a ten minute makeout session when he arrived at the building. Business was slow and Fenrir was really, really considering actually hiring Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie to be part of the Hazbin Hotel's security for a couple of reasons;
A) It's more security to the hotel.
B) they'd be getting paid a lot - he wasn't cruel to hire and not pay -
C) it means he'd get to see Loona every day. Hmm, once Verosika gets out of rehab, which should be in a few days actually, he'll see about having her at the hotel for a bit.
So, bored, and with the idea in mind, Fenrir barged into Blitzo's office without even bothering to knock. He took a quick glance and his lips curled in a low, disgusted growl. There was quite a lot of horse memorabilia located in several places like on a bookshelf to some posters. Amongst said posters had one with the I.M.P team, minus Fenrir given that it was done sometime prior to his employment with the company. There was also another of Blitzo when he was apparently in the circus, showing him and someone else but it was a bit hard to make out.
"This better be good, dickless." Blitzo says from behind his desk, still using that insult instead of Fenrir's name. "I thought I didn't want anyone barging in today unless it's a new client or if my packages arrived. I'm presently engaged in some serious work for the company right now."
Whatever train of thought Fenrir had was put on hold as his eyes were more drawn to the desk's surface.
There was a framed photo of Blitzo wearing a robe, having it pulled down the shoulders with a flower held between his teeth. It was some odd attempt to look seductive with a badly written message saying "#1 Bitch" with "BOSS" in black and red lettering.
Beside it were a number of figurines, poorly made ones that were apparently made out of office supplies. In Blitzo's hands were odd representations of Moxxie and Millie. On a small plush cushion was one depicting Loona with a small paper crown on her head. And the one apparently being Fenrir was kept within a turned over glass cup with a little sign saying "Horny Jail" placed on top of it.
"Making… dolls is work?" The Hellhound remarks with a questioning look on his face.
"Uhhh… It's how I somewhat prepare for future assignments." was the Imp's excuse.
"Bullshit." Fenrir said bluntly, crossing his arms. He shook his head. "Look, I bothered myself with coming into this shithole of an office because I've got a proposal for you."
Blitzo raised a brow. "Does it involve you ending this farce of a relationship you have with my daughter and you won't be sniffing around her anymore?"
Fenrir deadpanned at him. "No."
"Then I don't want to hear it." Blitzo waved him off.
"For the love of..." Fenrir inhaled deeply and then exhaled, struggling to not give into the urge to kill Loona's father. Annoying as the shithead may be to her, he was still her adoptive father and she did care for him in her own way. "Will you just fucking listen? Look, I'm with your daughter, she's happy, get the fuck over it. Hurting her is the last thing on my mind when it's my first serious relationship."
That made Blitzo blink in surprise. "Wait, seriously? And here I thought you'd have a record of being with other whores and bitches."
Fenrir growled lowly. "Like you?"
"Hey!" Blitzo frowned at him.
The Prince of Hell shook his head. "I'm getting off topic here, look I came in to see if you, Moxxie and Millie wanted to be hired as part of the Hazbin Hotel's security. You'll be paid a lot of money for it since I am goddamn rich."
Blitzo blinked owlishly at him, looking stunned at the offer. Sure, it meant working at the Princess's hotel for redemption, but at the same time, a lot of money just to play security?
"Okay, first off-" Blitzo was stopped as his office phone rang which made him sigh in annoyance at being interrupted before he answered the call, accidentally pressing the speaker button while leaning back in his chair with his beverage in hand. "What?! I'm very busy right now!" He snapped, sipping his coffee.
"Why hello my big dicked Blitzy~" The voice of the Ars Goetia, Stolas, is heard with a sexy purr to it from the speaker of the phone.
As this was said, Blitzo spits out his coffee which ends up spraying Fenrir in the face. Coincidentally, unbeknownst to either of them, Stolas' daughter spits out her coffee as well.
"WHAT-"
"THE-"
"FUCK-"
"BLITZ/STOLAS/DAD!" Three people yell at the same time, that being Blitzo, Fenrir and Stolas' daughter, Octavia, the latter on the other end.
"Language, everyone." Stolas chastised lightly. "Blitzy, I'm calling for a special request."
Suspecting what the Goetia Prince wanted, Blitzo was quick to refuse it. "Ah, well, look, I just had a chemical peel. So you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass." he says pointedly refusing what he assumed was going to be some sexual request.
"I did not need to hear that." Fenrir muttered in disgust.
"It's for my daughter." Stolas remarks over the phone.
"Well, make sure she washes it." Blitzo said, getting a 'What the fuck?' look from Fenrir.
"NO! No, no, no! I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land and I was hoping you brave little imps, and Prince Morningstar, would accompany us." Stolas quickly corrects wanting it crystal clear that what he was requesting WASN'T sexual in nature.
At hearing 'Loo Loo Land', Fenrir groaned. "Oh fuck, not that place."
Blitzo nodded in agreement with him. Loo Loo Land? In Greed? Fuck no. "Look, we're assassins, not bodyguards." Although, he was still considering Fenrir's proposal. But he'd have a few conditions to place before anything is finalised.
"I'll pay you." Stolas said.
Blitzo paused at those words. "Pay me with what?" He asked, not sure if it was going to be actual miney or having to satisfy that owl's perverted bird needs, which made him shudder. That owl knew how to fuck roughly in someone's asshole.
"Money~"
At this point, Blitzo only had one thing to say: "DONE!" Slamming his Hellphone down on the desk, which ensured that he would have to buy yet another one the next time he went to the mall, Blitzo was reminded that he wasn't the only one in his office by seeing the Fenrir's disgusted face.
"You disgust me." Was all he said.
"Yeah? Well... fuck you." Blitzo retorted before he picked up a megaphone that was sitting behind his desk and yelled into it. "M&M! Get in here! We're going to Loo Loo Land!"
The door to Blitzo's office opens up with Moxxie peeking in. "Loo Loo Land?" the Imp asks with a questioning look. Given how their whole job centered around killing humans on Earth, it made little sense that they would be heading to an amusement park in Hell for a job.
"We apparently have a job there." Fenrir says to his confused co-worker.
"At Loo Loo Land?" Moxxie asks with a questioning look on his face.
"I'd rather it be Lu Lu World." Fenrir said with an annoyed growl. "Fucking Mammon and his greedy shit."
The window of the door shattered as Millie smashed her head through it, an excited look on her face. "LOO LOO LAND?!"
"LOO LOO LAND!" Blitzo cheered.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Loona yelled from her desk, annoyed with the shouting.
"I can't fucking believe you convinced me to come with you all." Loona said with annoyance as she got out of the company van after the Imps and the owls, her boyfriend getting out after her. "We could've made an excuse to not come and spent this time away from these fuckers."
"I tried... that dickhead who is my boss got in the way of it." Fenrir remarked with as much annoyance as his girlfriend was feeling. He wrapped his arm around her waist and oulled her close, rumbling in her ear while he gently nipped at her neck and scented her. "But hey, hopefully they can do the bodyguarding shit and we can just take a walk around the place."
Loona had to admit, that did sound good. If she was being honest, she'd rather spend time with Fenrir than protect some perverted bird who clearly wants to fuck her da- fuck Blitzo at some point during this job, and she'd rather not be here to see the two flirting or whatever the fuck they do as a form of flirting.
She took a glance and sighed. "No, we probably better stick close by or else Blitz will keep bitching at us."
Her boyfriend let out a soft sigh but he agreed. Blitzo was the type to bitch at them and interrupt plans because they don't go his way... or because he doesn't like Fenrir's relationship with Loona.
"We better catch up with them." Fenrir said, then took Loona's hand which got her attention to see a smirk on his face that made him look sexier in her eyes. "But why not rub it in his face?"
Loona chuckled. "You're cruel." She pecked his lips and growled lowly while softly biting on his lip, not enough to pierce the flesh but it did make Fenrir let out a growl that heated Loona's body up from the chest right down to her pussy.
"Caaaareful, Loona." He softly snarled out, putting his hands on her hips, his tail coiling around hers. "You do not want to challenge me."
"Afraid I'll beat you?" Loona whispered against his lips, their muzzles inches away.
"Don't start something you won't be finishing with me, my dear." Fenrir growled huskily, his nostrils inhaling her Sweet Vanilla scent that oh so enjoyed inhaling. He couldn't get enough of it, it was almost... addicting. Dammit, he hated being in Greed sometimes. Makes him indulge in the sin of greed a bit too much.
"Just shut up and kiss me, jackass." Loona said softly and they kissed again, their lips meshing together quite well. Loona moaned as his grip on her hips tightened, digging into her flesh, before he boldly reached down and groped her ass cheek through her shorts which incited a growl from her. The female Hellhound pressed herself closer against him, her breasts pressing into his chest and Fenrir dared a glance down at that amazing exposed cleavage. Hmm, he'd wager she was an E-cup, maybe a DD like Verosika. He wasn't complaining though.
His girlfriends had the legs, the tits, the asses... the tongues.
...What? It's Hell. He can fantasy about his girls' womanly features. He just doesn't go fucking overboard with it.
"Loony, what's the-you! Get your filthy paws off my baby, you sick fuck!"
And of course, Blitzo had to ruin the moment.
Fenrir growled into Loona's mouth, his eyes flashing with annoyance that was equal in Loona's as the couple reluctantly broke the kiss and glared at Blitz.
"Goddammit, Blitz, let me have a moment with my boyfriend! Fuck!" Loona snarled and stormed forward, smacking Blitzo aside with her tail. "What the fuck are you looking at Fatty? Old Lady?!"
"I'm not fat/I'm five years older than you!" The married Imp couple retorted.
"Don't fucking care!"
"Mammon's gonna flip his shit." Fenrir remarked to Loona as they sat on top of the I.M.P van, watching Loo Loo Land burn.
The Hellhound couple had managed to slip away when Blitzo was distracted and decided to take a little stroll around the amusement park. Nothing really appealed to them, the gifts nor the rides which were a slight shake away from derailing and making the Roller Coaster scene in Final Destination 3 look like child's play for the Grim Reaper's work.
"I would ask how you know the Sins personally, but I think I can figure it out seeing as they are close to Lucifer." Loona said, looking up from her phone which had been recording the destruction.
Fenrir snorted. "They're practically family. The pseudo/honorary aunts and uncles of Charlie and I."
"What are they like?" Loona asked curiously. Hey, if she's going to be in a relationship with the Prince of Hell, she might as well get to know about his family beyond what is already known.
"There's Asmodeus, or Ozzie, the Sin of Lust. He's the really fun Uncle who is good with kids. Satan, the Sin of Wrath. He is a very serious and no-nonsense kind of person, but whenever Charlie and I hang out with him, he always spoils and dotes on us, although Uncle Satan doesn't want anyone to know about it to uphold his reputation. Beelzebub, the Sin of Gluttony, who is the Fun Aunt and taught me how to party and have a good time when I hit the teens. Mammon, the Sin of Greed. He's...admittedly an Uncle who is hard to hang out with. He doesn't hate us or anything, but Uncle Mammon tends to take advantage of our position and power. Leviathan, the Sin of Envy, she's a bit bipolar, but overall means well. Belphegor, the Sin of Sloth. She has been our Doctor since Charlie was born and is quite protective of us. She also used to babysit me when I was a pup and... took me for my first shot."
Loona shivered at that, not being a fan of needles, especially shots, and she almost whimpered in sympathy at her boyfriend being put through that but he seemed to be alright with it.
Fenrir noticed this and smirked. "Don't worry... I was shit scared of needles myself. What canine creature isn't? It's like a dog being taken to the vet on Earth."
He put his arm around her shoulders and she slid into his side, nuzzling against his chest while continuing to record the destruction of Loo Loo Land on her phone, enjoying the feel of her boyfriend's claws gently combing through her hair and brushing over a spot that made her feel almost pure bliss...
"Ah, there you are, Prince Fenrir!"
...Until the voice of the Owl brought her out of it and she nearly growled at the moment being ruined. Again!
I swear, I will get to have more alone moments with him without anyone butting in! She vowed mentally.
"Stolas." Fenrir sighed and hopped down off the van, opening the door for Loona when she dropped down. She threw a smirk his way and climbed in, her tail brushing against his legs before it disappeared into the van. Fenrir shook his head with a smile and then turned to see Stolas making some weird expression that caused the male Hellhound to frown. "What?"
"Puppy love."
His daughter, Octavia, snorted in amusement and shook her head. "She's so out of your league."
Fenrir sighed fondly and nodding, thinking about the two lovely women he had in his life. Loona and Verosika. "I know."
They both were so out of his league.
Yeah, I wanted this one to be Fenrir and Loona centered, as the next chapter is going to be Spring Break and you know what that means... VEROSIKA ENTERS THE STROY AND WE GET THIS THREE-WAY RELATIONSHIP UNDERWAY!
I am trying to come up with ways for both Loona and Verosika to make more appearances in the story beyond simply doing the episodes of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, so I may have them also featured in the HH episodes, maybe Verosika gets a permanent office across from I.M.P rather than being there for a week but also helps out at the hotel because she knows Charlie.
And then there's the filler/original chapters that'll take place between episodes. After all, six months until the final episode of Hazbin Hotel season 1, a lot can happen.