Original Posted On Jan. 25, 2025
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MisterWriter1994: Well… let's see what happens.
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DireWolf1412: I bet you will like this new chapter.
Jebest4781: Thank you.
Devilscreed: Thank you for pointing that out!
MichaelTheFox: LOL, they actually don't like being called bitches. Got some new art coming up.
StrongGuy159: Well… The Toad Yakuza were based off of Yakuza. Slug Cartel isn't really a cartel but more or less a hospital/recovery facility. SO… Snake Mafia.
Ice: You already know who it is.
Wolf Mike: Please, enjoy.
Nicholas: …
MEATBICICYLE: Well, more or less, Katsuyu KNOWS Manda, has KNOWN him for a long time, so that is most likely why she said 'Don't trust him'. I can't wait to write IMP Vs Batman.
Scheffinator: We shall see.
Hellhammer: You have no idea how true it is. Grab a helmet.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Yeah, it got replaced with a nice piece of hardware. Glad to know that I did a decent enough job showing the tension. Yeah, Kurama is healing a bit too quickly… seemingly unnaturally. Enjoy~
Shin: Interesting.
Ravage88atlas: I considered a fight, but felt like just getting to the point.
NaruLemon Stories: … yeah, she does. FUCK!
Yami Luna Kitsune: Naruto's Overlord Outfit is Allen Walker's Crown Clown outfit from D. Gray Man. Actually, Naruto's wrist bumped his sword, so that is why the snakes reacted by drawing their weapons. You know who is on the other end of the line.
Reggad the Knife: Damn… also, grab weapons, ammo, and provisions for the bunker. Been a while, but the bunker is gonna be full of people. Make sure to get Hostess Chocolate Cupcakes with crème filling!
DaftMerc39: Yes, they are apart of Shino's hive, thus he gave some to Shino as a way to give him reassurance she will be safe. *Imperial March Theme* … FUCK I DIDN'T ADD CHICKEN FIGHTS! Well, now that I think about it, the Snakes might actually have eaten the chickens, even the winner. Yep, it was a Jojo Reference, WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! You know it includes Karen and Tamamo. You already know who the mystery person on the phone is. Happy you like the art.
Yenke: Neat.
Rio Skyron: Yes, Manda really is.
Six: Interesting idea.
Bronze: Never heard.
SniperBro1998: We are another chapter closer.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO, HAZBIN HOTEL, OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 135: Strictly Confidential
Manda chuckled… then began to laugh, standing up.
"Let's shake on it, partner… Stray Dog…"
Naruto took Manda's hand.
"The name is Naruto Uzumaki… and pleasure doing business with you, Manda." Naruto said sternly.
A written contract was written up.
Simple: The Snake Mafia shall help The Stray Dog, the Toad Yakuza, and Slug Cartel with killing Marquis Kurama, in exchange, ALL Money, Women, Weapons, and Territory will go to the Snake Mafia.
Naruto and Manda signed, shook hands, and Naruto and his group were escorted out.
Once alone, Manda sat at his desk, grabbing his phone, dialing a number.
*Ring*
*Ring*
*Ring*
*Click*
"Hello?"
"Hey… I just met someone VERY interesting, partner…" Manda chuckled as he swiveled in his chair. "Someone you know… who can help you get out of your… situation…"
"Go on?"
Outside Ryūchi Cavern…
Naruto sighed once they were in the car, propping his swords against the door.
"Well, that went better than expected." Naruto stated in exhaustion as he undid his jacket, allowing the cool air in from the humidity from the casino.
"Yeah, it did. But before we continue that conversation…" Millie said as she glared at her son, her eyes beginning to glow with Loona and Fuu's eyes following suit.
"Huh?" Naruto innocently sounded.
Three fists collided with his head, causing Blitz to laugh as he started the car while everyone buckled their seat belts at the same time Naruto was grabbing his aching head.
"FUCK! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" Naruto demanded as Millie crossed her arms.
"That is for calling all of us bitches earlier." Millie explained to her son as three large welts formed on Naruto's head.
"It wasn't meant to be an insult." Naruto whined as he gently applied pressure to see how bad his welts were.
Which were bad.
"I know that." Fuu said as she reclined her seat, having taken the passenger seat. "You were referencing Guts telling that dumbass knight that wanted Casca. 'You don't want her, this one is a real Bitch'. But that doesn't mean you needed to say it."
"Agreed." Loona said with Millie nodding her head as Naruto groaned.
"ALSO… did you even realize what you allowed?" Millie asked her son, pulling on his ear.
"What now?" Naruto groaned.
"You basically told Manda you'd hand over Kar… Pussymama and Fox Child to him when things are over!" Millie pointed out as she released his ear.
Naruto weakly blinked several times, his eyes widened, his false hand slapping over his eyes.
"FUCK!" He said softly, but with immense emphasis.
"What do we do?" Fuu asks with concern. "It would probably be to much of a hassle to go back inside and renegotiate…"
"If push comes to shove…" Naruto said as he lowered his hand, his tone becoming cold. "I'll just kill Manda…"
A shiver went up everyone's spines.
While not rare, it was not common for Naruto to casually recommend murder due to his upbringing in the human world, which mostly viewed murder as 'BAD'.
Fuu, Loona, Millie, and Blitz looked amongst themselves, and had to shrug.
They agreed, but didn't feel the need to vocalize it.
"Anyway, next time," Fuu said as she pressed her finger into Naruto's face. "You talk about making deals of this nature, MAKE SURE…" She pressed his face harder. "YOU READ THE FINE PRINT!"
"Yes…" Naruto bluntly replied, crossing his arms with a childish pout.
"As much as I love seeing Naruto put in his place," Blitz chuckled as he pulled out of the casino parking lot. "We have a long drive back home, so let's not have it be in negativity."
Naruto leaned into his seat as his father-in-law drove them back to Pride.
Eventually, Loona caved and allowed him to lean into her shoulder, taking his hand and leaning into him.
Meanwhile…
"Horsie go up and down, up and down…" Verosika said rhythmically, using her knee to carefully bounce Andromeda to the rhythm while holding her under her arm pits. "Horsie go up and down, up and down…" Verosika pulled the baby into her bell, leaning back to the point she was laying down. "WATCH OUT, HORSIE, YOU FALL DOWN!"
Andromeda laughed as Verosika sat back up while Moxxie reentered the room, plates of food and a bottle of milk all ready for the three of them to eat.
"Horsie go up and down, up and down, horsie go up and down, up and down…" Verosika 'Dropped' with Andy again. "WATCH OUT, HORSIE, YOU FALL DOWN!"
Andromeda could not help but laugh as her step-mother picked her up, heading to the table, put her in her highchair and began to feed her.
Now Six Months old, Andromeda was ready for more solid food with her daily milk.
Moxxie put his and Verosika's food on the table, and took the baby spoon to give Andromeda her first spoonful of solid food, allowing Verosika to eat some food before they would switch back and forth.
"Here you go~" Moxxie said as he held out the spoon.
Andromeda opened her mouth and allowed him to feed her.
She munched on it, an inquisitive and mildly confused expression on her face as she did.
She swallowed and opened her mouth for more.
Moxxie blinked when he heard a click sound.
He glanced over and saw Verosika, smiling, holding her phone, having taken a picture.
Moxxie rolled his eyes and continued to feed his granddaughter for a few more minutes before switching.
"Here comes the milk~" Verosika said as Moxxie began to eat his own breakfast.
Andromeda licked her lips.
She looked at the bottle full of white liquid, accepting it, but didn't look away.
Sitting before her were breasts.
Big, bouncy, beautiful breasts.
Andromeda hungrily drank her milk, never breaking her eye contact with Verosika's breasts.
Verosika KNEW what her child was doing.
She sighed with a shrug.
'Definitely her father's child.' She thought as she knew how much Naruto and Loona LOVED her breasts.
Hours Later…
"… this is good… not as much as Phantom of the Opera." Moxxie said as he snuggled with Andromeda on the couch while Verosika sat in a lounge chair, her tail swaying back and forth to the music.
*Muppet Treasure Island: Cabin Fever*
"~Muppets:
I've got cabin fever
I think I've lost my grip
I'd like to get my hands on
Whoever wrote this script
Si!~"
Moxxie chuckled, Andromeda pointing at the screen as the Muppets and humans danced and sang.
"~Angel Marie:
I was floating 'neath a tropic moon
And dreaming of a blue lagoon
Now I'm crazy as a loon~"
'Angel Marie? More like, FUGO Marie!' Verosika thought, smiling at the so called 'Beauty' of the crew sang while playing the ukulele.
"~Everyone:
Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward
We were sailing, sailing, headed who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there~"
The demon's tails swayed in rhythm to the music.
"~Cabin fever!
AAHHH!~"
"Cabin Fever, AAHHH!" Verosika repeated with her own spin on it before giggling at Andromeda's reaction.
Moxxie just smiled before his attention was drawn to the sound of the garage door opening and then closing.
Few seconds later, sounds of doors opening and closing and foot steps getting closer.
Naruto, Loona, Fuu, Millie, and Blitz entered the living room, mentally tired from the day.
"Duh! Puh!" Andromeda babbled, reaching for her family.
"Hey, sweetie…" Blitz said, kissing his grandchild on the nose. "Sorry, I am exhausted, I'm turning in early… besides, tomorrow is the Full Moon, gotta meet Stolas."
"Night." Everyone mumbled as Blitz went to his room.
"Earn that Grimoire." Naruto added as he collapsed on the couch beside his dad.
Andromeda didn't waste this opportunity to slap her dad across the cheek, smiling as she crawled out of Moxxie's grip and into her father's arms.
"What, no love for us?" Millie asked as she tickled the baby, kissing her before sitting opposite of Moxxie, leaning into him and closing her eyes.
"Sorry, kiddo, I got some phone calls to make in a bit." Naruto told Andromeda, lifting her up for Loona to take the baby.
Andromeda didn't like it, wanting to be held by her father, but relented when Loona kissed her.
She pouted.
"Awe…" Fuu said, rubbing her niece's cheek, earning an affectionate grab.
Naruto smiled as he rolled off of the couch and walked to the elevator that leads to his bedroom, wanting to change out of his Overlord outfit and make his calls.
Once in his room, Naruto stripped out of his pants and jacket, putting on some shorts.
'Breezy.' He thought with a chill.
Grabbing his phone, Naruto dialed his group call.
"Hello?"
"Kichi."
"Sup, it's Naruto."
"Hey!"
"How did things go?" Katsuyu asked with a tone of concern.
"It went rather well." Naruto replied.
"He didn't ask for anything to outrageous?" Katsuyu asked starting to panic.
"Just for the money, territory, weapons, and women. That's it." Naruto replied calmly, trying not to get his comrade worked up.
Naruto expected a sigh of relief… but Katsuyu never gave him one.
"Isn't this the point you said 'that's good, I assumed the worst'?" Naruto asked with a quirked eyebrow.
"It isn't over, so I can't really do that." Katsuyu told him.
Naruto nodded.
'Right, stupid!' He thought to himself, irritated he had done that.
"So, are we going to meet up?" Gamakichi asked, his tone full of enthusiasm.
"Yeah… in two days." Naruto said as he felt a short day off would be good for everyone to get things done. "But where?"
Sloth Ring, Slug Cartel's Recovery Facility…
"Hmm…" Katsuyu thought, scratching her chin. "How about here at my base? I have plenty of space, and we have a warehouse on the property, so we can use that."
"That sounds good, thank you, Katsuyu." Naruto thanked.
"Perfect… but now, body guards?" Kichi mentioned.
Katsuyu could not help but agree.
Wrath Ring, Mt. Myōboku…
Gamakichi mentions this because he couldn't fully trust Manda.
"I say… two body guards. To minimize possible leaks." Naruto recommended.
"Sounds good." Katsuyu confirmed. "I'll start preparations right now. I'll even inform Manda of our meeting and when it is."
Pride Ring, Dry Fuck Studios…
"Alright, see you all in two days." Naruto confirmed.
"Stay safe, you two." Katsuyu said with an unseen smile.
"See ya' then." Gamakichi added.
The trio hung up and Naruto sighed, entering the elevator to go back downstairs.
He wanted to spend time with his family.
It was something he desperately wanted.
'Oh, right…' Naruto thought, pulling out his phone once more
Few Minutes Later, Lust Ring, Fox's Den…
Karen stared at her phone, her chest racing.
"The Scaley Clowns agreed to be entertainment for the party. The four of us are going to be meeting in two days.
Keep me updated if the party plans change."
~ Poonhound
Karen felt a series of emotions.
She was relieved that the Snake Mafia was going to help her, Naruto, the Toad Yakuza, and the Slug Cartel.
But nothing could get rid of the pit of worry in her stomach.
It felt like with every new piece of information, the pit got deeper and darker.
Karen sent a reply saying she understood and would keep them updated.
She put her phone down and put her face in her hands.
"Karen?"
Karen looked up.
"Tamamo…" Karen wiped her nose and eyes, regaining her composure. "What is it?"
"Me? What about you? What was that about?" Tamamo asked in concern to her mother figure.
"Nothing… just…" Karen couldn't tell Tamamo anything.
It had to be kept secret.
Even from her beloved Fox Child.
Karen pulled Tamamo into a hug, pulling her into her lap.
"It is nothing dear… just overwhelmed with all the work your mother left us with." Karen lied, rocking back and forth.
"I see…" Tamamo said with a blush.
She had grown up sitting in Karen's lap many times, but she was now sixteen, so it was a little embarrassing.
Especially since Tamamo was now beginning to out grow Karen in height.
However, it was comforting at the same time.
Meanwhile, Sloth Ring, Hospital…
"Your Majesty…" Kurama's nurse said as Kurama lay in her bed, reading a book.
"Yes?" Kurama answered.
"There is another phone call for you." The Nurse said as she held out a hospital phone to the Marquis.
This was the second call today.
Kurama nodded to the nurse in thanks before the nurse left, placing the phone to her ear.
"Hello, Kurama speaking."
"Madam…"
Kurama's eyes went from relaxed to serious.
"Yes, what is it?" She said in her business voice.
"I have acquired more information that you need to hear."
"Well, tell me." Kurama ordered, snapping her book shut.
Evening, Pride Ring, Dry Fuck Studios…
Naruto, Loona, Verosika, Fuu, Millie, Moxxie, and Andromeda watched TV.
Blitz was sleeping in his room, dead to the world, having erotic dreams to erotic for the author to write out.
Next Day…
Naruto and Fuu were training early in the morning.
"You really think this is enough?" Fuu asked as she and Naruto sat for a short break, the insects Shino had lent her returning to the red bag they lived in.
Part of Fuu's Training was to at least gain trust in these insects, so in the heat of battle they wouldn't attack her.
So far, it was going well.
Naruto powered down from his TDF and looked to the sky.
"You want the truth or the truth?" He asked as he grabbed some water.
"Well, let's see…" Fuu playfully contemplated. "I think I'd like the truth."
"I can't shake the feeling that it isn't enough…" Naruto told her.
His head told him that he could put up a fight.
His guts and heart said it would not be adequate to the challenges ahead.
"I defeated Tundra by blindsiding her as she didn't expect me to do the bizarre shit I did. Stark was just a full-on fight, I pulled out everything I had at the time and barely scraped a win, only living because of an ability I didn't know I had." Naruto continued. "I lost to Striker and Karasuba the first time because of them ambushing me and Verosika when they stole my sword. I killed Karasuba because she thought she had an Ace up her sleeve, which backfired and I took advantage if her confusion."
Fuu nodded as she drank water.
"Well, it isn't like you can't clone yourself." She sarcastically.
Naruto shook his head.
"That actually takes magic, lots of magic… like… I need to be able to call on people, instantly…"
Naruto and Fuu quirked eyebrows… and looked at each other, pointing at each other.
Next Morning…
It was pitch black, the sun wasn't even rising.
"Alright, see you all later today." Naruto whispered to his wives, kissing their sleeping forms.
He chuckled as he saw Loona's tail wag slightly and Verosika's lips twitched into a smile.
The two of them shuffled closer to each other, trying to keep each other warm due to him having gotten out of bed.
Naruto walked over to Andromeda, kissing her forehead.
"I love you, sweetheart." He whispered, seeing her ear twitch.
He caressed her cheek and then left his room, a computer bag slung over his shoulder.
He made his way down into the hall, seeing Fuu and Blitz.
The three of them nodded and headed toward the garage.
Later that day, Sloth Ring, Slug Cartel's Recovery Facility…
"Welcome back, Kichi, Tatsu, Ken." Katsuyu greeted as she hugged her friends.
Gamakichi, Gamatatsu, and Gamaken accepted all of her hugs and signs of affection.
Afterall, she is their aunt, for Kichi and Tatsu.
"How long do you ungracefully think it will take Manda and his men to arrive?" Gamaken asked Katsuyu as she called over two more slug demons to guide them to the warehouse.
"I don't assume that much… oh, speak of God, and he shall appear." Katsuyu joked as Manda's limo pulled up.
Manda exited, flanked by Aoda and a red cobra looking snake demon with gray scales around his right eye, which clearly was damaged beyond repair.
"Manda…" Gamakichi snarled slightly, glaring at the Mafioso.
"Bunta's brat…" Manda said as he glared back.
"Don't let the bitch get to you boss, because I'll kill him if he insists." The red snake stated, his hand flexing.
"No, no, Garaga… but maybe later." Manda snickered while Aoda rolled his eyes.
"This way." The other slugs insisted, leading the toads and snakes away to the warehouse.
Katsuyu waited roughly twenty minutes before Blitz's Hell-mer arrived.
"Are we late?" Naruto asked as he barreled out of the car.
"Nope, everyone arrived within the last thirty minutes." Katsuyu told him. "Take a deep breath. You're fine."
Naruto did as Katsuyu recommended, and took deep breathes.
Fuu and Blitz got out of the car.
Fuu, feeling nervous, took Naruto's hand.
The two squeezed each other's hands, trying to get rid of their nervousness and anxiety.
It did very little.
"This way." Katsuyu said, gesturing for the trio to follow her.
The quartet arrived at the warehouse within ten minutes.
Naruto could feel the tension as the doors opened.
It was thick.
Manda was sitting in his chair very relaxed.
Gamakichi stood prim and proper, a drink in front of him, showing he was drinking to keep his nerves.
Both men were flanked by their guards.
While Aoda and Gamaken were calm, Garaga was making vicious faces and gestures to Gamatatsu, who returned them in kind… but were a little half assed and only fueled Garaga's laughter.
"Naruto…" Gamakichi said, relief in his eyes as he saw the Hellhound and slug enter.
"Good, we are all here." Manda said as he sat up, a snake grin on his face as he cupped his hands together.
"Let's cut the formalities and get right down to business." Naruto said as he pulled out his computer. "I have had multiple spies research the ins and outs of Kurama's place of business, Fox's Den. We have the layout mapped out here."
Naruto spun his computer around to show everyone as Katsuyu and her two guards took their place at the table, with Naruto not sitting.
"Hmm…" Manda hummed.
Gamakichi was silent.
Katsuyu was taking in the information.
"We have good evidence to know that Kurama's office is up here." Naruto said as he pointed to the top floor schematics. "We have a few days before Kurama is released from the hospital, and when she is, she most likely will be taking more of a hands-off approach when it comes to wor…"
Naruto went silent when everyone heard it.
A loud sound that sounded like something landed on the roof of the warehouse with enough force to shake the entire building, dust falling down from the rafters, and the lamps shaking.
However, it was the second time that made everyone's blood run cold.
A hole broke through the ceiling, the chunk landing on the table between everyone, crushing it and Naruto's table.
Everyone who had weapons drew them as the dust cloud took shape.
"Well, boys and girls…" a familiar voice purred from within the dust cloud, sending a chill up Naruto's spine. "Room for one more?"
Chapter 135, DONE!
Well, this was fun.
I enjoyed this chapter, and finally, shit is moving along.
Naruto being told he fucked up with the deal, because 'All Women' include Tamamo and Karen.
Naruto casually mentioning murder.
The scene with Verosika and Andy was fun and cute. My baby cousin loves that rhyme.
Andromeda is a boob girl, like her father.
Naruto being honest with Fuu, and then the two of them figuring something out.
Now the meeting… is now compremised.
Doesn't take Batman or Sherlock Holmes to figure out what happened.
Also, got some new art hopefully coming out later today.
If you enjoyed the chapter, leave a review, even if you hated it because it helps me become a better author.