Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song

The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

Then School comes along just to end it

Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.

Like maybe

First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.

Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.

Third, they climb up a certain French tower.

Building a rocket or fighting a mummy

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.

Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.

Discovering something that doesn't exist

Or giving a monkey a shower

Sixth, they surf on a large wave.

Seventh, they create tiny robots.

Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.

Ninth, they find a bird.

Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.

Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.

Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain

Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane

Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.

"Phineas!" she shouts.

The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.

Film a movie.

Build a giant robot dog.

Tamper with a car.

Ride a rollercoaster.

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall

Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.

Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.

The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.

End Intro

104 Days of Summer Vacation

Day 35

Let's Take a Quiz

"Oh my gosh, Stacy!" Candace shouted over the phone. "Have you heard?"

"About what?" asked Stacy.

"About Jeremy! He's on a TV commercial!"

"Yeah, I know. I heard it from Christina, who heard it from Jenny, who heard it from Jessie, who heard it from you!"

"Well, it's totally true. Do you know what this means?"

"He's out of your league?"

"He's out of my league! What should I do?"

"I don't know about celebrity relationships!"

"That's it! If I can get on TV, then Jeremy will see my star quality and we can be on the same level again!"

"How are you gonna do that?"

Candace realized Stacy had a point. "I guess you're right. Getting on TV might be difficult."

"I guess you forgot about that insignificant little detail."

"Ha, insignificant little detail…" Candace stopped herself when she saw Phineas and Ferb working on something from her window. "Phineas and Ferb. Stacy, you're a genius!"

"Can you tell my mom that?"

Candace ran to the backyard calling for Phineas and Ferb. Unfortunately, she wasn't looking where she was going. She hit the door.

"So you switch the solenoid here with the ganglion there," Phineas explained to Isabella.

That's when Candace came out.

"Phineas, Ferb!" she called.

"Hey Candace, whatcha doin?" Isabella asked.

"Freaking out!" Candace replied. "What are you doing?"

"We're helping the Fireside Girls," Phineas explained.

"We're working on our broadcasting patches," Isabella added. "We're doing a game show. Buford and Baljeet are the contestants."

She gestured to a show stage with Buford and Baljeet standing in front of microphones.

"We're even gonna broadcast it all over the Tri-State Area," Phineas finished.

He gestured to an antenna that Ferb was working on.

"Great, I knew I came to the right place," Candace smiled. "Here's the deal. I want to be the star."

"Why?" Phineas asked, suspicious.

Candace didn't answer him. She just got on stage.

"Okay, one of you, off the stage," she demanded.

Buford quickly shoved Baljeet off the stage.

"Right then, let's get this started," Candace went on.

"You know, we should give Perry a cameo," Phineas said before noticing Perry wasn't next to him. "Hey, where's Perry?"

Perry went to the TV. He picked up the remote and pushed a button. Nothing happened.

He tried a few more times. Still, nothing happened.

He then noticed another remote. He quickly realized his mistake and pushed the button on that remote.

The screen opened to reveal a secret hatch. Perry climbed inside and shut the door behind him.

Perry

After going down the tunnel a bit, he used the remote to open another hatch, which was behind his computer.

When he got himself situated, the first thing he saw was Monogram giving Carl a back massage.

What am I seeing? he thought to himself.

Monogram noticed Perry and quickly stopped what he was doing.

"Oh, Agent P," he said. "Carl and I made a bet and well, I lost."

Monogram cleared his throat. Carl got up and started moving Monogram's mouth.

"Dozens of delivery trucks have been…" he imitated.

Monogram grabbed Carl's arm.

"This was part of the bet," he explained.

Carl continued to move Monogram's mouth. "...showing up at Doofenshmirtz's, and no good can come from that. Get to the bottom of it."

Carl got back on the massage table. Monogram left the screen and came back in a clown suit.

"This wasn't part of the bet, actually," he told Perry as he continued massaging Carl. "I just think this costume perfectly describes how I feel."

Perry just walked away, confused and embarrassed.

"Do not worry your… pretty little head," Baljeet assured Buford. He blushed when he said 'pretty'. "I have plenty of experience with this sort of thing."

Buford pulled Baljeet close to his face, making him blush even more.

"You better," Buford demanded. "My face is my fortune."

"Of course it is," Baljeet chuckled in embarrassment.

"Yeah Stacy," Candace said over the phone. "The boys are putting on a game show, and I'm the star. This will totally do it."

"I hope that does do it," Stacy replied. "Because Jeremy is getting huger by the minute. I know because Megan's blog says she thinks so."

"No way."

"And how are my contestants today?" Phineas asked. "I just wanted to remind everyone that the physical challenges are a little rigorous, but the rewards are inconsequential. If things get too rough out there, you can drop it whenever you want."

"Don't worry about me," Candace assured. "I can handle anything."

"If the girl's in, I'm in," said Buford.

"Anyway, if you need anything, don't bother to speak up," Phineas said, sneaking a wicked grin at Candace.

"I can't believe my own brother doesn't believe in me," said Candace. "I'll show him that I'm star material. Makeup!"

One of the Fireside Girls literally covered Candace in makeup.

"Let's do this," she said confidently.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Perry burst the door open… and immediately got trapped in a box.

"Ah, Perry the Platypus," Doof greeted. "How do you like my new Catch-o-Mat? I bought it from the TV."

Next to Doof, a TV was playing a commercial. Doof quickly shut off the TV and put the telephone to his ear.

"I'll take two," he said to it before turning back to Perry. "I seem to have developed an addiction to them. It started with the fruit dehydrator. Here, I've been eating hydrated fruit like a sucker my whole life."

Doof heard the doorbell ring. He quickly went to the door, picked up a package, and signed his name on a slip.

"Ah, my Servomat," he said. "See, this is what I'm talking about. I don't even know what it is, and now I have five. These infomercials are taking time away from my evil. People ask, 'Doof, if you have unwanted infomercials, how do you get rid of them?' My solution is easy, simple, and it starts working the same day."

Doof gestured to a device next to Perry.

"With my Scorch-inator, I will target TV towers and melt, smelt, and render them into their basic components," he explained. "How much would I pay for this? Nothing, it's free. Wait, there's more." Doof paused dramatically. "Actually, there isn't. That's about it."

Play "Let's Take a Quiz"

The first thing the boys did was play the show's intro.

If you think you're some kind of brainiac

A know-it-all, some kind of whiz

Got more answers than an almanac

Let's take a quiz

If you think you're extraordinary

A cut above the best of the rest

If your cranial capacity is something scary

Let's take a quiz

Let's all take a quiz

End "Let's Take a Quiz"

With the theme song over, the Fireside Girls directed their cameras to Candace and Buford. Phineas then popped up in front of the camera.

"Welcome to 'Let's Take a Quiz'," he greeted the audience. "Where the rules are to answer fast and answer often. Let's meet our contestants."

First, he gestured to Candace. She looked like she didn't wanna be here.

"She's allergic to parsnips and dairy," he said. "Say hello to my sister, Candace Flynn."

"Oh, hi," Candace said, waving nervously to the camera.

Phineas then gestured to Buford.

"He's a bully by vocation, but has a soft spot for a goldfish," he went on. "Say hello to Buford Van Stomm."

The crowd booed.

"I see we have no clear fan-favorite tonight," Phineas remarked. "Alright, let's start round one. This is a high-speed round we call our quizzed-off round. As usual, I start you off. Remember, just go as fast as you can, and we'll keep track of the points. Here we go. Prestidigitation!"

Buford pushed the buzzer.

"Bunions!" he guessed.

A loud buzz was made signifying he got it wrong.

"Oh, I'm sorry about that," Phineas replied. "That's gonna be a five-point penalty."

Buford's score went down to negative-five.

"I'm sorry, why does…" Candace asked.

"I'm sorry, all questions must be phrased in the form of an answer," Phineas interrupted. "Okay, we're back in play now, and… passamaquoddy."

Buford pushed the buzzer again. "Nonchalant."

"Form of the word?"

"Uh, 'chalant'?"

A ding was made, signifying he got it right.

"Defenestrate," Phineas went on.

"Defenestration," Buford answered.

"Diphthong."

"Linoleum."

"Ersatz."

"Pencil."

Every answer Buford made was marked correct.

"Nice job," Phineas complimented.

Candace's phone rang. She answered.

"What's wrong with you?" came Stacy's voice. "You're just standing there."

"I don't know what they're talking about," Candace replied.

"You're losing right now, and losers don't have star quality. Say something."

"Like what?"

Candace heard a ding. She noticed Ferb, who was dressed as Cleopatra for some reason, gesturing to a Wheel of Fortune screen that said, 'Like What'.

"Forty-five points for Candace," Phineas said. "Good one."

Buford buzzed. "Pocket lint."

Candace buzzed right after. "Laminate."

"Dolomite."

"Porpoise."

"Tralfazz!"

"'Tralfazz?'"

"That's right! Tralfazz!"

"Fine! Tralfazz!"

Ferb, whose outfit somehow changed to Goldilocks, gestured to the screen. It said 'Fine Tralfazz'.

"Oh, bonus," said Phineas.

"What's the matter, Perry the Platypus?" Doof asked. "You don't like my little plan? Think about it this way. Since infomercials are almost universally hated, I'll be doing a civic good by destroying them."

Perry quickly jumped out of the box and tackled Doof.

"Wait, how did you…" he asked before noticing the tool in Perry's hand. "Ah, yes, the E-Z Automatic Trap Escaper. I must've left it out where you can reach it. Wait, I was able to reach this!" Doof grabbed a hammer from the pile. "It's the Swapotron-Smash-o-Matic. I got it for only nine-ninety-five."

Doof pushed a button, causing a fist to pop out and hit Perry.

Perry quickly regained his bearings. He then picked up a tennis ball launcher.

"Ah, the Labco Pocket Tennis Ball Launcher," Doof remarked. "It provides exquisite…" Doof was hit in the eye before he could finish that sentence. "...accuracy."

Doof then took out a ray gun.

"Face the hideous might of my Burgerizer 2100 hamburger patty air cannon!" he shouted as he fired patties. "Eat patty!"

Perry jumped into the pile of stuff to avoid getting hit.

"Bolshevik!" Buford went on.

"Navi!" Candace guessed.

"Not quite," said Phineas, pointing at Candace.

"Scamper," Candace guessed again.

"Procrastination," said Buford.

"Scrumptuous!"

"Swagger! Tony!"

"Tony?"

"Why not. Tony backwards."

"Judges?" Phineas asked.

Ferb, now dressed as a Mexican woman with a fruit basket as a hat, gestured to the screen. It said, 'Y Not'.

"Thirty points," said Phineas. "Physical challenge."

"What do you mean…" Candace asked before getting pied in the face and covered in a paper bag. "This doesn't even make any sense!"

Ferb, now dressed as a…

You know what? Forget it. I can't keep up with Ferb's constant outfit changes, so I'm not gonna describe each and every one.

Ferb gestured to the screen, which said, 'That Doesn't Even Make Sense'.

"Wow, one-hundred points," Phineas remarked. "Candace is on fire."

"Woo-hoo," Candace cheered before getting concerned. "I'm not actually on fire, am I?"

"No, you're good," Buford replied.

Perry tried to get out of the maze full of stuff. That's when Doof popped up in front of him.

"Ha, found you!" he said. "I used my Platy-Positioner Satellite Global Platypus Locator, patent pending."

Perry whacked Doof with his tail.

"Slippery snagglefoot," Buford guessed.

"That is correct," Phineas said. "Candace, do you want the minus-two-thousand points, or do you want another physical challenge?"

"I'll take another physical challenge," Candace replied, though her eye was twitching and she had a stick in her hair.

Meanwhile, Jeremy and Coltrane were hanging out at Jeremy's place. They were looking through channels to see what was interesting. One channel in particular piqued Coltrane's interest.

"Whoa, is that Candace?" he asked.

On screen, Candace was getting pied in the face multiple times.

"Whoa, she's like a TV star," Jeremy remarked.

"Not only will I defeat you with this Flab Crusher," Doof said. "But I'm simultaneously getting a good burn on my delts. Ten-ninety-nine."

Perry got Doof's face caught on a vacuum cleaner.

"Oh, the tornado vacuum only has one setting because of its high suction power," Doof said.

Perry carried Doof outside and hit him against an inator.

"I've always been reminding myself to turn off the shrink-inator," Doof said to himself. "I keep writing notes but I always forget."

Doof wrote a note and attached it to the inator, next to millions of other notes.

He then sighed. "I'll do it tomorrow."

"This is the final question," Phineas said. "Winner takes all. What is…?"

Candace impulsively hit the buzzer.

"Teddy bear stuffing!" she shouted, before realizing what she did. "Please be correct, please be correct."

"Wow, someone has issues," Buford remarked.

Before Phineas could declare the answer right or wrong, the microphone shrunk.

Then, Candace and Buford's stands shrunk.

The stage was next.

Finally, the camera shrunk.

Doof found a spatula on the ground.

"Ha, I'll crush you with my Burgermatic Hamburger Flipper," he laughed.

Doof activated the flipper, only to see it slowly spinning around.

"Okay, forget that," he said to himself. "Let's see how you fare against my Shrink-inator!"

Before Doof could do that, Perry activated the inator and shrunk Doof instead.

"Curse you…" Doof was about to shout before noticing his right hand didn't shrink with the rest of him. "And you missed my hand! Now I'm freakishly shrunken! Curse you, Perry the…"

The weight of the right hand caused Doof to fall down.

"Hey, the set of our game show instantaneously miniaturized itself," Phineas remarked, holding the tiny set in hand.

"I guess we could call it the home version," said Ferb, who was finally in his normal outfit.

"Well, we are at home. Let's play it."

Phineas and Ferb walked inside. Phineas noticed Perry next to him.

"Oh, there you are, Perry," he said.

"Wait, who won?" Candace asked, only to be ignored. "Oh, I'm so busting you guys."

Phineas made a mischievous smile.

"You mean for this tiny thing?" he asked with a chuckle. "Good luck with that."

Candace sighed, knowing Phineas had a point.

"Hey, Candace," came a familiar voice.

Candace turned around to see Jeremy was there.

"Oh, hi Jeremy," she greeted.

"I saw you on TV and just wanted to congratulate you. I guess you're, like, on a whole new level now."

"What about your commercial?"

"You mean this?"

Jeremy played the commercial on his phone. It only showed his foot wearing a sandal.

"Available only at Devor's," sang a voice on the commercial. "It's the Tri-State Area Flip-Flop store."

"I was a foot model," Jeremy explained.

"You have hunky ankles," Candace said without thinking.

"Thanks. I like your branch."

Candace removed the branch from her hair. "You should've seen me covered in pie."

They both chuckled.

Thanks for reading.