Chapter 5: a Training Disaster
Vaggie opened the doors to the training room as Moxxie followed her inside as the imp was in awe and amazed face as he saw the warriors training there kung fu skills. Blitzo was using amazing acrobatics to flew through the air as he landed on a steel shell knocking away the crossbow arrows as Angle dust landed in front of him as they practiced, Frizzaroli stood in front of wooden enemies with spikes as they knocked and dodged with amazing practiced ease as Sir Pentious slathered dodged the flames as Loona hopped and got through the rings with practiced ease as Mille was dodging wooden waved filled with spikes as she knocked one out with a powerful blow as a broken wood piece hit Moxxie on the head as he yelped in pain and surprise.
"Let the training begin" said Vaggie "Wait what? *looks at the stuff seeing how dangerous it was for a beginer* now?" Said Moxxie "Yes now unless you think The messiah is wrong and you are not the Angle warrior" said Vaggie hoping he will leave "Okay…we'll I dont know if I an do all those moves…yet" said Moxxie as he was just a beginner and well…he was a bit chubby and slow. That just made Vaggie chuckle "If we dont try we'll never know" she said with a sense to take care of moxxie…harshly "Ummm can we just find something more suitable for my level and build my way up?" Asked Moxxie "And what level is that?" Asked Vaggie "Umm I am not a master so maybe just level zero?" He asked annoying Vaggie "There is no such thing as level zero" said Vaggie annoyed as Moxxie noticed a punching balloon toy, it was use for children but for a budding kung fu master its perfect. "How about that?" He asked "That is for children, we use it to train children and proping doors open when it gets hot, but if you insist" said Vaggie as the warriors walked to them.
"*Eyes sparkly* woah the furious warriors! You are so much bigger then your action figures and so cool *Looks at a unamused Millie as he blushed* anyway you are all so awsome" he said "go ahead imp, show us of what you can do" said Vaggie as Moxie looked at the toy…and the warriors and back at the toy "Ummmm….are they going to watch orrrrr should I wait until they get back to work?" Asked Moxxie "Hit it" vaggie said firmly "Ok…I mean I just ate so I am still digesting and mama Bella told me to not push myself after a meal so maybe a few stretches" started Moxxie "Just hit it" said Vaggie getting impatient and tired of the greed imps rambling "Alright alright *faces the punching toy* what you got what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here you picking on my freinds *Hops back and forth shadow boxing* I am out with the crazy feet what are you going to do about crazy feet? Come on I'm a blurr! You advent seen greed imp style raised by a fox and angel you picking on my freinds? Better get ready to feel the thunder, I'm out with the crazy feet what are you gonna do come on you advent seen Greed imp style you only seen wrath or stretch imp or hellhound style or the sinner…"rambled Moxxie "Will you just hit it!"" Snapped Vaggie as Moxie lightly punched the toy as the fallen angel stared at him "Try again a little harder" she said as Moxxie did so as it was pushed back "How's that…" he started but the toy knocked him back as he was sent flying to the training stuff as the warriors tried to approach but Vaggie stopped them smirking.
Maybe this will make the fat imp give up as the poor imp fell into the bowl and was flying around and then was tossed into the wooden training dummy as he screamed having trouble to dodge the dummies as he was sent flying all over getting packed as one hit him…in the private as the group winced no one deserved that but Vaggie was hoping the pain would get the fat Imp to leave "Oooh my privates" he said but he was smacked all over as he stumbled out and fell into the flame test as the others flinched as the room light up due to the fire as a charcoaled and burnt Moxxie crawled to them "Sooo…how did I do?" He asked "Now there is a level zero" said Vaggie putting out the flame lit on Moxxie head as he moaned.
Later that night the Furious warriors walked toward the other houses that were there rooms were "I have no words to say" said Loona "No denying that Loony bird" said Blitzo as his adopted daughter cuffed him with her tail "I dont know why Master Jesus was thinking, the poor guy is going to get killed" said Pentious concern for the imp "He is so mighty the angelic warrior fell out of the sky in a ball of fire" snickered Frizzaroli recalling how Moxxie fell into the scene in the fireworks cart "When he walks the ground will shake" snickered Blitzo joined by the others except Millie who was just…pissed and for a good reason feeling denied and insulted at what happened as she picked up her pace and walked pass them "On would think that Master Jesus would chose someone who actually knew kung fu" she said "Agreed toots…or even touch his toes" said Angel dust "Or even see them" said Loona as the others laughed again.
A few feet away Moxxie heard the whole thing and got depressed, he felt hurt and insulted, just where they thinking. He know he is fat and he wont deny it and he is clumsy again he wont deny it…but it still hurts. Soon the Furious warriors got into their own rooms and bleu out the candles to rest for the night as Moxxie made it into the house but had to walk silently to make it to his room not wanting to be rude as the noise may annoy the others. Moxxie tried to take a step…but due to how creaky the floorboards are and his weight it creeked as he continued making a face at how annoying it was and rude as he accidently barged into Blitzos room who woke up "Oooh…hi you're up?" He asked as Blitzo huffed "I am now" he aside "We were…just some day" he said as Blitzo smiled a little, he wont lie the imp is cute in a determined way "That kung fu stuff is hard work are you arms sore?" Asked Moxxie "Umm…I had a long and rather well disappointed day so…yeah I should probably get some sleep now" said Blitzo as Moxxie frowned recalling the selection day and how it may affected the warriors.
"Ohh…of course I under stand, get some rest sir" said Moxxie "Okay thanks" said Blitzo but Moxxie got nerdy "its just I am such a big fan, you guys were totally amazing at the battle, outnumbered a thousand to one but you didnt stop and you just…" started moxxie as he pretended to fight until he accidently kicked the room next door which was Angel dusts room who was surprised "Oooh sorry about that" said Moxxie as the spider glared annoyed "Look you dont belong here" said Blitzo as Moxxie looked downtrodden "I know you're right I've always dreamed of…" started Moxxie "Not that, I mean this is my room, property of Blitzo now please leave so I can sleep" said Blitzo "Right sorry sorry about that going no" he said stepping away and closing the door to let him sleep as Blitzo sighed at Moxxie, he didnt understand that he didnt belong here in the palace.
"Oh Crumbs that was awkward" said Moxxie as he continued to sneak making more noises by accident until Millie opens her door looking very annoyed surprising Moxxie "Ohh Master Millie didnt mean to wake you just…" stumbled Moxxie but Millie just frowned "you dont belong here" she said "Yeah of course this is your room sorry" said Moxxie "I mean you dont belong in the Jade place, you are a disgrace of kung fu and if you have any form of respect for who we are and what we do you will be gone by morning" she said slamming the door leaving Moxxie shocked "Big fan" he said standing there…but Millie didnt listen as he looked down depressed.
After the stinging words Millie said Moxxie stood at a peach tree as he said down near it as he stuffed his face with the peaches, he humiliated himself infront of the furious warriors and Master Vaggie that he just didnt known what to think as Jesus walked to him with a lanturn "I see you have found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom" he said with a gentle smile as Moxxie in surprise turned and saw the master holding some peaches some he just chewed ate as he swallowed "Is this what it is? Drops the peaches in surprise* oh crumbs I am sorry really sorry I thought this was just a regular peach tree" he said "I understand You eat when your upset" said Jesus with a patient wisdom as Moxxie sighed "Maybe Master" he said "So why are you upset?" He asked "I probably just sucked today more then anyone in the history of king fu and the history of the Vally of peace and the history of sucking "*Nodds* probably" said Jesus "And the Warriors you should had seen them, they totally hate me…Including Millie" he muttered the last part" said Moxxie "Totally" said Jesus in understanding "How is Vaggie going to turn me into the angelic warrior? I'm not like the warriors, I lack agility, speed mastery over a weapon, even Frizzaroli can stretch and strike at a moments notice…Maybe I should quit and go back to making noodles with my moms" moxxie then sat near the ledge his heart full of sadness at what has occured as Jesus smiled as he helped out the implng.
"Quit, dont quit, Noodles, dont noodles, you are to concerned of what was and what will be, there is a say "Yesterday is history, tommorow is a mystery but today is a gift" *pats moxies head* that is why its called the present" said Jesus smiling at him as he started to leave but as he passed the peach tree he whacked his staff on the tree as a peach fell into Moxxie hand as he stared at the human and the peach and smiled. Jesus was right, Moxxie dosent want to quit he will do what ever it takes to be a warrior, even if its hard work he will do it.
Authors note: no matter who says it the words of wisdom told by the Messiah rung true and Moxxie will not quit and prove he can be the Angelic warrior
Next chapter as Velvette breaks out of prison in a bad assed way and has set her sight on the Vally of peace to take down the so called ledgendary Angelic warrior