Chapter 14: Code Byakugan: Hotaru of the Revolution.

Part 4: Dorothy, I think we're in Stockholm.

"No, we don't have any real complain about the Main House employership actually"

"Abuse? What abuse? There is no abuse in the Hyuuga Estate."

"How did you know I was sleeping with my Lady's husband behind her back?!! And no I was not made to have sex with my employer under duress! We're in love! Lord Alabama is a perfect gentleman and I will not tolerate any ill will against him!"

"Did you know our dental plans are completely covered by the Main House?"

My conversations with the Hyuuga Labor Union executives leads to nowhere.

Rats! Damn you Hyuuga Main House and your ethical worker rights ways! Never would I thought that my greatest obstacle is good employer-employee relations!

Also damn you Hyuuga Alabama! How the hell you inbred looking old bastard is the Harem Lord of Hyuuga?!!

Hyuuga Estate? May as well call it Stockholm. Everyone has a kill switch on their forehead and they still love their owners!

I'm starting to see why Jeff's twin, Hyuuga Abe eagerly commit sudoku for his brother and Neji is the weirdo for being so emo about the whole Branch House Enslavement thing. The sudoku letter Neji…wait his name is Bitch Slave now, the sudoku letter of Bitch Slaves' dad probably read, no worry kiddo, I choose to die for Jeff coz I love him. No incest, son, totally. Trust me.

Bitch Slave probably stop being emo coz he find out his dad was an incestuous gay man too deep in the Stockholm Syndrome and that's okay.

Man, do this fic need to get change it's ratings to M? Coz I still don't think this fic is T rate compliant with it's controversial jokes and gags.

HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT?!

Oh don't mind me. I'm just the wind. Woosh woooshhh.

Oh right.

Wind these days man. They really evolved to sound like really weird noises.

Anyway. Plan C, make Hyuuga Labor Union file Action Class Lawsuit to the Hyuuga Main House is a bust!

Damn you Hyuuga clan! They really have mastered Pavlovian Conditioning! You're supposed to be one-dimensional comically evil slavers cartel! How dare you become a collective of complex, multifaceted individuals with deep and engaging backstories I'm not going to elaborate! Again and again you stonewalled my attempts to take you down.

This is supposed to be a simple Hyuuga Plot dammit! The OC is supposed to beat the Main House's cringy one-dimensionally evil abusive household with his OP hax and 10D chess moves and bagged his totally undeserved Hyuuga Waifues and the eternal gratitude of the freed Branch slaves!

In frustration, I lie facedown on the grass at the estate garden. They say touching grass is good for your mental health, so I'm maximizing my contact of body-to-grass ratio to achieve maximum grass touching. So far, I don't think it's working.

"What are you doing now, uncouth rat?", ah shit, the ojou-sama of my dreams has come down from the heavens to look down upon me.

"I am touching grass."

"I can see that. What is up with you these days? You've been going around being a nuisance to the Labor Union. Father is about this close to give you your first strike."

"Oh, I was just trying to check out the Branch working conditions."

"hmph.", Hanabi snort imperiously, for a 10 years old. "The Hyuuga Clan takes employee welfares very seriously. You wouldn't find a single complain from our Branch House. Everyone is happy serving the Main House, their generous caretaker.", Hanabi proudly claims.

"Yea, I can see that.", I grunt into the grass.

"If you have nothing else to do, servant, how about you be productive and make iced milk green tea and bring it into my quarters.", Hanabi just order and leaves, expecting me to do just that.

Fuck it. The Hokage said the duration is indefinite, right?

I'll just wait him die fighting Orochimaru then plead my order to be rescinded by Tsunade later. I just gotta wait like….one and a half years? Fuck Naruto timeline man I have no real dates to refer to as far as I'm aware. It's always looks like it's eternally summer in Konoha as if it's a tropical country then suddenly it shows it snowed in Naruto The Last movie. Seriously, make up your mind over your worldbuilding climate!

For now, I will just join the Stockholm Fever I guess. At least I have Hanabi and Natsu.