[A/N: Heck yea! Finally my first death threat in the review! Wuhuu! Wasn't even planning to write SAANIN today but reading that review made me laughed my ass off hahaha!
I don't know how to edit the first chap but I'll try add a warning label over the insanity which a new reader may found themselves waste their time into. Maybe edit the summary box of the fic too.
"this is no longer readable. You should kys.". Pfftt hahahaa! What a silly kid! Here's a kyss. Mmuahh!
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Intermission 2: Sasuke the Movie: Dude, Yukie is missing]
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Sasuke hates bodyguard missions.
Especially bodyguard missions where you just stay at one stationary location and doesn't move at all.
And its nothing but snow over here too.
Turn left. Snow. Turn right. Yep, also snow. Look north, hey, thats some cool rock! It got some snow on it! Neat!
Sasuke has been staring to nothing but a plain of snow for four hours and he thinks he's going to go crazy any second now. Sure, a bodyguard purpose is mainly to be a deterrent for the most part but standing alone just staring to a particularly uninteresting direction for hours should be illegal.
This is torture!
"Alright Sasuke, it's time for me to take the shift.", Naruto finally came to his spot to take over his watch.
Sasuke breathe a sigh of relief. Why can't they just let Naruto clones take all the sentry duties?
"Because Naruto has an even worse attention span than you.", Kakashi.
Sasuke grunted a thank you to the clone and leave for the camp. It's been 2 days since they got here and they're waiting of Fujikaze Yukie, their client to finally finish recuperating from sea sickness.
Snow Country is a country that is sparsely populated. It is a nation that is build acrost the coastline encircling a small continent. Being the north pole of the planet, the Snow Country is a land of eternal winter.
The nation made their settlements by taking advantage of the geysers across the the continent of Snow to provide heating. Using the geothermal energy, the Snow Country found their niche in technological advancement, combining Ninjutsu, Fuinjutsu and science to create dome cities along the coast.
Still, why do anyone choose to live here? Sure, through technology Snow Country now has Domes to raise crops and livestocks for food production as well as many amenities that can be found inside the warm artificial climate of the Dome Cities, but before all that advancement was achieved, why do people choose to migrate and live here?
It's in order to escape the danger of youkai, chakra beasts and shinobi. Centuries ago, the original inhabitants of Snow had moved to the frigid continent to avoid all the other dangers on the planet and made themselves a home here, far away from conflicts and danger aside the few hazards of living on a polar ice cap.
And now, Snow Country thrive as a nation of peace. It is protected by a strong military force comprised of Samurai and Shinobi, equipped with the most advanced tech in the world. In the past before the establishment of Hidden Villages, many neighboring nations had try to conquer the Snow Country but failed. Aming the perilous sea surrounding small continent along with treacherous icebergs, most navy had sunk before they even came to shore. Whatever survived the journey, is later eradicated by the fresh and well prepared Snow Army.
Hotaru would have loved it here. An actual Nation of Peace, that had never attacked anyone and is strong enough to defend themselves. Had he been born here, he would no longer need to act lazy to avoid getting drafted to dangerous missions anymore.
He could finally let his guard down and be happy.
As for now, they are camping at the coastline that faced the Land of Lightning down south. St this time of the year, the Great Auks are on breeding season and their eggs are supposed to hatch in a week or so. The director want to film the great hatching day as part of the new Princess Gale scene.
"Is there any day you actually worked, Kakashi?"
Sasuke sat by the opposing bench, facing the bonfire. He hold his hand over the flame, warming up his hands. Damned stupid mission. He couldn't even wear mittens to protect his hand from the cold in case he needs to use jutsu.
Kakashi is reading a manga called Lord of the Flies. Sasuke remembers reading it as a beta reader. It is a terrible story about a group of children that was stranded to an island, and how terrible their small society of boys turns into as they try to survive on the island.
Somehow, Sasuke thinks Hotaru made the story based on his own personal experience. A bit exaggerated for the sake of edge, of course. Hotaru never speaks his life before entering the academy, but from the stories and rumors he heard about the orphanages in Konoha, the childcare institutions sounds like they are deliberately made to be overpopulated and underfunded as well as understaffed. Many orphans died before they finally enter the Academy.
Even from the gist of it, Sasuke could understand why Hotaru despise Konoha so much and refuse to serve the village by deliberating sabotaging his own career.
The only reason he's still alive was because Konoha want to breed out his bloodline. But day by day, Sasuke worries that even Konoha will stop being patient with him and imprisoned him, extracting his semen to breed out the Raiju power.
And it was by luck he had married a member of the Kurama Clan.
The presence of Kojima Konami alone had stopped Konoha from making drastic moves. The village was spared by Lord Kurama last time, but if Konoha commit yet another transgression to the a relative of Lord of Central Plains, with a swipe of a tail from hundreds of miles away, Lord Kurama can wipe Konoha out of existence.
Sasuke snorted.
Hotaru has some of the dumbest stroke of luck.
"Sasuke.", suddenly, Kakashi become more alert than usual. "I have a bad feeling. Let's check up on Miss Fujikaze."
Sasuke nodded, his hand on the ready to draw is HF Kusanagi, blade made by Naruto with High-Frequency Seal. This blade can cut through wall of steel. Naruto had made his blade as well as Hotaru's based on Hotaru's explanation of why blade imbued by lightning chakra cuts so well.
He followed behind Kakashi, silent as a mouse. Kakashi knocked on the door of Fujikaze Yukie's trailer but he got no respond.
Kakashi then break in. They looked around the trailer and Yukie is not there.
She's missing.
"Alert the securities!"
Sasuke nodded as Kakashi summoned Pakkun to begin tracking down Yukie. Sasuke reached the comms and alerted the securities. Soon enough, Naruto, the real one came to the base camp.
"Yukie is missing? How did anyone gets pass us?!", Naruto asked incredulously.
Kakashi came out of the trailer. His lone eye on alert. "I found a tunnel under the deep snow. We've been had. The Yuki-nin may not had been a natural ice user like thr Yuki clan, but they are proficient in a specialized Suiton that controls existing ice and snow. We've been had by our lack of familiarity with Hyoton."
Kakashi then summoned out his Spirit Blade, White Fang. Je doesn't release the shikainfor now though, so it remain in the form of an old tanto.
"Pakkun has caught her scent. Now lets chase her down."
"Alright! I promised Hotaru to get that movie deal with Yukie and I will not rest until I got it! Believe it!", Naruto hype himself up.
"Sure. Priorities.", Sasuke commented.
They sprinted across the snowy plains with Snow-walking technique. Hot in pursuit of Yukie.
If Kakashi had remembered, eh would had realized who is their client really is and he wouldn't had let her come here.
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"Let me go!"
"No can do, Princess Koyuki. Now that you have returned, it is imperative for us to secure you back into the safety of our home."
"Let go of me you murderer!"
Roga Nadare simply smirked to the tied up Princess Kazahana Koyuki, the real name of the famed actress Fujikaze Yukie. She is being carried over the shoulder of Fukuyama Mizore, that giant of a man.
"Princess, hold still. Mizore, want save, princess."
"Awe, look at you Mizore! Still our traitorous little princess' good boy!", Kakuyoku Fubuki mocked behind their back.
Koyuki seeth her teeth. "Traitor! You're the real traitor here! You betrayed my father and raise that monster as Daimyo!"
"Hahahaha!" Nadare laughed to the point his stomach hurts. "Did you heard her, everyone? She thinks daddy was a good guy! Silly Koyuki... Well I can't blame you. You were like what? 10 when you ran off from here? You didn't manage to finish the science class!"
Roga Nadare smirked.
"Did you know that melting all the ice and snow at the pole continent we live in just to have some flowers around is a really bad idea?"
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What? No waaaayyy~~ Who would have thought melting away million tonnes of ice is bad for the environment?!