CHAPTER THREE

MURDER FAMILY

Charlie was at a club with angel and cherri just drinking and chatting away the time as they listen to the stories about the many missions she's been on since joining blizto's company several months ago and as she, angel dust and cherri bomb sat at they're table angel was the first to start the conversation

Angel: So(Sips his drink) Anything Exciting Happen last week?

Cherri: Yeah! What Fucker Did You Have To Kill This Time?

Charlie took a quick chug of her drink and wipes my some drink of her lip and looks to her friends

Charlie: There Is one But You Sure You Can Handle It?

Angel: C'mon Char! How bad can it be?

to that charlie just shrugged at his response

Charlie: Okay... But Don't Say I Didn't Warn You

and so she began telling cherri and angel of the Murder Family incident

3 WEEKS AGO

we open on a regular day for charlie, arriving to work and greeting millie, moxxie and loona who are doing target practice but moxxie seemed to be shaking and she leaned against the door of blizto's office and suddenly jumped when hearing a woman shout

Mrs. Mayberry: SHE IS NOT A HERO!!!

and turned and faced the door and then the desk as a red light beeped on the words "crazy Client" and then back to M and loona who was holding up a photo of a simple family

Millie: Mox, stop shaking! You're going to kill our only hellhound

Loona: Wow, I fell Sooo loved here

Charlie: Come On Loona, You Know Blizto Will Be Devastated If Something Happened To You And I Hate To Lose A Friend

loona just kept her eyes on her phone but had a small blush on her face as moxxie sighed lowering his weapon as Millie kept couching him to take the shot but moxxie didn't have the heart for murdering a family, Charlie knows she couldn't even if they were evil but she knows a an assignment is an assignment even if you don't want to

Moxxie: But It's A Family, In What circumstances would we have to murder a family?

Millie: I Mean if that's what the client wants

Moxxie: Maybe Like A Shitty Dad, Or A Mafia Family That's Understandable(said in italian accent)

then gestures to the picture as it is held by loona as he was talking to millie

Moxxie: But To Eliminate An Entire Seemingly Innocent Middle Upper class Bloodline?!

loona then sits up and points to the picture as she makes a statement for moxxie on depending if they are innocent

Loona: Hey! You Don't Know They're Innocent! (The boy) This Kid Probably Sets Dogs On Fire, (the girl) Maybe This Girl Probably Gets Off Bullying Australian Kids Online! (The dad) And This Guy!, This Guy DEFINITELY WATCHES!

charlie makes herself some coffe and nods and then speaks on loona's behalf

Charlie: Exactly, The Many Sinners I've Seen Are Far Worse Than That And They Had An Actual Simple Home life Before Going Into Any Sin They Made That Ended Them Up Down Here

Moxxie: But-

moxxie was about to say something til his wife stopped him and moved his mouth to say what she was saying before kissing his face

Millie: Guilty And Innocent Aren't Our Business Mox, Killing Who Were Pay To Is Our Bussiness. Shoot the target

and moxxie puts his focus back to the picture loona is holding for him to shoot

Moxxie: I Just Saying It's A Bit Excessive And We Could Be More Selective Is All

Charlie: I Mean Sure But You Really Blizto Will Be Up For Selecting On Clients Hit Lists?

Blizto: GUYS I WANT YOU TO MEET!

he said barging out of his office with the client making moxxie jump and shoot the arrow as it bounces everywhere around the room and makes charlie drop her coffe and hits the picture and knocks and rattles the water tank with eels razzel and dazzel were under hiding from the arrow which was about to hit mayberry til Charlie grabs and stops it before it can and tosses it away and holds out her hand to greet the sinner who accepts

Blizto: Our Newest Client

the eel tank falls over and razzel and Dazzel move to Charlie as water from the tank spill and the electric eels cause a fire in the room

Blizto: DAMN IT MOX! I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS!!!

we cut to outside of the building were a fire truck is parked and also a taxi where the fire fighters demons take away the eels and blizto is talking to they're client as they go in the taxi

Blizto: bye and don't worry we'll get that skank in less than 24 hours or your first kill Is Free

then they drive off and moxxie asks about the deal his boss said

Moxxie: When Did We Start Implementing That Deal?

Blizto: When You Set Fire To My Office IN FRONT OF A CLIENT YOU BABY DICK SHIT! NOW SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THAT FANCY BOOK IS STILL INTACTED!

loona then pulls out thr grimore showing that the fire didn't get on it

Loona: You Mean Our Only Ticket To The Other Side? Yeah Got It

Blizto: And That's Why You're My Favorite Loonie(Pulls Out A Dog Treat) You Get A Treat Now

Loona: Ew Stop, (Sees Blizto Eat It Like A Lizard) YOU'RE SO GROSS!!!

she opens the book then a portal to the tagets house appears and the three imp and charlie began to go in the portal

Blizto: Oh Stop I Get Enough Of That From My Therapist, Now Let's Go Lick Some Ass!

he said pushing away moxxie's face and charlie giving an eye roll at his version of thr expression and millie while going into the portal corrects him

Millie: The Expression Is "Kicks Some Ass" Blizto

Blizto: Mines Better

Charlie: Not Really It Isn't No

Moxxie: Ooooh Fuck

they all enter the portal and landed in front of the fence of the house and then moxxie and blizto crawl into the bushes and charlie was with Millie on the other side, blizto then looked at the window

Blizto: Is That Her? Hahahahahaha This Too Easy, Moxxie You Want This One?

Moxxie: Me?

Blizto: Yeah This One Simple Enough For You To Handle, Just A Loving Mother Who Just Got Out Of The Hospital

moxxie sees the married couple nuzzling each others noses and then begins to hesitate and then he hears s gun load up

Blizto: Snoose You Loose Mox! And I Got Ya Bitch

Moxxie Turns to his boss in concern

Moxxie: Wait! Are We Actually Killing A Family

Blizto: Don't Be A Puss We're Just Killing A Mother, We're Ruining A Family!

Moxxie: But- Wait Hold On Let's Think About Th-

as he tried to get blizto to reconsider he accidentally causes blizto to shoot and it misses martha and her husband and her noticed the gunshot

Martha: What Was That Ralphy?

Ralph: I Don't Know Martha, But Whatever It Is...(Pulls Out A Shotgun) They're Going To Be Tomorrow Night's DINNER!

martha then puts down the tray and pulls out a shotgun and a glass with alcohol gulps it down and throws it to the floor and it smashes

Martha: Alright Kids, Guns Out!

the kids load up they're guns and everyone at the table with sharp teeth

Ralph: Looks like we got some Rabbits to catch Youngens Hahaha!

with blizto and moxxie outside as moxxie took multiple breaths as blizto looked at him pissed off

Blizto: What The Fuck Was That Moxxie?!

Moxxie: I'm Sorry, They Just Looked So Wholesome And Happy, I Panicked

Blizto: Oh Who The Fuck Is innocent Moxxie!? From the moment of birth you're already a parasite leeching off you're mama's tits, So Get Over Yourself You Baby Dick Prick-

the a gunshot fires through the woods between blizto and moxxie and blizto gets shot in the arm and tells everyone to scatter and moxxie is taken by the kids and Charlie turns into a small lizard to sneak in and save moxxie

MEANWHILE

Ralph followed Millie to the dock as he shoots at her and millie goes into the water and hides under the doc, ralph looks around the lake for any sight of her til she rises from the water and he tries to hit her with a beer bottle but she dodges causing him to miss then as she jumps in the air to stab him he hits millie with the bottle and knocks her out. With Blizto he was running from martha in the woods as she shot through the trees, and suddenly his phone rang and he answered it with the call from stolas

Blizto: What?!

stolas was calling from his home while in the bath with a grin on his face

Stolas: I've Come To Inform You That The Princess's Clarifications on using my book to do your job are taking far longer than necessary so how about We work out an exchange? Favors for favors?

blizto kept running from the gunshots from martha in the woods as he was talking to stolas on the phone as the bird demon was negotiating with him on the book

Stolas: Dosen't That Sound...Enticing~?

Blizto: Little Busy Here Trying Not To Get Fucked In My A!

a gunshot threw a tree came next to his face and he kept running, and we cut Stolas making the deal in the bath

Stolas: Once every Full Moon You Return The Book To Me, Followed By A Night Of Passionate fortification Aaaaand You Get To Keep It All Rest Of The Time, Sound Fair My Little Imp?

Blizto: Oh Blizto! I'm So Excited! I Can Not Wait Feel You're Slimy(Multiple Bleeps)

blizto was just disgusting by it and suddenly he's slammed against the tree with the back of thr shotgun by martha as stolas was still talking on the phone

Martha: So You're A Little Devil Huh? Here To Drag Me And Kin To Hell? Well Not Today Satan! Gonna Sens Y'all Back to Where You Came From!

BACK AT THE HOUSE

Charlie while disguised as a small lizard moves through the cracks and finds moxxie in the attic as he is tied up to a chair with the little children ready to kill him in a Texas chainsaw massacre like room, and she sees the fire from the window as then sees moxxie shout

Moxxie: MILLIE!

she transforms back and kicks the boy to a wall and dodges a bullet from the girl them moxxie slams her to the floor with the chair a uses a knife to break free and charlie throws the chair causing the window to break and they run off into the woods to save they're comrades, and they find Blizto and millie tied up to a log and on fire and then charlie brings moxxie closer cause she had a plan

Charlie:(Whispering) I'll Destract The Crazy Couple While You Free Millie And Blizto

Moxxie nods and then charlie teleports herself on top of the log for both martha and ralph to see and millie and blizto smile

Martha: Who Are You Suppose To Be Darling?

Charlie: Oh Me? Just A Demon Who Happens To Be Lucifer's Daughter

the humans start getting scared as they are now facing the devil's child from hell itself but martha wasn't gonna let these demons drag her to hell and she loads up her gun and prepares to shoor til Charlie disappears with red and yellow dust and martha is confused as then Charlie appears infront of her and punches her in the face then kicks ralph hard a he flies into a tree and moxxie points his gun behind her and shoots martha in the eye then goes to untie millie and charlie picks up blizto from the floor with his injured arm

Moxxie: Sir I'm Gonna Go Grab Something I Left At The House

Blizto: Alright Whatever Makes Us Go Home Faster, Char Could You Call Loona For Me?

and so the princess did and the portal was opened up for them to return to hell and moxxie apparently called the cops on the family and before she or moxxie could leave a helicopter blew up the house and killec the rest of the family and the two were left shocked at the fate of the children and father then blizto dragged them into the portal

PRESENT DAY

charlie finished her glass and slouched back in her seat as angel and cherri looked stuned at what they just heard

Charlie: And Then We Ate Some Cake With Mrs. Mayberry And Had Laugh. The End

Angel : ...WHAT THE FUCK?!

TO BE CONTINUED

END OF CHAPTER THREE