On the aftermath stage with Geoff and Bridgette.

Geoff: "Attention Total Drama fanatics! We are back for another aftermath. "I'm your co-host, Geoff, and here is your other cohost, my beautiful girl Bridgette."

Bridgette: "That's right, we are back for another-"

"Reunion". Bridgette is interrupted. The person who interrupts her is Blainely.

Geoff and Bridgette (shocked): "Blainey"?

Blainely: "That's right. I am now taking over as the main host".

Bridgette and Geoff: "What"?

Blainely: "That's right. Says right here by the Total Drama producers.

She shows them the paper. Bridgette reads it.

Bridgette: "You've got to be kidding me. You're now the main host while we're second fiddle"?

Geoff: "What? That's unfair"?

Blainely: Well, I don't make the rules. Well, let's get started. A lot has happened. Let's get to our first eliminated contestant in this aftermath. She is enemies with Gwen and Leshawna. She got smacked around by Leshawna. Please welcome our favorite villain, Heather"!

Heather made her way out onto the stage, scowling in her typical fashion.

Heather: "Great, you had to bring up that stuff from the island didn't you?"

Blainely: "There's a reason why it's the most beloved season, and that episode had more ratings than any other show."

Heather: "Of course it is." Heather rolled her eyes and let out a sigh. "However, there is some consolation in knowing I was such a threat they didn't want get rid of."

Blainely: "You think you would've beat them if you stayed"?

Heather (scoffs): "I know I would have beat them".

Blainely: "So how do you think Alejandro is doing"?

Heather: "He's good but he would be here if I was still in the game. He's lucky I'm out".

Blainely: "Ooh Spicy. You may go".

Heather: "Whatever".

She makes her way to the peanut gallery.

"Blainely": Now, to the next person. He is a big full of joy and positivity, and the winner of Total Drama Island. Let's welcome Owen".

Owen runs out on stage.

Owen: "What's up, everyone"?

Blainely: "Please tells us why you willingly gave up for shot at a million bucks".

"I already won and had my chance. I wanted to give a chance to my little buddy Noah. He deserves this". He was met with various cheers. "Oh, does anyone know where Izzy is?"

"BONZAI!" this was when Izzy suddenly dropped down from above, screeching like a banshee, and landed on Owen's shoulders "Hey big guy, what's up?"

Owen: "Izzy!" Owen suddenly grabbed her by the waist and pulled her into a hug. "I was so dumb to break up with you!"

Izzy: "I get it. I was suffocating you".

Owen: "But I was wrong. Miss you more than anyone. More than even food. I want you to take me back, and you can kick me in the kiwis as many times as you want! I'll even do it to myself if I have to!"

Izzy (smiling): "You know what big guy"?

She grabs his shirt and takes him backstage, earning a series of odd looks from the others.

Blainely (uncomfortable): "Ok, that was a little awkward". (She smiles.) She spent half the season stalking and molesting Cody. She definitely tried to kill Courtney. She's also Total Drama's number one stalker and blogger, let's give it up for Sierra!"

A loud sobbing noise was heard as Sierra made her way out onto the stage, her eyes red and puffy, and she walked right to the Peanut Gallery and sat down without another word.

Blainely: "Okay crier. Let's start off with the segment "That's Gonna Leave a Mark!".

The clip rolled, and it showed the following moments of contestants in excruciating pain:

● Noah was in the confessional holding up a sausage, only to be attacked by a pack of corgis.

● After being captured by the tube in Area 51, Tyler was tortured by aliens, including being electrocuted.

● While Sierra was riding her emu in Australia, the emu suddenly threw her off, causing her to scream.

● The last clip in the segment featured Sierra in a fit of rage, trying to attack Courtney after finding out she kissed Cody.

Blainely: "Well, seeing these people suffer has been fun".

She turns to the peanut gallery.

Blainely: "I want to address the biggest thing. "Not too long after Heather was eliminated, a certain incident occurred in a confessional between two team members. Courtney kissed Cody on the lips." She was met with an uproar from those in the audience and some sobbing from Sierra. "That's right, Courtney and Cody became a couple, and the fanbase has been going crazy over it ever since." And that was enough to make Sierra start to wail in a thunderous fashion. "Can we get some elephant tranquilizers over here already?" she was met with several interns appearing and dragging Sierra off stage. "Thank you for that. Since we've seen how those on the plane have reacted to the new couple, I think it's only fair that we hear some opinions from those off the plane, particularly from some of their closest friends." She waved a hand and had some spotlights shine down on Bridgette and Geoff. Ok, now you two will finally have a chance to contribute. Bridgette, you are Courtney's best friend. What are your thoughts on her and Cody becoming a couple"?

Bridgette: "I'll admit I was shocked. Courtney not killing Duncan after he broke up with her shocked me first of all. Her getting together with Cody was something nobody here expected. However, they seem happy together, and Courtney seems to be treating him better than she is treating Duncan. Cody had a crush on Gwen, but he seems really into Courtney, so I'm happy for them".

This earns her an applause.

Blainely: "Geoff, you're Duncan's best friend. How do you feel about Courtney and Cody's relationship and Duncan's reaction"?

Geoff: "I feel bad for my bro. He broke up with her because he was unhappy but seeing her happy with someone else has made him realize he's not over her. Feel bad for my bro, but I wish Cody and Courtney all the best. Like Bridge said, I did not expect them to get together. Everyone here thought Duncan and Gwen would get together".

Bridgette: "Not me babe".

Blainely: "Alright". (She turns to Trent.) "Trent, you're Cody's buddy. How do you feel about your fellow drama brother and Courtney being together? You must be relieved he's not with Gwen".

Trent: "Cody is a good friend of mine. I know he had a big crush on Gwen. Never expected him to get together with Courtney. However, I'm happy for them".

This earns him an applause.

Blainely: "Looks like Gwen is into you again. What are your thoughts"?

Audience: "Oooh".

Trent (embarrassed): "I'm more shocked at that. I thought she was into Duncan, but seeing her having these feelings for me is shocking. I still like her. I haven't gotten over her. I hope she's still into me when we see each other again. I do want to walk to her when I see her next. Hopefully, she's willing to give our relationship another try."

He gets a bigger applause.

Blainely (unhappy): "Well, so much for any drama. Now, it's time for the next part. Interns".

She gestured to where a few interns had cannons armed with cans of peanuts locked and loaded.

Owen: "Peanuts…"? Owen started drooling.

Blainely: "Fire in the hole!" The interns to fire the peanut cans at the various contestants

Blainely: "Crack them".

Leshawna opened her can of peanuts, only for a golden Chris head to spring out of it.

Leshawna: "A Chris in the box? Really"? She complains.

Lindsay: "Hey Tyler, did you open yours yet?" Lindsay opened her can, only for a Chris head to spring out and hit the ground next to her, which went unnoticed by her.

"Looks like Captain Cranium, aka Lindsay, is in it to win it. That leaves three more."

"Owen rips open his can, causing the head to sprout up from inside.

Owen: "Aww man, no peanuts". He complains.

Harold opens his and sees nothing.

Harold: "Gosh darn"! He complains

"Excuse me, second best looking?"

Blainely: "Well that's it for that segment".

Leshawna: "So we did this for nothing"?

Blainely (annoyed): "Don't blame me. Blame the producers for being cheap".

Geoff (annoyed): "Can we contribute"?

Blainely: "No, it's my show"!

Geoff (to Bridgette): "She's worse than I was last season".

Bridgette: "Agreed".

Blainely: "I heard that". She says, mad.

Geoff and Bridgette roll their eyes.

Blainely: "Geoff, why don't you make yourself useful and sing a song"?

Geoff: "Sure".

He goes up to the Drama Brothers.

Geoff: "You guys mind playing for me"?

Harold: "Yeah, bud".

Trent: "Sure".

Justin: "This good looking guy can".

Geoff: "Okay, brothers, let's do this." With the Drama Brothers backing him up, Geoff started off the song, Russian style: "Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl!"

Blainely: "That's me!"

Geoff: "Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl!"

Blainely (upset): "Wait, what?!"

Bridgette: "You go, babe." She screams happily.

Geoff: She's a nasty fake blond schemer who calls herself your host! Without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast, hey!"

Blainely: "Hey- Hey!"

Geoff: "She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's so full of you know what, she has to double flush the can!"

Blainely: "I eat a lot of fiber!"

Geoff: "She bought to pairs of the same jeans, one size four and one size eight! So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!"

Blainely: "Hey!"

Geoff: "She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you! There's thick black hair between her toes; her real name isn't Blainely! She's a phony, scheming weasel nose, and her real name isn't Blainely! She steals and lies cause she's evil bros, and her real name isn't Blainely! It's Mildred!" and that closed out the song, earning a loud chorus of cheers from the audience and the Peanut Gallery "Alright, give me an update, babe; how did I do?" he looked up and saw a pissed off bear charging at the camera before it cut out, much to the horror of him and almost everyone else present.

Blainely: "Oh, with that, we will take a break. Stay tuned".

Following the commercial break.

Blainely: "Well, we are back; wow, did that get out of hand?".

Geoff: "I don't regret my actions".

Blainely: "Uh huh?" she asks, annoyed. "So, how are we all doing?"

No answer.

Blainely: "I see, so how are we enjoying the season? DJ".

DJ: "I've been feeling better since I got out".

Blainely: "You mean after Alejandro completely played you"?

DJ (frowns): "I don't like what he did."

Blainely: "Come on, you need to have more than that. He ultimately used and abused you. Made you think your curse was back. You were doing better until he pulled that trick on you".

DJ: "You're right about what he did, but my mamma taught me never to hate anyone, so I don't hate him. I'm just very disappointed".

Blainely (dissatisfied): "Boring." She smiles. "You know what? I want to get everyone's thoughts on Courtney's and Cody's relationship. Let's start with".

Suddenly, a scream is heard. Ezekiel comes flying through and falls on the ground.

Ezekiel: "Oww". He groans in pain.

Blainely: "Ezekiel, there you are. So nice if you to join us".

Ezekiel: "No problem". He says, standing up in pain".

Blainely: "I was just getting ready to hear everyone's thoughts on Courtney and Cody being a couple. Since you were booted first again (she says mockingly), what are your thoughts of them as a couple"?

Ezekiel: "Thanks for reminding me," he says, upset. I was shocked. I didn't expect them to get together. "

Blainely: "Fair". She turns to the peanut gallery. "Net up is Eva. What are your thoughts"?

Eva: "Don't care". She says in an uncaring mood.

Blainely (upset): "Gee, thanks for the emotion," she says sarcastically. Justin, how about you?"

Justin: "That shocked me. Cody of all people"? He says in disgust. "I thought she was using him to get Duncan jealous, but what's even more shocking is that she likes him. Eww".

Bridgette: "Hey, don't say that. He may be weird, but he's a good guy".

Leshawna: "Tell him, girl"!.

Justin: "Point still stands".

Blainely (smiling): "Thank you. Katie, you're next".

Katie: "Oh my gosh. Sadie and I were sad because we love Duncey, but now we see they are so cute together".

Sadie: "Yeah, so cute". She says affectionately.

Blainely (mad): "I haven't called on you yet, Sadie. How about you, Izzy"?

Izzy is busy gazing at Owen.

Blainely: "IZZY". She screams.

Izzy (shocked): "Oh, never expected crazy pants and weird Cody to get together, but hey, that's life." She smiles.

Blainely (smiling): "Thank you. Beth"?

Beth: "Oh, I was shocked. Courtney is so mean, and she and Cody are nothing alike. I never expected them to get together".

Blainely: "I mean, Courtney and Duncan were nothing alike".

Beth: "Fair, but they made more sense than Courtney and Cody. I still have no idea how they work out".

Blainely: "I get it. Sadie, do you have anything else to add"?

Sadie: "Katie and I just find them so cute together". The two best friends cheer in excitement.

Blainely: "Well then, Harold, Cody is your fellow Drama Brother. How do you feel about him and Courtney?".

Harold: "Good for my fellow brother. I don't like Courtney, but he seems happy with her. Plus, there's some constellation of Duncan's jealousy".

Blainely: "That's a way of looking at it. Trent and Bridgette, I already got your thoughts. Lindsay"?

Lindsay (confused): "What"?

Blainely: "What are your thoughts on Cody and Courtney"?

Lindsay: "What about them"?

Blainely (annoyed): "What are your thoughts on them as a couple"?

Lindsay: "Oh right, they are a couple. They're cute".

Blainely: "It cannot be this hard. DJ. I know you're good friends with Duncan. How do you feel about Courtney and Cody"?

DJ: "Can't say it didn't shock me. Like none of us saw it coming. However, they seem happy together, so I'm ok with this".

Blainely: "Even though Duncan is hurt"?

DJ (sighs): "It hurts to see my friend hurting, but he broke up with Courtney, so she's free to date whomever she wants."

Blainely (smiles): "Leshawna"?

Leshawna: "I was shocked. I did not see that coming. I'm not the biggest fan of Courtney and Cody, and I have talked only a few times, but they seem happy together. She treats him well, so I have no issue."

Blainely: " Heather. Their relationship started after you left. So what are your thoughts"?

Heather (scoffs): "Courtney got together with that dweeb. Pathetic".

Leshawna: "Well, that dweeb found someone before you". She says mockingly.

Many crowd members laugh, causing Heather to glare at Leshawna.

Blainely: "We'll finish off with you, Owen".

Owen is gazing at Izzy.

Blainely (mad): "OWEN"!

Owen shocked): "Oh sorry. I was shocked. Never thought they'd get together".

Blainely (smiling): "Thank you. Now a show of hands; who expected Duncan and Gwen to be the ones to kiss?".

Most of the cast, Blainely, and the audience raise their hands.

Blainely: "Very interesting. So if we all bet on them, we would have lost big".

Geoff: "Wow, so many people thought Duncan and Gwen would kiss".

Bridgette: "Yeah, shocking".

Blainely: "Trent, how do you feel about most of us thinking Duncan and Gwen would kiss"?

Trent (embarrassed): "I'm shocked. I'm one of the few who did not predict this."

Blainely: "Well, you are right, and you still have a chance with Gwen".

Trent is still embarrassed.

Blainely: "Next, I want to know from all of you who will win the season. I'll start with you, Ezekiel. Who do you think will win the season"?

Ezekiel: "That Alejandro guy seems to have his grip on the same, so I say him."

Blainely: "Interesting. Eva? You have to give an answer".

Eva (annoyed): "Fine. I say Alejandro. He's Heather with social skills".

Heather scoffs at this.

Blainely (laughs): "Justin".

Justin: "Alejandro, only because I'm not there".

This makes several people laugh at him, upsetting him as a result.

Blainely: "Good one. Katie"?

Katie: "You know so many people. I'm going to say Courtney. Girl has the drive to win".

Blainely: "Izzy"?

Izzy: "I wish I could say my boy Owen, but with him out, I'll pick his friend Noah."?

Blainely "Noah"? She asks, confused.

Izzy: "You never know".

Blainely: "Alright, Beth".

Beth: "I don't like him, but Alejandro. He's running the game".

Blainely: "Sadie"?

Sadie: "Probably Alejandro, unfortunately". She says sadly.

Blainely: "Harold"?

Harold (mad): "Anyone but that jerk, Alejandro.

Blainely (annoyed): "I need one person".

Harold: "I want to pick Cody as a fellow drama brother, but I just don't see him winning. I don't want to choose Courtney or Duncan. I say, Gwen".

Blainely: "Trent".

Trent: "I have faith in Gwen. I pick her".

Blainely (smiling): "No shock there. Bridgette"?

Bridgette: "Courtney is my girl. I have faith she will take down Alejandro".

Blainely: "Lindsay"?

Lindsay: "Yes"?

Blainely (annoyed): "Who is your pick to win the season"?

Lindsay: "Is Tyler still there"?

Blainely: "Thank goodness you still remember his name. Yes".

Lindsay: "I pick Tyler".

Blainely: "Good. DJ"?

DJ: "Duncan has had a rough go, but I'm picking him. He did win last season".

Blainely (smiling): "Geoff"?

Geoff: "Going with my bro Duncan. However, I will be so happy with anyone who takes out that jerk Alejandro". He says angrily.

Blainely: "Leshawna"?

Leshawna: "My girl Gwen".

Blainely: "Heather"?

Heather: "He's not as good as me, but Alejandro".

Blainely: "And lastly, Owen."

Owen: "My little buddy Noah".

Blainely: "Ok, that's six votes for Alejandro, 3 for Gwen, 2 for Courtney, Noah, and Duncan, 1 for Tyler, and nothing for Cody. Ouch for Cody. None of you think Cody can win"?

Heather: "Courtney will drag him along and throw him to the wolves to win".

Bridgette (mad): "Hey, stop being mean. It's not that I don't think he can win. I just have more faith in others".

Blainely: "Ouch. Alright, for our last segment, I want to know who you all think will be voted out next. Ezekiel, we'll start with you."

Ezekiel: "I don't know. Eh Tyler"?

Blainely: "Eva"?

Eva: "Alejandro is out for Noah. I think his time is up".

Blainely: "Justin"?

Justin: "Noah".

Blainely: "Katie"?

Katie: "I want to say Duncan. He has gone crazy".

Blainely: "Interesting. Izzy"?

Izzy: "Uhh, Duncan".

Blainely: "Beth"?

Beth: "I don't want it to be Noah, but I feel like it is him".

Blainely: "Sadie"?

Sadie: "Noah". She says sadly.

Blainely: "Harold"?

Harold: "Alejandro". He says bitterly.

Blainely: "Love the boldness and bitterness. Trent"?

Trent: "I'm afraid for Noah". He says sadly.

Blainely: "Bridgette"?

Bridgette: "I agree with most who say, Noah."

Blainely: "Lindsay"?

Lindsay: "Tyler".

This confused everyone.

Blainely: "You think Tyler will be voted out"?

Lindsay: "Yup".

Blainely: Bu- you know what? Never mind. DJ"?

DJ: "Noah". He says sadly.

Blainely: "Geoff"?

Geoff: "Alejandro". He says bitterly.

Blainely (smiles): "Good. Leshawna".

Leshawna: "Noah, but want it to be Alejandro". She says bitterly.

Blainely: "Heather".

Heather: "Noah is done".

Blainely: "Owen".

Owen: "I'm never going against my little buddy. I choose Tyler".

Blainely: "So most of you pick Noah. Ouch, but true".

Geoff: "So, are we done yet"? He asks, annoyed.

Blainely: "Somebody is bitter, I see."

Bridgette: "You stole our show". She says, mad.

Blainely: "Producers' decision. Not my fault I'm better at this than both of you".

Bridgette and Geoff scoff.

Blainely: "Well, that's it for this aftermath show again. See you next time on Total Drama World Tour".

Notes:

Some drama at the reunion.

Nobody expects Cody to win; many expect Noah to be out next.

Almost everybody was shocked at Courtney and Cody getting together, as they expected Duncan and Gwen to get together. We all know what happens in canon.