Authors notes: Welcome to my new compilation series, SML from the Inside Out. I'm not normally a big SML person, but I would like to see what happens to the Inside Out emotions when they are put in similar shenanigans.
Also, I will be taking requests, but don't spam the requests okay.
Double also, most of the content is for mature audiences, so proceed with caution.
Another also, my OC character Intelligence from Inside Out: A Spark of Logic will be in this series.
But anyways, this first story is based on "Jeffy".
Story 1: New Emotions!
In Riley's mind, there was an evil force invading Headquarters, and it has a name, which unfortunately looks more like a dream. "Help!", Joy said while screaming, as a masked Anger holds her hostage, "Shut up! I don't know why you're screaming,", he said, "But no one's gonna stop me!".
Just then, Fear in a superhero outfit and muscular body appeared and said, "Let her go, or suffer the consequences.". "Fear!?", Joy said with excitement, "Thank goodness you're here!". "Wait!", Anger said with shock, "Who is he with that gorgeous hair?!".
"I shampoo and condition!", Fear said, as Joy kept eyeing how Fear's hair is flowing in the breeze. "Oh, the hair! It's my only weakness!", Anger said. "Are you ready to die?", Fear asked, while levitating, and Anger responds back, "Oh, he can fly too!".
"Of course I can!", Fear said, "I'm Super Hair Man! Uh... Supair... Super... Sup-hair Man!". "Hair!", he said, as the hair went all over Anger. "Agh!", Anger said with agony, "It's too much!", and dropped Joy, causing Fear to fly down to save her. "I gotcha!", Fear said, as Joy was about to kiss him, thanking him for saving her.
It was however revealed to be a dream, as Fear rolled off his bed, and landed on the ground. When Fear woke up, he was now disappointed, "Oh, man.", he said, "It was just a dream.". "I wish my life was like that dream.", Fear said, and Anger soon asked, "What dream?".
"Well, Anger...", Fear said, "I dreamt I had a whole head of hair, but I only have one strand.". "Well, can you imagine me being a sexy beast?", Anger teased. "Seriously!", Disgust shouted, with Sadness making Fear feel better. "Well, my life is already sad.", Sadness said.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang. "Who's at the door?", Sadness asked, and Fear responded, "They might have woken me up from my dream.". "I'll go see what it is.", Anger said with frustration.
When Anger opened the door, he soon noticed four people outside. One was orange and was fidgety, one was teal and had cute eyes, one was indigo and had a smartphone, and one was pink and wearing a hoodie. "Hello?", Anger said before noticing them. "Hey!", the orange emotion said, and the pink one said, "You wanna see my pencil?".
"Your pencil?!", Anger asked with confusion, "Who the heck are you, and what are you doing here!". "Oh, my name's Anxiety!", the orange emotion said, "And these are my friends, Embarrassment, Envy, and Ennui.". "Okay?", Anger said, as he noticed a note in Anxiety's hand, "What's this?".
The note reads, "We are recently dropped off here, so please let us in. Sorry if we are a disturbance?". "Sorry?!?!", Anger said with shock, "What are you guys doing here?", he continued. "Oh, we've been recently dropped off, and we are pretty good emotions.", Anxiety said.
"Well, I can't let you in.", Anger said, "So where is the person who dropped you guys here.". "He drove off.", Envy, the teal emotion said, which made Anger more furious, as Embarrassment, the pink emotion said, "Wanna see my pencil?", while holding a pencil. "You already showed me that!", Anger said. "See, it can go in my nose!", Embarrassment said, but Anxiety grabbed the pencil away from him.
"Pencils aren't meant for noses!", Anxiety said, and Embarrassment kept saying, "Why?", with Anger screaming for him to stop. Envy soon grabbed the pencil, and she asked, "You wanna see me draw a pretty picture?". "No! No pretty picture!", Anger said, but Envy is drawing a picture on the wall.
"I'm drawing on the wall! It's a pretty picture!", Envy said gleefully, but Anxiety stopped her. "What if I came to your house, and drew a pretty picture on your wall!", Anger asked. But Envy, still holding the pencil said, "Go for it.". "No go for it!", Anger screamed, but Envy said, "Yes go for it!". "Stop it!", Anger shouted.
Ennui, the indigo emotion just did nothing, except texting on her phone. "What are you doing!", Anger asked, but Ennui didn't respond making Anger more calm. "How about this!", Anger said, "You guys come inside, and I'll get you some gummies.".
"Gummies?", Ennui said blandly. "Yes.", Anger said. "Okay.", Anxiety said, as she led the others inside. "Remember, you guys are temporary until Joy comes!", Anger said to them.
Soon, he told the other emotions what has happened. "Why did this happen?", Anger said, "Why'd did those four show up at our door. All the places and they chose Headquarters?". "Listen.", Sadness said, "We'll give them the gummies, and then Fear will call Joy.".
"Hey, you guys.", Anger grumbled, "We got you gummies.". "Why?", Ennui asked, to which Anger said, "Because, we said we got you gummies.". "Feed me, I'm a giraffe!", Ennui demanded, who is lying on the couch, her head flopping on the side.
"No, you're not a giraffe!", Anger argued. "Gummy goes in there.", Ennui said with her mouth wide open. "Yeah, the gummy does go in there, but you can put the gummy there.", Anger said, as Ennui said, "You do it.".
"Can I sit next to you?", Envy asked Disgust. "Why?", Disgust said, but Envy places a mat next to Disgust, then she sat on the mat. "What the...", Disgust said with shock, "I didn't say yes!". "Wait...", Disgust said, noticing something peculiar about this setup, "Are you wearing a diaper?!".
"Yeah.", Envy confessed, "Sometimes I have accidents.". "Ew...", Disgust said with disgust. "Doesn't matter.", Anger said all annoyed, "Here's a whole box of gummies.". Fear was with Embarrassment, who was still trying to put the pencil in his nose.
"What the heck are you doing?!", Fear said with horror, "Stop it!". "I'm trying to put a pencil in my nose!", Embarrassment said, however Fear said, "The pencil does not go in your nose.". "Why?", Embarrassment asked, and Fear replied, "Because pencils aren't meant for noses!".
"Then why does my nose have holes in it.", Embarrassment asked, and Anxiety respond, "To breathe?". "Does your nose have holes in it?", Embarrassment asked, and Anxiety said, "Yes, every nose has a hole in it.". "Then a pencil goes in it!", Embarrassment shouted.
"Just because a pencil can fit in it,", Fear warned, "Doesn't mean you literally put one in there.". "Open the nose!", Embarrassment said, holding out the pencil to Fear. "No open the nose!", Fear screamed. "Yes open the nose!", Embarrassment said. "Just eat the gummies okay?", Fear said, as Embarrassment said, "You wanna see my pencil?", yet again.
"You already showed that to me every five seconds.", Fear said, backing away from Embarrassment, "Just eat the gummies, and I'll be right back!".
"Come on, answer the phone!", Fear said, holding the phone receiver to his ear. Soon, a voice can be heard, and it was Joy. "Hi, Fear!", she said, "Sorry if I'm going to be late.". "Listen...", Fear panicked, "We have a huge problem!". "You know you can get the hair implant.", Joy said.
"I'm not talking about that!", Fear shouted. "Then what are you worrying about this time, Fear?", Joy asked. "Well, Anger answered the door, while you're out, and there were four strangers outside.", Fear explained. "Ooh!", Joy said with intrigue, "Were they selling cookies?". "Actually, I think they might be abandoned!", Fear explained.
"What?!?!", Joy said with shock, gripping her phone, and Fear interrupted, "Yeah, I need you to come back right now!". "Okay, okay, I'm coming back right now, Fear!", Joy said, and hung up in a hurry, much to Fear's now calm demeanor. However, that's won't last long.
"Don't worry guys, help is on the way!", Fear said, but soon noticed that there was a mess. The gummies are everywhere and Anxiety was fidgeting, and has gummies in her ears. "Why does Embarrassment have that pencil in his nose!", Fear said. "What?", Anxiety shouted, "What'd you say?". "Why did Embarrassment put that pencil in his nose!", Fear repeated, and Anxiety said, "I can't hear you!".
Anger soon bonked Anxiety on the head. "Get the gummies out of your ears!", he said with anger. Embarrassment soon asked, "Where'd my pencil go!", and started to cry, and Disgust, who was with Envy, backed away and said, "Try checking up your nose!".
Embarrassment soon felt better when he heard this, and giggled. Soon, the doorbell rang, and Anxiety asked if she can answer it, but Fear told her to stay there. "Thank goodness you're here, Joy!", Fear said, "There was an emotion who shoved a pencil up his nose!". "What?! Why would you let him do that?", Joy asked, who was holding shopping bags.
"I didn't let him do it...", Fear said frantically, "I told him not to do it, but he did it anyways.". "Well, I found a coloring book and some crayons.", Joy said, "So they might like that.". "Well, you know what he's gonna do with those crayons?", Fear asked, "He's gonna shove them up his nose. Because he thinks that his nose has holes in it, and stuff goes in there.".
"Oh, Fear,", Joy said, "He's not going to do that!". "Well,", Fear said, "Come on inside, and we'll show you.".
"Okay, these are the emotions, I've been talking about.", Fear said, and Anxiety soon noticed Joy. "You must be Joy. Hi, I'm Anxiety.", she greeted to Joy. "Oh.", Joy said, "Hi, Anxiety.". "Anyways, over there is Embarrassment, that's Ennui, and over there is...", Anxiety tried to say, before noticing something off. Envy was missing.
"Oh no!", Anxiety said with panic, as Joy asked, "What's wrong, Anxiety?". "Disgust! Were you watching Envy?", Anxiety asked, and Disgust said a bland, "No.". "Oh no!", Anxiety said, while fidgeting, "She's on the loose in the area!". "It's gonna be okay.", Joy said.
"No! It's not okay, they are crazy!", Anger said, "Anxiety had gummies in her ears, and Embarrassment had a pencil in his nose!". "Which is not sanitary!", Disgust said with agreement. "Okay, let's split up to find Envy! She's very small, teal, and wears a polka dot dress!", Anxiety ordered, "You guys look that way, I'll look this way!".
"Envy!", Anxiety shouted, "Envy, where are you?". "Uh, you wanna see my pencil?", Embarrassment asked, hoping that Envy might come out. "You literally have to keep saying that?", Anxiety asked, and Embarrassment just blushed and said, "What?". "Uh... guys?", Joy said, from another room, "I think I found her.".
"That's great!", Anxiety said, as she and the other emotions went to where Joy is, which is the bathroom. "Alright, where is she?", Fear asked, and Envy is shown on the toilet, wrapped in toilet paper. "Hey everyone, I'm a mummy!", Envy said, with innocence.
"You're not a mummy, Envy!", Disgust shouted, "Why'd you make a mess with the toilet paper?!". "Because I have to go poo poo.", Envy said. "Well, did you go poo poo?", Anxiety asked, and Envy said she did, even saying that the good news is that she's wearing a diaper, so it's all good.
"Well, that's good.", Joy said, but Anxiety interrupted, "No. It's not good, because she forgot to take it off.". "What?", Joy asked with confusion, before realizing something, as Anger said, "Now you had an accident in your diaper.". "At least I went to the bathroom.", Envy said, but Disgust interrupted, "But you had an accident!". "Bingo!", Envy said, "So who's gonna wipe me?".
"Um... can you wipe her?", Anxiety asked Disgust, but she totally disagreed. "It's starting to itch!", Envy said, which causes everyone to recoil, as Envy soon said, "It's running up my back.". "Listen.", Anger said, "I'll deal with her, Joy can you call the mind police and file a found emotion report?", to which Joy agrees, leaving Anger and Envy alone.
"Alright now,", Anger said to Envy, "We got you cleaned up, and now you and the others have to clean up the mess you made.". Anxiety is shown stimming her fingers, as Envy said, "But the toilet's still clean.". "Yes...", Disgust said, "Because you forgot to pull your pants down, which is disgusting!".
Anger is now getting annoyed by Anxiety, asking her to stop, but Joy soon arrived saying that the cops are on their way. "That's good!", Anger said, "Anxiety is being weird right now! She's fidgeting her fingers, and making that weird face, and she's won't answer me!".
"Anxiety!", Anger said, trying to snap Anxiety out of her state, "Anxiety, stop it! Anxiety! Anxiety, stop doing that right now. Anxiety, please! How could you?". "You're doing it in front of Joy!", Anger shouted, "Please stop!". "Wait.", Sadness said, "Grab the coloring book, that might distract her.". "Okay,", Joy said, holding the book up.
"Hey, Anxiety. Look at the coloring book.", Sadness said. "Coloring book?", Anxiety asked. "Yes, have you colored in one before?", Joy asked, and Anxiety said, "No.". "I'll show you.", Joy said, holding up a crayon, "The pages in this book, you color in them with a crayon.".
"I want the crayon!", Embarrassment said excitingly, "I want the crayon for my nose!". "No! You're not going to put it in your nose!", Disgust said. "But his nose has an extra hole in it.", Ennui said blandly, still texting. "But still, you use them breathing, and he's not going to put it in his nose!", Disgust said.
"But I want the crayon for my nose!", Embarrassment said, "Let me have it.". "You not putting it in your nose!", Anger screamed, and Anxiety screamed back, "He wants it for his nose!". "We're not going to give it to you, if you're going to put it in his nose!", Disgust said.
"Fine,", Anxiety said, "I won't put it in his nose!". "Promise?", Joy asked, and Anxiety is sure, as Joy gave her a yellow crayon. "You better not put that in his nose, Anxiety!", Anger said through his teeth. However, Anxiety did the unthinkable and put the crayon in Embarrassment's nose. Anger pulls it out, and shouted, "No more crayon for you, bad emotion!".
Anxiety starts bawling, and cried, "You said I'm a bad emotion!", and started hitting her head on the couch. "Now look what you done!", Envy sarcastically said, "You made her cry!". "What do we do!", Fear asked in panic, and Joy soon said, "Anxiety, you're a good emotion!", and Sadness did the same thing, making Anxiety calm down.
"You said I'm a good emotion, right here?", Anxiety asked, and everyone said "Yes!". Soon, the doorbell rang, and Anger decides to answer it.
It was none other than Intelligence, a highly sophisticated cognitive function, who looks more like an emotion in his structure. "Hey there.", he said, "You called a cop?". "Yes!", Anger said, "Please kill me.". "Oh, do I have to take you to a padded room, you little psycho?", Intelligence teased.
"No!", Anger said all annoyed, "We need your help! Come inside, please!", leading the officer inside. "Okay. The problem is right here.", Anger said. "I can see it.", Intelligence said, looking at Joy, "A happy-go-lucky ditz. Tell me about it, they're nothing but trouble.".
"Not her.", Anger corrected, "Them!", and he pointed at the four emotions he's talking about. "Look!", Embarrassment said, "I found my pencil!". "Well, I'm glad you found your pencil.", Anger said all annoyed, but soon noticed that the pink emotion has the crayon in his nose. "Why is there a crayon in your nose?", Anger asked.
"Anxiety, why is there a crayon in his nose!", Anger shouted, but Anxiety cried, "I'm sorry, I tried to stop myself, but he's just so persistent.". "Uh...", Intelligence said, "Why is there a crayon in his nose?". "Because he's recently been doing that lately!", Fear said with a panic.
But then Embarrassment asked, "Wait! Where'd my crayon go? Has anyone see my crayon!", he continued, "It's yellow!". "Okay, can someone explain to me what's going on?", Intelligence asked. "I'll explain everything.", Fear announced.
"This is what happened...", Fear explained, "I was having a dream, and then me and the others heard a knock on the door. Anger soon went to the door, and these four showed up at the door, and they said they were dropped off and abandoned!". "Okay, hold up!", Intelligence said, "Let me ask them some questions first.".
"You must be Anxiety.", Intelligence said to the orange emotion, "Do you remember where you guys were last time?". "Camp!", Anxiety said. "Okay... a camp.", Intelligence said, "Do you know which camp?". "Camp!", Envy interrupted. "Camp Camp?", Intelligence said, and soon got confused.
"So can I get a designation number of this camp?", Intelligence asked, and Ennui just muttered, "Seven.". "Seven Camp Camp?", Intelligence said in a questionable state, "So you guys are from Camp Camp, and are from a seventh sector.". "No,", Embarrassment corrected, "Seven Camp Camp.". Turning back to the other emotions, he said that this is getting nowhere.
"I know, some of them are dumb!", Anger said, and doesn't answer us all the time. Soon, Anxiety continues to stim again. "And Anxiety does that.", Sadness said, with a concerned look. "Yeah. I can see that.", the cop said.
"Aren't you going to stop her?", Disgust asked, but Intelligence says that Anxiety might be having a blast. Anger soon said, "Well, what happens if you call her a bad emotion?", Anger asked, and said that very thing to Anxiety, making her stop and tear up.
"You said that I'm a bad emotion!", Anxiety cried, and just like last time, banged her head. "Whoa!", Intelligence said, "That's not good.". "Tell her she's a good emotion!", Joy said, and Intelligence did just that. Anxiety, all calm said, "You said I'm a good emotion?". "Yes!", everyone said, and Anger told Intelligence to get the four out of Headquarters now.
"Well,", Intelligence said, "The problem is... you find yourself in a very weird situation, because there's the Finders Keepers Losers Weepers Law.". "What?!", Fear said with panic. "Yeah,", Intelligence said, "If you find a kid, you need to the take care of him until you find the owners.". "We never heard of that before.", Joy said, but Intelligence says that the law, and that's there's nothing else he can do, and left.
"FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WEEPERS?!", Anger shouted, "I don't want them.", and thinking that he's in a nightmare, is hitting himself in the face. "Please wake up!", he repeatedly said, while doing this.
Anger soon woke up in his bed, and looked around, noticing that everything is back to normal. "It was a dream. It was a dream! It was a really bad ironic dream!", Anger said, hoping that he can finally relax, and think it would suck if it was really real.
"Good morning, Anger.", a voice said, and Anger replied back, "Good morning, Anxiety.". Anger soon halted, and noticed that the four new emotions are at the table with the others. "Wait, what the?!", Anger said, "How long have you been there?". "Since a month ago, don't you remember?", Joy said.
Anger soon screamed in terror and ran out of the kitchen. "What's with him?", Sadness asked, and Ennui said, "Don't care.".