Harley was having a pretty all right day in the Arkham rec room, the only thing she was missing was her pudding who was dragged away from her by Jarvis for some important business apparently
She was interrupted by her daydreaming of being snuggled up close to a man again by Jonathan bursting into the room," Harlene, was just here at any time!", the Monette said was urgency, shaking her a bit
" yeah he was, what got you so worried about it"
" was he watching television!?", Jonathan question some more
" well the TV was on, pudding was watching his cartoons", this response caused the man's eyes to widen more than they were before, he rose quickly from the couch and began running out of the rec room
" professor what the fuck is going on", Harley says as she runs behind him, the man doesn't respond and they continue their one until the sound catches both of their attentions
" I said, get off of me", the Joker's voice pierces the air and soon he barrels out of a supply closet. He was apparently in, followed soon by Jervis who was growling like a pissed off attack dog, but before he can learn like one, Jonathan is in between him and his prey, and like a switch being flipped, Jarvis flops on his ass and looks up at the brunette he's painting very dark, like an exhaustion of his attempted kill and Harlena sure if the man had a tail, it would be wagging in excitement
" good boy, I think you've had enough play for today", I'd like another switch being flipped. Jarvis blinks, rubbing his head and confusion before getting onto his feet
" OK… what is going on", Harley says after she thoroughly looked over her man to see if he's hurt
" joker do you remember when you called me to see if I wanted to join you on a heist?", Jonathan Quaid, the clown.
" yeah you were busy"
" I was busy because I and Jarvis were having some role-play, you may not know this, but Jervis likes to really get into character", Jarvis chuckles in embarrassment when the two clowns glanced at him
" so you're doing puppy play", joker guest
" no I was a murderer psychiatrist, and he was in the roll of my mentally broken instrument of murder, you interrupted us when I was about to get some sloppy toppy, and anger I may have given him the posthypnotic suggestion to kill you when when he heard the Looney Tunes theme song", Jonathan corrects him
" I told you you shouldn't have called them pudding", Harley tells the joker wagging her finger in disappointment
" I didn't know he was gonna do that, I mean, who does that", the joker says in his own defense
" well you should give yourself lucky. I realized it was a rash decision, otherwise you'd be dead"
" yeah I totally would've murdered you, I can remember. I really bet your throat out a couple times when you were struggling." Jarvis ads and the Joker grumbles grabbing Harley and pulling away from the other two people
" let's just never talk about this and forget it even happened", the joker says to her when they're back on the couch
" whatever you say, Mr. J", Harlene responds, snuggling next to her man
The end