Oops! All Bonnies! AU

NOTES*

This is an 'Ignore the lore' AU.

All of them are adults (no dead children here.)

All of them are anthros. They are bunny men.

Clothes are a thing, shoes are not for these guys. They have stompy paws.

They all live in one house.

Chaos is on the daily.

ALL

-Any of them will respond if you just say 'Bonnie.' They went with nicknames for a reason. If there's more than one in the room and you need their attention, for sanity's sake, use the nicknames.

-They all play guitar. Jam sessions are spontaneous and devolve into fighting when the question of "Who's lead?" is brought up. Inevitably, the argument happens within an hour. They end up laughing about it later.

-They all love the spotlight a good deal. Fan one's ego and you might make the others a bit jealous.

-Grilled cheese is a comfort food.

-None of them are afraid to throw hands with each other.

Blue (Original Bonnie)

-Height: 6'3"

-Age: 27 y/o

-Birthday is March 15th

-Does the cooking in the household. When grilled cheeses are a fan-favorite, you make a lot of them. He knows how to make so much more than that, though.

-Constantly wanting to try new recipes out.

-The kitchen is his domain and he has a system. DO NOT MESS WITH HIS SYSTEM!

-Has OCD going on. He'll be okay if you stay out of his way and don't interrupt his task. He might have a mental meltdown otherwise.

-When Nightmare isn't around, Blue is the voice of reason. He will parent everyone if he has to. Backsass only gets you into worse trouble. The line "Okay, mom/dad" has become a death wish phrase.

-Acts of service are definitely his love language. You take on a chore for him and he will gladly appreciate it. Wash some dishes, vacuum the carpets, or take out the trash and he will be over the moon. Offering to cook for him, though... That's another story.

Nightmare (Nightmare Bonnie)

-Height 7'8"

-Age 29 y/o

-Birthday is January 17th

-Likes to bartend in his free time. He has quite a nice setup in the basement of the house that's almost always fully stocked. It's where he feels the most at home.

-If he's not bartending or playing guitar, he might be playing piano on his keyboard.

-He's a serious guy. Sometimes he's a bit too serious for the crowd he lives with, but somebody needs to be the level-headed one.

-Doesn't get mad easily, but when he's mad, he's terrifying. He goes absolutely dead silent and can and has broken furniture to get his point across. I don't recommend making him mad.

-He's sensitive. He doesn't want to talk about how he got the scars. He just refers to it as 'the incident.' Better not to pry, let him open up on his own time.

-Has arthritis and a slight limp. Sometimes the arthritis slows him down on playing his guitar or the keyboard and it makes him depressed. Give him hugs!

-Despite looking intimidating as can be, he is an absolute sweetheart. It really hurts him when people actively avoid him because he looks 'scary.' Words of affirmation are a strong win from him.

Rockstar (Rockstar Bonnie)

-Height: 6'5"

-Age: 26 y/o

-Birthday is July 22nd

-Can and will flirt with just about anyone. If you look his way or even mildly show an interest in talking to him, he will try to charm you. He will back off if you tell him to stop, though, he's not that pushy.

-Flirts with his housemates until it becomes a question of 'is it a joke or is he serious?' Nobody really knows but him.

-Will also flirt to fluster someone who's already mad at/dislikes him. Does back off when it gets too much or when he deems it too dangerous to keep going. Has been smacked by Nightmare and does not recommend teasing him.

-Speaks fluent Spanish. He will sometimes mix his English and Spanish in one sentence, so he can be hard to understand if you don't know the language. He's even harder to understand if he's talking fast, which is a lot of the time.

-Takes pride in his mullet. Dissing mullets is insulting to him. If he lets you run your fingers through it, take it as a huge sign of trust.

-Knows when he needs to be serious but would rather be goofing around with Glamrock.

-The only Bonnie of the bunch that is purple. Yes, it's natural, he didn't dye it that way. Doing that would be expensive and fry his mullet.

-He is most at home when he's in the game room. Video gaming with T.B. is intense, but fun for him. Don't challenge him to Mario Kart, he's a mean winner with that game.

-Will gift stones and shiny things that make him think of people he gives them to. Do the same and he might bounce around the room.

Glamrock (Glamrock Bonnie)

-Height 7'0"

-Age: 28 y/o

-Birthday is April 30th

-Also a huge flirt. Pan and PolyAm-Fam. Freddy is fine with Bonnie being Bonnie and has no qualms about him seeking out others for relationships. Freddy's only interested in Bonnie, but that's no biggie for either of them.

-A bit of a himbo and gym bro combo. Not super amounts of brain power, plenty of muscle and definitely a lot of love to give.

-Sorta understands Spanish but can't speak it. Being around Rockstar hasn't really furthered that.

-Has trouble being serious. Endlessly cracking bad jokes, puns, and word play is just what he does. An absolute master of pranks. Do not join a prank war if he is involved, you will get schooled quickly. T.B. still tries his best to out-prank Glamrock and it never ends well for the whole house.

-He has some anger issues to work out, so he now plays drums for the band to blow off steam. Practices in the garage at any time of day if he's upset.

-He and Rockstar are each other's hype guy. The two of them are gremlin agents of chaos when they get going.

-He loves physical affection, especially hugs and head scratches. If he lays in your lap, you must pay the 'scritches tax.' Give him some head scratches right behind his ears and he will melt on the spot.

T.B. (Toy Bonnie)

-Height 5'0"

-Age: 24 y/o

-Birthday is November 8th

-Hates his name. DO NOT CALL HIM 'TOY!' He also hates being shorter than the rest of the group. Please, for the love of everything good, don't treat him like a child, he's a fully grown man.

-Has a bit of a beef with Glamrock and will try to deflect blame over to him. He's been the butt of Glamrock's jokes more than he'd like to be.

-Dynamite with a 'fight me' energy. Usually regrets it if someone takes his challenge seriously. For the better, most of the time, no one really does.

-Video games are his favorite thing. He has his own setup in his room for online PC gaming, but will also entertain the others if they ask to play in the game room with him. Pinball on the other hand... Let's just say the one in Nightmare's bar area is only 'out of order' when T.B. is around after replacing it twice already. Yes, it was entirely his own fault.

-Great at hacking tech thanks to Shadow. Won't hack any of his own or the home systems as sending Shadow to do that will risk frying important stuff and getting Shadow hurt. Vending machines are fair game, though.

-If he's gaming, DO NOT TOUCH HIM! You'll mess with his concentration and he can be a real jerk about it. If he comes up to you while you're sitting on the couch though, he may just try to cuddle you. He might not let go easily.

Shadow (Shadow Bonnie)

-Height: [Null]

-Age: [Null]

Birthday is [Null]

-Not much is known about Shadow other than he's attached to T.B. and can manipulate technology. Doesn't travel very far from T.B. without hopping tech. There is a limit to how far he can travel, but nobody really knows what that limit is entirely.

-He and T.B. share a psychic link through possession. Shadow can withhold information from him, though. That's why the pinball machine stays 'dead.' Talks through T.B. when necessary, but their voices are nothing alike.

-Only visible when he wants to be. Can't hide on camera unless he breaks it, which 'hurts' him.

-Possibly feels pain. When he breaks tech while he's possessing it, he makes a startled noise and rushes back to T.B. with weakened capabilities. The noise is very audible to everyone and most are scared by the sudden burst.