[All female characters are going to 18 up]
Nami was angry, no furious at her captain for his stupidity, cause he has taken money from her and spent it all in meat which he finished in a second
"LUFFY YOU IDIOT, YOU SPENT MY MONEY ON FOOD, WHICH YOUR GLUTTONOUS MOUTH FINISH IT IN SECONDS" shouted nami who was pulling luffy's bruised face cheeks
"I'm sorry nami I promise to pay you back" said luffy
"You spent nine-hundred thousand berry's, and for that you own me nine hundred trillion berry's" said nami
Luffy mouth drop hearing the amount
" But how am I going to get so many berries from!? " said luffy
"Figure it out" said nami as left to her map room
"See luffy, I told you not to take money from her" said Ussop
"I had no choice ussop, I was super hungry and sanji wouldn't let me inside the kitchen to get a snack" said luffy
"Only nami-swan and robin-chwan are allowed in the kitchen to get food without my permission" said sanji swooning for the ladies
"Tsk shitty cook would get nose bleed from just a thank you from them" said zoro laying on the ground
"WHAT DID YOU SAY MOSSHEAD" shouted sanji who went face to face with zoro
"Your heard me" said zoro
"But luffy, where are you going to find trillions of berries from?" Asked chopper
"I don't know" said luffy
"We could sell my music" said brook
"I could sell this spoon that i have with me, which was used by the late pirate king" said usopp who was hold a rusty silver spoon in his hand
"Maybe we could sell candy" said chopper eating cotton candy
"We could sell moss-head knives" said sanji
" We could sell perverted-cook blood for donations" said zoro
"no no those plans would not work" said Franky
"come on guys, I need ideas" said luffys
"why don't you sell your body" said Robin
"HUH" shouted the male crew
"what are you saying Robin" Asked ussop
"You know what I'm saying" said Robin who was all smiling
"But I don't want to be a slave to those Celestial dragon bastards" shouted luffy
"Oh I'm not saying that luffy, I'm saying that you could become a male prostitute to pay off your debt" said Robin
" You want luffy to become a sex worker, are you crazy" said ussop
"besides what type of woman would like to have luffy as their sex partner, looked at him he doesn't even know about the birds and the bees" said sanji
"Hey do know about the birds and the bees, I know that colorful birds are male and colorless are female, and I know the fuzzy bees are called bumblebees and the ones that make honey is called a honey bee" said luffy as zoro and robin laughed
"you see" said sanji
"but how would this plan worked" Asked franky
"Oh Don't worry, once we would land on a nearby island and set up there, so don't worry captain your debt will be payoff " said Robin smiling to her captain
"Okay, Robin I trusted you with this plan"
Nami was poking her ear out to hears Robin's crazy plan of luffy paying off his debt, she found it crazy, who would want to have sex with her captain, yeah he had toned body and strong muscles and a handsome face when he's all serious, nami blushed all red thinking about that, she decided to go take a nap
The sunny arrived near a island called Aphrodite named after a goddess of love, where couples are born, the straw hat crew except nami, zoro and jimbe went to an empty area
"Woah look at this place" said usopp and chopper
"All right let's set up shop, franky can help build the shop for us and can you make sure it's sound proof " said robin
"sure thing" said Franky
"I know this is horrible idea, but it's Robin-chwan's ideas and I don't want to break her heart, so I support Robin-chwan full ideas" said sanji all simping
"All right the shop is finished, now I must go find something Suuuuuuupppppeeeerrr" said Franky
Okay good, usopp I want you to decorate from the inside, brook make romantic music and record it" said robin
"man I'm so hungry" said luffy as his stomach was growling loud
"you idiot you ate the food, and now I have to buy the food, your lucky I'm not charging you for debt, cause that's nami-swan job" Yelled out sanji as he leaves to find ingredients or women
"Aww come on I'm hungry" said luffy
"Don't worry luffy, once you finish our job we would have a big meal for you" said Robin
"Woah really I can't wait, let's do it" said luffy all childish as Robin put her hand on her mouth chuckling
Hey robin me and brook are done with the decorations and music, we're going to the main town, later said ussop
"Robin what about me what can I do" said chopper all being cute
"You little doctor can help something, that I need to do when I tell you to, okay" said robin
"Okay" said chopper as he receive cotton candy from robin
"Go to the room on the left there's lots of candy in there but don't eat them all" said robin as she sees luffy walking inside the room
"Oh luffy you don't know that I'm not doing this for nami sake but for yourself own , I know that you're going to have wonderful time time" robin said smiling
In the island we see bunch of woman who have feelings for the straw hat captain raging from the beautiful gladiator, the singer diva, the desert princess, the mermaid princess, the Vinsmoke butterfly, the Amazon warrior, the snake princess, the pretty genius, the vampiress, the oni princess, the lovely Archeologist and the beautiful navigator.
[This is only the intro to the story and this is only An Au non-canon story]