Accidentally killing yourself is a bummer, dying due to not reading the terms of service is embarrassing, and selling your afterlife is depressing. Now, let's follow Alistair, who, in his great wisdom performed the former while drunk, on his great quest of cleaning the Holy Grail of its corruption. And if that wasn't hard enough, he needs to clean it during the 4th Holy Grail war.
Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 310,108 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 9/21/2024 - OC, Arturia Pendragon, Morgan Le Fey, K. Zelretch S.