It surprised him to wake alone the next morning.

So much so that it took a moment to notice that his boobs were gone. That is to say, he was back to normal, and this summoned a great sigh of relief in the young man. Not least so because of how ravenously interested Karin seemed in the feminine form; as much fun as that was, it left him quite exhausted. Or maybe he was still just half asleep.

Either way, drudging down five flights of stairs, several of which were outdoors in the freezing air for some damn reason, made for a trial, one he was willing to endure only for the promise of breakfast. Though he would have to make it himself. Finding his host in the lab again confirmed as much; it had him curious enough to delay this quest and hover over her shoulder for a moment. Mostly because it was the wrong color. The potion, that is, it was an almost teal green, and at no point in the undead revification recipe had it looked so bright or colorful.

Although admittedly, this didn't hold his attention for long. His gaze was stolen and held by the seven-foot gray woman without her coat; the long, dark red evening gown she wore broadcasted the wide hips and ample bust that he'd only discovered late last night. It wasn't what she was wearing for their romp either.

No doubt he was blushing when she smiled over her shoulder. That was new too, or at least seeing it in the light was. All the more of a shame; it was a hell of a grin and not the sort he'd expect from her. Proud, coy, but almost demure too, and with her silence, it was powerfully feminine. It wasn't until she turned back around to her work that he found his words.

"Uh-" a short cough. "I'm just gonna go make breakfast, if that's alright,"

"I'll be down soon," she softly answered.

When no more words came to mind, he braced himself once more for the freezing stairs. At least the kitchen quickly became warm once he'd built a fire. A skillet and a bread knife were easy enough to find, and from there, toast was started. He ended up cooking almost the entire loaf, a full dozen pieces; Karin was a big girl after all, and they'd both worked up quite an appetite.

In any case, the necromancer hardly seemed upset when she appeared. Even Naruto realized as much when she made herself known by wrapping two arms around him from behind. He tensed at this but relaxed quickly when she twisted his jaw gently and took his mouth, licking lazily all about his oral cavern for a good half a minute before ending it with a wet smack.

"Good morning, sexy," she muttered, rubbing his torso lightly.

"Good morning," he offered jovially, snickering to himself involuntarily. "Gods, isn't that cold?" he dared ask as she pulled back, if only as an excuse to comb over her outfit from top to bottom a second time. It looked like it was made for a tall human, fitting her tight and stopping an inch above the knees.

"Maybe a little," she muttered. "Do you like it?" her eyes were so big and hopeful that he actually wondered if the insecurity in them was genuine. She even tucked her chin down and clasped her hands like some shy maiden, for fucks sake! She had to be screwing with him.

"I love it," he assured her none the less, turning her fretful smile full. "Ha ha… You're not gonna make me wear one, right?"

His nervous laughter was quite a contrast to her rumbly chuckle.

"You do know that was a trick, yes? The waterworks, the uh… problem I had?" when Naruto only blinked in disbelief, she laughed again. "It was to see if you could transform like that. An experiment?"

"That would have been really nice to have known somewhere between rounds one and five. I told you it felt weird!"

"Well, I do prefer women," she revealed casually. "Besides, making the offer without intending to follow through with actual coitus might have prevented your power from triggering, for all I know. You're satyr, by the way,"

Naruto blinked at the great revelation revealed so casually.

Wait, did she say he was a satyr?!

"Really? Wait, what the hell is that?"

"A being native to the Endless Woods, a Fey, but you knew that already. They were usually summoned here to either heal or perform fertility rituals. They're typically kind and harmless, although supernaturally charming, which they use to seduce women. Or mind control them, depending on whose version of things you ascribe too. Sometimes they stick around in the mortal plane after being brought here. That's as much as the book knew,"

"I was summoned here?"

"You're not a satyr; by the void, I have to actually lay that out? They're from a higher plane; they're basically minor gods. Do you really think so much of yourself?" she asked, voice approaching the haughty academic tone she'd spoken with for most of yesterday.

"Look, not everyone learned to read, Karin," he deadpanned.

"You were probably fathered by one, or grandfathered, or further back. You get my meaning. It makes sense that your mother would keep your parentage a secret, not tell a soul and hope for the best," she theorized, idly thinking about if she had any experiments to test the purity of his blood. Not that it was particularly important.

"I actually grew up in an orphanage; they tell me I was abandoned there as a baby,"

"Yes, it makes sense that you'd end up there too. You wouldn't be the first bastard dumped off on the crown by a single mother, or her family more likely,"

"Wait, so are all imposters mostly human?"

"Virtually all of them, yes. Although they're more commonly spawned by lower gods, I'd imagine, the ones who care less about rules or mortal wellbeing,"

"Fuck, that's depressing," he grumbled, thinking for the thousandth time about the extermination policy that his homeland followed so rigorously. Realizing only now that all those scary imposters were human on some level. A huge yet soft hand rested on his cheek, breaking him from these thoughts.

"I'm sorry. Not the answer you were hoping for?" she asked, missing the mark completely. "I think you're quite spectacular," she whispered, coming closer and kissing him again. This time letting her hands sink down his body and take firm grip.

"You're pretty breathtaking too," he admitted, laying his hands on her hips and squeezing lightly.

"So sweet," she pecked him. "Don't say such things, or I might just never let you leave," she purred, making him laugh uncertainly as he was recaptured by her tender makeout.

Her nails grazed his neck and sent sparks through his body. Leading him to unconsiously lower his hands to her tight, soft rear, lifting her with no small effort and placing her on the table. Never before so grateful for the physical strength he earned all those years hitting rocks. Almost as thankful as for the fact that the skeletons were still out; they didn't strike him as a particularly sexy audience.

The new elevation had him straining his neck to meet her lips, but that only spurred him to kiss down her body. First laying wet, open mouth kisses along her neck, and staying there for some time after feeling her take handfuls of his cloak. Alas, he couldn't stay long. Those meaty breasts were begging for attention!

"Ohohoho, you're so much more assertive!" Karin praised, placing a hand on the back of his head as he began kissing the exposed tops of her bust. Hearing the praise, he dared to pull the straps of her nightgown off her shoulders, going slow and giving her plenty of time to protest.

She didn't.

The nipples were almost ice blue and just as sensitive as last night, when she'd all but forced them into his mouth. Like then, his host was quickly turning back into a smiley, giggly mess. The low rumble of her laugh made the most wonderful vibrations as he poked and circled the sensitive tits that were practically eye level with him.

Naruto didn't stop until both strong hands laid on his shoulder and pushed him down lower.

Taking her unspoken request, he kissed down the rest of her body, laying his lips on the soft, sexy red fabric until he was just above her womanhood. It was of no particular surprise to find it soaked and uncovered, but it made him grin wider. A long, guttural groan rang out as he began pecking all around the outline of it. Only fair of him; she'd sucked more than one load out of his cock last night; he was behind!

Karin gasped as his tongue speared in. This was delightful! The firm grip of his hands on either thigh, sqeezing lightly while her warm, wet insides were tasted; even the sight of that scraggly blonde hair at the bottom of her vision was driving her wild! Ironically, this was a sex act she had much more experience with.

Even so, had she ever gotten it so well?

Orgasming in less than two minutes suggested not; the way he continued devouring her gushing, quivering snatch through and afterwards confirmed it. Such an enthusiastic little lover she had obtained. Adorable. Although that word seemed increasingly wrong as he aggressively played her clit with his tongue, all while spearing three fingers repeatedly into the gooey cavern he seemed so in love with. It was enough to make her groan in frustration when he stopped.

Her breathing was just beginning to spill out of her mouth!

She was so close!

Even seeing him free his cock and line it up didn't kill her frown. It only made her grab onto either of his biceps firmly, demanding with her stare and her grip that he hurry the fuck up! Naruto only laughed breathlessly at this, looking up to meet her captivating red eyes. Only for a second, though.

It earned a scream when he slammed into her in a single thrust! He was so pent up, so eager for this, to fuck her like a man, to fuck her in his right mind, to show this intimidating alchemist what he was capable of! He maintained his hard rutting, addicted to the sound of her shocked gasps. Every muscle in his body clenched in focus, trying not to cum!

For all his efforts, it was over in five more minutes. When her powerful thighs clenched behind his butt and her fist twisted into his hair and she screamed at the top of her lungs! There was no way he was enduring that. Judging by the wide smile and drool dripping down her chin, Karin didn't mind. She even loosened her grip and rubbed his back affectionately as he poured his thick seed into her.

It felt almost as relieving as finally getting off his tippy toes, even though doing so came at the staggering cost of exiting her snatch. She slid off the table immediately, minimizing the distance between them before it could grow. The cum dripping down her legs and onto the stone seemed of no concern as she pulled him back against her in a soft hug.

"Well, I think I can get used to this body," she laughed out, silencing his own breathless chuckle with another sloppy smooch. "Could you get used to living here?"

"…what?" he asked, still dazed from his orgasm and flustered by her proximity. Even so, the sudden seriousness of her question focused him. "I…I can't abandon Sasuki; it would kill her," and he didn't want to, but that seemed best not to say.

"If you stayed, I'd train the undead to obey you. You'd have more labor than you could ever use. Enough to build a charcoal kiln, or maybe a mushroom grotto underground, or anything that you want to keep busy," she kissed him again, pressing hard against his mouth when his response was minimal. "I could order you things to offer entertainment, especially if you brought coin in," she continued, eyes wide and hopeful, enough to put a pang in his chest.

She was lonely here.

Fucking of course she was; how long had she been here, seeing people literally twice a year!

"I-"

"-you don't have to answer right now. No point worrying about such things until we know your friends are still alive," she said bluntly, almost enough to upset him. Perhaps that's why she gently gripped his hand and brought it to her abdomen. "Just know I'd love it if you stayed her, with us,"

With one more kiss, she pulled back, looking over the spread on the table that he'd prepared. Nothing was said as she lifted one of the little squares and took a bite of the jam-covered square. Though with her eye raised in amusement and her staring, he felt the need to defend himself.

"I-I just made a ton because I'm super hungry and I didn't really know how much you'd want," he offered with yet another nervous laugh. When she said nothing, he scooped up a square of his own, taking a big bite to buy time with chewing. "Besides, you might be eating for two right?"

"Well, I definitely am now," she commented idly, taking another bite. "Please keep your mouth closed when there's food in it,"

Naruto dry-swallowed the half-solid mush in his throat.

"W-what do you mean?"

"I drank a fertility potion not an hour ago; unless I brewed it incorrectly, and I didn't, that should guarantee it. After that most recent deposit you made," she said simply.

"Ah….neat," he squeaked out.

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