Cut!
By Tinytoad
"Ron" Kim complained " you tripped the security laser again! I have never been caught this quickly before"
Kim and Ron were dragged by a large group of Doctor Drakken's henchmen to a wall, their arms were pulled up and Shego secured them by pressing a button. Locks snapped shut around their wrists.
"That'll hold you princess" Shego sneered
"Cut" shouted the Disney director
The record light went out on the Disney camera
"Oh thank God" said Kim "I'm gasping light me up a cigarette Shego their in my bag"
Shego got out a cigarette and having lit it put it in the restrained Kim's mouth. Who started to puff large clouds of smoke in between coughing.
"Really Shego" Doctor Drakken complained with his mouth full of berries "she's a teenager you shouldn't be giving her tobacco"
"Well it's better than the cocaine she normally takes" Shego said defensively
"I've got to stay slim somehow, you try always having your mid-drift on view" said Kim still puffing away "anyway you can't talk with your blueberry addiction"
"It is not an addiction" Drakken said still putting more blueberries in his mouth "this colour isn't natural you know, my whole diet is blueberries, if I never see a Berry again it'll be too soon"
At that moment a Disney assistant stepped forward putting a bottle of bud light to Ron's lips
"How can you complain about me" Kim demanded "if Ron doesn't get a drink every five minutes he gets the shakes"
"If anyone should complain it's me" said Shego "they paint me with phosphorus to get my skin to glow green"
"Are we complaining?" Came a small squeaky voice from Ron's pocket.
Everyone groaned and rolled their eyes, Rufus had woken up.
He poked his head out of the pocket
"You know I'm a squirrel" Rufus squeaked "my last job was Snow White, come out of retirement they said, play a mole rat they said, they didn't tell me I'd have a full body shave three times a day"
At that moment a henchman said "It's the princess... I'll guard the princess..."
"What's up with him?" Drakken asked
"He hopes to get a bit part in a full length Disney film" Shego told him
"Right people settle down" shouted the Disney director "and try and remember this is Disney so be wholesome wholesome wholesome!"
"Does that mean the lesbian sex scene between Kim and me is off?" asked Shego
"Yeah that'll only happen in fanfiction" said the director "Right get ready to rant Doctor Drakken, in 3... 2... 1... action!"
The record light lit on the Disney camera
"With my teenaged foe out of the way..." Drakken started to rant.
'Oh shit' Shego thought to herself "Kim's still got that cigarette in her mouth, still it's not the first time, lets hope the viewers on the Disney channel don't notice"
The End