In Victorious, there were segments that you could watch on the old Nickelodeon website. I wanted to implement that for the Valentine's Day-themed chapter I made, so I made a separate thing. It might not be that great, but here it is. I personally don't think highly about this work like I do my original, but I have been in a slump lately and I feel like I need to post something. Also, depression has been hitting me because an uncle of mine died. My mom's younger brother.
Introductory videos.
Jori.
"I'm Jade."
"I'm Tori."
"We're hot."
"Vote for us."
"Vote for us because we're two hot girls kissing."
"#Jori."
Tori and Jade start to make out and then turn off the camera.
Cabbie.
"Hi!"
"I'm Robbie!"
"I'm Catarina! You all know me as Cat!"
And we're a couple!"
"#Cabbie!"
"We're cool people!"
"We're also the weirdest couple in the school!"
"But that's okay!"
"We love each other!"
"Because everyone thinks we're cute. Vote for Robbie and me!"
They kiss and then turn off the camera.
Brina.
"Welcome to Trina and Beck's video! We're #Brina!"
"Well, I'm Beck."
"And I'm Trina! I'm Beck's girlfriend!"
"Technically, we're not dating. She's doing me a favor."
"I'll do any favor you want!"
"I guess we're in this competition because we feel bad for each other."
"Hear that? Beck feels something for me!" Trina forces a kiss on him. Beck tries to let go and gasps for air. "Vote for Beck and me!" She continues kissing him. He finally releases himself and turns off the camera.
What I like about my date.
Jori.
"It's Tori!"
"It's Jade."
"And we're going to do a video about what we like about each other!"
"Yay."
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing."
"You seem upset."
"I'm fine."
"Are you hungry?"
"... Yes."
"Sometimes we get cranky when we're hungry. Hold on. I'll go to the fridge and get you something." Tori walks away to the fridge.
"I love her so much, guys."
Tori comes back. "Here's a sandwich. I made one for each of us."
Jade takes a bite.
"How is it?"
"It's good. I'm sorry."
"It's okay."
"Thank you for the sandwich."
"I love you."
"I love you, too."
They kiss.
"Wait! I forgot you have food on your lips!"
"You mean these lips?" Jade kisses Tori on her cheeks.
"Gross! What if I did the same?" Tori takes a bite of her food and kisses Jade on the cheek.
"You're gross, Tori."
"You're gross, Jade."
"How gross?"
They start to kiss and then Jade cuts the camera. It goes back on.
"Hi."
"It's Jade."
"It's Tori."
"We're #Jori."
"Our hair is messy for reasons."
"And we just happen to have kiss marks on our faces."
"And we're smiling and sitting on my bed because we love each other."
"We forgot to talk about what we love about each other, Tori."
"Right. What I love about Jade, aside from how hot she is, is her personality, her talent, and her confidence. It's so complex, but fun to explore. When she's nice and sweet, it's the best."
"What I love about Tori is how much she helps me out, how confident she is, her talent, and ... certain sounds she makes."
"What sounds?"
They smile at each other. They kiss again and Tori cuts the camera. It goes back on.
"Welcome back."
"We're in Jade's house this time."
"I forgot to say that Jade helps me with my confidence."
"Tori helps me with my confidence as well."
"I also love the games we play."
"I love it when Tori speaks Spanish."
"No specific reason why we said that."
"None."
"Aside from skills with acting and singing, I like Jade's clothing choice, especially the clothes you all don't get to see. It looks good when we share secrets."
"I like some aspects of Tori's clothing that she lets me see."
"We sometimes share clothing styles."
"We're not that different, I just happen to show more … or less."
"Yeah." Tori touches Jade's thigh. "This took longer than we expected, Jade."
"Are we done?"
"I think we could talk about other stuff."
"Off camera."
They kiss and turn off the camera.
Cabbie
"We're #Cabbie!"
"Robbie and I are here to talk about why we love each other!"
"Do you go first? Or do I go first?"
"Me!"
"Okay."
"I love how weird and cute you are."
"Thank you, Cat. Wait. Is my weird a bad weird?"
"Well, you're helpful. You're so smart. I like how nerdy you are." She kisses him. "But you were weird."
"You were too."
"What's that supposed to mean‽"
"Wait. We're fighting. We shouldn't do that."
"Right."
"I'm sorry, Cat."
"I'm sorry, Robbie."
They kiss.
"We also do songs together! He plays the guitar and we sing! We do bad news songs for people."
"Okay. What do I love about Catarina? Well, I love that you love me, you're cute, you're a great singer, dancer, and actor, and you're funny."
"Hear that, Gabriella? I'm better than you!"
"Huh?"
Cat grabs his face and kisses him for a long time. She finally releases herself.
"Um … can you do that again, Cat?"
They kiss again.
"What else do we love about each other?"
"I love that you took care of your breath problem."
"I took care of my halitosis problem with special breath mints and Cat loves my breath."
"He's a better kisser now."
"I … I love when you kiss me like you did earlier."
They kiss again and turn off the camera.
Brina
"We're Brina!"
"I'm Beck."
"I'm Trina! I'm here with my future husband! Sorry, girls!"
"Too early."
"#Brina!"
"We're apparently supposed to talk about what we love about each other."
"I'll go! I love your face, I love your muscles, I love all aspects of you! Everything! Beck OLiver! You! I love you!"
"Oh boy."
"Your turn!"
"You're genuinely pretty and stick up for people. I don't know. I can't think of much."
"He's shy, everyone."
"Okay. We're not really dating, but—."
"But?"
"You're not boring. You're not basic. Like that song Tori made for you, you crazy, but—"
"But you love me‽"
"That's not—"
Trina kisses him. "I win, girls!" She kisses him some more. "I'm taking you behind the curtains!"
"Trina, wait!"
Trina cuts the camera.
Dating advice
Cabbie
"Hello!"
"Hi!"
"Robbie!"
"Cat!"
"Cat and I are here to give advice!"
"Because maybe some pretty girls out there like nerds!"
"And maybe some nerds are crushing on pretty girls!"
"So we're here to help! Right here at Hollywood Arts because our houses are too chaotic!"
"Yes!"
"Unless you're in too deep!"
"General advice for the guys, don't be too weird and practice good oral hygiene. Or, get lucky with a really cool girl best friend like I did."
"Don't be afraid to admit your feelings, girls. I did and it turned out great."
"Girls, it's okay to make the first move."
"Guys, don't be too weird."
"Okay. Let's see some of these questions."
"They're all from boys, Robbie."
"We might get some girls. Oh. Here's one from Sinjin and Burf. They ask, 'What do girls like?'"
"Not all girls are the same, guys; but I like stuffed animals, pink things, my friends, my family, and my boyfriend!"
"Another question. Actually, forget it."
"Read it."
"Okay. These girls are asking me if I'm only dating you to make me feel smarter. Girls, I really love her."
"I'm a prize! I'm not that dumb! Robbie helps me and makes me feel smart!"
"Now some guys are accusing me of being awful."
"That's mean! Robbie is sweet!"
"Jade sent something."
"Jade wants advice from us?"
"No. She says that everyone being mean to us should shove … We shouldn't read that."
"No. Let me see. What's wrong with shoving … Oh. But it would hurt them if they did that to themselves."
"Jade's a good friend, Cat."
"She is."
"But she's mean."
"Tori sent something. She said 'Jade didn't mean that.'"
"Now Jade's telling everyone to run into traffic if they make fun of us one more time."
"She's my best friend."
"Finally. Actual advice. 'I'm crushing on this one guy who's nerdy, but sweet. Should I approach him?'"
"Yes. Before someone named Gabriella takes him!"
"Cat, it's okay."
"You're mine."
"I'm yours."
"Kiss me."
They kiss.
"This guy says, 'How long is too long when you're crying after you get rejected?' How about we work on your confidence instead? Start with being friends with the girl. Then, work your way up."
"The rest looks the same, Robbie."
"Yeah. It doesn't look like many girls like you want a guy like me."
"You wanna make out?"
"Sure."
They start to kiss and then Cat turns off the camera.
Jori
"You girls need help."
"Jade, not like that."
"What, Tori? All I said was they need help. I know some girls like me really want a girl like you." They start to kiss.
"Wait. If we do this again, we'll cut the video and start … I mean, we're here to give advice."
"We would start singing and dancing if we kissed a certain way."
"Advice, Jade."
"Right. I know there are some of you goth girls like me who want to fu—"
"Have a good time!"
"I know there are some of you goth girls like me who want to have a good time with softer girls like Tori."
"And some of you soft girls might want to be adventurous and be with someone bold, tough, mean-looking on the outside with her tattoos, colored hair, and piercings, but soft and sweet on the inside, who knows just what to do to me." They start kissing.
"BRB. Tori and I are gonna work on a singing and dancing routine." They turn off the camera. Then, it comes back on.
"We're in my room. We're gonna help you girls."
"Jade and I are here to help you get girls like us."
"I know some of you want to do things to certain girls. We're in the same club."
"That's sweet, Jade!"
"Yeah. I got invited to this club at school with girls like me who are alternative and goth who want to … be special friends and do special activities with softer girls."
"Fun things."
"We have a question, Tori."
"I think it's for you, Jade."
"This girl asks, 'Jade, how do I soften up for a girl when I'm angry in class all the time? There's someone I have a crush on and I don't know how she'll take it.' Trust the other girl. Just let go of your guard. Let her come to you and be open."
"That's sweet, Jade."
They kiss.
"Here's one. 'Tori, there's this girl in my class who gets angry easily and I think she's hot because of that. My problem is that I am too afraid to approach her. I saw her soft side and it makes me want her even more. How did you do it with Jade?' Just do it. Get somewhat on her level and try to talk to her."
"Don't be too on her level because she might think you're challenging her. But if you do, kill her with kindness. She'll get confused and want to play games with you."
"Jade!"
"They know what I'm trying to say. I just can't say it."
"Don't say anything that'll get us in trouble."
"I won't."
They kiss.
"Message that girl. You two sound like you share a class."
"I got another. 'Jade, there's a girl I was in a play with. I think she's hot. I hung out with her. Things were going good until I put onThe Scissoring.' Oof. 'She got scared and we kissed.'"
"What's wrong with that, Jade?"
"I'm getting to it. 'Then she ran away.' Geez. I'm sorry."
"That sucks."
"Talk to her about it. Tori and I did and then we ended up having s—"
"Such a great time. We ended up a couple a few weeks later. Jade, we'll get in trouble."
"You got a question, Tori."
"Okay. 'Tori, I watched a scary movie with a girl I was in a play with. We hung out after we were forced to date because we were becoming friends. We watched one of her favorite movies. I got scared. She comforted me and then we kissed. Then I ran away.' That sounds like the other one."
"What if they're the same girls?"
"What play was it?"
"They said it was the one Mabel made."
"Is that Scarlet and Charlotte?"
"The spider girls‽"
"It's them!"
"They said they're gonna meet each other halfway!"
"Did we just make two girls become a couple‽"
"We did!"
"Celebratory kiss, Jade?"
"Come here!"
They start kissing.
"They met each other, Jade."
"No way!"
"What?"
"The other two who asked us questions were crushing on each other!"
"We're good at this! Everyone, just trust your gut!"
"As long as you two have good chemistry. Otherwise, it'll be weird."
"Nobody else is asking for any hints."
"Let's study anatomy, Tori. There are some guts I should trust."
They kiss. Tori turns off the camera.
Brina
"It's advice time with Brina! I'm Trina Vega and he's Beck Oliver."
"Hi."
"Girls, grab those opportunities."
"Boys, don't be weird."
"We're eventually going to go on a date and make dinner!"
"Here's a question. 'Beck, I want Trina.' Nope. That's Sinjin."
"Leave!"
"Seth says 'Beck, run away. Trina is insane.' That's kind of harsh."
"Maybe these are just jokes."
"Beck, why are you dating a talentless … Come on guys."
"I won't stand for these insults!"
"I have more talent than her. You should date me."
"I hate you all!"
"Wait. Jade sent something. 'Stop being mean to my girlfriend's sister or I will come back.' Well, we don't want … Now she's making them all apologize. Jade, you don't—"
"She's my future sister-in-law! I will make her turn back to her old self and have her ruin you all socially!"
"This is awkward."
"Aw! Jade's making them call me pretty! Yes! Shower me with compliments! Getting angry made me thirsty. You want anything?"
"Sure."
Trina gets up and walks to the kitchen. Beck turns around and watches her walk. Trina comes back and hands him a drink with her butt facing the camera. She sits back down.
"Why's the chat talking about my butt? Did you like it‽ Did they like it‽ Did you look at it‽"
"Um…"
"Looks like the chat has a different attitude now. It's all about my butt! 'I understand now, Beck.' 'Look at her ass!'"
"We shouldn't curse for this. It's a school thing."
"Whatever. I have a big butt!"
"Let's cook that chicken."
"Sure."
They turn off the camera.
After the dance.
Jori
"We lost!"
"No. Everyone won."
"We were supposed to be on top!"
"Jade, we both got crowns. Is this why you wanted me to get on a video with you? The competition is over."
"I need to prove a point and it's longer than a simple post."
"But everyone wins! Aren't you happy?"
"So this was what? Participation? Not everyone wins all the time! It's not fair! I should be on top! It should've been me! Me … and you. Me and you."
"Come on, Jade. No other couple is making another video. The challenge is over."
"No. They need to know why we should've won."
"Time out."
"What?"
"We should talk about our feelings." Tori puts a hand on Jade's thigh.
"Why are you touching me like you want to—"
The camera turns off. Then it comes back on.
"Tori helped me feel calm."
"I know how to calm Jade down."
"With her magical mouth."
"What Jade means is … Well … Anyway, I enjoyed this. Jade?"
"I enjoyed a few minutes ago."
"I meant the challenge."
"Oh. Yeah. Tori's really good at calming me down."
"I …"
"You know, we can make this short and sweet. We helped girls. Tori's my hot girlfriend. I feel great. I have something to take care of. I need to return the favor."
"I only did that to calm you down."
"Yeah. But you're so hot."
Jade kisses Tori.
"I'm having a special sleepover in Jade's bed tonight."
The camera turns off.