FADE IN:
INT. HIGHLAND HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY
Glennis, a blue-haired emo girl, walks down the hallway, looking nervous and remorseful. She's wearing a black leather jacket and ripped fishnet stockings.
As she walks, students stare and whisper to each other.
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INT. PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - DAY
Glennis sits across from Principal McVicker.
MCVICKER: (sternly) So, Glennis, you're back from juvenile hall. How does it feel to be back?
GLENNIS: (remorsefully) It feels... awful. I'm really sorry for what I did.
MCVICKER: (skeptically) Uhhhhh, sorry? You burned down a school building, Glennis. That's not something to be taken lightly.
GLENNIS: (tearfully) I know. I was stupid and impulsive. I thought it would... impress someone.
MCVICKER: Uhhhhh...impress someone? Who?
Glennis hesitates, looking embarrassed.
GLENNIS: (whispering) Beavis.
MCVICKER: Uhhh...that bastard! (chugs Old Crow in disapproval)
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INT. BEAVIS'S CLASSROOM - DAY
Beavis sits at his desk, staring blankly ahead.
BUTT-HEAD: (whispering) Hey Beavis, did you hear that Glennis is back?
BEAVIS: (oblivious) Huh-huh, yeah! Who's Glennis?
Butt-Head looks at Beavis, incredulous.
BUTT-HEAD: (laughing) You don't remember Glennis? The chick with the blue hair?
BEAVIS: (still clueless) Huh-huh, no!
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INT. HIGHLAND HIGH SCHOOL CAFETERIA - DAY
Glennis sits alone at a table, looking nervous and anxious. She's watching Beavis and Butt-Head, who are sitting at a nearby table.
GLENNIS: (to herself) Okay, Glennis. Just go over there and talk to him.
Glennis takes a deep breath and gets up from her table. She walks over to Beavis and Butt-Head, looking confident.
GLENNIS: (smiling) Hey Beavis.
BEAVIS: (oblivious) Huh-huh, yeah!
GLENNIS: (laughing nervously) So, how's it going?
BEAVIS: (still clueless) Huh-huh, it's going.
Butt-Head looks at Glennis, then back at Beavis.
BUTT-HEAD: (laughing) Yeah, Beavis is doing great.
Glennis looks disappointed, realizing that Beavis still has no idea who she is.
GLENNIS: (smiling weakly) That's cool.
INT. HIGHLAND HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY
Glennis is walking down the hallway, looking dejected. She runs into Butt-Head.
BUTT-HEAD: (teasingly) Hey Glennis, what's up?
GLENNIS: (frustrated) Nothing, Butt-Head. Just leave me alone.
BUTT-HEAD: (laughing) Oh, come on Glennis. Don't be like that.
Glennis stops and turns around.
GLENNIS: (angrily) You know, Butt-Head, you're just as clueless as Beavis.
BUTT-HEAD: (smirking) What's that supposed to mean?
GLENNIS: (bitterly) It means that neither of you has any idea what I did for Beavis.
Butt-Head raises an eyebrow, intrigued.
BUTT-HEAD: (curiously) What did you do for Beavis?
Glennis hesitates, then walks away.
INT. HIGHLAND HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY
Butt-Head is walking down the hallway, looking thoughtful. He runs into Beavis.
BUTT-HEAD: (excitedly) Hey Beavis, I just talked to Glennis.
BEAVIS: (oblivious) Huh-huh, yeah!
BUTT-HEAD: (laughing) You don't even remember who Glennis is, do you?
BEAVIS: (still clueless) Huh-huh, no!
BUTT-HEAD: (teasingly) Oh, man. You're so clueless.
Beavis looks at Butt-Head, confused.
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INT. GLENNIS'S HOME - DAY
Glennis is sitting on her bed, looking at a photo of Beavis. She sighs, feeling frustrated and disappointed.
GLENNIS: (to herself) Why did I even bother?
Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. Glennis gets up to answer it.
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INT. GLENNIS'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
Glennis opens the door to reveal Butt-Head standing in the doorway.
BUTT-HEAD: (smirking) Hey Glennis.
GLENNIS: (surprised) What are you doing here?
BUTT-HEAD: (smirking) So, you're really into Beavis, huh?
GLENNIS: (irritated) Yeah, I am. But he's not even here.
BUTT-HEAD: (laughing) Oh, don't worry about Beavis. He's a total idiot.
GLENNIS: (defensively) Hey, Beavis is not an idiot!
BUTT-HEAD: (teasingly) Oh, come on, Glennis. You can do so much better than Beavis.
Glennis rolls her eyes, unimpressed.
GLENNIS: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah? Like who?
BUTT-HEAD: (smirking) Like me.
Glennis looks at Butt-Head, disgusted.
GLENNIS: (outraged) You? Are you kidding me?
BUTT-HEAD: (laughing) What? I'm a great guy!
Glennis gets up from the couch, angry.
GLENNIS: (furiously) Get out!
Butt-Head looks surprised, but he gets up and leaves.
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INT. GLENNIS'S LIVING ROOM - LATER
Glennis is sitting on the couch, looking frustrated. She gets up and walks over to the phone.
GLENNIS: (to herself) I need to talk to Beavis.
She picks up the phone and starts dialing.
INT. BEAVIS'S HOUSE - DAY
Beavis answers the phone.
BEAVIS: (answering) Huh-huh, yeah!
GLENNIS: (over phone) Beavis, it's Glennis.
BEAVIS: (oblivious) Huh-huh, yeah!
GLENNIS: (laughing nervously) Beavis, I need to talk to you.
BEAVIS: (still clueless) Huh-huh, okay!
Glennis sighs, frustrated.
GLENNIS: (over phone) Beavis, can you meet me at the park?
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Huh-huh, yeah! I'll be there!
Glennis hangs up the phone, looking hopeful.
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INT. PARK - DAY
Glennis is sitting on a bench, waiting for Beavis. She looks nervous and excited.
Suddenly, Beavis walks up, looking oblivious as usual.
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Huh-huh, yeah!
GLENNIS: (smiling) Hey Beavis.
Beavis sits down next to Glennis, still looking clueless.
GLENNIS: (nervously) Beavis, I need to tell you something.
BEAVIS: (oblivious) Huh-huh, yeah!
Glennis takes a deep breath, preparing to confess her feelings.
GLENNIS: (nervously) Beavis, I have to tell you something. I've had feelings for you for a long time.
BEAVIS: (still clueless) Huh-huh, yeah!
GLENNIS: (frustrated) Beavis, are you even listening to me?
BEAVIS: (oblivious) Huh-huh, yeah! You're talking about... uh... stuff.
Glennis sighs, exasperated.
GLENNIS: (desperate) Beavis, I burned down a school building for you!
BEAVIS: (still clueless) Huh-huh, yeah! That's cool!
Glennis looks like she's about to give up.
GLENNIS: (resigned) Forget it, Beavis. You're never going to understand.
Beavis looks at Glennis, still oblivious.
BEAVIS: (excitedly) Huh-huh, yeah! Let's go get some nachos!
Glennis facepalms, frustrated.
FADE TO BLACK.