Total Drama Extreme

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Narutox?

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Author's Note

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A major improvement that has deleted the bad humor and terrible dialogue to play things more seriously. More drama with better humor.

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Story Start

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Everyone who had won the bell test challenge so far had gathered in the mess hall. They were tired, sore and not to mention just plain hungry. ''Well it can't get any worse than this right?'' Courtney asked as she moved around the bowl of...something Chef had fixed with her fork. Quite honestly the stuff didn't look that appetizing and the A-lister wished she had thought to bring food with her. Looking up, she noticed Naruto giving her a peculiar look; one that she wasn't quite used too. Oh if she only knew that Naruto was on the brink of indecision whether to dope slap her or not. You never jinx the situation with suggesting things like that.

"Between Mr. Sheppington and Chris I wouldn't be so sure.'' Naruto said as he sent a pointed glance outside and in the general direction of the forest.

At that moment the fat boy Owen and the very skinny Ezekiel walked in. Naruto let out a groan meaning there were still six more contestants they would have to wait on until it was all over.

''Mind if I take a seat?'' Trent asked as he walked over to which Naruto replied with an uncaring shrug. ''Hello my name is Trent and I was hoping to talk to you two about this idea Bridgette and I came up with.''

''It involves Mr. Sheppington right? I'll hear your idea about before I give a definite yes or no. Businessmen like him or shrewd and if they don't get you back they know people who can so be sure this is the right choice." he said as his attention was drew to the crowd at a table where the newcomers sat. Apparently one of them was mentioning the only reason he was here because his parents wanted him to interact with other kids his age. Probably shouldn't have went with the home schooling option to the point where sending him to an island for a game-show was the choice for interactions.

"We should be helping the girl's though. They aren't as strong as guys are eh." As soon as the words left Ezekiel's mouth the atmosphere grew tense.

"Care to explain what you mean by that?" Eva demanded with a tightening of her fists and the narrowing of her eyes.

"Well, guys are better at physical challenges that girls are!" Ezekiel clarified again without seeing the danger he was putting himself in.

Next thing anyone knew the boy was hurled into a wall.

Naruto face palmed and shook his head.

Confession Cam

''Sheesh…I thought women weren't aggressive. Whoever conducted that study sure didn't include Eva into their calculations, eh?'' Ezekiel asked as he held a Kleenex to his bloody nose.

''If I have to listen to that home-schooled prairie boy's sexist remarks one more time, I think I may kill him.'' Eva snarled as he punched her fist into her other palm.

''I may not agree with Eva's tactics with handling Ezekiel, but I think he's asking for it.'' Bridgette readily agreed. The normally docile girl was also fuming.

''I can already see were all going to have a grand ol' time.'' Naruto remarked sarcastically and began scratching his ear. ''Home-school pretty much f#ed up! Hey I'm allowed to say Fu#5 on camera right?'' Naruto asked as he looked off-screen.

Confession Cam over

One by one the rest of the campers had all trudged in, cover in dirt and god's know what with bruises, heavy breathing, and pretty much the look of someone who had a shitty day had. ''I'm just waking up! I have a rumble in my belly. I am R. Kelly!'' Marcus sung as he moon walked over to the camp fire where the contestants and an impatient Chris were waiting.

''What the hell…sir…" He quickly corrected himself, remembering who he was talking too. We've…I mean I thought you would have been here fifteen minutes ago seeing as it was the time you set."

''I got lost...'' he said as he pulled out the map.

''Yeah...the upside down map.'' Chris lowly gripped as he couldn't believe the man's actions.

Marcus glanced down at the map then looked up with a raised eyebrow. ''Learn to relax and enjoy life for what it is Christopher." He turned his focus back to the situation at end. " Now its time to congratulate the two people who managed to get the silver bells. Mister Uzumaki and…." He paused, realizing he hadn't dedicated this camper's memory to mind. ''And...what was your name miss?''

''Heather.'' she answered him as the dark-skinned man nodded.

''Ah yes...Heather.''

''Wait...'' Naruto started, as the whole exchange was suspicious. ''How the hell did she get a silver bell?'' he demanded, surprised that the girl would have been capable of getting it. She looked fit, and could possibly be athletic, but her attitude and way she carried herself was of someone who only did exercise to maintain their figure instead of someone who exercised for the purpose of speed, strength, or pursuing a sports career.

''Well...'' he trailed off as he started to thinking about the events of earlier that day. Marcus was casually strolling through the forest when he ran into the contestant.

''So...you still have a Silver Bell right?'' Heather started, sizing the man up as she prepared to try to sweet talk him before diving into a nefarious scheme.

"Why yes I do miss." He couldn't help but wonder what trick this one was going to pull off.

''You don't mind if I have one right?'' she asked, pouting her lips and slightly sticking out her chest to show some cleavage. Heather was used to using her looks to get what she want if she was incapable of bossing the person. It worked quite well on those who were dimmed and weak-willed.

''Okay,'' he shrugged as he tossed her the bell and went on his way. It was a cute attempt and he decided to reward her for her trouble. From what he saw this girl had the makings of your typical reality show antagonist and every show needed that villain character. It was what added the spice.

''Wait...what?'' Heather dumbly reacted as she was dumb founded. She did not expect it to work that quickly or easily. Oh well, not like she was going to complain.

''And that's what happened...'' Marcus finished as he noticed a mixture of shock, confused, and angry looks the campers were sending him. ''What? I am a reasonable man. If any of you would have tried diplomacy instead of attacking me I might have been as reasonable." He explained as some of them further quietly griped.

''Hey boss man you can handle this right? I'm late for my...thing.'' Chris said as Marcus rolled his eyes.

''I thought you lived for the suffering of others Christopher. At least that's what my associates from your last show told me."

''Yeah well... I can watch everything from the monitors in my trailer.''

''Yeah well no...you're the main host of this show not to mention I am paying you to be here and I want my money's worth."

Chris made the wise decision not to correct the man on exactly how he received his payments.

''Now we get down to the names. What have you decided?'' Marcus turned back to the campers who were on edge. One of them would be going home soon.

''Rising Dragons.' Naruto tossed out there as Marcus nodded.

''Celestial Foxes it is.'' Kuiinshi countered with a nod as Naruto's face dropped.

"Really ? Maybe something a little less cliché?" He asked with a sigh.

''What? You always go with foxes?'' he countered, "In fact you even have a pet fox if I recall."

''Exactly...I always do, so some little variety would be nice.''

''Yeah well, if you're going to be the team leader then we need information about you to stay consistent and those who have seen the film already knows your character has a connection with foxes." He then turned to the other team. "Your name will be the Howling Wolves." Those were much better names than the one Chris picked. Who wants to cheer for Gophers or Bass? "Now its time to pick your teams. " he said as he instructed all the other campers to get up as Naruto and Heather were seated on two logs, opposite from each other.

Naruto already had in mind a couple of the campers he wanted to work with.

''Courtney!'' he picked as his first obvious choice as she was bright, had councilor training, and the one he already got along with fairly well. Courtney took her seat beside Naruto and gave him a confident nod.

''Lindsay,'' was Heather's first choice as the blonde let out a cheer and joined the Asian Canadian.

''Gwen...'' he decided, which seemed to shock the goth girl slightly. She too joined Naruto's side but sat far away from him and Courtney.

''Justin!'' the pretty boy flexed his muscles causing the majority of the girls to swoon over him as he took his seat by Heather.

''I just realized something. If we have a cohesive team where everyone liked each other that would be way too boring!'' Chris spoke up, though it was really an excuse to get this ceremony over as quick as possible so he could get his massage. ''Beth, Cody, Sadie, Noah, Tyler, Owen, and Trent you join the Holwing Wolvess! Everyone else...the Celestial Foxes!'' of course there was a bunch of protests at this, especially from the team captains who found some of the people they were forced to be with a team on, not all that favorable only for Chris to remind them that he was one of the hosts and what he said go, unless he was Vetoed by Mr. Sheppington.

''Wait...we forgot we're supposed to banish someone?'' Marcus quickly reminded everyone over the throes of the argument. ''Who do you all think should leave?'' he asked, getting this part out of the way. The actual method of voting could start once they began their first true challenge.

"Ezekiel!" the resounding echo of the female contestants shined through as one. The only time it would ever happen throughout this whole event.

''B-B-But what did I do? All I did was suggesting that the girls needed help because they aren't as strong as guys? Isn't that a fact of life!'' if it wasn't for Marcus stepping in the boy would have been tackled and beaten ruinously by Eva.

''Unfortunately kid it looks like you were raised with a bit of misogynist point of view. You don't seem to be a bad kid, but this show has just kicked off and we can't risk our ratings off the bat with risqué choices. By that we mean we don't need those rabid and man hating feminists that make feminists in general look bad making this huge protests and all.'' Marcus explained as he led Zeke to the dock until they were out of ear shot. ''So you might no longer be an official contestant, but how about you help me on a few projects? You'll learn some things and...who knows, maybe you might come around to a new way of thinking.''

(CONFESSION CAM)

While looking Smug Heather spoke into the Camera. ''To all those out there I would just like to say that I'm gonna win this competition and NO ONE is going to get in my way. All I know is if that Marcus sap is as easy to sway AS he was in the first challenge, Then this is going to be a piece of Cake.

Next we cut to Naruto who was playing with a paddle ball. ''Something tells me that someone will need therapy after this.

After that we cut to Gwen. ''First day and I'm already becoming uneasy about the entire thing,'' she admitted then sighed. ''But I can't give up. I have my reasons for coming here and I can't give up.''