Total Drama Extreme
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Narutox?
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Author's Note
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I'm going to cover up to a particular canon episode (If you can't take the heat.) before I start adding more divergent episode and challenges. And yes, before you all bitch your votes do mean something. Remember, I never said the polls were going to be for who Naruto ends up with, you all decided on that yourselves so don't get mad for not asking questions.
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Story Start
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"Wolves! Foxes!" Chris called out. "Today's challenge is a true summer camp experience. A canoe trip! You'll be paddling your canoes across the lake, to Boney Island!" Chris said, making ghost-like sound effects at the end. "When you get there, you must portage your canoes across the island, which is a two hour hike, trough horribly dense jungle!"
Geoff scratched his head. "We've got to por- what?" His team mates groaned.
He pretended to be annoyed. "Portage!" He exclaimed, air quoting it. "Dude! Walk with your canoe!"
"Oh."
"When you arrive at the other end of the island," Chris began again, "...you'll build a rescue fire that will be judged by me. The first team to turn around their canoes and paddle will win the challenge. Move campers, move!"
The campers rushed off, nearly crushing Chris in the stampede. "Oh wait!" He called out, stopping them in their tracks. "I forgot to mention, legend has it, that if you take anything off the island you'll be cursed forever!" He made his spooky sound effects, punctuated by a random burst of thunder, which may or may not have been staged.
Naruto groaned. ''Not this corny nonsense.''
"Okay everyone, get in your canoes and let's have some fun!" The began to walk away, not frantically running like before. Let's show a little effort here people!Beth suddenly came running from the the directions of the bathrooms. "What did I miss?" She asked, lisping.
Chris jerked his thumb towards the beach. "Canoes." Beth took off.
Naruto looked at the canones. ''Two, three, and even a four-man Canoe? Yeah, this doesn't speak deviousness.'' Naruto grumbled.
''Hey dude let's go with this one/join me in this canone Naruto.'' once again he found himself stuck between Bridgette and Courtney. He could practically see the competitive edge spark to life in Courtney's eyes.
''Lucky bastard! Already forming himself a threesome!" Duncan cackled as a furious blush formed on the faces of said threesome. ''Some guys have all the luck. Don't hurt yourself now.'' he said before heading off to a Kayak.
Which left Justin with Katie, Harold, and Izzy.
DJ frowned at their canoe. "Hey, do canoes tip over a lot?"
Geoff shook his head. "No man. You're thinking of kayaks."
DJ let out a sigh of relief.
The Wolves had their own unique teaming. Lindsay and Beth were rowing with Trent, most likely an attempt to keep the guitarist away from Gwen who was stuck with Cody; once more trying his luck with the clearly uninterested Goth as Heather was stuck with Eva.
With everyone in place Chris raised his gun. "On your marks! Get set... go!" He shot the gun, and a dead eagle crashed down a minute later. "Darn. That's gonna invoke some angry emails."
''...Friday?'' Cody babbled on, not catching to Gwen's disinterest as she was shooting glances to the boats passing them up. While Cody may not have been Noah he was far from the go to guy for physical activities.
''No,'' she dead panned remarked. 'Why can't he take a hit? Does he think its funny? Lets hit on the goth girl because she's totally desperate and seeking companionship.
''How about Saturday? Saturday's good for me.'' he persisted as Gwen's tolerance was reaching its threshold.
''I'm not going out with you, ever.'' she emphasized with a hand gesture. ''Look, when I apologized for being a little harsh that wasn't an invitation for you to start trailing at my heels again.''
''Okay fine, geesh.'' he replied, finally getting the message. ''So is Sunday out of the question?'' he got an answer with an ore to the sack.
With Geoff and DJ."Can I ask you something?" Geoff said. "I gave Bridgette this awesome gift this morning, but she's been sending me some weird vibes."
"Ohmigosh Courtney!" Bridgette exclaimed. "It was so bad! He made me this change dish with this really bad photo-shopped picture of us on it!" Thankfully when the girls asked if it was possible for Naruto to tune out he had a means of doing so. The I-pod that he hadn't used in this trip so far so it was fully charged.
Far from over
I won't say goodnight
My heart's grown colder
Waiting for the sun to rise again
Crawling closer
So save your kiss goodbye
It's far from over
I won't fear anymore
Courtney grimaced. Partly because of Naruto suddenly bursting out into song and the other part because of what Bridgette had told her. "That's... that's pretty bad Bridgette."
"Oh, I know!" Bridgette exclaimed. "I mean, Geoff's really sweet and cute and all, but he's so clueless!" she stated as she stole a glance at Naruto. ''Besides, I already like someone else.''
''Be that as I may, he might not back down unless you two were going out. And since you and Naruto aren't a couple that doesn't seem likely.''
''Uh-huh,'' Bridgette remarked, catching the words Courtney put emphasis on. She was going to make a remark but stop herself. ''Courtney this is silly.'' she decided with a sigh.
''What's silly? What's your game?'' she suspiciously asked.
''We're both mature young women right? I don't want to be like all those stereotypical girls in story, or reality TV and such whose entire life revolves around romance and men. I know you hate me, but can't we get along? For the sake of our friendship with Naruto?''
Courtney folded her arms and pursed her lips slightly. She let out a huff,''I don't hate you, necessarily.'' she admitted after a long pause. ''And you're right, I don't want myself to be defined by my relationship. After all I didn't need a boyfriend to be my school's valdectorian and...''
''CIT...'' Bridgette finished with a roll of her eyes. ''I know, I think everyone knows by now.'' she admitted playfully.
''That doesn't mean I'm going to give up so easily though. So I propose we go at this at an angle of a friendly competition. I been thinking about this for a while, but we need to talk to the other girls who are also feeling our favorite blonde.'' she then pointed at Naruto. ''Because this one here has far too much charm for his on good.''
Bridgette let out a laugh at that. ''Agree.''
DJ sighed as Geoff recounted the story to him. "Not good?."
"Dang dude, so bad, you need a new word for how bad that was! See, dating is like freeing a bunny. You want the bunny to come to you so you don't make any sudden moves. You drop a heart-shaped plate on a bunny and the bunny is going to run man. You feeling me?
"So I screwed up?" Geoff asked.
"Yeah, you screwed up dude."
With Cody and Gwen. "I think I know why you keep shooting me down," He finally spoke up, surprising even myself. She didn't seem interested at all that he was talking, so he continued. "It's because of Trent, isn't it?" Her sudden jolt confirmed to him that he now had her attention. "Look, I'm pretty tight with Trent," he continued, smiling, "and I was definitely sensing an 'I'm into Gwen' vibe from him."
She gave him a wary look.
"I'll put in a good word for you… you know, if you want," he concluded.
For a moment Gwen hesitated. Should she go with Trent? On one hand she liked Naruto and felt a kind of connection with him. Then again between Lindsay, Bridgette, and Courtney did she really have a chance? They all had such interesting traits and such that the goth felt herself in a less favorable light then them. So after contemplating she decided to go with what she felt like was a safe choice.
To Cody's surprise, she smiled at me. "Wow… that's really cool of you," she said,"If you can get us in the same boat on the way home, I'll so owe you one," she added. After all it seemed despite his faults it seemed like Trent was a genuinely nice guy and into her.
"Interesting that you would say that," he began, trying to start off casually. He didn't want to be blatant about this. "See, I'm in a bit of trouble myself…"
"…What do you mean?"
"Well… I kinda bet Owen that if I got your bra, he'd do all my dishes for the rest of the competition."
WHACK!
And once more a blow to the genitals. "Heh… Right. Asking too much. Got it."
Everyone soon arrived to the island. ''Spontaneous fog...'' Naruto committed after removing the I-pod.
Izzy hopped out of her canoe as they docked. "Did you see that skull? Its like this place is haunted or something.
The sound of howling winds and horrible screeches followed the declaration.
"Let's just get this over with!" Gwen shuddered, picking up her canoe alongside Cody.
The Ravenous Wolves soon found themselves running through the forest, only to be cut off by a fallen tree. They soon found themselves face to face with the elusive 'Muskoka' wooly beaver. Chased away by the large and hairy creatures the Foxes took advantage of that to pull ahead.
The Foxes soon took advantage of the Wolves problems and pulled in the lead. "Come on!" Izzy cried out after the team had finally lost the rabid geese that took after them, after the beavers gave up, but were distracted by the sandwich bread Cody tossed behind. "This isn't over yet... we still have to burn stuff!"
Meanwhile the Foxes approached a fork in the road. Naruto had gone on ahead to scout things out and they were able to keep up until now. They couldn't help but find it strange that the blond hadn't left behind some identifying marker. "Which path do we take?" Geoff asked.
"Left." Courtney replied. "Definitely left."
Geoff frowned. "I don't know... the right seems like a good idea."
"Well, the right trail is wider." Bridgette agreed. Geoff smiled at her. "What are you staring at?" She asked, as she began to walk down the path.
"I can see the other team!" Trent called out.
"Me too!" Gwen called out. "And they're taking the right!"
"Then let's take the left!" Trent called back.
They walked a little bit longer until Trent noticed something strange. "Guys Um, I don't mean to panic guys... but I'm sinking!"
"Trent's stuck! I'm coming Trent!"
"No, don't!"
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ConFESionAL
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'How was I supposed to know what quicksand looks like?' Trent asked.
Meanwhile laughing his ass off, even during the explanation Chris spoke. ''Can you believe that. I set it up, but I never believed anyone would walk into it. That's just great.''
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cfEND
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"Help!" Trent shouted, and Cody sprung into action. Gwen and Cody sat their canoe down and he ran as fast as he could toward the quicksand pit. Finding a vine, he grabbed it without hesitation and swung down in a Tarzan-like fashion toward the hand sticking out from the quicksand.
And he missed it, only to find himself wrapped around a tree, writhing in agony. Slowly slides down and receiving scratches from the treebark.
Somehow by sheer luck Trent grabbed onto the vine and pulled him and Lindsay out of the quicksand. Cody, dazed, managed to walk up to Trent and Lindsay.
"Whoa! Thanks, bro!" Trent held a hand out for him to low-five him, and Cody attempted to return it… but missed. He then put a hand on his shoulder. "You're a lifesaver."
That managed to snap me out of my daze. "…I am?"
Then, out of the blue, Lindsay ran up to him and enveloped him in a hug. "My hero!" Cody without a doubt enjoyed the hug. When you're Cody you don't have a perky girl like Lindsay hug you everyday, or ever.
"Where did you learn to do that?"
He rubbed the back of my neck, grinning sheepishly. "You know… I watch a lot of movies…"
"This is very touching, guys," Gwen spoke from the other side of the quicksand pit, "but we've still got a challenge to win."
Back with the others. ''...and that's how I shoryukened Bear and made my way back here.'' Naruto explained as they went to work on their fire. Not too long after the Wolves arrived.
Heather tried to get a spark from a stick while Leshawna assisted with two rocks without success. She glanced at the Foxes, who already had a fire going. "How did they manage to get a fire so quickly?"
Duncan smirked, and pulled out his lighter.
Chris smiled from up in his chopper. "No rule about lighters. Edge, Foxes." he explained to the cameras
All the remaining campers rushed around, looking for wood to fuel their team's fire. Beth was one of these campers, and was poking around in the bush when she found a small tiki statuette. She gasped, and immediately pocketed it.
Geoff dragged himself across the sand to throw his wood into the fire.
DJ frowned at Geoff's leg. "Hey Bridgette! You have first aid training, right?" She nodded. "Why don't you help Geoff? He might have gangrene!" Or be over acting!
"Or jungle rot!" Geoff added.
"Or athlete's foot!" DJ added shuddering.
''The baby is fine,'' Naruto cut in, acting a little less friendly than usual unless he was provoked. ''Besides if he is in that much pain he should see a more qualified medical professional. One that won't make things awkward.'' he said as he pulled out a latex medical glove.
Geoff paled. ''On second thought. I don't think its that bad.'' he nervously replied. He didn't trust the look the other blond was shooting him.
The next couple minutes were quite interesting, to say the least. Harold, in a panic, had tossed his team's oars into their fire as firewood, and Izzy managed to nearly blow everyone up with a fire-starter made of tree sap.
"I don't think this is going to be big enough!" Courtney worried.
DJ shrugged. "You heard the woman! More wood! Let's go!"
Harold looked around nervously and grabbed the first pile of wood he saw, which happened to be the oars, and chucked it into the fire. Everyone gasped in disbelief.
''What the hell is wrong with you?'' Naruto practically exploded.
"How are we supposed to get back now?" Bridgette added.
"This ought to do the trick. No way we'll lose. " She said, chucking a small round object around in her hands. "Its a hand made fire starter made out of some tree sap, twigs and other materials.''
''Izzy...that's not...'' Naruto began, his mouth dropping in horror as he realized that Izzy was going to use that.
''Stand back guys. This is going to be big.''
''IZZY NOOOO!'' Naruto shouted as he tackled her to prevent her from throwing the concoction in. Though because of this the concoction flew into the other team's fire and was akin to a miniature nuclear explosion.
"Woo-hooo," Chris said, "we have our fire-building winner! Looks like the Gophers are back in the game after all!"
''Damnit Izzy,'' Naruto managed out after a gasp. ''This is why the RMCP is after your ass. You keep doing crazy stuff like that.'' he said as he fell back with a groan.
''Brilliant move leader. Want to screw our situation up even more?''
''Oh go to hell Duncan.''
With the challenge over the teams could now make their way back to the island. ''What are we going to do without paddles?'' Bridgette pointed out.
''We can get someone to swim behind the votes and push them,'' Izzy suggested before going off on one of her tangents. ''I did that once with like a sixty foot yacht. The whole crew had to flutter kick for like sixty-eight days to shore and like four of us got eaten by sharks. And I didn't...note me..'' she added between her giggles and rapid recollection. ''But it was really insane.''
''That might work,'' Geoff replied.
''We need someone big enough to push all the canoes back,'' Bridgette said, eyeing DJ, "we could get someone push them all back!"
DJ shuddered. "Nuh uh. I'm afraid of water!"
"I'll do it!" Geoff volunteered.
Naruto sighed, ''By the time either of you could get all the boats back you'll be exhausted and you might drown. Listen, use the rope I brought to tie all the boats together. Then using the lead boat DJ and I will pull it back to shore while the rest of you assist using your arms if necessary.''
''Actually, that doesn't sound half bad.'' Courtney noted. ''Not that we have many other options.''
''Man, good thing you brought that rope,'' Harold spoke up. Everyone promptly glared at him, resulting in him shirking back, deciding maybe he should keep quiet for the rest of the day.
''Why did you bring a rope?'' Bridgette couldn't help but be curious about.
''You know, uum, climbing and other such things.'' Naruto remarked before hastily grabbing it and going over to the boats. ''No time to dawdle, lets hurry up before it gets dark.''
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Confession Cam
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An annoyed Naruto spoke to the camera. ''No you damn perverts, I did not bring the rope for what you're all thinking of.''
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CCEND
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"The Gophers are the winners!" Chris exclaimed. "Foxes. You. Me. Elimination Ceremony. Tonight!"
''Hey Bridge, Courtney, and Izzy.'' Naruto called out to each of the girls. ''I need to speak with the each of you.'' he said, leading them away from the others after finally arriving to the island. ''Look, we're going to have to vote someone out and quite frankly the most useless amongst us is that Justin guy. For one I don't even recall him speaking much, must less really standing out in contributions.''
''Tactically speaking that makes the most sense.'' Courtney agreed.
''But why just us three? Why not invite some of the others?'' Bridgette added.
''Because what I'm proposing is an alliance. An alliance between the four of us to try and make it to the finals.'' Naruto began. ''I think we all know there is going to be one winner and sooner or later the teams are going to be dissolved when the numbers dwindle. We need to plan for the future and I trust you three above the others.''
Said girls were touched by Naruto's proclamation. ''Aaw foxy. Izzy feels the warm fuzzies too.'' she said as she pulled him into a tight hug, nearly smothering him with her bosom.
''Hey! Get your chi-chis out of his face before you smother him,'' Courtney snapped causing Izzy to let go.
''My bad,'' Izzy replied with a nervous chuckle.
That night Justin was eliminated as Naruto's alliance saw fit. The foursome was created for the very purpose of survival and making to the final rounds and not for ganging up on any other camper, unless they were going to be something of a problem. While it was going to be painful decided off which members of their team to vote off when the time come, they knew it was better to come to terms with it now then later.
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Chapter End
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The votes are getting close people. These votes include the ones in PMs so going by review suggestions only aren't accurate.
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Teams
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Chaotic Foxes: Naruto, Courtney, Katie, Geoff, Bridgette, Harold, DJ, Izzy, and Duncan.
Ravenous Wolves: Beth, Heather, Gwen, Leshawna, Eva, Cody, Lindsay, Owen, and Trent.