Original Posted On Sept. 7, 2024
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Rio Skyron: Lilith really is. Yeah, you could say Walter is Naruto's Daddy.
InfiniteNexusofChaos: Thank you. I am also really glad I included the C.A.R.S.
DaftMerc39: Seviathan is basically an insecure piece of shit. Yep. Mirko as a Demon Bunny was always gonna be better than Succubus-Rabbit Hinata. You'll like what I did with Dr. Gerbil.
Jebest4781: Thank you.
Gamelover41592: No one expected Dr. Gerbil.
Kreiger Techpreist: Mirko is right where she belongs.
MichaelTheFox: OH, you want to know what Dr. Gerbil has instore for Naruto?
Pain17fication: Seras Victoria? Hm… At this time, I have no plans.
ShadowBloodedge9396: I always have fun writing cute Naruto/Mirko scenes. Yeah, Lilith, to keep it simple, is use to having control over Charlie, so with Charlie now being independent and wanting to make choices of her own, Lilith feels like she is losing control. LOL, that's funny.
TwinstarDragon: LOL, that'd be a poetic death.
Crimson Riot 01: Glad you love it.
Neon Starch: Dude… I'm using that.
Sniperbro1998: Naruto will go to Charlie for that.
Shin: Sorry, I didn't mean to cause any trauma. I think I remember that…
MEATBICYCLE: That is funny as hell. I know the guy you're talking about. You want to know Dr. Gerbil's intention?
SixStringBass: I'm 25. I turn 26 in December.
Spark681: It isn't exactly the same as Alucard's Level 0. But it doesn't mean it isn't effective.
DracoKing30: Thank you.
Freedomringer: Definitely gonna be doing that.
3headed-dragon: I already have the chant prepared.
Thegrinningsalesman1: Oh, the Good Doctor has nothing but good intentions.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HAZBIN HOTEL!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 7: Doctor's Prescription
Lucifer's Mansion…
Walter and Naruto walked through the House of Lucifer.
Even though it has only been eight and a half months since Naruto's one year training was allowed, Walter thought it would be good for Naruto to familiarize himself with his future workplace's layout.
"… where you and I would be living if you are able to get the job." Walter joked as he showed Naruto the living quarters of the workers.
"If?" Naruto said with a smirk.
Walter just smiled, not going further.
"Follow me, we should…"
Naruto bumped into Walter, who had suddenly stopped.
"Your Majesty." Walter said as he bowed.
Naruto's posture fixed itself, his hand on his chest, and bowed.
"Hey-hey~" Lucifer said as he playfully approached them. "Walter, how you been?"
"I've been well, sir." Walter replied.
"That's good." Lucifer turned to Naruto, who felt nervous.
Sure, he had spent eight days around the King, but he never actually talked to Lucifer.
"Good day, Naruto, how are you doing?"
"Very good, sir."
Lucifer frowned
He surprised Naruto but putting his arm around Naruto's shoulders.
"Ah, don't be like that. Come, we are going to lunch!"
"Huh?"
Thirty-three minutes later…
Naruto stared at his King as said King ate caramel apples like it was a healthy meal.
"You gonna eat?" Lucifer asked, his teeth covered in caramel and apple chunks.
"Sure…"
Naruto took one, biting into it.
His tastebuds were assaulted by the sweet caramel and the sourness of the green apple.
"Delicious…"
"I know, right?" Lucifer said like a child who was proven correct.
"Sir, why did you ask me here?" Naruto asked, curious to why the father of his Master had asked him to eat lunch… if you could call it lunch.
Lucifer chewed what was in his mouth before swallowing it.
"Well, I wanted to reward you." Lucifer said as he snapped his fingers.
Naruto watched as a checkbook and pen appeared in Lucifer's hand.
With lighting speed, Lucifer wrote up a check, tore it out and handed it to Naruto.
Naruto's confusion got even worse as he held the piece of paper.
"…"
"You still confused?" Lucifer asked with a knowing smile.
Naruto nodded.
"Well, I did this because I was happy that you defended Charlie from Seviathan." Lucifer told Naruto plainly. "So, I thought a reward and some lunch would be the best way to show that appreciation."
"Oh, you didn't have to go that far, sir."
Lucifer frowned.
"Just call me Lucifer, or Luci, whatever floats your boat."
"Uh… sure, Sir."
Lucifer's frown deepened, but he took a deep breath.
"But for real, kid." Lucifer put his hand on Naruto's head. "You did a real good job."
Naruto felt embarrassed that a grown man was ruffling his hair, but… it felt nice to be shown appreciation.
"Oh, does the Dog of Hades like head pats?"
"What?"
"The Dog of Hades. That's your title."
"Since when?" Naruto blurted out as Lucifer took a selfie, his hand still on Naruto's head.
"Since now." Lucifer said as he posted it on his social media, under the title 'Dog of Hades LOVES head pats'.
"So… I'm Naruto, the Dog of Hades…" Naruto mumbled. "I like it. Sounds tough."
Lucifer smirked before he jammed another caramel apple into his mouth.
Outside the room, Charlie smiled, happy knowing her father and Naruto were getting along.
Night…
Naruto was spending the night at Lucifer's Mansion.
He was sleeping in a very soft bed, and it had allowed him to fall asleep instantly.
Dream…
Naruto was walking through the Rabbit Foot Combat Arena's arena.
It was very foggy and misty.
So thick that Naruto could barely see in front of him.
His ear twitched as a feint sound caught his hearing.
"N… N…"
Naruto's eyes widened as guilt and fear gripped his hear.
Zabuza crawled out of the Mist.
He was a black/Neon teal demon from Envy, accompanied with scale like features and gills.
His torso was scrapped out as if someone big had stabbed and gutted him.
His legs were mangled beyond use.
His left arm was nothing but rotting flesh and bone chunks.
"Nar….ruto…" He grumbled.
"Z-Zabuza…"
The demon grabbed the fox, pulling Naruto to his knees.
"YOU DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING!" Zabuza screamed in Naruto's face. "YOU KILL ME AND THEN LIVE A GOOD LIFE!"
"I'm sorry! It… it was an accident!"
"YOU WERE JEALOUS!" Zabuza started to choke Naruto, his hand being big enough to easily do so. "YOU WANTED MY CHAMPION POSITION, MY WEAPON, MY STATUS!"
Naruto could barely breath, grabbing Zabuza's hand, doing what he could to break the grip.
Dream End…
Naruto shot up, breaking out of a sleep paralysis spell.
He looked around, the scenery being unfamiliar, causing his panic to be worsened.
Jumping out of bed, Naruto ran into the hallway, and ran through it, using his nose to find Charlie's scent.
Finding her room, Naruto banged on the door.
He heard Charlie get out of bed to open the door.
"Hel…"
Charlie was taken back when Naruto hugged her.
"Naruto? What is…"
She realized Naruto was squeezing tightly.
"What's wrong?" She asked, putting her arms around him.
"I… Nightmare… Zabuza…" Naruto rapid fire shot to the Princess as she pulled him into the room, shutting the door.
Razzle and Dazzle hovered around Naruto, concerned looks on their faces as Naruto and Charlie sat on the bed.
"…"
"…"
"Naruto, I know you mentioned Zabuza before, but… I don't know anything about him." Charlie lied, slightly.
She had read the files, but skimmed it. Only to know who Zabuza was, not his relationship to Naruto.
"Zabuza was a Champion at the Arena." Naruto replied, staring at the wall. "He used the Executioner's Blade efficiently. He was a master swordsman…"
Naruto went silent for a moment.
"I was told… Kaguya found me as a baby, just abandoned in Wrath. She took me in, raised me, and when I was seven, she put me to work as a helper to the fighters." Naruto explained to Charlie, his hands nervously flexing. "I helped many of them, Arlong's being the worst. Many of the fighters were assholes who abused us, myself included. That is until Zabuza took me as his helper."
Naruto's face softened visibly.
"He was strict, sometimes aggressive, but he didn't make me feel like shit." Naruto continued. "Even started teaching me how to use a sword when I was ten."
Charlie paid quiet attention.
"When I was eleven, Mirko and I were in the arena, training. Arlong came around and began harassing me… and I snapped."
Naruto head hung in shame.
"I don't remember what happened, all I know is that I went wild in trying to kill Arlong, and Zabuza stepped in. After attempting to calm me down with words, he used force…" Naruto lifted his right hand, looking at it with disdain and disgust. "And I gutted him."
His eyes began to water.
"With… with his last effort, he snapped me out of it… and gave me his sword…" Naruto's tears fell. "So… my nightmare was him yelling that…"
He couldn't talk anymore, his overwhelming emotions making it hard.
"He blamed me…"
Charlie had enough.
She pulled Naruto into a soft hug, his head in her chest, hearing her heart beat as she gently rubbed his head.
"It's okay." She whispered.
Naruto's lip trembled, closing his eyes as he hugged Charlie.
Charlie hadn't seen Naruto so vulnerable in a long time.
'He is so amazing that I forgot he is just a child.' Charlie thought as she felt Naruto begin to relax.
Naruto eventually fell asleep in her arms.
Instead of putting Naruto back in his room, Charlie put him in her bed, with Razzle and Dazzle cuddling next to him as she slept beside them.
Skip, November 19th…
It had now been nine and a half months.
Currently, it was a week before Mirko's Birthday.
"Hey, hey, Charlie~" Naruto said as he appeared in front of the princess upside down, startling her. "Can I get a reservation at Ozzie's?"
Charlie's eyes bugged out of their sockets.
"WHERE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT OZZIE'S!"
"Zabuza mentioned it a few times when I was in Wrath." Naruto said as he dropped from the ceiling, standing back up. "Why the extreme reaction?"
"Ozzie's is located in Lust, you are not allowed there!" Charlie stated.
"Okay, then how about Bee's…"
"No!"
Naruto pouted.
"AND WHY NOT?"
"Because they aren't places for children!" Charlie yelled back.
Naruto crossed his arms, sat on his haunches, and pouted.
Charlie groaned before she knelt next to him.
"Look, I'll find a nice safe place for you and Mirko to go on her birthday."
"You promise?"
"I do." Charlie said, crossing her heart with her finger.
"Okay…"
Skip, November 26th…
"So~"
"So what?" Naruto asked Mirko as Walter drove them to Gluttony.
"Where are we going?" Mirko asked, blushing.
She was wearing a blue jean, a Bruce Lee t-shirt, while she had a sweater tied around her waist.
Her hair was slightly curled.
'I love the casual look.' Naruto thought as he looked at Mirko.
Naruto was wearing jean shorts, and a gray t-shirt. Very bland, but functional.
"Charlie booked us a restaurant." Naruto said as he blushed, avoiding his friend's eyes.
She was very adorable, especially in her casual.
Usually she wore training clothing, so Mirko in anything else was a very pleasant change for Naruto.
"Which restaurant, silly." Mirko asked.
Naruto went to answer… only to deflate.
"I don't know which one." Naruto replied.
Mirko just couldn't help but smile.
"Alright, we are here." Walter said as he pulled over.
The two teens got out of the limo, bidding Walter farewell before turning to the restaurant.
It was a nice Steak house type.
"Oooh…" The two teens said in unison as they entered.
"Table for two, under Naruto…"
"Yes, a reservation for two." The waiter said as he led the two teens to their table.
They ordered their food and drink.
"Happy Birthday, Mirko." Naruto said, using magic to summon a gift.
"OH, you learned that Pocket-Space magic Walter was talking about." Mirko said as she accepted the gift.
"Yep, was fucking hard."
"I bet you are."
"MIRKO!" Naruto said as his cheeks turned red, Mirko cheekily smiling at him as she opened her gift.
It was a My Melody Rabbit doll.
Dressed in deep purple with stars and a crescent moon motif.
"OH, MY LUCIFER!" Mirko gasped. "This is the Limited edition Rabbit! How?"
"I worked hard to get it…" Naruto said with a smirk.
Flashback…
Random Arcade…
"Can't I just buy the doll?" Naruto asked the owner of the arcade, pointing at the rabbit doll in the claw machine game cabinet.
"Nope, I am not selling these things. They are to be won." The owner said strictly.
Naruto pouted.
"Fine."
He walked to a money to coin machine, and thankfully due to cashing the check Lucifer had given him, he had enough money to spare.
Skip, Four Hours Later…
Naruto's eye was twitching.
He had spent HUNDREDS of dollars trying to get the doll.
'Come on… come on!' Naruto thought as he lined up the crane and hit the button.
It lowered, the claw gripping the doll… it went up…
And dropped the doll.
"THAT'S IT!" Naruto yelled, pulling his arm back and shattering the cabinet.
"WHAT IS GOING… HEY, HEY, GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" the owner screamed as Naruto grabbed the doll, which was thankfully not damaged, and ran off.
"EAT MY ASS!" Naruto shouted back.
Flashback End…
'Good times.' Naruto thought as their food arrived.
The teens engaged in eating, small jokes, and antics.
Unaware that someone had been watching them from a distance.
Later…
"I had a lot of fun today, Naruto." Mirko said as she and Naruto walked around in Wrath.
Walter had picked them up, but dropped them off a decent distance from the Arena to walk back.
"Yeah, me too."
Mirko took his hand.
The two teens blushed from the contact.
"Oh, yeah, Naruto."
"Yeah?"
"My boobs are coming in." Mirko said as she gestured to her chest. "Wanna feel?"
Naruto's face went tomato red.
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, they are coming in, feel them." Mirko insisted, getting in close. "Come on, you know you wanna."
Naruto tried to pull away, but Mirko wouldn't allow the distance to be widened.
"COME ON, TOUCH THEM!"
"F-Fine!"
Naruto put his hand on Mirko's chest.
"Flat as a board."
Mirko gasped.
"ASSHOLE!" Mirko punched Naruto in the face.
Naruto staggered, but did not fall.
"I let you touch my boobs, and you just call me flat!"
"At least your ass is coming in." Naruto retorted, taking the opportunity to grab her butt. "Yeah, at least somethings filling in."
It was Mirko's turn to turn red.
She jumped Naruto, and began punching him, all the while Naruto laughed it off.
Several Minutes Later…
Naruto and Mirko huffed, both laying on their backs after their little skirmish.
"You still mad?"
"No."
"Well, for the record…" Naruto said as he looked at Mirko. "I did feel something."
"Really?" Mirko asked, shooting up.
"Yep." Naruto said with a smile.
Mirko couldn't contain her excitement.
"You jerk. You did that to get a rise out of me." She laughed, laying back down.
"Yep." Naruto said as they stared up at the starry sky.
Mirko scooted closer, leaning into Naruto's shoulder.
He wrapped his arm around her.
The two teens enjoyed each other company for several more minutes before getting up.
Naruto walked Mirko to the front of the combat arena.
"I had a lot of fun, birthday girl." Naruto said as Mirko was ready to enter her home.
"Me too, dummy."
Naruto pulled Mirko close, and kissed her cheek.
"Good night, Mirko." Naruto said before he returned to Walter's Vacation House.
Mirko's heart pounded.
Five Minutes Later, Mirko's Room…
Mirko lay on her bed, smiling brighter than the sun.
'He kissed me, he kissed me…' She thought over and over, turning onto her side, face in her pillow. 'He kissed me, he kissed me…'
"So, I take it you two had fun?" Kaguya asked, seeing how happy Mirko was. "You two get in a fight?"
"Yeah, it was fun." Mirko replied.
Kaguya smiled.
"I'm happy you're having fun."
"So, Mom~"
Kaguya quirked an eyebrow.
Mirko reached into her pocket, and pulled out a slip of paper.
Which had a phone number on it.
Mirko giggled at the wide-eyed surprised look her mother gave her.
The paper slip was swiped from Mirko's hand.
"THANK YOU!" Kaguya yelled, picking her teenage daughter up in her arms, hugging her.
"Hahaha, you're welcome." Mirko said as Kaguya laid many kisses on her face.
"So," Kaguya asked as she released Mirko. "Did Naruto get you anything?"
"Oh, yeah, this." Mirko said as she pulled out the My Melody Rabbit doll. "These things are only able to be obtained at the arcade up the street. How he got it… he must have spent a lot of money."
"Doubt it. I heard some kid smashed the cabinet open a while ago, so it could have been Naruto." Kaguya pointed out.
The mother/daughter duo laughed.
"You're all dirty, so go shower." Kaguya said as she gave Mirko one final forehead kiss. "Happy Birthday, my daughter."
Mirko was giddy as she got ready for her shower.
Meanwhile…
Naruto had returned home and went to sleep… currently spasming in said sleep as his muscles ached.
And he felt an intense heat/yearning in his crotch as his dreams were filled with images of Mirko.
Mirko and Naruto.
Mirko and Naruto… doing things…
Heart pounding things.
Things that adults got to do.
Holding hands.
Laughing.
K-K-Kissing…
Next Morning…
"Are you okay?" Walter asked Naruto.
Naruto nodded.
His face and body had swollen during the night from the beating Mirko had given him.
"I see." Walter said as he smoked his cigarette.
Naruto grabbed one himself, and began smoking as well.
'I guess I've rubbed off on him more than I thought.' Walter thought as the room filled with smoke.
Two Days Later…
Naruto was taking the laundry down.
'Hope Walter comes back soon…' Naruto thought as he put the laundry in the baskets.
Looking up, Naruto saw the clouds beginning to darken.
'Shit, I need to bring the rest in fast.' Naruto thought as he reached up to take another piece down… only for the pole to fall off, the clothing hitting the ground.
"FUCK!" Naruto said in a panic.
"S'cuse me."
"GAAAAAAAAAH!" Naruto punched the speaker.
Dr. Gerbil reeled back, holding his face.
"My, my, that is quite the punch you got there, sir." Dr. Gerbil said as he recovered from his assault.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU FREAK!" Naruto screamed as the tiny demon pulled out his suitcase.
"I can't help but see you've had a small mis-hap." The Gerbil said as he opened his suitcase. "I have a little something that could help you fix the problem. Would you be interested?"
"Okay, sure…" Naruto said as he looked away, not wanting to look at the tiny demon.
"Happy to help." Dr. Gerbil said as he turned his attention into his suitcase. "Now, where is it…"
'Just hurry up and leave.' Naruto thought as he looked at the clothes hanger pole.
He picked it up and looked at it.
'Wait… it's missing a screw…' Naruto thought as he turned to look at Dr. Gerbil… only to see the demon wearing a gas mask as he held a spray can.
He pressed the nozzle, spraying a green gas into Naruto's face.
"WHAT THE… THE…the… th…" Naruto felt an intense drowsiness hit him before he collapsed.
"Knock out Gas made by YOURS truly~" Dr. Gerbil cackled as he tossed off his gas mask, both the spray can and the mask landing in his suit case.
"All according to plan." He said with a smile, walking up to the unconscious teen, reaching into his jacket, pulling out a vial of pink liquid.
He poured it into Naruto's mouth, and cackled as he tossed the vial, missing his suit case.
His cackles echoed as the potions affects began.
Chapter 7, DONE!
I had a Lot of Fun.
I hope it shows.
Yes, Dr. Gerbil has now made his move, and what was the potion he poured into Naruto's mouth?
Come back next chapter to see what happened and why.
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