Original Posted On Nov. 15, 2024
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Jebest4781: Thank you.
Freedomringer: I highly recommend Baki, the fights (While ridiculous) are amazing, even better than Dragon Ball. Level 4 to Level 3 is Mastered Sage Mode Naruto. Thank you, I am very proud of the fight.
Bednarczykmiki: I know, she looks so dumb knocking on the door to an empty house.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Yeah, I consider Hanayama VS Naruto a Draw, since both fighters got heavily injured. Yeah, I find Lucifer's attitude being this way to Mammon was PERFECT~ payback for the demented clown's BULLSHIT.
Rio Skyron: I know, I did something similar in Crying for the Moon.
Gamelover41592: Thank you, Baki really inspired the fight.
DaftMerc39: LOL, I know, she was brutalized by a guy who didn't even see she was there. Yes, the chapter before, Lilith wanted to know if Naruto could protect Charlie, thus Walter asked Hanayama to fight, not kill, Naruto. Mammon deserved it. Yep, both Naruto and Mirko have body pillows of each other. Well, yeah, Naruto is injured, so of course they aren't at the house. Thank you. Oh, yeah… Last Dance. How was that? I sadly didn't like the first two films… just… not good. Entertaining, but not good movies.
Dragon Blaze X: Thank you.
MEATBICYCLE: … FUCK… But, yeah, Lucifer totally owns Mammon and walks away victorious. I am very proud of the fight. Okay, that vengeance idea IS FUCKING HILARIOUS… But I feel like it would ruin/destroy the respect Lilith has slowly gained/gives Naruto. Lucifer would think it was a good one, but Lilith wouldn't.
Ravage88atlas: Well… that's something that is not possible. In Baki, Hanayama was BORN with immense strength, and even as an adult, never trains, he is perfectly happy with the strength he was born with. Which, if you google him, you see how FUCKED up his body is, out of everyone, Hanayama has the MOST battle scars all over his body.
MichaelTheFox: This was the most important test, and Lilith won't do it again. Yep, Lucifer is happy Naruto and Hanayama destroyed the rip off theme park. I know, and I hope I can meet your expectations.
Kreiger Techpreist: LOL, I know. I know, Naruto grabbing Hanayama was a distraction/angering tactic that didn't go as planned. I know, Naruto and Mirko are nothing but horny.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HAZBIN HOTEL!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 15: Prelude to Oath
Sloth…
"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAS AT THE HOUSE EXPECTING YOU TO ANSWER THE DOOR!" A partially Full Demon Form Charlie shouted at Walter, shaking him violently outside Naruto and Hanayama's hospital room.
It was evening in Sloth, the sun already set minutes prior to Charlie's arrival.
"In my defense, I was here making sure Naruto and Mirko were safe." Walter explained calmly as he cut an apple.
Charlie fumed, Razzle and Dazzle shuddering in panic behind her.
"Aside from yelling at me, you should be checking on your servant." Walter said nonchalantly as he started to eat his apple slices, gesturing toward the room Naruto and Hanayama were stationed.
Charlie walked past Walter, ignoring him as she returned to her normal form, doing her best to calm down.
She heard faint talking within the room before she entered.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Charlie screamed, making Naruto jump off the bed into Kaguya's arms, Mirko leaped onto the ceiling (Clutching the light) and Kaguya wasn't affected.
Why was Charlie screaming?
Well, Hanayama was butt naked, showing off his tattoo to Naruto, Mirko, and Kaguya, thus exposing his genitals to the Princess as she entered.
"My apologies." Hanayama calmly said as put his gown back on. "Anyway," He returned his attention to Naruto, Mirko, and Kaguya. "The Standing Man took all their attacks, and died standing while carrying the large bell on his back. The attackers, upon seeing him dead, left, their mission complete. Servants of the household came to him, ready to prepare his funeral, when they discovered the youngest son of their lord safely stored in the bell."
A humble, yet prideful smile appeared on Hanayama's face as he told this story.
"To honor the Standing Man, every head of our group has him tattooed on our backs." Hanayama said as Mirko got off the ceiling, helping Naruto get out of Kaguya's grasp, and put him back in bed.
"Wow…" Mirko said, amazed at the simple story.
"That's cool." Naruto turned to Charlie. "Charlie, I want a yakuza tattoo!"
Mirko, Kaguya, and Charlie's fists came down on Naruto's injured skull.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, THE FUCK!" Naruto cried out, holding his aching head.
"NO TATTOOS!" All three stated.
"I'M INJURED! THIS IS ABUSE!" Naruto pointed out as he lay down.
He turned his back to them, pulling his blanket over him.
"Well, I guess it's time we go home." Kaguya said as she looked at the time.
"Okay, mom." Mirko said as she turned to Naruto. "See you tomorrow, Naruto!"
Naruto didn't respond.
Mirko felt a tinge of hurt, but allowed it to brush off as she and Kaguya left the room.
"I'll come back tomorrow, have a good night sleep, Naruto." Charlie said as she put her hand on his shoulder.
"Hmm…"
Charlie sighed, knowing this was all she was going to get for now.
Hanayama watched Charlie leave.
"Say… was that Hell's Princess?" Hanayama asked.
Naruto nodded.
Hanayama's cheeks were dusted pink.
He had shown the Princess his junk.
Parking Lot…
"I insist." Walter said as he, Charlie, Mirko, and Kaguya stood next to the Limo.
"Okay." Kaguya relented… not really, she was playing hard to get.
'Adults can be stupid.' Mirko thought as she got into the back with Charlie, Kaguya getting up front with Walter.
"Ah, you have no idea how great it is to have a business in Pride." Kaguya said as she stretched her arms as Walter started to drive. "The fights have pulled in a new crowd."
"But can't fights with Sinners who can't die or get to badly hurt be boring?" Charlie asked.
She was not interested in the violence, but from a business stand point, it stood out.
"Oh, I'm good… friends…" Kaguya wiped some blood from her nose. "With Carmilla Carmine, so I got some angel metal weapons."
Charlie nodded, then something came to mind.
Something Naruto had told her nearly a year ago.
"So… what of the kids who work under you?" Charlie asked, her tone showing irritation.
Kaguya turned, frowning at Charlie's attitude.
"I laid them off."
Charlie tilted her head.
"Say what?"
"When I had my arena relocated and then had the second one built, I decided the kids I had working under me for the fighters deserved better." Kaguya explained with Mirko nodding her head in confirmation. "I gave them all some money and then let them go."
"But Naruto said all the fighters had assistants to help them prepare for fights?"
"They did, now they don't. You really aren't smart if you need me to repeat this, Princess." Kaguya replied, smirking at Charlie's agitation at being called 'Stupid'.
"So, you grew a conscience?" Charlie retorted. "What made a cold-hearted BITCH like yourself grow one?"
Kaguya stiffened, her face going from playful to an angry frown.
"Now, now." Walter said, unable to hide his smirk. "We shouldn't fight amongst ourselves."
Hospital…
Naruto was out like a light, small amount of drool dripping from his mouth as his leg kicked slightly.
Dream…
Naruto grit his teeth as Hanayama squeezed, the pressure building up in Naruto's arm.
The pressure was so great, the flesh exploded off of Naruto's arm, exposing all the nerves on Naruto's elbow.
Mirko winced, unable to look, her ears being forced to endure Naruto's horrid screams, his arm going limp, making the wires fall from Hanayama's neck.
"Poor kid," one of Hanayama's men said in a tone that showed empathy. "He had to suffer the Boss's Punch, Pinch, and now his Vice Grip."
"Sheesh…" Kizaki sighed. "He should just…"
Everyone's eyes bulged out of their sockets.
Naruto had reached out with his good hand… and GRABBED HANAYAMA'S DICK AND BALLS.
Everyone had One Piece Enel Shocked face.
'HE GRABBED HIS BALLS!' everyone thought as Naruto gripped them tightly.
Hanayama didn't express it, but the look in his eyes showed that it worked.
"Heh… your balls match your physique." Naruto joked.
A weight pressed itself into Naruto's back.
"So~" Mirko purred, wrapping her arms around Naruto's neck as he held onto Hanayama's junk. "You got him by the balls, you want to…" She got real close to Naruto's ear. "More?"
She nipped Naruto's ear, making him tense, his hand squeezing Hanayama's balls, making the ogre moan, sending a tingle through Naruto's spine.
Dream End…
Naruto's eyes opened, the blurred vision clearing to show Naruto that Hanayama was looking down over him as the sunlight from the morning sun behind the tall demon.
"You okay?" Hanayama asked, his tone slightly concerned. "You were mumbling frantically."
Naruto's face flushed red, remembering what his dream was about.
"YEAH I'M FINE!" Naruto yelled as the door opened.
"What is going on in here? What is with all the yelling?" the doctor asked.
He was an elegant and handsome avian demon.
His golden plumage shined brilliantly in the sun, with his 'hair' forming bangs around his eyes, which were solid blue with purple pupils. His beak was short like a chicken's.
He was tall, just over nine feet.
He wore a doctor's uniform with his name tag.
Dr. Riser Phenex.
Naruto turned red, feeling his heart race in his chest.
"I was just asking if he was okay." Hanayama explained, sitting in a chair, putting the crutch he was given (Due to his leg recovering from being cut off) to the side. "He just started screaming for no reason."
"Y-Yeah…" Naruto confirmed as Riser approached.
"Well, since I am here, I might as well check your injuries." Riser said as he started inspecting Naruto. "Does this hurt?"
"n-No…"
"How about, this?"
"No…" Naruto whimpered.
Not in pain.
But confusion.
Each touch of Riser's hand sent strange, yet familiar tingling sensations through Naruto's spine.
'What the fuck is going on? Usually this happens only when Mirko and I are hanging out…' Naruto thought as Riser continued to check his injuries before switching over to Hanayama.
Meanwhile…
Mirko shot up, jostling the table due to eating breakfast.
"The fuck?" Kaguya asked, having stabbed her cheek with her fork due to leaning on the table.
"I just felt… a strange disturbance…" Mirko turned, unknowingly staring in the direction of the hospital. "In the Horny."
Kaguya rolled her eyes as she cleaned the blood off of the fork.
"Whatever, kid." She grumbled as she resumed eating her breakfast."
Noon…
"Dr. Phenex says I will need this piece of metal in my snout until the bone heals." Naruto explained, no longer heavily covered in bandages.
At the bridge of his snout, just before his eyes, was a small metal plate with two bolts.
"How long will that take?" Mirko asks as she touches it, making Naruto blush.
"Don't know…"
Hanayama closed the book he was reading, as he lay in his bed, also no longer in heavy bandages, sporting a new scar across his nose from when Naruto thrust Kubikiribocho into his face.
"I'm going to take a walk." He said as he grabbed his crutch. "Honestly, I need a smoke break."
"We won't tell." Naruto said as he made a 'Zip the Lip' motion.
Hanayama smiled as he made his way out, heading to the top of the roof to smoke.
The two teens were left alone, allowing an awkward silence to surround them.
'Oh, fuck, what is this?' Naruto thought as he remembered his dream, the feelings he felt when Dr. Riser inspected him, and the current feelings he was going through while alone with Mirko. 'Should… should I tell her?'
"You okay?" Mirko asked, her face showing concern. "You're making a strange face. What's bothering you?"
She touched Naruto's hand, and he took it.
"Mirko… earlier…" Naruto mumbled, his heart racing in his throat. 'How do I explain this?'
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
"Come in." Mirko called out, still holding Naruto's hand as the door opened.
"HOWDY HOODY!" Lucifer announced, carrying a tray of candy apples. "WE BROUGHT FOODIE!"
"Thank you for the apples." Mirko thanked Lucifer, accepting said treats as Naruto turned his back to the King and Queen.
"So, you got hospitalized?" Lucifer asked Naruto in a playful tone.
Naruto didn't reply.
Lilith walked up to Naruto's bed, sitting at the foot of it, having an idea why Naruto was acting like this.
"Naruto," She said softly, knowing being strict was not the best approach. "I want to apologize for the test. Walter informed us of what happened."
Naruto didn't answer.
"I have no excuse for why I wanted to test you, but I just needed to be reassured you could protect my daughter." Lilith continued. "I don't expect you to forgive me for that, but I am genuinely sorry."
"Naruto." Mirko urged as she looked at his face. "They are sorry."
Naruto didn't respond, looking Mirko in the eyes.
She quirked an eyebrow, putting a hand on her hip.
She didn't break eye contact.
Naruto clicked his tongue with an irritated eye roll.
"I… okay…" Naruto sat up, looking the Queen of Hell in the eyes. "Your Majesty, I accept your apology."
Lilith smiled.
She knew he wasn't happy, and probably wasn't being genuine with his acceptance, but at least it was now something they could most past.
"As an apology for what happened, I have something for you two." Lucifer said as he reached into his jacket pocket. "I know your date was ruined, SOOOOO…"
He pulled out the two LuLu World Tickets he had wanted to give them earlier.
'Of course.' Naruto said as he took his ticket, looking at it. 'He is still hung up on me choosing LooLoo Land over LuLu World.'
Mirko squealed at the second chance of a better date with Naruto.
At the MUCH better theme park.
"But that's not all." Lucifer continued as he pointed at the tickets. "These are special tickets. Show these to the workers, and then you get the ENTIRE PARK to yourselves."
"Wait, what?" Both teens asked in surprise, feeling like they had misheard the Big Dick In Charge.
"I made it where you can rent out the park for an entire day." Lucifer excitedly explained. "So, with these tickets…"
Lucifer smiled as he darkly glared at Naruto.
"No admission price."
An Arrow penetrated Naruto.
"No lines." Lucifer said as he got closer, a dark shadow emitting from his body, making Lilith get off the bed and Mirko back herself into a corner.
A Second Arrow hit Naruto.
"Cheaper priced Food." Lucifer said as he was now in Naruto's face, his menacing aura spreading through the fox.
A Third Arrow struck Naruto.
'He quoted every complaint I had about the stupid park and threw it in my face!' Naruto thought as Lucifer returned to normal.
"Thank you, sir, we are very grateful." Naruto and Mirko thanked.
"You're welcome." Lucifer said sweetly, patting them on their heads. "Get better soon, Naruto, you only have about three or weeks left before… Well…"
Naruto's ears perked up as the King and Queen left Naruto and Mirko.
'Oh, that's right, I am going to be working with Charlie…'
Meanwhile…
"This is going to be Naruto… Naruto… NarACHOOOOOOOOOOO!" Charlie sneezed fire, setting one of the construction workers ablaze. "OH SHIT, I'M SORRY, SOMEONE GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"
The house was nearly complete, just needed a few more carpet patches and some other utilities set up before Charlie and Naruto could move in.
Now, it was being threatened by fire as Charlie and another worker put out the first one, Charlie profusely apologizing.
Hospital…
"So, what were you going to tell me?" Mirko asked as she calmed down, eating one of the candied apples Lucifer gave them.
Naruto looked at his friend, once again finding it hard to talk.
'What am I to say? "Oh, hey, Mirko, I had a dream of you and Hanayama wanting to… wanting to…' Naruto's face heated up. ' '"And then I felt the same way I do around you but with the doctor".'
Mirko tilted her head in confusion as Naruto's hands reached up to his head, scratching it as his fingers ran through his hair.
"Naruto?"
"It's nothing!" Naruto said stiffly, turning to Mirko. "I had NOTHING to say!"
Mirko quirked an eyebrow at Naruto's odd behavior.
"Okay…" She slowly replied, not wanting to upset him further, grabbing one of the candied apples, shoving it in his mouth. "Here, enjoy. They are delicious."
Four Days Later…
"Charlie, I'm fine." Naruto calmly told the Princess as she had come to collect him from the hospital.
He had been cleared to go, with very light bandages.
Charlie didn't care.
"Until you get better, I won't stop fretting." Charlie told him as she assisted him to the limo. "When you get home, you are going straight to bed to rest."
Naruto grumbled, but he wasn't upset.
It was a familiar setting.
Flashback…
"I can still help…" A very sick Naruto told Zabuza.
A rope wrapped around Naruto and tied him to the bed.
Suddenly, a bottle of Dayquil was shoved into his mouth, being forced to drink some before Zabuza put it on the bedside table.
"Nope, you're going to stay in bed and get better." The gruff demon stated angrily. "If I catch you out of bed I'll bludgeon you with Kubikiribocho."
Flashback End…
'Okay, that isn't a great memory, but it at least showed me he cared.' Naruto thought as the limo pulled out of the hospital parking lot.
"What are your plans for rest and relaxation, Naruto?" Walter asked.
"Well…"
Hour Later…
"FUCK YEAH!" Naruto and Mirko screamed in excitement as they ran through LuLu World to Charlie's chagrin.
Aside from the workers, only Naruto and Mirko were there.
No admission fee.
No lines for the rides and games.
Better food and cheaper prices.
Naruto wore another suit, pin stripes and dark blue with a black button up shirt.
Mirko, with her hair let down, wore another dress, this time it was a dull orange with a brown skirt.
To say they had a blast would be an understatement.
Evening, Wrath Ring, Rabbit Foot Combat Arena…
"Wait, who is that?" Naruto asked as Walter drove up to the arena.
"I think its Hanayama and his group." Mirko said as the limo slowed to a stop, allowing them to get out of the limo.
"Hanayama?"
Said demon turned, smoking a cigarette.
"Oh, good, you're here." He said as he dropped it before he stepped on it. "I wanted a tour."
"Why?"
"Because I wanna come by and fight here." He replied, pointing to the arena. "It would be good to test myself against strong fighters."
Naruto smiled.
"Well, then you better train, because I come here and fight myself." Naruto replied.
Hanayama smirked.
"Hey, be more respectful!" Kizaki told Naruto. "The Boss never trained a single day in his life. He was born strong, it's why he beat you!"
Naruto gained a tick mark on his forehead.
"Beat me?" Naruto asked, his hand covering his mouth. "I'm sorry, but I wasn't the one who got their leg cut off."
Kizaki growled, but stood down when Hanayama waved him off.
"Don't worry, Naruto." He said as he held out his fist. "You and I will fight again."
Naruto smiled and fist bumped Hanayama.
Mirko smiled proudly, happy to see this friendship beginning to grow.
"So, you said you wanted a tour?" Mirko said as she walked up to Hanayama. "I can show you around."
Naruto walked back to the limo as Mirko guided Hanayama and his men through the Combat Arena.
'This is gonna be fun.' Naruto thought, wanting a rematch with Hanayama.
Skip, Two Weeks…
Naruto woke up to his alarm blaring.
Loudly.
He turned it off before rolling over again, snuggling into his Mirko body pillow.
…
…
He snapped up, jumping out of bed, fully focused.
'Todays the day!' He thought as he shucked his pajamas while grabbing his towels, heading toward the shower.
Meanwhile…
Charlie woke up, getting out of bed, a giddy smile on her face.
'Today is the day.'
Meanwhile…
Mirko and Kaguya were packing up their car, wearing casual clothing for now.
'Todays the day.'
Meanwhile…
Walter poured tea for Lilith and Lucifer.
He was calm, composed, and happy.
'Today is the day.' He thought as he served his King and Queen. 'Naruto is going to become a butler to the Princess of Hell.'
Chapter 15, DONE!
Yes, it's happening. Naruto is FINALLY going to become… The Butler of Morningstar!
OOOH YEAH, RISER PHENEX IS BACK! For those who haven't read Crying for the Moon, Riser Phenex is an important character and good friends with Naruto, so I decided to bring him back as the doctor Naruto and company will be seeing for any kind of hospital visits.
Naruto will have that small plate of metal on his face… yeah, Boo, when drawing Naruto, wanted to give Naruto a monocle, like Walter, but she never added the eye Lense. But, we liked the idea of Naruto having a piece of metal on his snout, and it looks cool, so I had Hanayama pinch his snout, thus necessitating the need of the metal piece. So, yeah, in all of the art for Butler, Naruto has had that metal piece.
Speaking of which, More Art on Deviantart, please look for Boo1194 if you are curious.
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