Original Posted On Nov. 24, 2024
Re-Posted on Nov. 29, 2024
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MEATBICYCLE: You're the first to notice. I could have used Shinogi, but I felt using Riser would be fun. Yep, Lucifer got his small vengeance on Mammon and Naruto for insulting his beloved Theme Park. Doesn't mean Lilith is off the hook.
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HAZBIN HOTEL!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 16: The Oath
Walter's House…
Naruto woke up to his alarm blaring.
Loudly.
He turned it off before rolling over again, snuggling into his Mirko body pillow.
…
…
He snapped up, jumping out of bed, fully focused.
'Todays the day!' He thought as he shucked his pajamas while grabbing his towels, heading toward the shower.
Meanwhile…
Charlie woke up, getting out of bed, a giddy smile on her face.
'Today is the day.'
Meanwhile…
Mirko and Kaguya were packing up their car, wearing casual clothing for now.
'Todays the day.'
Meanwhile…
Walter poured tea for Lilith and Lucifer.
He was calm, composed, and happy.
'Today is the day.' He thought as he served his King and Queen. 'Naruto is going to become a butler to the Princess of Hell.'
Noon, Lucifer's Mansion, Lucifer's Office…
"Hello?" Lucifer answered his phone as he and Lilith prepared themselves for the event.
"Your highness, the house is finished." The caller, who was the head construction foreman, stated. "We can begin moving everything you requested in and should be done in six hours."
"Good, thank you for your hard work." Lucifer bid farewell before hanging up. "Hey, Lily…"
"What?" Lilith called from the shower.
"Should I call Charlie and tell her the house is finished?"
"No, let's keep it as a surprise." Lilith replied as she grabbed the new shampoo bottle she had grabbed before showering… which smelled like dye…
Lucifer, meanwhile, was frowning.
He was wearing a black version of his usual outfit with gold and silver trim.
'Should I just go casual?' he thought before he heard Lilith let out a mirror shattering scream.
The Big Dick in Charge ran to the bathroom.
"WHAT'S WRONG!" He called out as enough of the steam bellowed out of the bathroom, allowing him to see what Lilith was screaming about… before he started laughing.
Standing in front of the foggy mirror, hands gripping her hair was Lilith, butt naked, soaking wet… and her hair being BRIGHT Pink.
At her feet was the shampoo bottle with pink liquid splattered over the floor and the bathtub.
"THIS ISN'T FUNNY, LUCI!" Lilith hollered, turning to her husband. "HOW DID THIS…"
Flashback…
Lilith walked up to Naruto's bed, sitting at the foot of it, having an idea why Naruto was acting like this.
"Naruto," She said softly, knowing being strict was not the best approach. "I want to apologize for the test. Walter informed us of what happened."
Naruto didn't answer.
"I have no excuse for why I wanted to test you, but I just needed to be reassured you could protect my daughter." Lilith continued. "I don't expect you to forgive me for that, but I am genuinely sorry."
"Naruto." Mirko urged as she looked at his face. "They are sorry."
Naruto didn't respond, looking Mirko in the eyes.
She quirked an eyebrow, putting a hand on her hip.
She didn't break eye contact.
Naruto clicked his tongue with an irritated eye roll.
"I… okay…" Naruto sat up, looking the Queen of Hell in the eyes. "Your Majesty, I accept your apology."
Lilith smiled.
She knew he wasn't happy, and probably wasn't being genuine with his acceptance, but at least it was now something they could most past.
End Flashback…
'… THAT LITTLE FUCKING SHITHEAD!' Lilith thought, realizing who could have done this.
Especially since it was such a childish prank.
Lucifer walked up, taking the tips of his wife's hair.
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" Lilith shouted, gripping the sink with enough strength to crack the porcelain.
Lucifer chuckled with childish glee, smirking as he used his magic, spreading it into Lilith's hair through his hands.
Lucifer let her hair fall, the hair dye having been removed as the magic returned to his hands.
Within said hands were two magic spheres with the hair dye in the center of them.
"There," Lucifer said, undoing the magic over the bathtub, allowing the dye to drop into the water and go down the drain. "All better."
Lilith face palmed.
'Little shitfuck got me so mad I forgot about that…' She thought, feeling so stupid for falling for this trick.
Meanwhile…
Naruto and Walter were putting boxes into a U-Haul truck.
Walter turned when he heard a box drop.
"What happened?" He asked, knowing it was unusual for Naruto to be THAT clumsy.
"I don't know…" Naruto said as he had a HUGE smile that was SO LARGE that the top of his head could have fallen off. "But I feel really happy right now."
"As you should," Walter said as he put the box he was carrying down in the truck before lighting a cigarette, offering one to Naruto, who took one. "You're taking the next step of your life today…"
Naruto nodded as he and his mentor smoked.
"Yeah," Naruto looked toward the sky. "It is gonna be one hell of a life."
Walter and Naruto finished their smoke break before they finished packing the truck, with Walter taking said truck to Charlie's house while Naruto was picked up by Kaguya.
Evening, Lucifer's Mansion…
"You have it on you?" Kaguya asked Naruto for the umpteenth time.
"Yes, right here." Naruto said as he patted his pocket.
He was wearing a nice tux, with an orange button up shirt, black tie and vest, with black pants.
Kaguya, meanwhile, wore an elegant lavender kimono with her hair slightly curled, while being put in a geisha style.
The two of them were
"Where is Mirko?" Naruto asked, as he and Kaguya were surrounded by a few guests.
Kaguya's face faltered from the happy expression to one of mild embarrassment.
"She is at the table, gorging on carrot cake." Kaguya replied, gesturing to another table.
Indeed.
Wearing a black dress with her hair down, Mirko was shoveling small carrot cake after small carrot cake into her mouth, smiling like a doofus as she did.
It was her own slice of heaven.
Naruto covered his mouth as he snickered.
"Quite the party."
"Hanayama." Naruto said as he and the demon fist bumped. "Thank you for coming on such short notice."
"No worries, I had nothing to do today." The demon said with a soft, stoic smile.
Hanayama was wearing a dark blue version of his normal suit, holding a glass of wine in his hand.
He stood out, being much taller than most royal demons, but no one said anything due to being intimidated by his vicious visage.
"Naruto, you need to try one of these." Mirko swooned, carrying a plate full of carrot cake. "They are to die for."
Kaguya pinched/yanked Mirko's ear, pulling her child to her side.
Pain pierced the young rabbit demon's ear, nearly dropping her plate.
"MOM…" She said in a harsh whisper. "THIS HURTS…"
"I taught you manners, not to be a slob." Kaguya scolded.
Mirko blew a raspberry.
Hanayama watched the mother daughter with a melancholic gaze.
"You okay, bud?" Naruto asked in concern.
"Yes, I am fine." Hanayama said before taking a drink. "Just nice to see a parent and child be so close."
Naruto nodded just before the lights dimmed.
Everyone turned toward the only area where light was bright.
Lucifer and Lilith stood together, arm in arm.
Charlie stood before them.
She had her hair up in a braid that was wrapped within itself, holding a blue rose.
She wore a blue, flowy dress, with the shoulders exposed, the strap allowing much of her back to be exposed.
Naruto knew this was the signal for everyone to pay attention.
Honestly, he didn't want to make a big show out of him being hired, but Lucifer and Lilith INSISTED, so he had no choice but to allow this.
Naruto felt his chest tighten as Charlie cleared her throat, the Ars Goetia demons and other influential demons focusing on their Princess.
"I thank all of you for coming tonight." Charlie stated loudly and clearly. "This evening, we are gathering for two purposes…"
Charlie's gaze fell upon Naruto.
Naruto began to walk toward Hell's Princess, each step making his nerves unravel further.
"Tonight, we are celebrating the marriage of Prince Stolas and Princess Stella." Charlie announced, a spot light landing on the two Owl demons.
Stolas being more reserved, seemingly dismissive.
Stella, on the other hand, was smiling and waving, enjoying the attention she was receiving.
A few days prior, Stella had had her birthday, making both demons sixteen, thus they were to be married.
As agreed upon by their families.
The royalty clapped their hands, some vocalizing their cheers, some raising their liquor to the sky before drinking, and some nodding their heads with smiles.
"Secondly, we wish to welcome a new member to the Royal Family…" Charlie continued, knowing this was mostly false due to it not being an adoption, but hiring Naruto to be her butler, but she couldn't think of how to explain it in few words.
Her gaze returned to Naruto as he walked up, the light illuminating him as all eyes were now on him and Charlie.
Naruto knelt before Charlie, bowing his head.
"My new butler." Charlie declared.
"I, Naruto, the Dog of Hades, swear." He declared with sincere honesty. "I swear, with my heart, body, and soul, I shall serve, protect, and guide you, Princess Charlie Morningstar."
Gasps and awe echoed in the hall as Naruto reached into his pocket, but before he could remove the item, Charlie cleared her throat once more.
"From this day forth, Naruto, The Dog of Hades, I grant you the last name: Uzumaki." Charlie declared, earning claps and awe from the Goetia.
Naruto lifted his head, looking Charlie in the eyes.
They were bright, warm, and full of love, her smile complimenting the intensity.
'Naruto Uzumaki.' He thought.
It never occurred to him that he didn't have a last name.
'Uzumaki… I like it.' He thought with a smile as he pulled a small box out of his pocket, making the crowd go silent once again.
"As a symbol of my oath," Naruto opened the box, revealing the orange magatama necklace he had made. "I give you this. A symbol of Good Fortune and Protection."
Charlie's eyes were wide, a surprised expression on her face as Naruto took her hand, tying the Magatama to her wrist.
"This is a symbol of my oath, My Princess." Naruto finished it by kissing the back of her hand.
The dim lights brightened, the music once again began to play its soft tune, people started dancing.
With the display being over, allowing everyone to celebrate the marriage of Stella and Stolas and Naruto being hired by Charlie.
MOSTLY Stolas and Stella, not many cared THAT much about a low-class demon being hired by the Princess.
"This is beautiful, Naruto." Charlie said as she looked at it, Lucifer and Lilith approaching the two. "Thank you."
Naruto blushed slightly; he felt a small wave of calm wash over him as the theatrics were done.
"I wanted to show you my dedication, so…" He gestured to the magatama. "I made this."
"Wait, you made this?" Charlie asked in disbelief, Lucifer whitling.
"You did a good job."
"Thank you, Sir."
"It is lovely." Lilith said through semi grit teeth.
She was not showing it on her face or body language, but Lilith was still upset about earlier.
'Don't ruin the moment, let it go.' Lilith thought as she watched Naruto hold his hand out to Charlie.
"May I have a dance, my dear Master?" He asked politely.
Charlie took his hand.
"I'd love to." She replied as they walked to the dance floor.
Naruto and Charlie started to do an easy two-step, just enjoying the moment.
Off to the side, Mirko glared at Charlie.
"Keep that up and your face is gonna be stuck like that." Kaguya warned her daughter.
Mirko put food in her mouth.
She just couldn't help but feel hints of jealousy… and worry.
The music continued for a time before the song ended, a new one starting, where Naruto and Charlie separated, Charlie going over to Stolas and Stella to congratulate them on their marriage.
Naruto wanted to be near Mirko.
So focused on this goal to be at her side, he didn't notice that he bumped into someone.
"Oh, I am very sorry." Naruto apologized as he looked at the demon… tilting his head upward to see the face of said demon.
"Oh…" A gruff, grizzled and annoyed toned voice said as the demon looked down at Naruto with hatred and disgust. "It's YOU!"
"Excuse me?"
"I know you, 'Dog of Hades'." The last part said in an insulting way as the demon leaned down and jabbed Naruto in the chest. "You know me as well, after all…"
His nostrils flared in anger.
"You destroyed my theme park."
A lightbulb light above Naruto's head.
"Sin of Greed, Mammon…"
Mammon was a rotund, four-armed demon who resembles a jester. He has neon green eyes with what appears to be an eye mask, and sharp neon green teeth with a tongue that's forked and purple with at least three dark yellow stripes inside his mouth.
He wore a three-eared neon and dark green jester cap with small dollar signs at the ends and a black area at the front resembling a crown. He wore a jester's collar colored half-dark green and half-neon green with yellow trim at the bottom and has black diamonds.
Mammon's jester attire has two layers of differing colors, with the first being dark green and the second being black, with both having yellow trim and bells at the bottoms and neon green diamonds around them. The sleeves fit into his gloves and are asymmetric, one on each side being dark green and black while the other has white and pale blue stripes.
He wore asymmetric gloves - top right and bottom left are colored black and top left and bottom right are colored white, all with yellow trim at the bottoms. He also wore white-and-pale green striped-pants, and black heeled jester boots with white bells. He carries a yellow cane topped with a large dollar sign.
"Yes, and I have to ask…" As he got closer, his disgusting breath and spit hitting Naruto in his face. "How are YOU going to pay me back for all of the damages?"
Naruto began to sweat.
His chest pounded as anxiety and nervousness swelled within him.
"Why don't you leave the kid alone, Mam."
"He's a child, why you got to gang up on him?"
Mammon snarled a bit as he and Naruto looked at the two speakers.
Sin of Lust, Asmodeus, and Sin of Gluttony, Queen Beelzebub?"
"It's Queen Bee!" said Sin corrected sweetly.
Asmodeus was a large, vibrantly-colored, and burly demon of intimidating stature. He has long arms and digitigrade legs, a broad upper chest and narrow waist, and a tuft of cyan rooster-like tail feathers that have three sickle tail feathers colored red, black, and ivory-white each.
His head is colored dark blue with red and white head feathers sticking out from a tuft on his head, and he has large feathers running to his chest. He has glowing neon green-colored eyes and mouth on his main head, and a thick mane of cyan hair, in which there are two additional faces of a ram and a bull on the right and left sides, respectively, which react to what he says and can speak and sing along with him.
Asmodeus wore a tall, red-banded black top hat with red lining and a pair of long, different-colored feathers (ivory right and red left), and a navy-blue vest with ivory lapels, a heart-shaped opening on the lower-front and exactly four glowing white stripes on the upper half, worn over a popped-collared, red untucked dress-shirt with heart-shaped cufflinks on the long sleeves' navy-colored cuffs. He also wore ivory gloves, navy pants and jagged, black thigh-high high-heeled boots with red cuffs, toes and tips of the heels.
Queen Bee was a tall and foxlike demon with shapely hips, digitigrade legs and insect-like features - such as two pairs of arms, a pair of antennae attached to her ears, and a small pair of insect wings which are light yellow with pink outlines. Her long hair and tail appear to be made out of lava lamp fluid colored in bright pink, aqua-blue and orange, with her waist also resembling a lava lamp. Atop of her head is a pink, black and white tuft which resembles a small, flame-like crown.
Her fur is light yellow with dark fuchsia stripes and small markings located on her ears, the sides of her face, and between her eyes respectively, with white from her upper torso up to her muzzle with a small black nose. She also has a dark fuchsia stripe on her head, which is shaped like a small heart.
Her eyes have very pale-yellow sclera and hot-pink pupils, as well as faded light maroon upper eyelids and thick eyelashes with two protruding that resemble antennae. She also has black, dripping-like markings from her eyes, and over her four arms and digitigrade legs, resembling fingerless gloves and thigh-high stockings.
Bee wore a black choker around her neck, a low-cut black bra under a small, off-the-shoulder pink crop-top with lighter markings below the heart-shaped cutout, and a set of light pink shorts with the trim being the same color as her top.
"Oz, Bee, you stay out of this." Mammon stated very nastily as he grabbed Naruto by his collar. "This brat…"
"Is under MY protection." Lucifer said, seemingly appearing out of nowhere, removing Naruto from Mammon's grasp and putting him back on the ground. "Any problems you have with him," He pointed to himself, unable to contain his vindictive smirk. "Is a problem of mine."
He 'Booped' Mammon on his nonexistent nose.
Mammon was foaming at the mouth, his teeth grit in anger hard enough they SHOULD have shattered, his face twitching/spasming in fury.
Without saying anything, Mammon stomped out of the party, unwilling to be disrespected.
"You okay, kid?" Asmodeus asked, his tone was gentle.
"Mammon being a prick?" Bee asked in concern.
Naruto's heart rate had calmed from the intense moment… but then it picked up as he looked at the Sins of Lust and Gluttony.
Queen Bee was a Fox hellhound type demon, like himself, and he found her incredibly beautiful.
Asmodeus was… for lack of a better term, handsome.
"Yeah, Naruto, you feeling alright?" Lucifer said as he put his hand on Naruto's forehead. "Oh, fuck, kid, you're burning up!"
Asmodeus quirked an eyebrow as Naruto pushed Lucifer's hand away.
"I'm fine, sir!" Naruto insisted, but then became RED in the face when Bee knelt down, pressing her forehead to his.
"Oh, yeah, you are burning up." Bee said with worry. "You should drink some water."
Asmodeus smirked.
"Oh, I see." He thought, internally chuckling.
Bee had an idea.
Afterall, she could 'taste' emotions.
Asmodeus patted Naruto on the head.
"So," Naruto said trying to change the subject. "Are the other Sins here?"
"Yeah," bee chirped as she used three of her four hands to point them out. "Satan is over there getting drunk. Leviathan is off in the corner, keeping to themself. Belphegor is over there talking to some doctors."
"I wouldn't bother them, kid." Asmodeus warned. "Satan is a mean drunk, Leviathan… is Leviathan, and Belphegor doesn't like being interrupted when 'Dr talk' is happening. They are boring."
"Oh… well," Naruto looked at the three Sins. "I like you three. You're all interesting."
"Awe, thank you." Lucifer said, squishing Naruto's cheeks, MUCH to his annoyance.
"You're sweet." Bee said, 'Booping' Naruto's nose, making him blush.
"You're a good kid, Little Bi Pup." Asmodeus said as he patted Naruto on the head.
"The fuck does that mean?" Naruto asked as Lucifer and Bee dismissed themselves.
Asmodeus chuckled as Mirko walked up.
"You'll figure it out." Asmodeus stated as he dismissed himself.
"Who were they?" Mirko asked, seeing the expression on Naruto's face. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing…" Naruto said a bit to quickly, taking Mirko's hand. "Let's go to the balcony. It's hot in here."
"Okay…" Mirko said as she was dragged out to the balcony.
The two teens stood outside, where there were not many other demons.
They sat on a stone bench, looking outward across Hell itself.
"It's nice." Mirko pointed out.
"Yeah, it is."
A silence encroached the two of them.
"I'm worried."
"Huh?"
"I am worried that you won't have time for me anymore." Mirko honestly told him. "Now that you are Charlie's butler, you're going to be busy…"
"I will always make time for you." Naruto declared, making Mirko blush at his forwardness and the declaration. "Even though I am going to be with Charlie, I will never just abandon you!"
"Y-You promise?" Mirko asked, blushing and looking at the floor.
"I promise."
Mirko smiled as she scooted closer to Naruto and leaned into him, Naruto wrapping his arm around her.
Meanwhile, Heaven, ?
Adam, the First Man, Dick Master, (and a LONG List of Complimenting Names) sat in a hot tub, sighing in relaxation before grabbing a big plastic cup of chilled soda, starting to drink from it as he heard the nearby door open.
"Sir..." Lute, His Lieutenant, said, saluting him as another Exterminator saluted.
"What is it?" Adam replied, irritated that he was being interrupted during his 'Adam Time'.
"A message from Hell has arrived." Lute stated, removing her mask.
"Ugh, what has Lucifer done NOW?" Adam said sarcastically before his eyes lit up. "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! DID HE FINALLY ADMIT I WAS THE BETTER DICK? DID HE ADMIT HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT?"
"No." the Exterminator said, making Adam collapse under the water.
"UGH, FINE, WHAT IS IT ABOUT THEN?" Adam demanded as he resurfaced.
"The Princess has hired a new butler." Lute explained. "Apparently, it was such a big deal that Lucifer sent a picture."
Lute approached and handed Adam the photo.
Adam took it, grabbing his soda again and slurping it as he stared at it.
"Who gives a fuck." he said as he crushed the photo. "Some puppy is hired by a dumbass's dumb daughter."
He threw the crumpled photo into the trash.
"LUTE, VAGINA!" He stated as he pointed to the Exterminator's. "I DON'T CARE IF THE NEXT MAIL IS IMPORTANT, DO NOT INTERUPTED MY ME TIME!"
"Yes, Sir!" both said in unison before they turned and left.
'My NAME is Vagatha... fucking misogynist.'
Skip, Three Years Later…
Naruto got up before his alarm, turning it off.
"Well, another day…" He mumbled as he got up, yawning. "In paradise."
Chapter 16, DONE!
Yes!
Naruto is now Charlie's Butler.
He has met the Sins, which was a lot of Fun to write.
Now, we have a big time skip.
I can't wait to see what happens.
New art on deviantart if you wanna check it out.
NINE HOURS LATER!
Sorry, I accidently posted the wrong chapter. I was rushing to go to work, and wasn't paying attention. I apologize for wasting your time. Thank you everyone for your patience.
Nov. 29th...
I also added a scene I had forgotten to add: Which is the Adam scene before the three year skip.
I contemplated adding the descriptions for Satan, Leviathan, and Belphegor, but the latter two barely had physical descriptions, so i decided to hope off.
If you enjoyed the chapter, leave a review, even if you hated it because it helps me become a better author.