Original Posted On Dec. 23, 2024
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ShadowBloodedge9396: Well, when you see Rip's master… you'll see why she was okay with dying. Yeah, Naruto has an idea what was on Rip's back. No, Mirko made BIG mistake with her pushing to abandon Charlie. I feel Imma get a LOT of pushback with this chapter, but that just comes with the territory.
Kit no Kaze: No, we won't get Millennium as an organization, but some more characters for sure.
Gamelover41592: Yeah, it was OOC. I won't make excuses.
DaftMerc39: Had a lot of Fun Drawing Lilith doing the laugh, via art. Yeah, still feel stupid I put Esther's name instead of Octavia. Yeah, Mirko nearly made a CATACLYSMIC mistake if she didn't return for Charlie. WOW… you remembered Tundra, my one off villain from Crying for the Moon… wow… Yep, because Mirko loves Naruto, so why wouldn't she hug his arm. Are those good stories?
22jward: Here you go.
Rio SKyron: LOL, the new episode dropped since then, and wow, I have some complex feelings over it. Mirko does feel bad. Yep.
MEATBICYCLE: If you think that fight was short, check this chapter out. Well… yeah, Rip's Master is… well, you'll see. You seem to be one of few who see a good thing from Mirko's proposed idea last chapter. Her reward: Read the chapter to find out.
MisterWriter1994: Yeah, but Naruto's strong suit isn't detective work, and I'll try to keep it in when needed.
Bednarczykmiki: Well, no. It isn't going to be the same. It really can't. Naruto doesn't have the #LifeHack ability that Alucard has.
MichaelTheFox: Read and you'll find out.
Sheploo: You are on the right track.
Ravage88atlas: Well… they take the next step for sure.
Kreiger Techpreist: Rip LOVES Cannons. Who's a rat bastard? I am confused.
Fenris Silverblood: There will be more Hellsing characters, rest assured.
Sunwolf27: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HAZBIN HOTEL!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 19: Fortius Cogente
Diner…
"So… why are we eating?" Mirko asked as she cut her steak.
"I need to make a few calls." Naruto said as he stared at his phone, scrolling through some websites. "Just need to make sure our target REALLY is who I think it might be."
"Alright, go ham." Mirko stated as she ate some food.
"Wait, whose Ham?"
"It's an expression." Mirko said with a sly smirk.
"I've never heard it." Naruto said as he stood up, walking away.
Mirko leaned out of the booth and watch Naruto as he walked outside, specifically, his ass.
'It's a Perfect Ass.' Mirko thought, feeling aroused as she returned to her meal.
Outside…
Naruto was careful to stand under the awning as the skies had darkened.
'Rain?' Naruto thought as he made his phone call.
*Ring, Ring*
*Ring, Ring*
*Ring, Ring*
Meanwhile…
Lucifer was making sweet kissing neck love to Lilith, licking her collar bone, really moistening her up.
*Ring, Ring*
*Ring, Ring*
*Ring, Ring*
*Ring, Ring*
Lilith let out an annoyed sigh, pulling away from Lucifer.
"Just answer it." She said in disappointment of being interrupted.
Lucifer rolled over, grabbing his phone.
"OH, Hey, Naruto!" Lucifer said, jumping out of bed, a bathrobe appearing on his body as he stomped into the bathroom. "My friend, my family, HAHA…" Lucifer partially transformed as veins appeared on his forehead and anger filled his eyes. "WHAT DO YOU WHAT!"
"… Did I interrupt something?"
"YES!"
"Okay, I'll keep this brief… was there ever a Goetia that had a sigil that was a diamond with the words 'Fortius Cogente'?" Naruto asked.
Lucifer quirked an eyebrow.
"Where did you hear that?" He asked as he sat on the toilet.
"… We were attacked, and the assassin had it branded on their back."
Lucifer stood up.
"Don't worry, sir. I killed them… but I am worried about a mastermind."
"Oh, there most certainly IS a Mastermind." Lucifer stated as he pulled his phone from his ear and quickly sent Naruto a file. "Go there, and take care of them!"
"Yes, Sir… Uh, stupid questions, but… by 'take care of them', you mean kill them, and what does 'Fortius Cogente' even mean?"
"Yes, kill them, and 'Fortius Cogente' roughly translates into 'Stronger Under Pressure'."
"Hm… Yeah, from this file, that makes sense." Naruto admitted. "But, yes, I will kill them."
Lucifer hung up and returned to bed.
"So… what are you…" Lilith was silenced when Lucifer simply turned on his side and turned off the light. "Going to… do to… me…"
Lilith's face scrunched into anger before she turned over herself and turned off the light.
Diner…
"When we finish, we got a LONG night of driving." Naruto told Mirko as he sat back down.
"Where we going?" Mirko asked, curious where her best friend was going to take them.
Next Morning, Edge of Pride Ring…
"So… you drag me out to this dump? Tsk, I'd rather be behind the dumpster." Mirko said as she and Naruto got out of her car, both wearing rain ponchos she kept in the glove compartment.
Naruto snorted.
"Well, let's just get this over with." Naruto said as he walked toward the door.
Lightning struck as he reached the porch, illuminating the damaged building before the air and skies darkened as it continued to rain.
Cracked windows, boarded up and duct taped windows.
A massive hole in the ceiling allowed heavy amounts of water in, damaging and spreading thick mold through out the once gorgeous mansion.
The family emblem adorning the gigantic door.
Naruto reached behind his back, summoning Kubikiribocho.
With a swift, simple swing, the door was destroyed.
"Oh, fuck, what's that smell?" Naruto asked, his hand slapping over his face as Mirko also covered her nose.
It was intense, foul smell.
Naruto entered, seeing there was no light, thus pulled out his phone and turned on the flashlight.
"Mold…" Naruto bluntly stated as he saw the thick, black substance crawling over the walls. "Most likely from the disrepair and rain build up."
Mirko gagged.
"Don't touch the mold…" Naruto warned as he walked through the room, heading toward the hallway, followed by Mirko, avoiding the mold which she swears moved to latch onto her foot.
"You sure this is the right place?" Mirko asked as the two teens wandered through the damaged mansion.
"Yep. Our Queen had this person stripped of all their privileges, their titles taken, and money drained." Naruto explained as he looked at the portraits on the walls. "Leraje was a former friend of hers. So, her betrayal was dealt with swiftly…"
Naruto and Mirko looked toward a gigantic fireplace.
Instead of steel or stone masonry, it was made of precious gemstones and other precious metals, most likely enhanced with magic.
Above the fireplace was a portrait of Leraje Ars Goetia, Demon of Strength, Gemstones, and Finance.
He was a blue jay avian type demon.
He wore many shades of blue make-up, complimenting his natural feather's color.
He wore a Greek inspired tunic that was various shades of reds and greens with a gemstone headdress. In his hand was a pipe with what appeared to be a scythe blade on the bowl.
Covering his arms and legs were gold rings with precious stones embedded in them.
"What a looker." Mirko mumbled, in awe of the royal. "Was he important?"
"He was… at one point." Naruto replied as he continued their search.
Mirko pulled out her phone, beginning to actively help Naruto search for Leraje.
"So, Mirko…"
"Yes?"
"…"
"…"
'Okay this is most likely gonna backfire.' Naruto thought as he mentally prepared himself.
"Are we gonna talk about what happened earlier?" Naruto asked Mirko.
"… you are seriously picking NOW for this?" Mirko asked, leaning into her word emphasis.
"Yeah…"
"Well…" Mirko shifted, making sure she wasn't looking Naruto in the eyes. "I… uh… I uh…"
"Because it just doesn't make sense to me." Naruto continued as he and Mirko entered a new room. "You have known Charlie for years… yet you immediately jump to abandoning her…"
"Naruto…"
"If Charlie had actually DONE SOMETHING, then I could understand easier, but from my knowledge, Charlie hasn't done anything to warrant that reaction."
Mirko audibly sighed.
"You seriously NEED me to spell this out?" Mirko asked, slightly upset that he was still taking Charlie's side so easily.
"Need what spelled out? That my friend tried to push me toward abandoning my boss when we were attacked?"
"I PANICKED, OKAY! CAN WE MOVE ON?" Mirko yelled at Naruto, the two teens finally turning to look each other in the eyes.
"IT CAN'T JUST BE PANIC! WE GREW UP IN AN ARENA, WHERE NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES ARE NORMAL!"
"IT WASN'T ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF GETTING HURT!"
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Naruto and Mirko pivoted on their heels, prepared to fight but were swept off their feet, flung into the wall, the air knocked out of them before they hit the floor.
Naruto looked up.
Before them was Leraje Ars Goetia.
BUT…
Unlike the young man they had seen in the portrait, Leraje had taken a nose dive since his betrayal was discovered.
He was still tall, but where he was once a healthy thin, he now looked emaciated, even more so with many of his feathers having been plucked out, exposing the flesh under said feathers.
He wore a shirt that was hanging off of him, looking extremely baggy, and simple underwear.
In his hand was her pipe… in its weapon form, which he struggled to hold.
It was now a pole arm weapon, a hammer on one side, a scythe blade on the other.
Leraje had fallen from grace, literally and metaphorically.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!" He screamed, what was left of his plumage ruffling.
"We're here…" Naruto stated as he stood up, Mirko getting up, scowling. "To kill you for the assassination attempt on Princess Charlie's life…"
Leraje snarled, spitting on the ground.
"What evidence do you have that makes you think it was me?"
"Only a vindictive retard brands their family emblem on their assassins back." Naruto stated calmly.
Leraje's anger was replaced with embarrassment, frustration, a hint of plotting, and then dedication
"I knew Rip couldn't finish the job." Leraje snarled. "Now, I got to kill two kids, one being the princess's pet!"
Leraje lifted his weapon, his arms straining to lift it.
Before he could finish, Naruto swung Kubikiribocho into the weapon, sending it into the ground as Mirko kicked Leraje in the head.
What little birdbrains Leraje had been rattled as he spiraled to the ground.
BUT, with what parts of his brain were not rattled, Leraje clapped his hands, pointing them at Mirko, and with a simple flip of his wrists, Mirko was plunged to the ground as Gravity intensified.
"SHIT!" Mirko screamed as she sank into the damaged floorboards.
Naruto went to rush, only for Leraje's foot to nearly cave in his chest and push him into the ground, his claws digging into Naruto's flesh.
"Mirko!" Naruto shouted, getting her attention.
He nodded, getting one in return as Mirko activated her Lighting Armor.
With her muscles stimulated and enhanced, she pushed against the gravitational forces pushing her to her knees.
Leraje laughed, squeezing Naruto tighter (Enjoying the grunts he made) as he increased the gravity.
"YOU TWO REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD…"
Leraje's cockiness went still, his face stuck in an arrogant expression as his hands hit the ground.
"Huh?" Leraje questioned, his face not changing expressions before Mirko's foot pressed against his chest, no longer restrained by gravity.
With the speed of her movements, Mirko sent Leraje through several walls, and out into the mud.
"Are you okay?" Mirko asked as she ended her technique, helping Naruto stand as he recalled his blood-soaked wires.
"Y-yeah… just…" Naruto tapped his injuries, which were not as deep as he thought. "Let's just end this."
Outside…
'I can't die here!' Leraje thought as he tried and failed to crawl through the mud. 'I am Leraje Ars Goetia! I am royalty! How dare this mutt and his rabbit cunt hurt me like this!'
Leraje felt a sudden, intense surge of dread.
He turned his head to see Naruto and Mirko standing before him, their poncho hoods up, looking like servants of the Reaper.
"Tsk…" Leraje pushed himself onto his back, staring at the teens in defiance. "Tell Lilith… I'll see her in the Here After."
Naruto raised his sword.
"Scum doesn't get last words or requests."
Leraje was decapitated.
Twenty Minutes Later…
"Man, the rain is getting heavier." Naruto said as he drove, his windshield wipers working overtime to allow him to see.
"Hm…"
"Penny for your thoughts?" Naruto offered Mirko. "Also, you want some coffee?"
"Sure…" Mirko said as she shuddered, feeling chilled from the temperature and being wet from the rain water.
Naruto's eyes wandered, landing on Mirko.
Her clothing was damp, clinging to her body.
Naruto swallowed a lump in his throat as his heart raced as arousal spread warmth through his body.
Blinking a few times, and refocusing on driving, Naruto pulled into a small parking lot.
The two got out and rushed into the café.
It was owned by a sinner, and had a more Living World esthetic.
It was warm and cozy, which was MUCH appreciated by Naruto and Mirko, who hung their ponchos on the coat rack and took a seat.
A waitress came up and took their orders.
Naruto sighed, eyes closing as he leaned into the window.
"Tired?" Mirko asked.
"Yeah, driving all night…" Naruto yawned. "Didn't sleep…"
"Oh, poor baby, come here." Mirko said as she moved to sit next to Naruto, grabbing him, and laying his head across her lap.
Naruto blushed heavily… but then began to drift toward sleep as Mirko began to pat his head, running her fingers through his hair.
Naruto closed his eyes.
'Her thighs…' Naruto thought, shifting enough to touch Mirko's thighs.
He wasn't subtle, and it made Mirko blush as well.
They sat there, silently listening to the soft music that was playing over the radio.
"Naruto…"
"Hmmm?"
"I am sorry I tried to push for abandoning Charlie." Mirko apologized, sadness and regret in her voice. "I was… these last few years… you've given her everything… and I am worried that you'll give her your life…"
Naruto didn't respond.
"I just don't want you throwing your life away recklessly." Mirko told him, airing out her worries.
"I see." Naruto replied. "But don't worry… I promise not to do such a thing."
Mirko smiled, feeling better that she told him why.
"I just need to apologize to Charlie when she wakes up." Mirko told Naruto, making him chuckle.
Naruto lay on her lap.
'It… its about time I tell her…' Naruto thought, feeling inspired by Mirko's courage in telling him her worries.
"Mirko…" Naruto mumbled as he felt himself falling asleep.
"Yes?"
"…"
Naruto took a deep breathe.
"… Ever since I turned fourteen… no… shortly around the time I was just about to start working for Charlie," Naruto mumbled loudly enough for Mirko to hear him. "I…"
Mirko watched Naruto's ears flatten.
"I have been…" He closed his eyes, lips tightening.
'Oh, fuck how do I tell her?' Naruto thought as he felt his body tighten.
Mirko didn't say anything.
She continued to run her hands through his hair, patiently waiting for Naruto to continue.
"Mirko… I think I am Bisexual…" Naruto blurted out.
Mirko blinked.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
Mirko snorted before she starting to laugh.
"Hey…" Naruto said, opening his eyes, feeling defeated and humiliated as his best friend laughed at him.
"No… no, sorry, I mean…" Mirko helped Naruto sit, smiling in relief. "After all this time, it makes sense!"
"What does?" Naruto asked, shifting to look up at her face.
"Well, yesterday, there was one time you mentioned how HOT Ozzie was, and…" Mirko began to ramble off example after example of Naruto being awkward. "… and yesterday was the cashier."
Naruto was bright red in embarrassment.
"I thought you were starting to distance yourself from me because you didn't like me…" Mirko said.
"What! No, I love…" Naruto started to say before he went quiet, biting his lip.
Mirko grabbed Naruto's head, and pulled him into her lips.
Naruto's eyes widened, but the two melted into each other.
Their tongues battling for dominance.
"I love you!"
"I love you too!"
"I have your order…" the waitress interrupted, startling the teens.
"… Well, wanna eat before…" Mirko said as she looked from Naruto to the plate full of food.
Their stomachs growled.
"Yeah, food first then…"
Naruto and Mirko blushed as their imaginations went wild with fantasies.
Meanwhile…
Charlie groaned.
Her body felt heavy as her eyelids sluggishly opened.
'Hospital?' Charlie thought as she saw the machinery around her.
Charlie looked around, her grogginess not clearing up, so she leaned back into her pillow, going back to sleep.
Meanwhile…
Naruto and Mirko finished their breakfasts and paid, leaving the diner.
"So… what are we going to do now?" Mirko asked as Naruto heated up the car.
"What do you wanna do?" Naruto asked Mirko as he started the car.
"WELL…" Mirko leaned into Naruto. "I've always wanted to have sex in a limo~"
She caressed Naruto's cheek, feeling him shudder under her fingers.
"Well, well, I think I know a guy who JUST so happens to have a limo." Naruto said, trying not to shudder or sound like he was aroused.
WHICH he was.
Evening…
Walter sighed as he locked his limo.
It was his pride and joy.
Gifted to him after one hundred years of service to the King and Queen.
Something no one would ever drive or tarnish with ANY kind of activity.
Smiling, Walter entered his house, preparing himself for sleep.
After the door was locked, Naruto and Mirko snuck out of their hiding spot.
"How are we getting…" Mirko's eyes widened in surprise when Naruto used his wires to unlock the limo. "Never mind, now," She smiled, wiping some saliva from her lips. "Get your pants off."
"Get your shorts off, then~" Naruto replied as he opened the limo door, the two teens getting in.
Where Naruto was still wearing his standard outfit (his butler outfit) Mirko was wearing her cut off jean shorts and tank top.
Sitting on the back seat, Mirko felt immensely nervous as she unbuckled her shorts as Naruto began to undress.
"Oh, right…" Mirko said as she reached into her wallet and pulled out a pack of condoms. "Can't risk pregnancy, right… oh…"
Mirko blushed as she saw Naruto's erection for the first time.
Sure, they had bathed as children, but this…
"Sorry…" Naruto apologized for her silence.
"No… no… its just… never… looked at a dick before…" Mirko stammered as she handed Naruto the condoms.
Naruto opened one and slipped one over his dick as Mirko finished undressing.
Now it was Naruto's turn to be stunned silent.
"Are my thighs that ugly to look at?" Mirko asked as she began to become self-conscious, putting her hair up.
"No… beautiful…" Naruto stated, his dick starting to twitch with excitement.
Mirko saw this, her arousal starting to spike.
"So… how are we going to do this?" Naruto asked with a head tilt.
"… Oh, right… wow, didn't think this through…" Mirko admitted.
The idea of having sex in a limo was enticing… yet they didn't actually know how to do it in a car.
It was spacious, yes, but… positions, methods, techniques…
All things both teens were lacking.
"So… I guess we should do basics." Mirko mumbled as she got on the ground, spread her legs, exposing herself to Naruto. "Missionary."
Naruto swallowed a lump in his throat as he got above Mirko, feeling her breath on his neck as he positioned himself at her entrance.
"No, little lower…" Mirko told him.
"Okay… Here?"
"No, to low."
"Here?"
"Here, let me…"
Mirko was surprised when she felt Naruto twitch under her hand, precum coating her fingers.
"Sorry…" Naruto apologized, feeling embarrassment wash over him.
"No… its… its arousing…" Mirko said as she released his dick to lick her fingers.
Naruto twitched again at the visual of Mirko licking his precum.
Mirko reacted to this.
Her body craved, NO, YEARNED, for his touch.
"Okay, right…" Mirko repositioned Naruto at her entrance, her breathing becoming hungrier as she felt him graze her clit and poke into her vaginal entrance. "Here…"
Naruto hesitated.
"It's going to hurt."
"Just push it all in." Mirko stated thirstily, wanting his dick within her. "Do it, pussy!"
She pouted slightly.
"No balls!"
Naruto's eyebrow twitched… and then he penetrated her, their hips connecting.
Chapter 19, DONE!
Not my best, but definitely not my worst.
I had to rewrite this chapter 4 separate times, and I kept getting hit with writers block due to work and holiday stress.
So, I hope this chapter is up to standard.
Yep, Naruto and Mirko are now a couple, having their first time in Walter's Limo. His beloved Limo…
Welp, their boned.
Charlie is resting in the hospital.
The Mastermind of the Assassination attempt is revealed… a disgraced Goetia that Lilith was friends with, but banished due to a 'betrayal'.
Yes, Leraje is introduced and killed this chapter, but they serve a purpose: to show that Lilith is not perfect and has enemies herself, some are ballsy enough to put a hit on her daughter.
Is it perfect… absolutely not.
Okay… anything else?
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No, not really.
Aside from, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and be safe, be well, be healthy. Lastly, have a Happy New Year.
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