"Welcome to your new island! We hope you enjoy island life here!" Somewhere, that was heard. A human girl with blonde pigtails, blue eyes, and an array of clothes walked out of her house onto her pavement.

"Another glorious day on the best place in the world!" She said with glee. She looked up for a moment.

"Oh hi there! I break the 4th Wall and I'm the author! About 2 Hours ago her friend thought she was gonna write some ACNH Fanfiction with CATS. JUST CATS. Well he gave me the idea and its a great one! I'll walk you through it!" She walked back into her house, and sat on her Whitc/Pink Cute Couch.

"So listen here. I'm not the main character here. Of anything, I'm your camera! I film and tell you everything going on with the villagers here! So lets go through introductions! I'm Miki, I live on the Isle of Ukiyo, the island of Cats! Yes Cats! All the villagers here are Cats! So lemme give you an island tour. I'll have to post a picture on my twitter. So find me at DaJoStikPlayr so I can properly explain my surroundings. Until then have a description: I live on a 5 Star Island where all the residents are cats, 5 Boys and 5 Girls. In the top right of the map I have a Maze. Thats literally about it. Go to the left and you'll reach my campsite and Zen Garden Sauna place. Then all the way to the left will be excess flowers I don't need. Go back to the right and move to the middle and you have a stage with 6 instruments to play and sing along with whatever song. Further down from that you hit my house, where we're at now. Move to the right and you'll see the Able Sisters, Nooks, and Museum all in the order. Down and Left of those is our Made Town Plaza with Twirly cup ride. Left is Town hall, and this is where it gets good. The entire bottom left corner of the map is the neighborhood. From Left to Right, it goes: Lolly and Olivia who are right next to eachother, down from them is Rosie, then the walkway passes through the center, giving Space to Merry. Going down from Left to Right we then reach Bob, then Tom, Purrl, Stinky, Raymond and Kabuki. Yes I have Raymond. All these cats are together, married you can say. And I'm here to tell you their stories! These 10 are about to get more neighbors, more drama, more CATS. Please stay tuned if you will, for the Misadventures of Ukiyo as I take you through the conclusions that led to:

Kabuki X Lolly

Tom X Purrl

Bob X Merry

Stinky X Olivia

Raymond X Rosie

These are the actual ships I have for my island, the actual villagers, and I have proof that Lolly and Kabuki are dating, Rosie and Raymond, and Tom and Purrl. BUT OLIVIA WANTS TO STEAL TOM FROM PURRL! Find out more soon as I've revived myself!