Cyan Gets Married:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
Yellow and Cyan were about to get married.
"I now pronounce you man and wife," says Red.
"Stop," says Orange.
Blue, Purple, the Technician, and the Lookies all gasp.
"Orange," asks Cyan.
"Yellow trapped me in his nest," says Orange, "you can't marry him, remember?"
Orange's Flashback:
Yellow was always jealous of me because I had Cyan!
"Orange, I thought you were going to buy me a hotdog too," says Cyan.
"I was," I said, "but I didn't have enough money and I figured you should really lose some weight!"
"That Orange is such a jerk," says Yellow, "he doesn't deserve someone like Cyan!"
...
He wanted to take Cyan from me. "Orange, do you remember what day it is," asks Cyan.
"Don't know, don't care," I said.
"Happy Birthday Cyan," says Yellow.
"Oh yeah that," I said, "I'll make a cake."
"Orange, that's so sweet," says Cyan.
"Yeah, cakes are," I said.
...
"Here it is," I said.
"Wow, it's so small," says Cyan.
"That's because I ate most of it," I said.
"I thought you were making it for me," says Cyan.
"What," I asked, "you mean you weren't willing to share? That's really selfish of you! Besides, remember what I said about your weight?"
...
Yellow saw me as the one obsticle in his way! "Hey there," I said to this one human girl, "maybe instead of eating you, we can get to know each other!"
"Umm... how do I put this nicely... AAAGGHHH!" She then ran away.
"Orange, I'm tired of the way you treat Cyan," says Yellow.
"Relax," I said, "I wasn't going to hit on any more girls after I propose to Cyan!"
"Wait, you're planning on proposing to Cyan," asks Yellow, "and you're going to be faithful to her?"
"That's the kind of guy I am," I said.
"Wow, maybe I was wrong about you..."
"Besides, I need a wife to cook for me and clean up my messes and other stuff I don't want to do," I said.
"Okay, that's it," says Yellow.
...
I am now in Yellow's nest. "You don't deserve someone like Cyan," says Yellow, "I'm going to tell her what you said and how I feel!" Yellow then flies away.
Present:
"You see what kind of guy he is," asks Orange.
"You literally just admitted to what a jerk you are," says Cyan, "you've never treated me with any respect! Also, Yellow told me he trapped you in his nest and I'm glad he did!"
"Yeah, but... we never broke up," says Orange.
"Good point," says Cyan, "I'm dumping your orange tail!"
"I... actually, maybe you're right," says Orange, "I was terrible to you! Proceed!"
"Now, if there are no more interruptions," says Red, "you may kiss the bride!"
Yellow and Cyan are now married.
"I wonder if that human would go out with me now," says Orange.
The End