So after watching the new James Gunn DC cartoon, Creatures Commandos, I came up with this idea, I also got the "go-ahead" from DragnBoi65 to write this spin-off, I hope everyone enjoys it and gets inspired from it.

Also me and DragnBoi65 have decided to use this one-shot for our "main" story, I won't say where it'll be, but I simply ask that everyone please wait and see. lol

Red Mark's Commandos

Chapter 1

Pilot

Belle Reve

Right now, Naruto Uzumaki and Amanda Waller were watching a News Report about a Battalion called, The Sons Of Themyscira, with Circe leading the attack across the border of Pokolistan, with an idiot of the group complaining about how Themyscira was only for women, "Well, I can see how these idiots were talked into working for Circe, they don't have 1 IQ point amongst them." Naruto soon stated.

Amanda just scoffs at the notion, though even she can't deny that the men were idiots, "They're dangerous idiots Captain Uzumaki, and Pokolistan is friends with the US, which is why I asked you to be here, since you have the skills to lead a team into Pokolistan and help protect the Princess, since they've got petroleum deposits, especially the unmined ones in such a backward-ass country that's never taken advantage from their natural resource." She soon explained her reason why she wants Naruto to go there.

With Naruto nodding, since it's pretty obvious now that he knows the reason why he's going to Pokolistan, "Okay, should I get suited up for the job or what." Figuring Amanda wanted him there due to his specific skill set.

But as they walk down a hall, "Not this time, this is one mission that Red X SHOULDN'T be involved in, seeing as you'll be working with a team this time, along with protecting the Princess of Pokolistan."

Though as they go to another part, with Naruto realising something, "So, this is gonna be another "Task Force X" mission then."

Only for Amanda to point out, "Not this time, considering the difficulties you'll be facing, you'll be working with a different, non-human Task Force, which we've dubbed, Task Force M, and I'm sure you'll know what the 'M' will stand for right now."

Where before Naruto's eyes were a group of non-human people sitting around, doing their own thing, "This is Belle Reve's Non-Human Internment Division. For over 50 years, only those at the uppermost levels of security clearance are aware of its existence." Amanda soon explained, knowing what Naruto was gonna ask her.

Though she soon introduced each of the Non-Human prisoners, with The Bride ripping up her magazine then giving them the finger, with Amanda explaining that they don't really know where the reanimated woman came from or who she really is.

With her introducing the next one who was called, Dr Phosphorus, who was a glowing skellington, since his skin was irradiated skin that can burn through people and objects, hearing this Naruto stops her for a moment, "Wait, what, how does the radiation affect those around him?" Since while he did have a healing factor, along with Kurama helping him out, he didn't want anything happening to himself.

Amanda soon explains, "If you don't sleep in the same room with him, the effects should be minimal." Though Naruto quickly questions the "minimal" part, so Amanda continues, "Consider it a free vasectomy." She finishes, which causes Naruto to look down in slight worry at his crotch, where he quickly thinks to himself, "Ye~ah, the girls would hate that."

But the two quickly moves on from that, where Amanda then introduces The Weasel to Naruto, which makes Naruto question the creature's intelligence, but moves on from the gross thing, where she soon introduces G.I. Robot, which was created during WWII, with it's programming only wanting to kill Nazis and nothing more.

With the last one being a fish-girl, having a glass globe over her head, since she can't breath out of water, "Last one is Nina Mazursky, since she's the smartest and most reasonable of the bunch. She might be able to help you keep the rest in line." Amanda explains, though Naruto snorts at that notion since he's sure that he'll be able to keep them all in line, which Amanda agrees that the joke was quite humorous.

They soon made it to the bottom of the room where the group was being help in, though as soon as the door opened, three of the five tried to rush towards the open door in order to escape, only just as Naruto was about to jump in to take them down, all of them were shocked by a strong electric current, causing them all the collapse to the floor.

With Amanda pointing out, "This is your new Task Force Captain Uzumaki, with the M for Monsters, or better known as Creature Commandos."

Though Naruto was a little uncomfortable with the "shock collars" the group had in their system, but he quickly pointed out, "You do know that I could've taken them all down with ease right, which would've let them know that I'M the one in charge of leading them by putting them in their place."

With Amanda thinking about that for a second, "Well, now you'll have to deal with THAT during your mission." Since she knows how strong Naruto is, and no doubt he would've established himself as the team's leader by doing so, but unfortunately time was of the essence, figuring that Naruto would be able to handle such a thing when they get to their bodyguard mission in Pokolistan.

Later

It wasn't long before the group were heading for Pokolistan, each one dressed in their own outfits that they like, minus Weasel since he's basically an animal, though he ended up being both strapped and tied down in the Osprey, mostly due to a "bad experience" in flying in one before, with Naruto giving a speech about the group having no choice but to work together, though Phosphorus made a "snide" comment about how "excited" the group was working together, though Naruto simply rolled his eyes, "Yeah sure, nice try, but you all fail to realise that I can sense your emotions." Which surprised the group, minus Weasel, though he didn't tell them he could only sense negative emotions, otherwise they'd try something.

Though when Weasel was trying to chew through his bindings, G.I. Robot thought it was due to the creature being a Nazi in disguise, but Naruto had put a stop to that explaining Weasel's "history" the last time he was on and Osprey, though Phosphorus had pointed out that Weasel was a child-killer.

But when The Bride had asked if they were in Pokolistan, it was pretty obvious that she was there before, but also obvious that she may have had a "bad experience" while being at the country, which Naruto had managed to pick up with his sensing ability, which made The Bride look at him with a glare, "(Ahem!) Also, just to point out, my Emotion Sensing Ability cannot be turned off, I can ignore it, but it doesn't turn off."

Where in the back of Naruto's mind, Kurama simply chuckled, "Looks like someone may want to kill you brat." Though considering maybe only two of the five might want him dead for obvious reasons, both Naruto and Kurama could tell that The Bride wanted to kill Naruto on a more "personal" level.

Naruto just scoffs, making out that he was brushing off what the others thought of him, causing The Bride to target her anger even more at him, but really Naruto was scoffing at the notion that anyone wanted to kill, him, "Who DOESN'T want to kill me buddy, hell, I wouldn't be surprised that nearly half the world would either WANT to kill me OR wants me to screw their brains out." Considering his history as Red X, it would be an understandable reason why such a thing would happen to him.

Such a thing was soon forgotten and the group had landed in Pokolistan, with them soon traveling to the palace of the Princess, though there was a slight problem, since it turned out that Weasel needed to be "taken for a walk" after they have landed, which Phosphorus then started complaining about it all, which caused Naruto to smile at such a thing, with Phosphorus soon pointing out about taking Weasel out for a walk, though The Bride glared at him stating, "You better not be staring at me skellington." Since she didn't want, or like, any "sexious" things like that.

With Naruto calming things down, since it wouldn't be right that the "team" didn't work well with each other.

Once they made it to the palace, admiring the artwork and architecture, though the pictures of past royalties were a little "off-putting" for them, with The Bride commenting to Naruto, "Looks like the gene pool was above ground and inflatable, if you know what I mean."

Causing Naruto to chuckle slightly, "Yeah. Or it could be that the painter had no idea how to paint, or was "nearsighted," maybe." Which also caused The Bride to chuckle in humour as well, since that could've been a possibility, though she wouldn't put money on it, yet somehow she found herself feeling more comfortable around Naruto, don't get her wrong, she still hates him for the whole "shock controller" that he's got, but he's not used it once, not only that but he's actually talking and treating her like a "person" instead of a monster, even though she pretty much is.

But it was kinda nice and refreshing, with the Princess soon turning up, though while The Bride kept her eyes on Naruto, she could see that even though the Princess was beautiful, Naruto kept a professional air about him, making The Bride wonder if Naruto did find the Princess beautiful or not.

The Princess, known as Ilana, stepped forward, "Naruto Uzumaki. So wonderful to be meeting you." Her smile seeming to brighten the room.

Where Naruto greets her back with a friendly nod, only for The Bride to interrupt, "Your name is Naruto, THAT'S your first name, we've only been hearing others call you Captain, but to hear someone being called Fishcakes as a first name is pretty funny." She couldn't help but point out in humour.

Which caused Naruto to moan that someone knows that, with Nina even asking the reason behind it, but Naruto soon had enough of the comments about his name, "Look, ENOUGH, alright, my first name does mean Fishcakes in Japanese, okay, but it also means MAELSTROM okay, so unless you both want to SEE a Maelstrom, I suggest you stop pointing fun at it." Since his name was a rather touchy subject.

Where The Bride held her hands up in mock surrender, "Okay, okay, relax, we were just questioning it, not teasing you." Though the slight smirk begs to differ.

But Naruto quickly decided to move on from that embarrassing scene, "Princess Rostovic, it's an honour." With Naruto nodding his head in a slight bow.

Only for the head guard to move forward in a threatening way, "This is not the kind of bow in Pokolistan, Mr Naruto Uzumaki." Which confuses Naruto slightly, "So, unfortunately, we're going to have to kill you." Which caused the group to look towards the man in surprise, along with Naruto, though he felt something off about what the man was saying.

With Ilana warning her headguard, with him stating about the customary bow, with the other guards circling the group, making said group nervous, though it wasn't long until the headguard, Alexi, ends up laughing his ass off, along with the other guards, with the Princess explaining things a little, "They're. . . How you say it? Messing on you?" Though the group realises that she meant 'Messing with you' but then Alexi started explaining how he was making a joke, along with pulling a prank on the group, along with pointing out that he thought Naruto was gonna mess his pants.

But Naruto just chuckled, "Yeah, that was a good one, though I kinda figured something was up, but still, good job my Mustachioed friend." With Naruto chuckling slightly, though due to Japanese being his main language, his accent slipped slightly, making him sound British slightly due to the pronunciation of the word itself, though he missed The Bride looking towards Naruto in surprise at the 'Mustachioed' part, since that term had brought a precious memory for her.

Though at the moment, Alexi was making a lot of old popcultured references from America, though Ilana quickly put a stop to that, since the man didn't really know when to stop, "We've prepared a banquet for you, our honoured guests."

It wasn't long before the "team" were eating as much as they could, along with drinking as much as they could as well, though Nina was the only one eating with proper manners, but considering she had to wear a bowl on her head filled with water, with only a special opening that allows her to eat, it was understandable why she had more manners than the others.

With Naruto apologising on their behalf, along with stating how the group had been living on prison food, while being courteous towards Ilana, with Ilana wanting Naruto to use her name instead of her title, along with asking about the prison food, with Naruto not recommending it and how he had worse during his training, which also caught Ilana's interest as well, ut Naruto simply explained that his training was mostly classified and that he wouldn't recommend that for anyone without a healing factor like his, which caught the groups interest as well, but decided to leave it be.

It wasn't long before everyone was outside, enjoying the air, with Ilana playing fetch with Weasel, all the while the group were doing their own thing, that didn't involve killing or causing chaos for those around them.

Though it wasn't long before Naruto and Ilana began talking, what with Naruto wanting to focus on the mission of protecting Ilana, with Ilana stating how she was enjoying the groups company, though Weasel had kinda ruined the music that was playing by dragging the accordion player away, though the man was back with his group, showing that there was no harm done to him, the man was still put off due to Weasel now licking the back of the man's neck for whatever reason.

With Naruto explaining to Ilana that the Weasel had supposedly murdered 27 children, which shocked Ilana at such a thing, but Naruto quickly explained that Weasel hadn't shown any violence since then, but that it might be best to keep any school children away, just in case.

It wasn't long before Ilana explained how she wants to lead her people towards the 21st century and away from it's outdated past, though Naruto pointed out that a lot of things of the 21st century wasn't all good, Naruto soon explained how during a few of his "travels" he had seen quite a lot of action, though he kept a few obvious things hidden since most of it was classified, just like how him being Red X was classified as well.

Though it wasn't long before Ilana soon expressed her "intentions" towards Naruto, making Naruto slightly nervous, considering he was suppose to be bodyguarding Ilana, before he could think on anything, Ilana soon began to show him her wardrobe, which she calls an "armoire" was beautiful and over 500 years old, which Naruto wasn't really understanding, "What is it you wanted to show me, Ilana?" He couldn't help but ask.

Where she then chuckles at him, "Just this wonderful armoire." Though she soon stripped out of her clothes, causing Naruto to widen his eyes at the fact that the princess was naked before him.

Which caused him to look away from her, "That's not an armoire!" Since Naruto knew exactly what the princess wanted from him, "If Amanda, or the girls, find out about this they'd kill me!" He quickly thought to himself, all the while Kurama was chuckling in the background of Naruto's mind.

Where the princess soon began making her way towards Naruto, all the while he was trying to explain how ethical such a thing was, but considering how there was a beautiful naked princess in front of him, it was making things "difficult" for him.

But it wasn't long before a nervous Naruto was pushed on the bed, while Ilana was talking in a seductive way, but luckily(if you could call it that), Naruto had managed to escape, with him having a reluctant expression on his face, stating that G.I. Robot will be guarding the door.

Soon everyone was in their rooms, with Naruto messaging his girls, while explaining that even though he can't explain what he was doing, he still missed them, only to fall asleep, most likely due to the jetlag, all the while G.I. Robot was telling Weasel how many Nazis he had killed throughout the years during WWII, along with the location of the Nazis, though Weasel wasn't bothered and was actually sleeping in front of the robot.

With Phosphorus seeming to be thinking about something.

As for the two women of the group, The Bride was looking outside at something, while having Naruto's 'Mustachioed' word playing in her head, though Nina was out of her suit and entering the bathtub that was filled enough to cover her, but it also showed that the two were roommates.

Yet as Nina was laying in the water, her mind couldn't help but think about Naruto, since for some reason, she felt that Naruto was a more reasonable person than anyone she's ever met, but not only that, she also felt that there was MORE about Naruto that she couldn't put her finger on, that he somehow "understood" them better than anyone else, almost like he too was treated like-!

"(Creak!)"

Suddenly the window creaked open, catching Nina's attention, though she quickly noticed The Bride exiting through the window, jumping down to the ground below, while using the roof's outcrops to cushion her landing.

Though Nina soon startled her, though it turned out that the stairs were unguarded, or more than likely, the guards had simply let Nina go, though The Bride quickly made her exit after that, though Nina tried to talk The Bride out of it, along with pointing out that Naruto could shock them, but the reanimated woman simply brushed such a thing off, whether it was the fact that she could feel that Naruto wouldn't shock them or not was anybody's ballgame.

But The Bride just continued with her leaving, even though a part of her wanted to stay in order to figure out who Naruto really was, since after being alive for so long, even she could tell that Naruto had suffered with the title of "monster" as well, but right now, she had other matters to deal with.

Yet as that was happening, things were getting a little complicated for Naruto.

In The Castle

Since while Naruto was sleeping Phosphorus was looking through his stuff, most likely looking for the remote that Amanda had given to Naruto that shocks the group, though as he was looking, Phosphorus soon noticed Naruto standing before him, in his boxers, all the while his body showed just how strong and muscular he was, with his compacted muscles.

But the look on his face was another story, "Ur. . . Hey." Was all Phosphorus could say, only for Naruto to kick the irradiated man away, where it wasn't long before the both of them was fighting each other, mostly both trying to get the remote, since Amanda would kill him for "losing" the remote in any way, but mostly for Naruto to have an idea for what type of person he'd be working with.

Though it wasn't long before the whole room started catching on fire due to Phosphorus unleashing his irradiated hands on everything in order to take out Naruto and get the remote, though as Phosphorus put Naruto's bed on fire, Naruto tried to snuff it out with his pillow, only for Phosphorus to dive at him, but luckily Naruto used the pillow to cover Phosphorus's face, where he then punched Phosphorus in said face with his bare hands, "Oh! Fuck me!" But that had ended up with Naruto getting his hand burnt a little, though being thankful that Kurama was fixing that up.

Where Phosphorus soon jumped to the floor in order to attack Naruto some more, "(Crack!)" Only for the floor to crack, which caught both men's attention, which caused them to look at each other for a second, ""WHAAAAAAA!"" But then fell through the floor to the kitchen below, causing the kitchen staff to run away.

But it wasn't long before the two were fighting once more, with Naruto being blasted by Phosphorus, where his hands landed on the cooking hobs, but he quickly took them off in pain, where he then grabbed an oven mitt and started punching Phosphorus.

In the end, Naruto had grabbed the remote, with Phosphorus begging him not to use it, Naruto soon straighten himself out, "Not bad, but you're an idiot, did you really think that Waller would give me the only remote? Hell, you be jumping around like a Mexican Jumping Bean for days if you'd escape, OR, If I told her about this... I'm not here to torture you. We're supposed to be on the damn team."

Hearing this Phosphorus felt a little stupid, but Naruto wasn't finished, "But at least now I know how you fight, and how you use your powers, all I need to do now is to see what the others can do and put them in their place and show them who the Alpha of this group is!" Naruto stated, with his eyes turning red with slitted pupils, which scared Phosphorus into submission, along with Weasel who was close by since he was now whimpering at the sight of a strong Alpha standing before him.

As for Ilana, who happened to have come into the kitchen to hear everything that Naruto had just said, along with seeing his eyes transform, couldn't help but feel turned on at how dominating Naruto was being, though at the moment she was more concerned about Naruto's injuries.

Which she decided to help him out by taking him away to clean up his wounds, with no one knowing that Nina and The Bride are now at castle Frankenstein, with The Bride telling Nina that the castle was where she was born, all the while Nina was nervous and subconsciously wishing that Naruto was there with them for some reason.

The End.

There you have it, Naruto taking Rick place instead, since I figured that Naruto would be perfect for the mission, and since this mission is a bodyguard one there's no need for Red X to lead the team, since pretty much everyone "knows" who Red X is, that way Naruto will be able to show his face to the group, as well as the Princess of Pokolistan. lol

I Do Not Own Naruto Or Creature Commandos.