The story starts off in the clubroom, where Dia is giving an announcent since it's December, the month of the jolliest day of the year.

"OK, everyone. It's December, so you all know what that means." Dia announced

Everyone in the room already knew what was to come and groan, except for Yoshiko, who looks rather excited.

"Aw yeah! White Elephant's here and Yohane's about to give all the holiday cheer with the gifts." Yoshiko cheered as she bolted out of the room, cheering and whoop-ing all the while. This gave the rest of the girls time to give their complaints to Dia.

"Dia-chan, please! You have to call of the White Elephant!" Chika begged, looking desperate.

"Yeah! You know Yoshiko-chan's just gonna give us one of her prank gifts!" You adds.

"Every year, her pranks ruin the white elephant game!" Mari complained as she throws her arms up.

"They're right, zura. And they only get worse and worse each time!" Hanamaru points out.

"Remember the glove incident" Kanan recalled, which makes Dia gags for a moment before she keeps her composure.

"Please don't remind me." Dia groans, putting her hands to her forehead and rubbing her temple. "But you're all right. Every single time we do this, we always always a good time and think we're under clear, then out of the blue, Yoshiko-san just comes in, takes our good gifts, and gives us nothing but prank gifts."

"See? That's why I stand for everyone when we say you gotta cancel the white elephant!" Chika exclaimed.

"But see, that's why I decided we do this again." Dia smirked as she stood up from her seat, an evil look in her eye. "This white elephant will be our day for revenge."

"You mean you have a plan, onee-chan?" Ruby asked her older sister, tilting her head.

"Exactly, Ruby." Dia confirmed as she began to explain how things are gonna go.

It the shows a hat, where the number would be picked on.

"See, we all know that the order of the white elephant is decided by picking random numbers from a hat, right? Well, what if the numbers weren't random. Like, we would write the exact same number on all the slips of paper and pretend for our number to be called."

It then cuts to Dia calling out of one the numbers for who's going next.

"Next up is...Number 6!" Dia calls.

"Woo-hoo! Lucky Number 6, baby!" You exclaims excitedly that her number had number called, but as it turns out, her number is actually a 7.

"But what would that do exactly, Dia-san?" Riko wondered.

"I'm glad you asked, Riko-san. Using that method, anyone of us can go, except for Yoshiko-san. Without her number being called early in the game, she has no chance to steal!"

The girls all chatter in awe at how smart the idea is. Considering how all the numbers would be 7, with the way the game works, Yoshiko would indeed not be able to steal early.

"So if that's how we're gonna do things, what are the gifts gonna be?" You questioned.

"Yes, you're right, You-san...What could the gifts be?" Dia pondered, pacing around the for a bit. "Something that so un-fallen angellike and horrible, that Yoshiko-san wouldn't want to steal."

"Uhhhhh...Deodorant!" Chika spoke up.

"A new dress, zura!" Hamanaru chimed in.

"An angellike doll?" Kanan suggested as well.

"Close, but not exactly." Dia said before the scene cuts back to You opening her gift, to reveal...

"Eh? Salad Accessories?" You asked as she pulled out a salad bowl and spoon.

In the memory, Yoshiko reacts in disgust, with her face scrunched up.

"Exactly. Hanamaru-san once told me that Yoshiko-san hates anything salad related." Dia informed.

"It's true, zura." Hanamaru confirms.

"And so, we keep doing this, nothing but salad accessories, until Yoshiko-san is the only one left in the game who hasn't stolen anything..."

It then goes back to all, but Yoshiko, with nothing but salad accesories, much to the self-proclaimed fallen-angel's disgust and annoyance.

"Then, by the time it's her turn, she would have no choice but to open the gift we set for her, and when she does..."

"Yeah?! Yeah?!" They all urged eagerly.

"Actually, I don't know. I haven't thought that far head yet." Dia admitted, which makes everyone groans.

"But that's where you all come in" She continues as she sits back down in her seat. "Now I've already gotten the salad stuff, but right now, we all need to make sure we find the worst possible gift for Yoshiko-san."

"Don't worry, Dia-chan. You can count on us!" Chika assures with a determinated look on her face.

The other nodded and chattered in agreement, which pleases Dia.

"Good. Now come on, girls. We've got revenge to give." Dia declares.

And so, everyone splits up in twos. Mari and Hanamaru, Chika and You, Riko and Ruby, and lastly, Dia and Kanan.

First, Mari and Hanamaru are at the grocery store to find something horrible for Yoshiko. After some time searching, Hanamaru ends up finding a can of tuna and shows it to Mari.

"Mari-chan, look! Expired tuna, zura. This'll be a perfect item for revenge!" Hanamaru presents with a smile.

"I-I don't know, Maru-chan." Mari spoke in unease as she averted her gaze for a bit. "Don't you think that's a bit too far?"

"It may sound harsh, but rest assured, no way!" Hanamaru claimed, staring her senior dead in the eyes seriously. "Remember what she did to you last white elephant, zura?"

Mari's eyes widen at Hanamaru's reminder. It then cuts to last white elephant, where Mari is seen opening a gift. The gift is revealed to boat replica in a bottle.

"Ooooooooooh! Look at the shiny gift!" Mari exclaimed in excitement at her gift.

"We knew you'd like that one, Mari-san." Dia smiled, happy that her friend is enjoying herself.

"Like it?" Mari questioned with a shocked look and then giggles. "Dia-chan, I love my shiny gift!"

But unfortunetaly, that gift wasn't gonna be Mari's for long, when a certain first-year decided to be a prankster.

"Ah, ah, ah! Not so fast, Mari!" Yoshiko spoke up, interrupting Mari's happy moment as she pulls out her number. "It's my turn now, and I wanna steal that gift right there!"

Yoshiko then snatches Mari's boat in the bottle, making the older girl pout and whimper.

"Aw, don't be sad, Mari. It's all part of the game." Yoshiko reassures casually as she takes on another gift on her own. "Now you get to open this gift."

Although sad, Mari takes the gift from Yoshiko's hands and unwraps it. It's revealed to be a bottle, but instead of a boat, it's filled with some black liquid.

"Oooooooooooo. What's this shiny gift?" Mari wondered as she opens the bottle, but the minute she does, her nostrils are filled an extremely unpleasant smell that makes the blonde squeal in disgust.

"That used to be ranch dressing 20 years ago, but now. BOOM! Brand new paperweight, baby!" Yoshiko taunted, laughing at the misfortune.

Mari ends up crying to the sky in anguish as a result. The memory ends and Mari is filled with rage, a growl tearing from throat.

"You're right..But it's gonna take more than expired tuna to satisfy this revenge.." Mari said through gritted teeth.

She then turns to a random worker and goes to confront him.

"Hey, you!" She calls out, getting the worker's attention as she gets her wallet ready. "What's the worst expired thing you've got in this store?!"

Then, it cuts to Chika and You at a sports store in search for their revenge item. The two friends walk up to an unseen item, but by the looks on their faces, it's a pretty good-looking one.

"Heck yeah. This one right here screams revenge." You said with a huge smile on her face.

But Chika, like Mari before her, wasn't all that sure about doing this.

"Uhhh..You-chan? Don't you think this is a bit..y'know, harsh?" Chika claimed hesitantly.

"Yeah, but let's not forget what she did to us that one white elephant." You reminded.

Chika's eyes widen as the scene goes back to Yoshiko's white elephant pranks. This time, Chika and You are seen scratching and yelling like crazy with sweaters on, all while Yoshiko laughs.

"Itching powder in the ugly sweaters! Best classic prank gift ever, baby" Yoshiko boasted, having the time of her life laughing as the two friends screamed in torture.

"IT'S IN MY EEEEEYYEEES!!!" Chika shrieked in agony as the memory ends.

Chika's expression goes from hesitant to now full-on revenge mode. After that intense itching torture, the two weren't gonna anything back.

"You're right. Let's buy it.." Once Chika said that, the two high fived, pumped that their revenge is in order.

Next, it cuts to Riko and Ruby are seen in fron of a wasps' nest. While Riko has a look of slight determination and worry, Ruby is whimpering and shaking in fear behind her. Riko noticed this and was quick to tend to the scared first year.

"Don't be afraid, Ruby. It's gonna be OK." Riko comforted.

"B-But Riko-chan, I-I don't wanna go near that wasps' nest. It looks really scary." Ruby said shakily as she continued to tremble. "And don't you think w-we'd be taking this too far?"

Riko sighs and look the younger girl in the eye with care "Yes, this could be going too far, but remember what she did to you that one white elephant?"

Ruby's eyes widen as the scene goes back a white elephant event. Ruby had just opened her presents and inside was a cute teddy bear.

"Oh my...I-It's so cute.." Ruby uttered happily as she began to hold it. Tears even began to form in her eyes, feeling her heart melt at the slight.

"I love it..."

"Well, Ruby, if you love the teddy bear now, just wait until you see the awesome surprise that comes with it." Yoshiko told her with a smirk.

"Eh? What surprise, Yoshiko-chan?" Ruby asked as she turned her head to the other first year.

"Open the head and find out."

Ruby does what she's told and slowly opens the teddy bear's lose head. What Ruby wasn't expecting was there to be tons and tons of wasps coming out of the neck hole and swarming her. Ruby shrieks and runs around the room with the swarming bees while Yoshiko laughs out loud.

"Happy white elephant, Ruby!" Yoshiko taunted while laughing.

Ruby cried helplessly on the floor as the wasps kept attacking her. The memory ends and Ruby's soft, hesitant expression has now turned into a look of anger and determination. She takes heavy duty gloves out of her pocket (don't ask how she got em) and puts them on, facing the wasps nest.

"Let's do this..." Ruby declared in an uncharacteristically low, serious tone of voice.

Her and Riko nod at each other and make their way to the nest. Finally, it cuts to Dia and Kanan talking to someone in a dark alleyway.

"So, how much to do this?" Dia asked the mystery person.

"80,000 yen please.." The guy responded.

"Dia, I know we're doing this to get revenge, but are you sure you wanna do this?" Kanan wanted to know, putting a hand on her friend's shoulder.

Dia's expression remains stoic as the scene cuts to yet another white elephant event. This time, Dia is seen wearing a pair of dark blue gloves.

"I have to say, Yoshiko-san, I really loves these gloves. You really know how to pick gifts now." Dia praised, smiling.

"You think so?" Yoshiko asked with an evil smile.

"Yeah. They feel really soft.." Dia said as she rubs the glove against her face.

"You really, really think so?" Yoshiko asked again, her smile growing wider.

"Yes, I do, Yoshiko-san. Why?"

"Oh, no reason..." Yoshiko casually dismisses as she looks away innocenlty for a bit. "Other than the fact that I made them from my old panties, that is."

"Wow, that's interesting to kn-" Dia suddenly paused as she took into Yoshiko's words. She then puts the glove together, which show that they indeed are old panties.

Dia screams hysterically and tries to shake them off desperately, even gagging a bit at the realization that she puts those things on her face. Yoshiko doesn't seem to care because all she's doing is laughing her head off at the student council president's misfortune.

"WHHHYYYY-HHHHHYYY?!!!" Dia cried to the sky in anguish and frustation.

The memory ends and the sheer thought of it is no longer disgusting to Dia, but now enraging. She clenched her fists so hard, her joints pop and her knuckles turn white. She looks back up the mystery person with a cold inner rage in her eyes.

"My Eli Ayase figure will have to wait. My revenge comes first.." Dia decided coldly as she gives the mystery guy the 80,000 yen, to which he accepts.

"Pleasure doing business with you, ladies.."

After they all gathered their items, the girls meet back in the club room with all of the items in a pile. Right now, they're deciding...

"Which one do we use first?" Thank you, Chika.

"I think it could depends on which one's worst." You guessed, eyeing each item.

All of the girls were after a tough time deciding which gift would be a good fit for their revenge. But then...

"All of them."

They all turn to see Dia sitting back in her chair, her face darkened as her face is aimed towards the floor.

"Combine every single of those items. We're gonna make sure Yoshiko-san feels the full brunt of what we've endured these past white elephants." Dia then stood up, facing all the girls with seriousness.

"Now get to it now!!" She ordered fiercely.

At Dia's words, the 8 girls get to work and put together their items, while Dia laughs evilily and happily due their upcoming revenge. After they're done, they join Dia in the evil laughter. This was gonna be the day Yoshiko pay for everything she's done, and this made them more bloodthristy for their revenge. Suddenly, the door knocks, but the girls already knew who it is.

"Everyone calm down now. It's her.." Dia hushed, her voice lowered to a whisper as she went to go answer the door.

She opens it and as expected, Yoshiko is right there with a wrapped box under her arm.

"Happy White Elephant, guys!" Yoshiko shouted with excitement.

"Oh, Yoshiko-san. Hello." Dia greeted casually, welcoming her inside. "We were waiting for you to show up."

With Yoshiko now here, the while elephant begins. Up first is Chika, who goes to open her gift, which is a salad bowl. Chika fakes being confused while Yoshiko laughs. Next up is Hanamaru. She goes to open her gift, and inside is a berg of lettuce. Yoshiko laughs at that too. As the game continues, all of the girls, except Yoshiko, get more and more salad accesories. They were getting Yoshiko right where they wanted her and it was all going according to plan. Near the end, everyone has a salad accesory in hand, smug looks on each of their faces. All accept for Yoshiko that is, who is now upset and disgusted.

"Ugh, seriously. You guys are sick for picking something as nasty as salad stuff." Yoshiko shamed with her arms crossed, when suddenly, Chika hugs her waist and pull her closed.

"Aw, don't worry, Yoshiko-chan. What matters is that we're all having fun!" She told her cheerfully, still wrapping her friend into the hug.

"C-Chika! What did I say about hugging me without-"

"Shiny!" Mari exclaimed, as she too, hugged Yoshiko tighlty, nuzzling their cheeks together.

"Ugh...can we just get the last person over with so these two can stop fricking cuddling me?" Yoshiko asked in annoyance due to her not being a hugger.

"As you wish, Yoshiko-san." Dia pulled out the last number out of the hat and called it out. "Up next is...Number 6"

"Woo-hoo! Lucky Number 6, baby!" You exclaims excitedly that her number had number called.

"You-san! Come on up and take your gift!" Dia announced like a game host.

You then made her way up to the ultimate prank gift, and Yoshiko's gift.

"Hmmmm...I wonder which one I should open." You pretends to think as her eyes scan both presents. Eventually, after she's done fake thinking, she picks up Yoshiko's gift.

"Good choice, You." Yoshiko snickered.

"I know." You acknowledged, laughing as well.

"Good, because I know you know." Yoshiko claimed with a smug smile.

"Well, I know that you that I know-" You tried to retort, but Dia had already grown impatient.

"Can you just open the gift and stop wasting time?!' Dia snapped.

You gulped and turned to the present in front of her. She was afraid since she knew it was gonna be a prank gift, but she knew that the quicker she did, the quicker and more eager they all would get to Yoshiko opening their ultimate gift. She slowly began to tear the wrapper off cautiously. Eventually, she opened it, and inside was...a new handheld game system?

"What the..." You uttered in disbelief, not expecting something like this from Yoshiko.

"Happy White Elephant!" Yoshiko exclaimed cheerfully.

"Yoshiko-chan...what's going on here?" Chika asked her skeptically, narrowing her eyes.

"Eh? What are you talking about?" Yoshiko looked confused as she turned to Chika.

"Don't even think about playing the dumb card, Yoshiko-chan. We all know this is a prank, zura." Hanamaru accused.

"Yeah. This'll electrocute me if I try to play it, isn't it?" You pointed to the box in her hand as she laid down her accusation.

"It's not. I promise." Yoshiko denied the accusations before sighing and speaking.

"Look, I know I haven't been the best during the white elephant events. Some of you may have even called my pranks harsh, or out of line. But I only did them and gave this gift to bring us all closer. Because all of you are like my family. And isn't that the holidays are all about?"

The girls all look at Yoshiko in surprise. This wasn't the Yoshiko they knew on white elephant. The mischievious look on her face is replaced with softness and sincerity. They couldn't believe that Yoshiko finally turned a new leaf on white elephant. And the fact that they decided to try and prank her this hard made them feel bad.

"Well anyway, You, that's your gift. Enjoy it. Now to see what i got in here." Yoshiko turned to her gift and was about to open it.

Before the girls could dare to move to stop her, they all instantly dissapeared from thin-air. Eventually, they reappared, but instead of the club room, they're in a white palace that have white presents in the corners.

"What the hell..?" Chika uttered in confusion as she, along with the girls, looked around the palace.

"Idols Of Aqours." A deep voice spoke, making the girla jump back a little.

They all look up and see a giant white elephant in a robe, sitting in a chair, looking down at the girls in dissapointment

"You 8 have ruined the white elephant exchanged. Now you get to spend all of eternity in my temple of gifts!" The white elephant punished, spreading his arms out to show the gifts.

"But P.S, you don't get to open any of them!" He added angrily.

"Awww..." Chika, You, and Mari whined sadly.

"Look, Mr. White Elephant, I understand we went overboard with our gift, but we needed our revenge one way or another. Have you've seeb the gifts she gave us? The expired 20-year ranch dressing, the itchy sweaters, the old panty gloves?! She started it all first!" Dia tried to defend, but that didn't please the White elephant at all.

"Yes, but You're not supposed to get gifts you like! You're supposed togivegifts youdon'tlike! All Yoshiko was trying to do was add a spice into it and have some fun. But because you 8 don't know how to take a joke, you decided to rig the the game and get revenge. Even after she gave You that handheld game console" The White elephant scolded, still dissapointed by the girls' actions.

The girls hung their heads in shame, knowing the white elephant's words were true. They were so blinded by revenge, they forgot what the white elephant was all about.

"You're right..We messed up." Chika realized.

"It was only a stupid game, yet we decided to take it too far." Kanan sighed sadly.

"And she did give give You-chan that game console, zura." Hanamaru recalled.

"Yeah, she did." You agreed.

They all chattered with regret, knowing they took this game too far, all because they didn't realize the fun it had in it.

"Yoshiko-chan was only just trying to have fun. And maybe that's what we should do, too." Chika then stepped towards the elephant. "Mr. White Elephant. I don't know if you'll agree to this, but we realized now how badly we screwed up. Please, send us back so we can stop Yoshiko-chan, and make this right."

"Well...seeing as that you all seemed to learned your lesson, I suppose I could send you all back" The White elephant decided, but not before taking a large white present next to his throne with his trunks and showing it to the girls. "Or maybe, you'd like to see what's in the gift?"

"I don't mind seeing what's inside." Chika requested, but Riko stepped in front of her to block her.

"D-Don't listen to her, sir! We'll just go home." She told her white elephant nervously.

"Suit yourselves." The elephant shrugged as he waves his front feet around, sending the girls back to the clubroom.

Now that they're all back in the room, they see Yoshiko about to open her gift. Dia is the first to move, speed walking towards Yoshiko and putting a hand on her shoulder.

"Yoshiko-san. Wait" Dia halted her friend, who stops walking and looks at her.

"What it is, Dia?" Yoshiko tilted her head slightly in confusion.

Dia took a deep breathe and looked Yoshiko in the eyes serious. "Yoshiko-san, the truth is-"

"Wait!" You shouted, interrupting Dia's confession.

They all turned their heads to her and see her holding the handheld console, or what's left of it, which in pieces on the floor.

"My console was a dud! I tried booting it up, and it just fell into pieces" She revealed, making the others gasp.

Yoshiko, on the other hand, started to laugh her ass off.

"Yeah, you got me! Fake 790 yen console always coming in handy! Especially with the fake heartfelt speeches. And you all fell for it!" Yoshiko bragged as she continued to laugh hysterically. Eventually, she calmed down and took a breathe.

"So, what were you gonna say, Dia" Yoshiko asked Dia, smiling.

Dia was clenching her fists again, to the point that they were trembling. She felt so angry at Yoshiko not only not changing, but rubbing it into their faces. So, she turned to the other girls, who nod their heads. Pushing down some of her rage, she turned to Yoshiko with an evil smile.

"Enjoy your gift, Yoshiko-san" Dia wished.

"Oh, don't worry. I will" Yoshiko assured, turning back to her gift.

Once Yoshiko starts open to gift, Rocking Around The Christmas (My fav christmas song) began to play. First, the wrapper tears and chunky, expired, clam chowder splashes all over her face and body. She slips a bit, causing her to tear open a ribbon. Out pops what Chika and You picked up at the sports store: A tennis ball shooter. Yoshiko screams in fear, but doesn't have time to run before the shooter shoots the black ranch dressing she gave Mari right in her stomach. She squeals and doubles over in pain, but then, the shooter shoots out the itchy sweater she gave Chika and You, a wasps' nest, which is payback for what she gave Ruby, and then her old panty gloves she gave Dia, the latter one falling into her mouth. While this happens, the others girls laugh and laugh at Yoshiko getting her just-deserts. You even records the whole on her phone. But even after everything, Yoshiko begins to stumble towards the gift once again and tear the last part. This time, an elf is revealed to be in it, presumebly the guy Dia and Kanan were talking to earlier. He begins goes to work and starts to slap Yoshiko with his gloves, but the first-year can't do anything, but take the slaps in defeat.

The next day, all the girls are talking about yesterday's events.

"I have to admit, that was the most fun I've ever had in a white elephant." Kanan said with a smile.

"I agree." Dia nodded, turning to Yoshiko, who looks pretty beat up. "And I assume that means you're serious about being pranking, right, Yoshiko-san?"

"Y-Yeah.." Yoshiko agreed, gritting her teeth in slight. "Now I see how..ngh..y-you guys felt these pasts white elephants.."

Chika suddenly pulled Yoshiko into another hug around her waist.

"Aw, but it's OK, Yoshiko-chan! We all learned from this experience and that's all that matters!" Chika explained cheerfully.

All the other girls began to laugh at that, even Yoshiko, despite her pain. Drama aside, everyone had a fun time and relieved themselves from their stress. Yoshiko then stopped laughing and looked at Chika.

"Please stop hugging me.."


And that's that! This was one of my personal favorite Regular Show Christmas episodes and seeing as it's around, or past that day, I had to do a parody of this to show my love. Now I can't promise nothing, but I just might cover the Christmas episode from Gumball for The Amazing World Of Honoka. And considering my pace, it may come later than expected. But with that being said, Have A Happy Holidays and send requests if you have any! Love you all!