A/N Yes, a Dead Like Me crossover story has been added to my list. For those of you unfamiliar with the show, it lasted about two seasons and was dark comedy. An eighteen year old girl died when the toilet seat from the space station Mir fell on her. George, as she was called, was the last reap for the guy that reaped her, which made her a reaper. In their normal state they're undead, but not like vampires. They're given a new body that looks human and is very, very indestructible and encouraged to stay connected to life emotionally but stay away from their past family and friends, usually. They can see their old and new face in reflections.

Check it out if you want, I thought it was a really good show.

Also, a reminder, I am not interested in doing artwork collaborations with anyone. Please stop contacting me about it. I've asked before and continuing to do it is just rude.

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Xander had contacted Cordelia and Harmony and filled them in on the new development. Cordelia had arrived with local Cordelia riding her Pegasus with her.

Two Cordy's standing next to each other. Whooboy. Grin, it didn't get old. A glance at the local Xander confirmed he liked the view too, even if his expression also had a mix of sad wistfulness to it, as he looked at his Cordy. Formerly his, he didn't yet know Willow might accidentally be responsible for the former part.

"You're sure he's Xander Harris?" The local Cordelia asked suspiciously, eyeing the glamoured Xander. Who, it turned out, wasn't actually glamoured, at least not magically.

He leaned over and whispered something in the local Cordelia's ear that earned him a dope slap before he'd explained his appearance.

"My old body is dead and will need to be buried. This is a virtually indestructible human form body for my Grim Reaper self to use."

"Virtually indestructible?" Buffy asked

"More than the Judge and I might even be able to recover from a rocket launcher."

"You used a rocket launcher on a Judge?" Xander asked.

"The Judge, seven foot demonic smurf."

"Adored childhood cartoon memories in ruin." Xander said mournfully. "Does evil have no limits to their evilness?"

"No, they're evil." Local Xander replied seriously. "It's in their contracts to, you know, be evil.'

"So, we're going to get going." Xander stated, as his Cordy, along with Harmony, stepped up beside him. "Since we've found everything, or rather everyone, we were looking for. Plus, bonus, helped stop an apocalypse. Oh, word of warning, take a good, long hard look at Mayor Wilkins, he's major league bad. As in, evil, century old sorcerer who wants to rule the world, bad. Anything else we should warn them about that might be a problem?" He asked his Cordy.

"Well, we've warned them about the curse, told them how to make Angel human. Figured out Willow's channeling demon power. Hopefully they can get that fixed before she melts down and tries to end the world. Oh, you might want to watch out for a guy named Warren Mears, we ran into something he made in another reality."

"Never heard of him." Buffy glanced at the others, who were also shaking their heads. "What did he make? And the Mayor? Didn't see that coming!"

"A demon hunting robot that looks like a centerfold and used conventional trackers to keep track of the local Scoobies." Xander answered. "Which we all agreed was major league creepy and somehow Johnathan was mixed up with him. Beyond that I don't think anything we've run into really affects you guys. Unless the kidnapping aliens that pretend to be gods actually exist here, but the Air Force have a handle on fighting them, so probably not something you'd have to worry anyway. If they exist here."

"Kidnapping aliens pretending to be gods?" Faith muttered. "Who thinks this shit up?"

"God, probably while he's on vacation." Giles tried a joke and everyone, including Angel, was staring at him.

"Did...he...just...make...a...joke?" Buffy gasped, in-between stress relieving laughter, because it had been a Hell of a night. Literally.

"He certainly tried." Willow agreed, also laughing. "Like God would ever go on vacation!"

"Especially in a place with biannual apocalypses." Angel offered, grinning himself.

"Which the Air Force people have too." Xander informed them. "Only with aliens, instead of demons. So God probably doesn't go on vacation there either."

"Come-on loveable-but-hopeless geek, let's go before you break their brains anymore than you already have." Cordelia headed for the portal, the surreal sight of her Pegasus following her like a puppy, just the most bizarre sight imaginable.

"Loveable-but-hopeless geeks make great boyfriends." Harmony reminded her. "Especially when they're heros and they kiss great and are millionaires. Or at least Johnathan is, does and will be someday."

"Xander's got all that going for him now, I don't have to wait."

"Bizarre," Willow muttered. "completely and totally bizarre. I'd like to wake up now, please. Ouch, what did you do that for?" She rubbed her arm where Buffy had just pinched her

"Just proving you're not sleeping, this is all really happening."

"Thanks for that. So, Xander, are you going to be in school tomorrow?"

"Yes, once the Grim Reaper office drones finish establishing my new identity. I'm told they're extremely efficient and thorough at it." He answered as the portal closed behind the reality travelers. "Technically I'll have a new name too, but you guys can still call me Xander."

"I'm going to stick with Doofus."

"Well, it's better than Zeppo."