Night had fallen in Springfield, both families were watching television calmly while enjoying each other's company, that was undoubtedly a long day for Stewie and Maggie after the small fight they had hours ago, an intense and uncomfortable moment they thought about it almost all day although Stewie was still wondering whether to apologize to Maggie or leave all that behind, well although it seems that Maggie ignores Stewie's apologies giving the signal that maybe she didn't like him from the beginning... For the simple fact of entering her room and desecrating her things without permission or knowing that, in some way, she found someone just like her, just like her soul, and maybe it's because of the simple fact that they are both very similar, then. They should fight each other as rivals although the situation is very confusing.

Then the family continued watching television until Marge got up from the couch and told both families.

Family, Griffins, dinner will be ready in 5 minutes so Homer, it's your turn to wait on the table –she said.

What? But Marge I'm watching TV the show is getting good, I'm not going to get up from the couch because I say so –Homer scolded crossing his arms until Marge grabbed a hose and pointed it at Homer to wet him with the water.

Homer take care of the table –Marge ordered, making Homer scared.

Yes, Marge –said Homer as he ran to the dining room

At least he pays attention to you –Lois said annoyed– Peter always doesn't listen to me and does something stupid while in the end he apologizes as if nothing had happened.

What are you taking about? I always listen to you, the thing is that sometimes you get very hysterical seriously very hysterical you act like Doja Cat in heat, you never stay calm –Peter said using his usual tone of voice.

Ugh, I don't even want to hear about how you always victimize yourself –Lois said while crossing her arms– Besides, I'm acting "hysterical" because you do something stupid that in the end almost costs you your life.

And how are you behaving right now at this minute eh? –Peter asked mockingly– that's right you're being hysterical, that's what you are a hysteric who always ruins things that in the end turn out completely wrong or right.

Whatever you say, dumbass –Lois said sarcastically.

Hey Bart, how about we play GTA? We can break into cars and see the sexy girls pole dancing, plus hacks that I know by heart –Chris said

I don't know man, aren't those hacks the ones that put viruses on your computer? –Bart said bewildered.

They are reliable hacks, I always use them but sometimes my dad uses those hacks for other things and they end up deteriorating –Chris said– it's not something every day that we say but are we going to play?

Emm okay so I can learn a lot more about it and then use other hacks to hack Milhouse's computer –said Bart while going up the stairs with Chris– and do you know how to ride a skateboard??

Honestly more or less, sometimes I suck at it –Chris said sincerely.

I can teach you, believe me, I'm the skateboard expert that everyone envies me –Bart said sounding cocky.

It's not true, using the skateboard doesn't make you special –Lisa shouted from the living room.

Of course it does, you brat!! –Bart replied mockingly– by the way we'll eat later

Marge called her family and the Griffin family that it was time for dinner and that dinner was served on the table, so everyone present except Bart and Chris sat in the dining room to enjoy the dinner that Marge prepared. And when everyone was eating suddenly Stewie felt that someone was watching him, at first he didn't give it any importance but after 2 minutes of someone continuing to watch him, he couldn't stand the sensation of being watched any longer and started looking at whoever was watching him but he found out that it was Maggie who was attentively watching Stewie, she had an angry and somewhat sad face. Stewie looked back at her and began to eat while he didn't take his eyes off her and that's when Maggie with her fingers simulating a gun began to threaten to shoot him. Stewie took that as a sign and made a mocking face making Maggie took out the pacifier and started sticking her tongue out at him, Stewie started mockingly imitating her and Maggie grabbed a piece of meat and threw it at Stewie. Stewie started grabbing a piece of potato and did the same to her and suddenly they were looking at each other looking like they were having a staring contest until Brian cleared his throat while looking at them making Stewie and Maggie stop teasing each other in the face. table but not before Stewie gave Maggie a flirtatious look in a mocking way making Maggie get upset and very nervous making Stewie chuckle.

I beat you bitch –Stewie said quietly.

Now you give me an explanation –Brian said to Stewie while he put a piece of meat in his mouth– I want to know what's going on between you two.

Shut the hell up Brian we were just playing and we've been here since yesterday it's not like I was going to fight with her so quickly –Stewie scolded Brian– so stop thinking about things that aren't right

I believe you but you still owe me an explanation –Brian ordered.

Nosy!! –Stewie said annoyed.

Wow, you work at a nuclear power plant? –Peter asked Homer in amazement– what's that?

I don't know –Homer said

that's pretty impressive, I just work at a brewery –Peter said with disappointment.

Oh my God you get to work with beer? –Homer asked very surprised– Wow and they let you drink??

I drink the beers without supervision and Angela doesn't tell me anything so it's all good –Peter said– although my job is sometimes a pain in the ass but it's the best it's more exciting like that time I became popular by pretending to be a student average high school geek.

That's interesting, I always sleep at work because I hate being there and my boss always sends me favors that he can't do himself, the only good thing is that in the dining room there are a lot of donuts –that last thing Homer said drooling– mmmmm how I love the donuts how one would like to eat at that moment mmmm donuts

I haven't eaten them in a while since the last time I discovered the baker making a small hole in the middle of the dough with his penis –Peter said– but when you say it I already want to try them

Then let's go get donuts, Apu sells them in dozens so let's go –Homer said as he gets up from the table and Peter follows him.

Wait Homer, you didn't finished the dinner –Marge said

Homer and Peter continue to quickly finish dinner in one bite and rush out in Homer's car and drive to Kwik-E-Mart.

When everyone finished eating they continued with their own thing before going to sleep. Meanwhile Stewie was sitting alone in the living room playing with his toys and suddenly Brian sat next to Stewie so Stewie could tell him everything about what happened with Maggie.

Well Stewie, now can you tell me? –Brian asked ready to listen.

At that Stewie sighed.

Well Brian, I'll tell you but it's not a big deal –he said.

I know it's not going to be a big deal but I still want to know since you two have only known each other since yesterday just like everyone else –Brian said.

Well, it all started yesterday. Do you remember when the fat man sent you outside to have fun with the Simpsons? –Stewie said asking a question.

Of course obviously –he responded.

Well, when you went outside I was completely alone and since I was alone I decided to explore the house to see if I could find something to distract myself and also because I was curious. So I entered many rooms until I entered that baby's room –Stewie said while he's making a pausing.

And then? Brian asked.

Aha and then I was curious and decided to look at her things and everything and it turns out that she had the same things that I have... And maybe I assumed that Maggie and I have a lot in common, suddenly I opened her drawer and there were 5 weapons of a single different type but they weren't just any weapons but they were advanced technology weapons and I realized that we definitely had a lot in common –said Stewie moved– but suddenly she opened the door and saw me desecrating her things and she threw a remote control at my head and she hit me with a broomstick so I yelled at her and everything and she started looking at me in a threatening way and that's when I knew that maybe she doesn't like me and like she's a baby, she has too much in common with me and she's quite similar to me so I had the idea that she would become my rival because on the other hand my instinct and my soul insisted on making her my rival since she is like my double self but yellow and female. It's too strange I swear and I know that right now you think I'm crazy and that I'm just looking for a fight because yes but when I saw that she looked at me with hatred and behaved badly with me so I had that idea of... you know the rest –he said strangely

That's too strange and also confusing but how is it that your "instinct" tells you to fight her just because yes? –Brian asked in disbelief.

C'mon Brian, why do you think? –Stewie asked mockingly– she and I are man and woman...I know that has nothing to do with it but anyway and also because she suddenly started treating me badly and like she is quite similar to me and she treated me that way, way so I had the idea that I also hate her and thus make her my rival... We are quite similar, we have a lot in common and we are of different genders so the idea of Maggie being my rival is not such a bad idea either –he said

It doesn't make sense. Why is there a need to make Maggie your enemy instead of befriending her? –Brian asked rudely– I know they are both similar and all but what is the need?

We're from different shows Brian, so it makes sense –Stewie said with some sarcasm but at the same time sincerely– Plus she was the one who started being rude to me and I apologized to her but she still continued ignoring me and hating me because maybe she feels that way same as me about instincts. So if she behaved very badly with me and all that then I was free to treat her equally badly that's where the idea of becoming rivals arose because we have a lot in common and you know how It's me when I find someone with the same tastes as me. Just like Bertram and I – said Stewie

So she started treating you badly and since you can't stand someone with the same tastes as you treating you that way so you had the idea of making her your rival even though you apologized to her many times but she continues to treat you like that –Brian said while understanding– just like you were a few years ago when you were evil and captured someone who had the same desires for weapons and dominating the world to become your ultimate nemesis to prevent them from taking away your command and desire?? –Brian asked– Isn't that right?

Exactly Brian, you guessed it right away. Now did you see how I feel? But at the same time it makes me feel bad because I was going to become friends with her from the beginning but when she behaved like that with me so I had those desires to hurt her, just like I was in my beginnings –he said

And that's the whole story? Brian asked.

Not only that. Maggie and I got into a fight with weapons for the same reason –Stewie said without sounding surprised– she still hates me since yesterday and I suspected that she started hating me forever and not from that time I went through her things without permission –he said– like that that she is taking away my desires, she thought she was dangerous and the big thing was so I started to resent her for that and I got into a fight with her but obviously it was Maggie who started the fight –he said – She hates me Brian, she wants to end me and I won't let her that ends me and defeats me just like that.

Well that did sound pretty strange when Maggie started acting like that with you. So I guess you're right about making Maggie your rival –he said– but that happened from yesterday and today and we didn't even last a week being here so why do you guys stop getting together for a while and we'll see what happens next?

I don't know Brian and I know what you want to tell me and everything but I'll see what I can do to remedy it –Stewie said sincerely– and honestly, the Simpson family isn't as bad as our family so I'm going to see what happens

That's the right thing Stewie, don't rush or worry too much there's still a long way to go before they repair our car so they have a chance to repair things –he said.

I guess you're right –Stewie said and after that he let out a short sigh.

Stewie it's late it's time to sleep –Lois said as she addressed him– tomorrow you can have as much fun as you want –she said and continued to carry him.

Wait I'm not sleepy yet hurried witch –Stewie snorted– and where are you taking me first?

So at that moment Lois was going up the stairs while Stewie was cursing her and then when they were both upstairs Lois opened the door in a room with her free hand and in the room there was Marge tucking Maggie in so that she could fall asleep since then Stewie was surprised and started to get upset while getting in a bad mood when he realized the matter.

WHAT?? –Stewie shouted angrily– Why the hell are you taking me there, bitch?? –Stewie asked Lois

Hi Lois, I left a crib for Stewie to sleep with Maggie –Marge said kindly.

Thanks for helping me with that Marge, it's a good idea for these babies to sleep in the same room so that Stewie doesn't bother me every night –Lois said gratefully–Well Stewie, it's time to sleep but don't worry because you'll be accompanied with your new friend

No, no, no, let me get out of here. I don't want to sleep with a sun living being after everything she treated me and we fought!! –Stewie said denying everything– Great, what I was missing!!

Maggie also noticed and had the same reaction as Stewie.

Stewie and Maggie will sleep in the same room from now on until our car is repaired and we have to leave –Lois ordered very cheerfully

From then on, Stewie and Maggie looked at each other with terror and hatred at the same time without a doubt the most uncomfortable moment in the world that not even human beings could bear.

And from there the third world war began –Stewie said angrily– I will kill you when you sleep and you better stay away from me, you dirty bitch.

Maggie threw a toy at Stewie hitting him in the head again

Enough that's it, you're going to regret it –Stewie said when he was going to rush towards her but Lois put him in the new crib and tucked him in– I hate you insolent bitch –Stewie said to Lois– you're going to burn in hell too.

Good night to you both –Marge and Lois said while Marge turned off the light and they both proceeded to leave the room leaving Stewie and Maggie completely alone.

Well my dear sunny rival you are not going to escape from that one maybe we have known each other since yesterday but after how you treated me it is priceless –Stewie said with mockery– although Brian told me that we have to distance ourselves but when I found out that I am going to stay with you made me want to finish you as quickly as possible.

From then on, Stewie and Maggie began to insult each other and throw things at each other, but minutes later they fell asleep and both began to sleep. That's definitely going to make it difficult for both of us even worse.